GM's thread about nothing (26 Viewers)

[Drifter]

I just wanted to double check my perception that Kings of Leon have not been able to release anything near as good as their debut album. Indeed true?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Girl A+ seems to have had a lot of professional pictures taken of herself, per facebook.

Also, I'd wear it out.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I haven't noticed anything from tims chochet lately. Is he flying under the radar or taking a break? Anyone else notice this?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Girl A+ seems to have had a lot of professional pictures taken of herself, per facebook.Also, I'd wear it out.

BTW, it = info.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I haven't noticed anything from tims chochet lately. Is he flying under the radar or taking a break? Anyone else notice this?

I think he is just in too deep in the Debt Ceiling thread.

 

[urbanhack]

I haven't noticed anything from tims chochet lately.

You mean the past 45 to 60 minutes?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I haven't noticed anything from tims chochet lately.

You mean the past 45 to 60 minutes?

maybe I ignore his threads/posts like Tanner and BostonFred ignore the difference between Don and Dawn.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

FYI YSR:

http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

 

[General Malaise]

Girl A+ seems to have had a lot of professional pictures taken of herself, per facebook.Also, I'd wear it out.

You sure that's her?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Girl A+ seems to have had a lot of professional pictures taken of herself, per facebook.Also, I'd wear it out.

You sure that's her?

No. I just figured she looked different?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

FYI Shuke:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/hellocari/page2/

 

[General Malaise]

FYI YSR: http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

Hmmmmm...my ancestors must have all come from The Congo.

 

[McJose]

I haven't noticed anything from tims chochet lately.

You mean the past 45 to 60 minutes?

maybe I ignore his threads/posts like Tanner and BostonFred ignore the difference between Don and Dawn.

By "ignore" you must mean "refuse to recognize your quasi-accent as normal human speech".

 

[YSR]

Apparently, when your spouse tells you that the pressure washer will take off skin if you hit your bare feet with it, he means it will actually remove the skin from your body (in three places because you apparently can't be taught).

 

[General Malaise]

Apparently, when your spouse tells you that the pressure washer will take off skin if you hit your bare feet with it, he means it will actually remove the skin from your body (in three places because you apparently can't be taught).

Ouch! Sorry to hear it. Can you go in Scrabble so I can finish you two off?

 

[Drifter]

Apparently, when your spouse tells you that the pressure washer will take off skin if you hit your bare feet with it, he means it will actually remove the skin from your body (in three places because you apparently can't be taught).

You're lucky that's all you lost. You can lose a toe.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Now you know how African-Americans felt when your grandparents were oppressing them, YSR.

 

[FatMax]

Apparently, when your spouse tells you that the pressure washer will take off skin if you hit your bare feet with it, he means it will actually remove the skin from your body (in three places because you apparently can't be taught).

I have a scar on the back of my hand from two years ago, when I was trying to hold a pool filter while I was pressure washing it.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Girl A+ seems to have had a lot of professional pictures taken of herself, per facebook.Also, I'd wear it out.

giggity

 

[JbizzleMan]

I know there's a thread about this somewhere, but I hate my work bathroom. Only one stall and two urinals for the entire floor. Someone ALWAYS walks in when I'm mid-wizz. It never fails.

It bothers you that people walk in while you're pissing?

Maybe he drops his pants and underwear to the floor like 5 year olds do

My ex-boyfriend used to do this at the urinals at Falcons' games, just to get a reaction. I can't believe he was never killed.

I don't do that. There is no divider between urinals. It's 50/50 whether or not the person interrupting uses proper protocol and waits for me to finish before stepping up to the plate.

 

[krista4]

How are you planning to pronounce the r in Nicaragua while you're there? Roll it, or no? And are you going to say the "c" or is it going to be more like knee-ha-rrrrrr-og-wa?

I'm physically unable to roll my "r"s due to my German heritage and GM-like pale skin. The "kneeeeeeeeeeee-ha-rrrr-og-wa" is a good compromise, though.

try saying: otter otter otter otter otter otter.Repeat 200x going as fast as you can. Repeat repeatedly. It will flex up your tongue so you can begin to roll your r's. I learned that from the German lady who taught my 8th grade Spanish class.

Hmmm, I probably should have closed my office door before practicing this.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Girl A+ seems to have had a lot of professional pictures taken of herself, per facebook.Also, I'd wear it out.

