GM's thread about nothing (39 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

I am alias. I am long time FBG.

I just found out I banged Bill Simmons' wife in college. Numerous times.

True story.

Crosseyed?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'm probably going to need to do just happy hour type thingy, or maybe I'll take a half day and meet up with you in the afternoon. I leave for Vegas the next day, so I'll need to pack and get last minute sex later that night.

I think we are staying here. Whatever works for you guys.

when are you getting into town? I assume you're going to the Cubs games. When are those?

 

[Drifter]

I am alias. I am long time FBG.

I just found out I banged Bill Simmons' wife in college. Numerous times.

True story.

Crosseyed?

I was hoping it was YSR

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm probably going to need to do just happy hour type thingy, or maybe I'll take a half day and meet up with you in the afternoon. I leave for Vegas the next day, so I'll need to pack and get last minute sex later that night.

I think we are staying here. Whatever works for you guys.

when are you getting into town? I assume you're going to the Cubs games. When are those?

We'll be getting in town 8/19. I'm hoping to leave earlier than we did last year and get in around 2-3. We are only going to the Saturday game at 3:10.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I am alias. I am long time FBG.I just found out I banged Bill Simmons' wife in college. Numerous times.True story.

interested in how you finally figured this out

for whatever reason she popped into my head this morning...googled her name and there it was

Lookin' pretty good:http://www.thenewspk.com/wp-content/uploads/Bill-Simmons-Wife-Picture-241x300.jpg

 

[facook]

Is she in the Top 11 girls that you had relations with in college? Let's make a list, and then relate it to Karate Kid.

 

[tommyboy]

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We also drove to Boulder Lake, which was about 30 minutes away. That was an incredible journey and included a nice climb up giant granite boulders to the top of an enormous rock pile. I'd say we were easily 600 feet above the lake. My wife set the timer on her camera and we snapped this shot, which will double as our 2011 Xmas card picture.

i fnially looked at this today, that rock pile you were standing on? Imagine a guy standing on the shore behind you, fishing way down there across the lake. Now imagine his brother in law is about 20 feet away, the sun is setting behind the cliff, birds are chirping, crickets are cricketing, fish are jumping, and not another living soul is around. The first guy says to his brother in law, "man this is beautiful, look at that" and points to the sun setting over the cliff, then the brother in law says "yeah, i'd like to #### a chick and throw her off that cliff". Which of the two men is gay?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

We'll be getting in town 8/19. I'm hoping to leave earlier than we did last year and get in around 2-3. We are only going to the Saturday game at 3:10.

Friday happy hour it is then.

 

[shuke]

I would be freaked out if some guy just stood there waiting for me to finish peeing when there was an open urinal.

 

[JaxBill]

I just don't know what to say. This has shaken my confidence in higher education and in today's youth in general:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1107/quidditch.college.campus/content.7.html

 

[Thorn]

We'll be getting in town 8/19. I'm hoping to leave earlier than we did last year and get in around 2-3. We are only going to the Saturday game at 3:10.

Friday happy hour it is then.

I was supposed to Friday happy hour with some FBGs but SOMEONE'S sister ####ed the whole thing up!

 

[Josie Maran]

We'll be getting in town 8/19. I'm hoping to leave earlier than we did last year and get in around 2-3. We are only going to the Saturday game at 3:10.

Friday happy hour it is then.

I was supposed to Friday happy hour with some FBGs but SOMEONE'S sister ####ed the whole thing up!

Bi###es, man.

 

[Josie Maran]

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We also drove to Boulder Lake, which was about 30 minutes away. That was an incredible journey and included a nice climb up giant granite boulders to the top of an enormous rock pile. I'd say we were easily 600 feet above the lake. My wife set the timer on her camera and we snapped this shot, which will double as our 2011 Xmas card picture.

i fnially looked at this today, that rock pile you were standing on? Imagine a guy standing on the shore behind you, fishing way down there across the lake. Now imagine his brother in law is about 20 feet away, the sun is setting behind the cliff, birds are chirping, crickets are cricketing, fish are jumping, and not another living soul is around. The first guy says to his brother in law, "man this is beautiful, look at that" and points to the sun setting over the cliff, then the brother in law says "yeah, i'd like to #### a chick and throw her off that cliff". Which of the two men is gay?

X 50.

