GM's thread about nothing (38 Viewers)

[Good Posting Judge]

76 degrees here today in the Bay Area. Suck it, jerks.

 

[Gadzooks]

I'm spending all day reading the "I wish I could believe in God and Heaven" thread. I have no idea why.

Because you move your lips while you read? It's eight pages, dude.

 

[Gadzooks]

So if I can get a good shot of the hot gymnastic teacher, ill put it on Facebook.

Update?

 

[commisholio]

76 degrees here today in the Bay Area. Suck it, jerks.

Think I'll go drink my afternoon coffee on the balcony.

 

[Sergeant Spelt]

I just don't know what to say. This has shaken my confidence in higher education and in today's youth in general:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1107/quidditch.college.campus/content.7.html

Sign me up

Harry Potter?

Hairy Pooter

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I just got a script for Xanax called in. Slap it high?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Watched about 30 minutes of Wall Street's Sequel last night and came away wondering how Shia Labouf finds work in Hollywood. That might have been the worst acting performance I've ever seen in a movie. How is he a top actor?

Even Stevens

 

[EYLive]

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We also drove to Boulder Lake, which was about 30 minutes away. That was an incredible journey and included a nice climb up giant granite boulders to the top of an enormous rock pile. I'd say we were easily 600 feet above the lake. My wife set the timer on her camera and we snapped this shot, which will double as our 2011 Xmas card picture.

i fnially looked at this today, that rock pile you were standing on? Imagine a guy standing on the shore behind you, fishing way down there across the lake. Now imagine his brother in law is about 20 feet away, the sun is setting behind the cliff, birds are chirping, crickets are cricketing, fish are jumping, and not another living soul is around. The first guy says to his brother in law, "man this is beautiful, look at that" and points to the sun setting over the cliff, then the brother in law says "yeah, i'd like to #### a chick and throw her off that cliff". Which of the two men is gay?

Uh, yeah...so anywhow, um...this is going to be our xmas card photo. If anybody wants one, feel free to send me a PM.

tommyboy

 

[EYLive]

Watched about 30 minutes of Wall Street's Sequel last night and came away wondering how Shia Labouf finds work in Hollywood. That might have been the worst acting performance I've ever seen in a movie. How is he a top actor?

Even Stevens

I used to watch that show as a 20 year old. I found it really funny. The sister was hot, albeit flat-chested. And he had a toady looking friend named Beans that probably grew up to become a FBG.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I used to watch that show as a 20 year old.

LINK

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I used to watch that show as a 20 year old.

LINK

 

[cosjobs]

I know there's a thread about this somewhere, but I hate my work bathroom. Only one stall and two urinals for the entire floor. Someone ALWAYS walks in when I'm mid-wizz. It never fails.

It bothers you that people walk in while you're pissing?

Maybe he drops his pants and underwear to the floor like 5 year olds do

My ex-boyfriend used to do this at the urinals at Falcons' games, just to get a reaction. I can't believe he was never killed.

I don't do that. There is no divider between urinals. It's 50/50 whether or not the person interrupting uses proper protocol and waits for me to finish before stepping up to the plate.

Proper protocol is to wait while there is an open urinal? Do you have a 2 inch penis?

Went to a soccer game last night and right before the half, I bolted towards the bathroom with my buddy Fred right behind me. As I approach, I see a guy in a wheelchair coming towards the bathroom at the same time, so I decide to open the door and hold it for him so he can roll on in. I come in behind him, notice that all the urinals are taken and hear somebody behind me (Fred) say "GO LEFT!"....Not thinking, I cut left and hit the open stall. Having had a few beers and having held it for the entire half, I'm taking a pretty solid leak here. A power leak, if you will.When I'm done, I flush with my foot, exit the stall and run right into the man in the wheelchair. He was PISSED and gave me a glare that let me know I had just violated his domain. For the open stall was the handicap stall and my buddy Fred knew that like Will Ferrell reading everything on the teleprompter in Achorman, that I would follow his directions to "MOVE LEFT" without question, even if that meant snaking the handicap stall in front of a handicap man.Felt like a total jerkwad for the rest of the game. Fred laughed for about 45 minutes.

I like this Fred.