You sure that's her?

i don/t

 

[Lomez]

I know there's a thread about this somewhere, but I hate my work bathroom. Only one stall and two urinals for the entire floor. Someone ALWAYS walks in when I'm mid-wizz. It never fails.

It bothers you that people walk in while you're pissing?

Maybe he drops his pants and underwear to the floor like 5 year olds do

My ex-boyfriend used to do this at the urinals at Falcons' games, just to get a reaction. I can't believe he was never killed.

I don't do that. There is no divider between urinals. It's 50/50 whether or not the person interrupting uses proper protocol and waits for me to finish before stepping up to the plate.

wat?

 

[General Malaise]

Girl A+ seems to have had a lot of professional pictures taken of herself, per facebook.Also, I'd wear it out.

You sure that's her?

i don/t

Right, not her. But...it might be her daughter, so...you know. There's THAT, you Homers.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I don't do that. There is no divider between urinals. It's 50/50 whether or not the person interrupting uses proper protocol and waits for me to finish before stepping up to the plate.

wat?

that is not proper protocol. if the urinal is open, knock yourself out.if you need privacy, use the stall.

 

[Lomez]

How are you planning to pronounce the r in Nicaragua while you're there? Roll it, or no? And are you going to say the "c" or is it going to be more like knee-ha-rrrrrr-og-wa?

I'm physically unable to roll my "r"s due to my German heritage and GM-like pale skin. The "kneeeeeeeeeeee-ha-rrrr-og-wa" is a good compromise, though.

try saying: otter otter otter otter otter otter.Repeat 200x going as fast as you can. Repeat repeatedly. It will flex up your tongue so you can begin to roll your r's. I learned that from the German lady who taught my 8th grade Spanish class.

Hmmm, I probably should have closed my office door before practicing this.

"krista, why does your office smell like raw fish?"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

How are you planning to pronounce the r in Nicaragua while you're there? Roll it, or no? And are you going to say the "c" or is it going to be more like knee-ha-rrrrrr-og-wa?

I'm physically unable to roll my "r"s due to my German heritage and GM-like pale skin. The "kneeeeeeeeeeee-ha-rrrr-og-wa" is a good compromise, though.

try saying: otter otter otter otter otter otter.Repeat 200x going as fast as you can. Repeat repeatedly. It will flex up your tongue so you can begin to roll your r's. I learned that from the German lady who taught my 8th grade Spanish class.

That isn't how Mr. Brendenhoffer taught me to do it. Damn him and his sparkling clean ######.

 

[krista4]

Apologies to anyone I texted from Vegas. My liver has filed a restraining order against me.I had pancakes Sunday morning...at Denny's. Sweet holy St. Jamal they were good.

I saw Studs is now attending that high school reunion with you and SLB. Can I tag along too?

I am also looking forward to seeing McJose at the art show opening on July 31.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Apologies to anyone I texted from Vegas. My liver has filed a restraining order against me.I had pancakes Sunday morning...at Denny's. Sweet holy St. Jamal they were good.

I saw Studs is now attending that high school reunion with you and SLB. Can I tag along too?

I am also looking forward to seeing McJose at the art show opening on July 31.

I think I'm spending too much time on the inernets. GM, ruling?Also, who friended me or whatever on Google+ J.W.?

 

[EYLive]

So if one hemroid is bad, 2 must feel like death.

If one bursts, does it look like you had a period?

 

[shamwow!]

Apologies to anyone I texted from Vegas. My liver has filed a restraining order against me.I had pancakes Sunday morning...at Denny's. Sweet holy St. Jamal they were good.

I saw Studs is now attending that high school reunion with you and SLB. Can I tag along too?

I am also looking forward to seeing McJose at the art show opening on July 31.

I think I'm spending too much time on the inernets. GM, ruling?Also, who friended me or whatever on Google+ J.W.?

I think that's a dude in the Google+ thread. Aresnal of Doom or something?

 

[Gadzooks]

So if one hemroid is bad, 2 must feel like death.If one bursts, does it look like you had a period?

Never had one. Does it hurt more than an ingrown pubic hair does?

 

[Drifter]

So if one hemroid is bad, 2 must feel like death.If one bursts, does it look like you had a period?

Never had one. Does it hurt more than an ingrown pubic hair does?

