Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Have a nice season Gal.Surely if I said anything unacceptable, though, I wouldn't still be here? :temptingfate:
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krista4
Footballguy
(e) All of the above?
Thorn
Footballguy
sunflower seeds
njherdfan
Footballguy
I quit dipping by switching to sunflower seeds. IDK if that would help you, but it worked for me. You might gain a few pounds though.
Thorn
Footballguy
I got kicked out of Brownies for fighting.Wat?Dude, scouting is awesome. OK, it gets a little dorky at Webelos stage and all-out 100% geeky when you become a boy scout, but cub scouts rock. You need to look into belt loops and pins and make this a whole family thing.Cal joined the Cub Scouts tonight. Mrs. SLB "told" me about this as we were moving apparently. She thinks I was against it because I think it is dorky. This is true but my main concern is I don't want him getting molested. They just got home and my worries are completely unfounded except the part where Cal said it was embarrassing because they had to do a "skit" where they all had to stick their butts in the air.
No schtick.
Drifter
Footballguy
Indeed. On another note, Kissing A Fool may be the worst piece of garbage turned ot by Hollywood in the 90s
YSR
Footballguy
I'm sad sad sad for you. But, you at least get the benefit of your last moments with her being awesome and knowing that she has a couple of great years ahead. And, more importantly (maybe?), you won't be the one to see her in pain, and the one to have to make that decision. :|Tomorrow we head to Chicago, which would usually be a celebration time for me.
OPERATION MOVE TO NICARAGUA is in effect, however. And OMTN means that our dog will have to find another home. She is not only a super-nervous dog that could not take a flight, but she also has a heart murmur that is not an everyday problem but makes it impossible to put her in the belly of a plane. Going over four border crossings of crappy countries with her is also too risky.
So a few months ago I asked my ex, who had many friends who adored my dog, if any of them would be interested in taking her in. I figured that even though we don't know exactly when we'll move, it's better to get her into a new home when she is middle-aged (9 years old, a small dog) than waiting 'til she's on her last legs. He immediately stepped up and said he would love to take her himself.
So tomorrow we will drive eight hours to have Lucy the Dog go to live with her second-favorite person in the world (after Mr. krista), with a bunch of people who work out of a house and can therefore keep her company 24 hours a day instead of her usual eight, with an "uncle" and "aunt" with a farm in Michigan that she absolutely loves, and will be able once again to spoon with her pit-bull boyfriend.
Meanwhile, Mr. krista and I are devastated, no matter how well we know that this is better for her.
Thorn
Footballguy
INand I still will ship a couple live lobsters to the winner. just cuzI would still like this league to happen, though. I can volunteer to organize/herd cats/etc. I only have my main league these days, which is probably healthier than when I had 7ish leagues, but it does make it a little more boring to watch that Cleveland/Buffalo game.Also and on a different note, I am so happy to be spending about five days in total in September in Memphi
Thorn
Footballguy
proninja's first or second?
krista4
Footballguy
Thanks, that's true. :( I did tell her new dad that we would pay for all her medical expenses going forward, although I was thinking more like tooth extractions than that.I tried to post a picture here but am stupid, but posted a Lucy pic on my FB.I'm sad sad sad for you. But, you at least get the benefit of your last moments with her being awesome and knowing that she has a couple of great years ahead. And, more importantly (maybe?), you won't be the one to see her in pain, and the one to have to make that decision. :|Tomorrow we head to Chicago, which would usually be a celebration time for me.
OPERATION MOVE TO NICARAGUA is in effect, however. And OMTN means that our dog will have to find another home. She is not only a super-nervous dog that could not take a flight, but she also has a heart murmur that is not an everyday problem but makes it impossible to put her in the belly of a plane. Going over four border crossings of crappy countries with her is also too risky.
So a few months ago I asked my ex, who had many friends who adored my dog, if any of them would be interested in taking her in. I figured that even though we don't know exactly when we'll move, it's better to get her into a new home when she is middle-aged (9 years old, a small dog) than waiting 'til she's on her last legs. He immediately stepped up and said he would love to take her himself.
So tomorrow we will drive eight hours to have Lucy the Dog go to live with her second-favorite person in the world (after Mr. krista), with a bunch of people who work out of a house and can therefore keep her company 24 hours a day instead of her usual eight, with an "uncle" and "aunt" with a farm in Michigan that she absolutely loves, and will be able once again to spoon with her pit-bull boyfriend.
Meanwhile, Mr. krista and I are devastated, no matter how well we know that this is better for her.
krista4
Footballguy
I don't think I could give up my Truck-wife-crush for anyone.Noted you on GMTAN league list. A four-team league will be very fun.
ETA: Damn, I see. ninja's second. I'm only talking current spousal situations here.