 

[desert rose]

I'm not a drug user. Does cocaine and/or heroin make you angry?

 

[jplvr]

Never tried heroin and I don't remember getting angry on coke.

 

[bostonfred]

I know there's a thread about this somewhere, but I hate my work bathroom. Only one stall and two urinals for the entire floor. Someone ALWAYS walks in when I'm mid-wizz. It never fails.

It bothers you that people walk in while you're pissing?

Maybe he drops his pants and underwear to the floor like 5 year olds do

My ex-boyfriend used to do this at the urinals at Falcons' games, just to get a reaction. I can't believe he was never killed.

I don't do that. There is no divider between urinals. It's 50/50 whether or not the person interrupting uses proper protocol and waits for me to finish before stepping up to the plate.

Proper protocol is to wait while there is an open urinal? Do you have a 2 inch penis?

Went to a soccer game last night and right before the half, I bolted towards the bathroom with my buddy Fred right behind me. As I approach, I see a guy in a wheelchair coming towards the bathroom at the same time, so I decide to open the door and hold it for him so he can roll on in. I come in behind him, notice that all the urinals are taken and hear somebody behind me (Fred) say "GO LEFT!"....Not thinking, I cut left and hit the open stall. Having had a few beers and having held it for the entire half, I'm taking a pretty solid leak here. A power leak, if you will.When I'm done, I flush with my foot, exit the stall and run right into the man in the wheelchair. He was PISSED and gave me a glare that let me know I had just violated his domain. For the open stall was the handicap stall and my buddy Fred knew that like Will Ferrell reading everything on the teleprompter in Achorman, that I would follow his directions to "MOVE LEFT" without question, even if that meant snaking the handicap stall in front of a handicap man.Felt like a total jerkwad for the rest of the game. Fred laughed for about 45 minutes.

I like this Fred.

Wait, what?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Never tried heroin and I don't remember getting angry on coke.

It made my boner angry though.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

#### it, I'm just going to blog full time.

 

[General Malaise]

#### it, I'm just going to blog full time.

Cross that $20 threshold and it's off to the races!I put your blog on my facebook page. I think you owe me at least 0.14 cents for that. My sister, mom, wife and closeted gay friends are all over you.

 

[General Malaise]

Cosjobs never paid me for my blog work at UHEM. How do I start earning some Google money?

 

[-fish-]

Cosjobs never paid me for my blog work at UHEM. How do I start earning some Google money?

maybe you need a google pimp.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

#### it, I'm just going to blog full time.

Cross that $20 threshold and it's off to the races!I put your blog on my facebook page. I think you owe me at least 0.14 cents for that. My sister, mom, wife and closeted gay friends are all over you.

I haven't even posted it on my own Facebook page. I did make a Facebook page for the blog, though. My name is hopefully not listed there. It's a fun hobby, but I don't know if I need students mocking me for my reality TV blog.As far as "income," we're up to $17 (all today). Each unique ad click seems to be worth a bit more than a buck. If this keeps up, I'm thinking of tithing 10% to the fans.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Pickles>blog link me.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Pickles>blog link me.

it's in his sig

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Pickles>blog link me.

it's in his sig

Look at the big brain on Aaron, you a smart mother####a.

 

[gamera]

Cosjobs never paid me for my blog work at UHEM. How do I start earning some Google money?

maybe you need a google pimp.

Oh, sure. Like they need another money-making idea. I'm sure Google Pimp is still in beta, but they're going to put real pimps out of business soon. It's hard out there, man.

 

[Ignoramus]

I know there's a thread about this somewhere, but I hate my work bathroom. Only one stall and two urinals for the entire floor. Someone ALWAYS walks in when I'm mid-wizz. It never fails.

It bothers you that people walk in while you're pissing?

Maybe he drops his pants and underwear to the floor like 5 year olds do

My ex-boyfriend used to do this at the urinals at Falcons' games, just to get a reaction. I can't believe he was never killed.

I don't do that. There is no divider between urinals. It's 50/50 whether or not the person interrupting uses proper protocol and waits for me to finish before stepping up to the plate.

Proper protocol is to wait while there is an open urinal? Do you have a 2 inch penis?

