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Footballguy
Went back-to-back with the wife today, I think a total time of 15 minutes inbetween.
Slap it...low?
Slap it...low?
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
Back-to-back? You ean like in Requiem for a Dream?
mr. furley
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
:shudder:
Bogart
Footballguy
Just got back from my family reunion. Bunch a family drives three hours out to the rural school where we rent the cafeteria for the day. I end up spending the day talking with family that live in the same city. We small talk with family we never see, but those conversations could really be recorded and just played each year as we all stay home.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
I had my wife going through menopause the same time my daughter was going through puberty.Cambria. Moonstone Beach. We rented a house and a few rooms all within a short walk of each other. A nephew got married there five summers ago, and we've made it a tradition ever since. Morro is on a spectacular piece of land that could have a world class course on it, but it's county maintained and probably designed for simplicity, so it has a muni feel to it. It's straightforward with sticky summer greens and easy enough a hacker like me to shoot lower than bogey golf, so that's always sort of welcome.Where are you staying? I've played Morro Bay a few times. Love that course. Got pretty shirtfaced there too.I also rolled in a hooking 12 foot birdie on the 18th at Morro Bay to shoot an 84 and beat my golf bum nephew by one stroke. He bogeyed the hole.
It's good to be home. I usually despise the Mojave in summer. Obviously menopause isn't an exciting topic here and I'm probably a generation or more ahead of the gmtan demographic, but guys... married guys... haha ... it's a comin' and it's a not a very nice. I have no idea if I will ever remarry. I'm not as adorable as GM, so one blown shot at it may be all I get, but at 49 staring down the big five oh, I am pretty damned glad to be single if that means not being married through a change of life. Two of my four sisters are married. Their husbands stared at the ocean a lot. I would not blame them for drinking and driving... responsibly as described in this thread.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
Had I stayed married that's where I'd be today.I had my wife going through menopause the same time my daughter was going through puberty.Cambria. Moonstone Beach. We rented a house and a few rooms all within a short walk of each other. A nephew got married there five summers ago, and we've made it a tradition ever since. Morro is on a spectacular piece of land that could have a world class course on it, but it's county maintained and probably designed for simplicity, so it has a muni feel to it. It's straightforward with sticky summer greens and easy enough a hacker like me to shoot lower than bogey golf, so that's always sort of welcome.Where are you staying? I've played Morro Bay a few times. Love that course. Got pretty shirtfaced there too.I also rolled in a hooking 12 foot birdie on the 18th at Morro Bay to shoot an 84 and beat my golf bum nephew by one stroke. He bogeyed the hole.
It's good to be home. I usually despise the Mojave in summer. Obviously menopause isn't an exciting topic here and I'm probably a generation or more ahead of the gmtan demographic, but guys... married guys... haha ... it's a comin' and it's a not a very nice. I have no idea if I will ever remarry. I'm not as adorable as GM, so one blown shot at it may be all I get, but at 49 staring down the big five oh, I am pretty damned glad to be single if that means not being married through a change of life. Two of my four sisters are married. Their husbands stared at the ocean a lot. I would not blame them for drinking and driving... responsibly as described in this thread.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Good thing I pay attention when I read. I now know who gamera is.BTW, why did KZ get a ban?It was great meeting you GBKZ. Hope you enjoyed yourself. I was disappointed in your flat hair, tho.If we could get together a GMTAN leeg of at least 12 at $400 a head, I'd use the new digs to host the draft for the weekend, providing a place to stay and all meals. I'll even hire out the Bentley bus to do airport pickups and dropoffs. Once in a lifetime offer, cause we'll fill up this fall and never have an empty estate again.Just spent a lovely evening at stately Cosjobs Manor.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
YSR. :(
That's just awful. So sorry to read that.
That's just awful. So sorry to read that.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
I know curds and I'm from Cali.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
Goose!
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Heaven.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Sorry YSR. :(
Notorious T.R.E.
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
Troof
Frostillicus
Footballguy
NOTE: If you don't watch the league you seriously need to.
bentley
Footballguy
I need to know the name of the town since I have family in pretty much every small town within three hours of where you live.
bentley
Footballguy
Also, cheese curds are ####### badass. And I usually get mine at Culver's, which appears to be the midwest version of Whataburger but has two locations in Austin for some reason.
And I have some crippling pain in the abdomen my right side that popped up tonight for the first time but I've managed to overcome it through a loving combination of booze and painkillers. Hopefully my FFA buddy remembers what he's supposed to do in case I die in my sleep tonight.
And I have some crippling pain in the abdomen my right side that popped up tonight for the first time but I've managed to overcome it through a loving combination of booze and painkillers. Hopefully my FFA buddy remembers what he's supposed to do in case I die in my sleep tonight.
Brady Marino
Footballguy
Still have your appendix?
bentley
Footballguy
Yep. But every list of symptoms of appendicitis start with
This pain starts on the outside and washes over the whole right side.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Stealing GM's shtick.Catfish: I don't know the meaning of your odd donation amount, but you are ridiculously generous. HUGE thanks.