 

[bostonfred]

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We also drove to Boulder Lake, which was about 30 minutes away. That was an incredible journey and included a nice climb up giant granite boulders to the top of an enormous rock pile. I'd say we were easily 600 feet above the lake. My wife set the timer on her camera and we snapped this shot, which will double as our 2011 Xmas card picture.

i fnially looked at this today, that rock pile you were standing on? Imagine a guy standing on the shore behind you, fishing way down there across the lake. Now imagine his brother in law is about 20 feet away, the sun is setting behind the cliff, birds are chirping, crickets are cricketing, fish are jumping, and not another living soul is around. The first guy says to his brother in law, "man this is beautiful, look at that" and points to the sun setting over the cliff, then the brother in law says "yeah, i'd like to #### a chick and throw her off that cliff". Which of the two men is gay?

There's probably a less uncomfortable way to tell this story.

 

[shuke]

I just don't know what to say. This has shaken my confidence in higher education and in today's youth in general:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1107/quidditch.college.campus/content.7.html

Sign me up

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I just don't know what to say. This has shaken my confidence in higher education and in today's youth in general:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1107/quidditch.college.campus/content.7.html

Sign me up

Great, now Duke is going to be good at two sports. I wish Melly was here to tell us how he's loved Duke quidditch since he was a kid.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

I just don't know what to say. This has shaken my confidence in higher education and in today's youth in general:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1107/quidditch.college.campus/content.7.html

Sign me up

Yeah, I would totally cast a Petrificus Totalus* spell on that ###. Maybe even follow it up with a Rictusempra* charm.* The date rape spell

** Tickle charm

 

[McJose]

I'm pretty sure if Tanner was on tonight's Jeopardy, he wouldn't have blown the Final.

What was the final?

Sports Movies: Their team colors were yellow & white & they were originally sponsored by Chico's Bail Bonds

 

[Disco Stu]

####. 24 pages behind.

 

[Bogart]

I'm spending all day reading the "I wish I could believe in God and Heaven" thread. I have no idea why.

 

[bostonfred]

I'm spending all day reading the "I wish I could believe in God and Heaven" thread. I have no idea why.

Because you move your lips while you read? It's eight pages, dude.

 

[shuke]

I'm spending all day reading the "I wish I could believe in God and Heaven" thread. I have no idea why.

Because you move your lips while you read? It's eight pages, dude.

 

[Josie Maran]

####. 24 pages behind.

Skip anything regarding breakfast foods or fishing and you're only 3 or 4 back.

 

[SHIZNITTTT]

I just don't know what to say. This has shaken my confidence in higher education and in today's youth in general:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1107/quidditch.college.campus/content.7.html

Sign me up

Harry Potter?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

So if I can get a good shot of the hot gymnastic teacher, ill put it on Facebook.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

We'll be getting in town 8/19. I'm hoping to leave earlier than we did last year and get in around 2-3. We are only going to the Saturday game at 3:10.

Friday happy hour it is then.

Somebody pick a place and let me know.

 

[Bogart]

I'm spending all day reading the "I wish I could believe in God and Heaven" thread. I have no idea why.

Because you move your lips while you read? It's eight pages, dude.

I have actually been doing real work today as well. More than usual.

 

[General Malaise]

I know there's a thread about this somewhere, but I hate my work bathroom. Only one stall and two urinals for the entire floor. Someone ALWAYS walks in when I'm mid-wizz. It never fails.

It bothers you that people walk in while you're pissing?

Maybe he drops his pants and underwear to the floor like 5 year olds do

My ex-boyfriend used to do this at the urinals at Falcons' games, just to get a reaction. I can't believe he was never killed.

I don't do that. There is no divider between urinals. It's 50/50 whether or not the person interrupting uses proper protocol and waits for me to finish before stepping up to the plate.

Proper protocol is to wait while there is an open urinal? Do you have a 2 inch penis?

Went to a soccer game last night and right before the half, I bolted towards the bathroom with my buddy Fred right behind me. As I approach, I see a guy in a wheelchair coming towards the bathroom at the same time, so I decide to open the door and hold it for him so he can roll on in. I come in behind him, notice that all the urinals are taken and hear somebody behind me (Fred) say "GO LEFT!"....Not thinking, I cut left and hit the open stall. Having had a few beers and having held it for the entire half, I'm taking a pretty solid leak here. A power leak, if you will.When I'm done, I flush with my foot, exit the stall and run right into the man in the wheelchair. He was PISSED and gave me a glare that let me know I had just violated his domain. For the open stall was the handicap stall and my buddy Fred knew that like Will Ferrell reading everything on the teleprompter in Achorman, that I would follow his directions to "MOVE LEFT" without question, even if that meant snaking the handicap stall in front of a handicap man.Felt like a total jerkwad for the rest of the game. Fred laughed for about 45 minutes.

