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Nerf has come out with some awesome stuff. My older kid, after I bought my 6-shooter, went out and bought a double barrelled Nerf shotgun...complete with ejectable shells. But the problem is that Nerf and other toy companies don't want kids to hurt each other so their guns are pretty wussified. The blow-gun my kid made is just freaking scary. Especially after her taped two of the tubes together to make one longer tube.
I'm having tacos and ice cream to celebrate with you!dropped my cholesterol by 30 points in 3 monthsCelebrating with tacos and ice cream
you seem like a pretty cool dad.
1/2" PVC tubing and golf tees can be near deadly...especially if you pound a needle in the end of the tees.
Couple of things, funny stuff first.
IN for nut trivia.90% sure those nuts were grown right here in Kern County.
IN for nut trivia.90% sure those nuts were grown right here in Kern County.
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Lohse (stl) OVER 89.5 p -115Penny (det) YES HR allowed -125Valencia (min) NO RBI -170Bourjos (laa) YES K -200Rollins (phi) NO RBI -180Sandoval (sf) NO Run -180'YSR said:
I'm pulling up the St. Louis police scanner on my 5-0 radio app. Stay tuned....I thought I would take my daily walking route for one last time since it is "cool" out. Just heard on the radio that isn't going to happen because some guy is barricaded in his house. A GB just drove by, saw and called me and said there are cops and SWAT all over the place. Oh yeah, we know a couple that lives exactly where this is going down. Will get pics if possible.
loLIt was on AM radio after the national news.I'm pulling up the St. Louis police scanner on my 5-0 radio app. Stay tuned....I thought I would take my daily walking route for one last time since it is "cool" out. Just heard on the radio that isn't going to happen because some guy is barricaded in his house. A GB just drove by, saw and called me and said there are cops and SWAT all over the place. Oh yeah, we know a couple that lives exactly where this is going down. Will get pics if possible.
Can you send me that? Those are way too expensive without a coupon.
My oldest did this when he was about 4 or 5. Yelled at me to bring the camera.'St. Louis Bob said:
Maybe it was just one of those modified Nerd dartgun thingies.Approaching now. I just heard a gun shot.
I still do this.My oldest did this when he was about 4 or 5. Yelled at me to bring the camera.'St. Louis Bob said:
Does Grandma Simpson give you a sticker if she's sufficiently impressed?I still do this.My oldest did this when he was about 4 or 5. Yelled at me to bring the camera.'St. Louis Bob said:
BTW poo story, Dylan is 4. I thought it was funny.
It was funny. Did she go admire his creation? That would have been funnier.I made historic poop yesterday after a day of anti gout fiber filled mega alkaline kidney cleansing gorging. It started out like any poop. But it was relentless, long and wide. It filled the hole took two laps around the bowl then made me lift off the seat to pinch it off. It sat there leaning against the seat, complete and unbroken, poking out of the toilet as if it needed fresh air. I should have taken a picture, but I was a little scared that it was coming to life. It may have winked at me. I wasn't attracted to it, I swear. But pounds of cherries, purple celery, and red cabbage gave it a subtle violet glow that combined with an unexpected muscular appearance made it more lovely than I ever imagined. This was more than manly poop, it was powerful yet sensual poop. It refused to flush effortlessly swimming against the current. Had it struggled for life, I may have been tempted to save it, but it didn't struggle. Life was easy and it mocked my effort to dispose of it with the attitude of a professional athlete massaged by a whirlpool. I sensed danger. I disabled the bathroom for an hour and battled it into the drainage system with a super plunger and a snake chanting I am the poop lord.Also I just sent off funds for money league #14. I sick. Not working in July and August is great for a single dad with a kid home for the summer, but in regard to fantasy football it's like a junky with an IV bag and a morphine button.
No & JFC.BTW poo story, Dylan is 4. I thought it was funny.
:XI wish you were going to Kauai this week. I could use some help and make you some money.
My buddy has the house until tomorrow then the poor sap has to go home... to Maui. I am real curious about that second sentence though.
I am still recovering from all that swimming. Sonny, (catching up on comments directed to me here) I am not really into scuba diving. I got resort certified working for Westin in the 80s and have maybe dove somewhere once a year ever since, but beyond fake certification papers, fins, a good mask and snorkel, I don't own any gear. My buddy there is really heavily vested into volunteer reef saving. He's retired at 56 and in good health, so what else should he do? In the old days when this board was good for discussion and all my threads weren't purged, I would have started a topic about the environmental wreckage in Hawaii. It's pretty sad to listen to the greenies explain what has and is happening. Some foul black muddy muck has washed into Hanlei Bay and killed acres of reef in just the last couple months. I could go on, but this isn't the place for depressing stuff.
I still don't know what happened here. Did you request to have all your threads deleted?
Doesn't the ColonBlow make this happen? You drink that weird stuff for a week and then all of these prehistoric-looking fossil doodies come out.
I just laughed so hard I almost peed myself.BTW poo story, Dylan is 4. I thought it was funny.
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All I got was $10 for $20 at a hardware store.
I still do this.My oldest did this when he was about 4 or 5. Yelled at me to bring the camera.'St. Louis Bob said:
My 4 year old is very proud of his "big logs" and always tells me to look at them. He refers to the smaller droppings as "just nuggets". The other day he walked into bathroom while I was on the throne and he wanted to see my "logs", he was shocked at the size and said "wow, that must have hurt".
Don't go in December
Get fatter so you don't stick out.
I've been twice. We stayed in GB because we figured we'd be in no shape to drive to Milwaukee. We figured correctly.
You are not lying. Seahawks-Packers "We'll take the ball and we're going to score" playoff game. Cabela's doesn't have more hunting gear than was on display in that stadium. My right testiclee just shivered from the memory.
Milwaukee is far enough away that you should stay in GB if there are still hotels with rooms left. I went this last year with a friend who splits a set of Milwaukee season tickets (2 games a year) and he reserves his hotel rooms the day the schedule comes out because the hotels can fill up so quickly. Good luck.
Dec 11th. I hope it snows!
This would be a good reason to not start working out....
excellent point!
I still do this.My oldest did this when he was about 4 or 5. Yelled at me to bring the camera.'St. Louis Bob said:
nice work, fella
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We come as a package. Make sure Jasper has all of his stuff packed up and out of the house before we get there.
