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My wife is having another ####### kid in 3.5 days. All the sudden, the memories of how horrible the first six months of parenthood are have come racing back to me.

 
'Guster said:
'McJose said:
'Oh Yes! said:
'McJose said:
'Oh Yes! said:
poured myself a capt and coke and did this drawing to prep for my next painting

my link

bonus points if anyone can actually tell who it is...
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Ronnie Van Zant
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well apparently its more obvious than i thought. you are awarded some points in addition to other points previously earned.
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You're not dealing with some bush-leaguer here.
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I would have gone with this guy
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meatloaf? i was planning one in sept for his big 64th
 
The Mr. has been at a local Poker Room for going on 8 hours now. He texted me earlier that he was *this close* to the $140,000 Bad Beat Jackpot -- he had quads, but no on beat him. Sigh.

I'm allowed to go to sleep, right? Or do I wait until he gets home to make sure he's okay?

 
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'Doofenshmirtz said:
Wearing a tie to work today for a special Toastmasters meeting at lunch. Now generally my Monday-Thursday wardrobe is exactly what I am wearing, just minus the tie. Yet, the reaction from the office is over the top. How did a stupid piece of fabric tied around your neck become the symbol of high fashion? When you think about it, it just doesn't make sense.
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Job interview? hahahhahaaha i'm so clever because people wear ties when they go on interviews and you don't usually wear a tie so as such I must infer that you have an interview even though I know you really don't but wasn't it funny that I asked I bet you totally didn't expect that. LOL!!@@@
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Guilty of used to saying "good luck on the interview" until I used it and the response was "I'm going to a funeral".
 
helpful hint for wives: if he's not ok, he'll call or at least wake you up when he gets home.

 
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any good shtick suggestions for tomorrow's St Louis Bob Chicago cornhole?

I don't own a cat shirt.

 
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3 choices

1. I'm waiting up because I want to ####. Awesome

2. I'm waiting up because I'm pissed. Gay.

3. I'm waiting up because of some awkward and misguided sense of loyalty or something that I don't get. Gay.

Seriously. If I'm out late and my wife is awake when I get home and she's not slutted out I'm immeidately annoyed. I don't care if I'm in trouble or she just wants to talk about feelings. I'm annoyed.

 
Woohoo! My friend's wife is a flight attendant and gave me a buddy pass for my trip to Vegas next week. Just booked my flight--$76 round trip from Seattle.

 
Today is my annual work group (~1,000 people?) outing at the local third rate amusement park.

Unlimited free beer and wine, Tournaments for wiffleball, volleyball, basketball, cornhole, plus poker and unlimited access to the amusement park + large pool.

It's a pretty nice thing for the group to do, but goal for this year is to redeem myself from my performance last year. Apparently I thought it would be a wise idea to pound beers all day long in the hot sun without eating or drinking any water. I ended up spilling half a beer all over a girl I was trying to chat with who it turns out has a vote on if/when I get my next promotion :smooth:

First beer gets poured around 10:30! :banned:

 
Just got a couple high powered muscle relaxants from a friend (still sore from my wreck). Sounds like a good way to start off the day!

 
'Guster said:
'McJose said:
'Oh Yes! said:
'McJose said:
'Oh Yes! said:
poured myself a capt and coke and did this drawing to prep for my next painting

my link

bonus points if anyone can actually tell who it is...
Click to expand...
Ronnie Van Zant
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well apparently its more obvious than i thought. you are awarded some points in addition to other points previously earned.
Click to expand...
You're not dealing with some bush-leaguer here.
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I would have gone with this guy
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I was thinking maybe Jack White
 
"Meet The Teacher" was last night at my son's school. He is going into the second grade. One of my favorite nights of the year. All the young, hot teachers getting at their absolute best to welcome the new batch of young minds they are going to mold. I have said it many times, my teachers did not look like this at all. My son has had a 9, an 8.5 and an 8 so far as teachers. I always make a point to go see his kindergarten teacher (the 9) because she always gives me a big hug every time I see her. :wub:

Besides the teachers, it's just awesome to walk the halls. The parents run the full gambit. You get the super hot early 20s moms in their huge SUVs and perfect bodies, faces and hair. Dads show up late from the office, or even better via Skype on a tablet from the road. You also get the moms from the one trailer park near the school who is clearly on her way to working dancing the third shift. They are so proud of their kids, and their new tramp stamps. You also have the mom who does not speak English, so she doesn't know the ironic comedy that her "All I Want For Christmas Is You" tshirt in August is causing.