Actually, they just kind of itch. The hurt comes when one comes open and then scabs over and then you rip the scab off the next time you take a ####. I've told the story of how I took a supplement (l-carnitine) that gave me really bad rhoids that bled like crazy. I had one hungover afternoon at work where I ate Chinese food at lunch and had to #### 4 or 5 times and I was practically crying by the end of the day.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Apologies to anyone I texted from Vegas. My liver has filed a restraining order against me.I had pancakes Sunday morning...at Denny's. Sweet holy St. Jamal they were good.

I saw Studs is now attending that high school reunion with you and SLB. Can I tag along too?

I am also looking forward to seeing McJose at the art show opening on July 31.

I think I'm spending too much time on the inernets. GM, ruling?Also, who friended me or whatever on Google+ J.W.?

I think that's a dude in the Google+ thread. Aresnal of Doom or something?

Don't know him.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Reason 8,561,302 why I never try supermarket samples.

Which one of you is this BTW?

 

[EYLive]

So if one hemroid is bad, 2 must feel like death.If one bursts, does it look like you had a period?

Never had one. Does it hurt more than an ingrown pubic hair does?

Actually, they just kind of itch. The hurt comes when one comes open and then scabs over and then you rip the scab off the next time you take a ####. I've told the story of how I took a supplement (l-carnitine) that gave me really bad rhoids that bled like crazy. I had one hungover afternoon at work where I ate Chinese food at lunch and had to #### 4 or 5 times and I was practically crying by the end of the day.

Can you not rip the scab? Or does the scab cover your hole?

 

[EYLive]

So if one hemroid is bad, 2 must feel like death.If one bursts, does it look like you had a period?

Never had one. Does it hurt more than an ingrown pubic hair does?

Never had one. Does an ingrown pubic hair hurt more than a simultaneous hiccup-sneeze?

 

[desert rose]

How are you planning to pronounce the r in Nicaragua while you're there? Roll it, or no? And are you going to say the "c" or is it going to be more like knee-ha-rrrrrr-og-wa?

I'm physically unable to roll my "r"s due to my German heritage and GM-like pale skin. The "kneeeeeeeeeeee-ha-rrrr-og-wa" is a good compromise, though.

try saying: otter otter otter otter otter otter.Repeat 200x going as fast as you can. Repeat repeatedly. It will flex up your tongue so you can begin to roll your r's. I learned that from the German lady who taught my 8th grade Spanish class.

Hmmm, I probably should have closed my office door before practicing this.

Pretty sure you aren't supposed to roll the R in Nicaragua. You only roll beginning Rs and double Rs. Tbe R sounds somewhat like the D in a soft "duh!." Also, can you videotape this exercise for us?

 

[desert rose]

Reason 8,561,302 why I never try supermarket samples.

Which one of you is this BTW?

I've rethought my stance on free supermarket samples when this ######## served up semen yogert in Albuquerque.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Reason 8,561,302 why I never try supermarket samples.

Which one of you is this BTW?

I've rethought my stance on free supermarket samples when this ######## served up semen yogert in Albuquerque.

My dickmitten computer's Ctr+V hasn't been working.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I like how we're all going to just gloss over McJose saying that Denny's pancakes were good like it didn't happen. Probably better that way.

 

[desert rose]

I can't believe the US has the smallest penises in North America.

 

[FatMax]

I can't believe the US has the smallest penises in North America.

Just so everyone is aware, my real name is Pancho Hernandez.

 

[Sarnoff]

I can't believe the US has the smallest penises in North America.

Were you measuring from the top side or the under side?

 

[gamera]

FYI YSR: http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

Note to self: Find a nice Korean girl to impress.

 

[tommyboy]

I can't believe the US has the smallest penises in North America.

that is why i only #### midgets

 

[cosjobs]

I think stainless still works if you have a contemporary kitchen.What is the approx difference in cost between those two options?

Stainless is what is in commercial/pro kitchens, so while it may be a bit less stylish at the moment it will remain an enduring style. I'd stay with it because it is also significantly more functional than any other finish for cleanliness and sanitation.

 

[krista4]

Someone is blasting their car stereo outside my house more loudly than I've ever heard in my life. It's very unusual in this neighborhood, but what's more puzzling is their

'zooks.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I can't believe the US has the smallest penises in North America.

that is why i only #### midgets

I had hand reduction surgery. To each his own I guess.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think stainless still works if you have a contemporary kitchen.What is the approx difference in cost between those two options?

Stainless is what is in commercial/pro kitchens, so while it may be a bit less stylish at the moment it will remain an enduring style. I'd stay with it because it is also significantly more functional than any other finish for cleanliness and sanitation.

Pretty solid. Anyone else?