It's rule 1.ANo, it's 3.5" thank you very much.

You should probably stick to the stalls. No such rule, Pee Wee.

 

[bostonfred]

Never watched the show, and only read a couple paragraphs, but clicked on the google chrome ad. Good luck in Aruba.

 

[McJose]

I clicked on the Afro-Romance ad.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I know there's a thread about this somewhere, but I hate my work bathroom. Only one stall and two urinals for the entire floor. Someone ALWAYS walks in when I'm mid-wizz. It never fails.

It bothers you that people walk in while you're pissing?

Maybe he drops his pants and underwear to the floor like 5 year olds do

My ex-boyfriend used to do this at the urinals at Falcons' games, just to get a reaction. I can't believe he was never killed.

I don't do that. There is no divider between urinals. It's 50/50 whether or not the person interrupting uses proper protocol and waits for me to finish before stepping up to the plate.

Proper protocol is to wait while there is an open urinal? Do you have a 2 inch penis?

It's rule 1.ANo, it's 3.5" thank you very much.

You should probably stick to the stalls. No such rule, Pee Wee.

You're lucky I don't put my arm around you, smallfry.

 

[jplvr]

I clicked on the Afro-Romance ad.

haha, I thought you made that up.

 

[shuke]

I'm serious this time. I have to retire. It's been fun.

 

[-fish-]

I'm serious this time. I have to retire. It's been fun.

see you tomorrow.

 

[desert rose]

I'm serious this time. I have to retire. It's been fun.

Shuke, wait..

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I clicked on the Afro-Romance ad.

I think you need to consummate things for me to get credit.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'm serious this time. I have to retire. It's been fun.

Well, it's been great having you here. Good luck.

 

[Mrs. BSR]

I'm serious this time. I have to retire. It's been fun.

:( But you're one of the funniest people around this joint.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

How many really prolific posters have ever actually left the FFA (and related boards)? I'm looking at the list of the top 60 and I think shiny is the only one that doesn't still actively post. Smoo doesn't really post here any more, but he's still around. Maybe Ferris has done it, but I'm not sure (he's not on the top 60 list but I think he would be).

It's a tough habit to break. Good luck to shuke.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

How many really prolific posters have ever actually left the FFA (and related boards)? I'm looking at the list of the top 60 and I think shiny is the only one that doesn't still actively post. Smoo doesn't really post here any more, but he's still around. Maybe Ferris has done it, but I'm not sure (he's not on the top 60 list but I think he would be).It's a tough habit to break. Good luck to shuke.

Vivian Darkbloom

 

[-fish-]

mojo

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I know I am making my ignorance obvious, but is Zartan around much still?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Kilgore Trout

 

[-fish-]

I know I am making my ignorance obvious, but is Zartan around much still?

only as a shadow of his former self.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Vivian Darkbloom

He was sort of a short-timer, though, right? Feels like he was around during the switch from Old Yeller, but left not that long afterwards. How long did he post here, like 2 years?

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Kilgore Trout

He's still around.But yeah, he's cut way back. So I guess that's something.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Vivian Darkbloom

He was sort of a short-timer, though, right? Feels like he was around during the switch from Old Yeller, but left not that long afterwards. How long did he post here, like 2 years?

I'm not sure really. He's just a poster that always stuck out to me I guess. Mojo is a good call. What about Larryboy's dragon loving ###?

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

I know I am making my ignorance obvious, but is Zartan around much still?

Yeah, it's a little tricky to know if people are coming and going with all the aliases.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

What about Larryboy's dragon loving ###?

Profile says he was active yesterday. But yeah, he's managed to cut way back too.

 

[desert rose]

MelvinTScupper

 

[bostonfred]

Mr. Dingles

Zippy

Ken Maxwell

Blue Onion

BGP seemed to be gone for a while, but he's back as Fensalk. Same with posty, but he can't hide who he is for more than a day or two.

 

[fatguyinalittlecoat]

Mr. DinglesZippyKen MaxwellBlue Onion

I don't remember Blue Onion being all that prolific. Are you sure the other ones don't post under different names? I know Zippy was using a variety of aliases for a long time, and he was posting at some of the side boards.