 

[General Malaise]

Someone is blasting their car stereo outside my house more loudly than I've ever heard in my life. It's very unusual in this neighborhood, but what's more puzzling is their

If you can get past the phosphorus nature of it, I do have some moleless, fairly smooth skin.

 

[JbizzleMan]

So if I can get a good shot of the hot gymnastic teacher, ill put it on Facebook.

Why only on FB?

 

[General Malaise]

I am alias. I am long time FBG.I just found out I banged Bill Simmons' wife in college. Numerous times.True story.

That is excellent!

 

[General Malaise]

[

We also drove to Boulder Lake, which was about 30 minutes away. That was an incredible journey and included a nice climb up giant granite boulders to the top of an enormous rock pile. I'd say we were easily 600 feet above the lake. My wife set the timer on her camera and we snapped this shot, which will double as our 2011 Xmas card picture.

i fnially looked at this today, that rock pile you were standing on? Imagine a guy standing on the shore behind you, fishing way down there across the lake. Now imagine his brother in law is about 20 feet away, the sun is setting behind the cliff, birds are chirping, crickets are cricketing, fish are jumping, and not another living soul is around. The first guy says to his brother in law, "man this is beautiful, look at that" and points to the sun setting over the cliff, then the brother in law says "yeah, i'd like to #### a chick and throw her off that cliff". Which of the two men is gay?

Uh, yeah...so anywhow, um...this is going to be our xmas card photo. If anybody wants one, feel free to send me a PM.

 

[General Malaise]

I just don't know what to say. This has shaken my confidence in higher education and in today's youth in general:http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1107/quidditch.college.campus/content.7.html

Ugliest woman alive contest?

 

[General Malaise]

Watched about 30 minutes of Wall Street's Sequel last night and came away wondering how Shia Labouf finds work in Hollywood. That might have been the worst acting performance I've ever seen in a movie. How is he a top actor?

 

[JaxBill]

I just don't know what to say. This has shaken my confidence in higher education and in today's youth in general:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1107/quidditch.college.campus/content.7.html

Sign me up

The whole game just looks like an injury waiting to happen. A very painful and voice-altering injury.

 

[Oh Yes!]

what is the current British Police hat look like?

wtf

what does the current British Police hat look like?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

How is he a top actor?

He's best known for Transformers so I don't think this description fits him very well. Not much acting going on in that franchise.

 

[Oh Yes!]

Watched about 30 minutes of Wall Street's Sequel last night and came away wondering how Shia Labouf finds work in Hollywood. That might have been the worst acting performance I've ever seen in a movie. How is he a top actor?

my gf thinks hes the best thing since pee-pee rings

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just don't know what to say. This has shaken my confidence in higher education and in today's youth in general:http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1107/quidditch.college.campus/content.7.html

It's Pat!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Watched about 30 minutes of Wall Street's Sequel last night and came away wondering how Shia Labouf finds work in Hollywood. That might have been the worst acting performance I've ever seen in a movie. How is he a top actor?

Spielberg loves him. I think that's all he really needs.

 

[General Malaise]

Watched about 30 minutes of Wall Street's Sequel last night and came away wondering how Shia Labouf finds work in Hollywood. That might have been the worst acting performance I've ever seen in a movie. How is he a top actor?

Spielberg loves him. I think that's all he really needs.

Horrible. I cannot believe that guy lands roles in movies. It blows my mind. Is that movie as atrocious as the 30 minutes I saw made it out to be?

 

[urbanhack]

How is he a top actor?

He's best known for Transformers so I don't think this description fits him very well. Not much acting going on in that franchise.

Agree with GM....he really sucks.

 

[shamwow!]

Watched about 30 minutes of Wall Street's Sequel last night and came away wondering how Shia Labouf finds work in Hollywood. That might have been the worst acting performance I've ever seen in a movie. How is he a top actor?

Spielberg loves him. I think that's all he really needs.

Horrible. I cannot believe that guy lands roles in movies. It blows my mind. Is that movie as atrocious as the 30 minutes I saw made it out to be?