Again, simply one of my favorite nights of the year.

 
'Buck Bradcanon said:
'Doofenshmirtz said:
"Meet The Teacher" was last night at my son's school. He is going into the second grade. One of my favorite nights of the year. All the young, hot teachers getting at their absolute best to welcome the new batch of young minds they are going to mold. I have said it many times, my teachers did not look like this at all. My son has had a 9, an 8.5 and an 8 so far as teachers. I always make a point to go see his kindergarten teacher (the 9) because she always gives me a big hug every time I see her. :wub:

Besides the teachers, it's just awesome to walk the halls. The parents run the full gambit. You get the super hot early 20s moms in their huge SUVs and perfect bodies, faces and hair. Dads show up late from the office, or even better via Skype on a tablet from the road. You also get the moms from the one trailer park near the school who is clearly on her way to working dancing the third shift. They are so proud of their kids, and their new tramp stamps. You also have the mom who does not speak English, so she doesn't know the ironic comedy that her "All I Want For Christmas Is You" tshirt in August is causing.

Again, simply one of my favorite nights of the year.
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:goodposting: Tonight for me. Big fan.I'll add to your list the sweet little girl that just happens to have 2 Mommies. :o

I'm also praying to Easter Santa that you didnt really see someone actively using Skype during meet the teacher. :no:
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There have been three Skype incidents so far in my son's school career. Two Meet The Teacher nights, and one Breakfast for Dads, all where the mom showed up with either laptop or tablet (last night) so the Dad could participate.In Keller, parents try harder because they can't live in Southlake.

 
'General Malaise said:
I have one sibling - a little sister. She's driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall. When she started this journey, she was going 45MPH and the wall was 100 miles away. Now it's in sight and if she doesn't tap the brakes now, the aftermath is going to be ghastly. Today, tomorrow or the next day, there will be a "Come To Jesus" meeting with her, absent her husband. It's not going to be a pleasant experience for any of us, but I think it's time to act. We're at prognosis negative here. Not for her health or anything like that. But she's making horrible, awful, stupid, ludicrous, asanine, destructive decisions that are negatively impacting not only her life, but the life of her kids and today - my kids. The wall is going to destroy her soon. She's completely out of control. This is going to be ugly. An intervention seems to come with a guidance counselor; we don't have that. But we might need one. Anybody go through this? PMs appreciated for anyone with experience. I'm down to that....I don't know what else to do.
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I have nothing to help you here, but I wish you the best of luck, and my thoughts and prayers are with you and the family.
 
'Buck Bradcanon said:
'Doofenshmirtz said:
"Meet The Teacher" was last night at my son's school. He is going into the second grade. One of my favorite nights of the year. All the young, hot teachers getting at their absolute best to welcome the new batch of young minds they are going to mold. I have said it many times, my teachers did not look like this at all. My son has had a 9, an 8.5 and an 8 so far as teachers. I always make a point to go see his kindergarten teacher (the 9) because she always gives me a big hug every time I see her. :wub:

Besides the teachers, it's just awesome to walk the halls. The parents run the full gambit. You get the super hot early 20s moms in their huge SUVs and perfect bodies, faces and hair. Dads show up late from the office, or even better via Skype on a tablet from the road. You also get the moms from the one trailer park near the school who is clearly on her way to working dancing the third shift. They are so proud of their kids, and their new tramp stamps. You also have the mom who does not speak English, so she doesn't know the ironic comedy that her "All I Want For Christmas Is You" tshirt in August is causing.

Again, simply one of my favorite nights of the year.
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:goodposting: Tonight for me. Big fan.I'll add to your list the sweet little girl that just happens to have 2 Mommies. :o

I'm also praying to Easter Santa that you didnt really see someone actively using Skype during meet the teacher. :no:
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On a Friday...oofAnd to the Skype parents...I guess they get points for trying, but that's pretty weird IMO :shrug:

 
Does FBG have an 'iPad Thread'? Or does anybody here know anything about iPads?

Question: How do I delete multiple emails at once? Currently, I have to hit 'edit' and then select each email one at a time. Very time consuming and annoying.

Google took me to a video of a guy who downloaded an app called "Deletemail" by something called "Cydia", but I have no idea how to install that on an iPad.

Help?

 
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