Y'all: I'm rappelling down a 225-foot building and raising money for Special Olympics. If interested in helping secure my likely painful death, please donate via my FB page.Flattery GB....After thinking about it, why am I giving money to the Special Olympics? They get to have their own Olympics. Really? Where's my Olympics? WHERE'S MY OLYMPICS?!!!
gamera
Footballguy
That guy is a habitual linestepper.Good thing I pay attention when I read. I now know who gamera is.BTW, why did KZ get a ban?It was great meeting you GBKZ. Hope you enjoyed yourself. I was disappointed in your flat hair, tho.If we could get together a GMTAN leeg of at least 12 at $400 a head, I'd use the new digs to host the draft for the weekend, providing a place to stay and all meals. I'll even hire out the Bentley bus to do airport pickups and dropoffs. Once in a lifetime offer, cause we'll fill up this fall and never have an empty estate again.Just spent a lovely evening at stately Cosjobs Manor.
-fish-
Footballguy
when you get divorced you can chop it up and use it for firewood to start a bonfire in which you can burn all of your money.
Brady Marino
Footballguy
Gotcha. Sounds like ball cancer to me.
NorvilleBarnes
Footballguy
Thanks!Sorry. Not just you. Reduced fb friend list to people I know IRL. Getting ready to detach from fb completely.Awesome!!'NorvilleBarnes said:
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
right, but do you go out of your way to see them?Adult males enjoy explosions, in general.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
More than a 1/4 mile from my house? No.right, but do you go out of your way to see them?Adult males enjoy explosions, in general.
gamera
Footballguy
Aren't you about to become a father? Cuz fireworks is going to be among the better things you get dragged to.right, but do you go out of your way to see them?Adult males enjoy explosions, in general.
desert rose
Footballguy
See how useful a tree gift is? Make it a fruit tree and you can eat from it every year until it gets whacked.Fun fact..I can't think of one relative of mine who has gotten divorced except for one great-aunt.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Nearly everyone in my family has been divorced at least once. MIL, FIL, mom and dad, grandmother, grandparents on my father's side never were, but both had major addiction issues, all five aunts and uncles by blood, several cousins, a stepsister, a few friends already.
ODDS ARE LOOKIN' GOOD!
ODDS ARE LOOKIN' GOOD!
Sergeant Spelt
Footballguy
cheese curds are fantastic. great drunk snack. was introduced to them by Michigander friends.Sergeant Spelt
Footballguy
Yeah. You'd think there would be enough bald alcoholics around to put something together.
Sergeant Spelt
Footballguy
did you go running after any foul balls?
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Chaos Commish
Footballguy
My ex would have pawned it before it got big enough for me to hang her from it.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
better = annoyingAren't you about to become a father? Cuz fireworks is going to be among the better things you get dragged to.right, but do you go out of your way to see them?Adult males enjoy explosions, in general.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
Most kitchen sinks are too small.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
I think I gave myself a minor hernia doing shoulder shrugs at the gym. Awesome. I feel like someone keeps kneeing me just above my junk.
Doctor tomorrow. Not looking forward to this. WebMD says minor surgery (if it's bad enough) or rest - which means no gym for perhaps months.
Awesome.
Doctor tomorrow. Not looking forward to this. WebMD says minor surgery (if it's bad enough) or rest - which means no gym for perhaps months.
Awesome.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
What's the worst way anyone you know has died?
McJose
Footballguy
Didn't want to post this on FB but that photo reminds me of something from Dateline. Spree/serial killer's wife talks about how happy they were when they were first married but then her husband began to act more and more strangely.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
I started typing an answer and realized this might not be a great direction for this thread. Certainly not for me.So the car I rented Tuesday on Kauai broke down 30 minutes from the airport at 9pm. The best the rental company could offer was a taxi to my destination, a tow for their car, and a fresh car delivered first thing in the morning. Heavy sheets of rain arrived before either. Five hours later, soaking wet under the cover of some trees on some beach, I used my carry on as a pillow and faded from consciousness.
Chaos Commish
Footballguy
I disagree that there's nothing better, but I agree the diy approach to fireworks entertainment is far better than professional shows.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
Fair point. My grandmother died fairly recently so between this and YSR's tragedy it crossed my mind.At the service I realized my grandma was one of the most unintentionally racist people I've ever met. We had some good laughs swapping stories.
When I was a kid (early teens or so) I remember my black friend came over and while I was grabbing some stuff upstairs, my grandma was eating some pork rinds. She offered some to my friend and he declined the offer. She insisted he try some, saying "Your people really like these."
Another time we were playing Uno and she was trying to make her mind up. She started muttering "Eenie meanie, miny moe, catch a ###### (n-word) by the toe."
Yet another time my two half brothers were at the table eating a bowl of cereal with our cousin. They were all no older than 12. My cousin lifted the bowl to drink the last of the milk and my grandma yelled at her not to do that as it was poor manners. My cousin pointed to my half brothers and whined "But they're doing it!" My grandma said "It's okay. They're Mexican."
Damn she was racist.
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