Worse

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

I'm spending all day reading the "I wish I could believe in God and Heaven" thread. I have no idea why.

Because you move your lips while you read? It's eight pages, dude.

 

[Frostillicus]

[

We also drove to Boulder Lake, which was about 30 minutes away. That was an incredible journey and included a nice climb up giant granite boulders to the top of an enormous rock pile. I'd say we were easily 600 feet above the lake. My wife set the timer on her camera and we snapped this shot, which will double as our 2011 Xmas card picture.

i fnially looked at this today, that rock pile you were standing on? Imagine a guy standing on the shore behind you, fishing way down there across the lake. Now imagine his brother in law is about 20 feet away, the sun is setting behind the cliff, birds are chirping, crickets are cricketing, fish are jumping, and not another living soul is around. The first guy says to his brother in law, "man this is beautiful, look at that" and points to the sun setting over the cliff, then the brother in law says "yeah, i'd like to #### a chick and throw her off that cliff". Which of the two men is gay?

Well I'm confused.

 

[JaxBill]

[

We also drove to Boulder Lake, which was about 30 minutes away. That was an incredible journey and included a nice climb up giant granite boulders to the top of an enormous rock pile. I'd say we were easily 600 feet above the lake. My wife set the timer on her camera and we snapped this shot, which will double as our 2011 Xmas card picture.

i fnially looked at this today, that rock pile you were standing on? Imagine a guy standing on the shore behind you, fishing way down there across the lake. Now imagine his brother in law is about 20 feet away, the sun is setting behind the cliff, birds are chirping, crickets are cricketing, fish are jumping, and not another living soul is around. The first guy says to his brother in law, "man this is beautiful, look at that" and points to the sun setting over the cliff, then the brother in law says "yeah, i'd like to #### a chick and throw her off that cliff". Which of the two men is gay?

Well I'm confused.

Apparently so was he.

 

[shuke]

[

We also drove to Boulder Lake, which was about 30 minutes away. That was an incredible journey and included a nice climb up giant granite boulders to the top of an enormous rock pile. I'd say we were easily 600 feet above the lake. My wife set the timer on her camera and we snapped this shot, which will double as our 2011 Xmas card picture.

i fnially looked at this today, that rock pile you were standing on? Imagine a guy standing on the shore behind you, fishing way down there across the lake. Now imagine his brother in law is about 20 feet away, the sun is setting behind the cliff, birds are chirping, crickets are cricketing, fish are jumping, and not another living soul is around. The first guy says to his brother in law, "man this is beautiful, look at that" and points to the sun setting over the cliff, then the brother in law says "yeah, i'd like to #### a chick and throw her off that cliff". Which of the two men is gay?

Well I'm confused.

Glad I'm not the only one.

 

[Lomez]

[

We also drove to Boulder Lake, which was about 30 minutes away. That was an incredible journey and included a nice climb up giant granite boulders to the top of an enormous rock pile. I'd say we were easily 600 feet above the lake. My wife set the timer on her camera and we snapped this shot, which will double as our 2011 Xmas card picture.

i fnially looked at this today, that rock pile you were standing on? Imagine a guy standing on the shore behind you, fishing way down there across the lake. Now imagine his brother in law is about 20 feet away, the sun is setting behind the cliff, birds are chirping, crickets are cricketing, fish are jumping, and not another living soul is around. The first guy says to his brother in law, "man this is beautiful, look at that" and points to the sun setting over the cliff, then the brother in law says "yeah, i'd like to #### a chick and throw her off that cliff". Which of the two men is gay?

Well I'm confused.

Glad I'm not the only one.

tommyboy's coming out of the closet And his BIL has issues with women. Hoping it's his beard's brother and not his sister's husband.

 

[Disco Stu]

Garage Sales are stupid, you aren't going to make any money, and they are only going to piss you off. Anything you label for a dollar, you are going to sell it for 50 cents and you are going to spend half an hour of your time to sell it. Word of advice, if you are looking to sell something over 100 dollars, put it on Craigslist. If it's under that, donate it to Goodwill and take the tax write off. You will be so much happier with this act of generosity.

Garage sales are a beating. Never again.

 

[tommyboy]

tommyboy's coming out of the closet And his BIL has issues with women. Hoping it's his beard's brother and not his sister's husband.

guess it was only funny to me. that actually happened about 5 years ago, my wifes brother was the guy that said that. did i mention he has tourrettes, ocd and ad/hd?