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Drifter
Footballguy
My stupid brother's faux hippy baby mama just posed on Facebook that she's off to the doctor tomorrow for my nephew's 2 month appoint where she will be "battling" to not get him vaccinated. My wife posted some comments and I posted a link to the story about the entire vaccine-autism study being completely fraudulent. This won't end well.
cosjobs
Footballguy
Hmmm. starting to sound kind of interesting.INand I still will ship a couple live lobsters to the winner. just cuz
Thorn
Footballguy
Wouldn't that be better than a money league? everyone pledges to send the winner a shtick prize. Maybe we split them up to first second third or wot have youHmmm. starting to sound kind of interesting.INand I still will ship a couple live lobsters to the winner. just cuz
cosjobs
Footballguy
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Yeah, the beer league did something like that. And then the winners got to draft the prizes they wanted. Winner got six picks, second place 4 and third got two. something like that.Wouldn't that be better than a money league? everyone pledges to send the winner a shtick prize. Maybe we split them up to first second third or wot have youHmmm. starting to sound kind of interesting.INand I still will ship a couple live lobsters to the winner. just cuz
Thorn
Footballguy
make it sot
Yeah, the beer league did something like that. And then the winners got to draft the prizes they wanted. Winner got six picks, second place 4 and third got two. something like that.Wouldn't that be better than a money league? everyone pledges to send the winner a shtick prize. Maybe we split them up to first second third or wot have youHmmm. starting to sound kind of interesting.INand I still will ship a couple live lobsters to the winner. just cuz
krista4
Footballguy
I'm now counting both Thorn and cosjobs in the league. I'm sure we can come up with good enough prizes for cosjobs.
An issue might be...we're awfully late if we get this together. For a live/fast draft, we're fine, but if we're doing a slow draft we might not have the time. Thoughts?
An issue might be...we're awfully late if we get this together. For a live/fast draft, we're fine, but if we're doing a slow draft we might not have the time. Thoughts?
desert rose
Footballguy
Yesterday, I was parking my car, cracking the windows (100+ degree temps.) and putting up my window shade at school, when I saw a car across from mine with a male teacher in it with a younger, hotter man. They were talking, then they hugged and kissed, got out of the car, kissed again, and the younger one got in the car and drove off.
My question is, why isn't there some hot guy dropping me off at work?
My question is, why isn't there some hot guy dropping me off at work?
krista4
Footballguy
You're not gay?
kotzwinkle
Footballguy
you may want to start by telling more stories about naked gardening.
kotzwinkle
Footballguy
desert rose
Footballguy
I hope the neighbors don't put a security camera on their roof.
better shtick if you draft THROUGH week 1 of the season."hey look, the Bengals 3rd string TE just scored a TD and I'm on the clock. Guess I better pick him up."
McJose
Footballguy
You don't put out?
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Count me in for a shtick league. I will send booze!
After I have a shot or two, of course.
After I have a shot or two, of course.
Josie Maran
Footballguy
Hi DR. If you lived in a first world country, I would drop you off at work and totally make out with you on the way in.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
SLB - I was in the Scouts from Tiger Cubs until the age of 18. I nearly dropped out when I joined the Boy Scouts as my troop was awful. I spent six months or so and maybe went to one meeting. They were elitist creepy weird dooshes. Then I joined a different troop. I never had as much fun as I did with those guys. We still did a lot of hiking and camping (loves which I still hold today). But it's through these guys I learned how to party, chase after women, and hold my own in a fight. I still learned a lot about leadership and the other Boy Scout stuff but I never had as much fun as I did with those guys. If others could find a troop like mine I'd recommend it to every kid.
So the Scouts are like any other group. It's the people who make it great. And lots of people suck.
Reginald - Lots of luck quitting.
Drifter - your sister in law (?) sounds like a moron. Is she normally pretty sensible despite being a hippie?
So the Scouts are like any other group. It's the people who make it great. And lots of people suck.
Reginald - Lots of luck quitting.
Drifter - your sister in law (?) sounds like a moron. Is she normally pretty sensible despite being a hippie?
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
Cornhole tonight? TU and I will be there. Already made contact with Rudnicki and UH, appears we may be putting something togetherTomorrow we head to Chicago, which would usually be a celebration time for me.OPERATION MOVE TO NICARAGUA is in effect, however. And OMTN means that our dog will have to find another home. She is not only a super-nervous dog that could not take a flight, but she also has a heart murmur that is not an everyday problem but makes it impossible to put her in the belly of a plane. Going over four border crossings of crappy countries with her is also too risky.So a few months ago I asked my ex, who had many friends who adored my dog, if any of them would be interested in taking her in. I figured that even though we don't know exactly when we'll move, it's better to get her into a new home when she is middle-aged (9 years old, a small dog) than waiting 'til she's on her last legs. He immediately stepped up and said he would love to take her himself.So tomorrow we will drive eight hours to have Lucy the Dog go to live with her second-favorite person in the world (after Mr. krista), with a bunch of people who work out of a house and can therefore keep her company 24 hours a day instead of her usual eight, with an "uncle" and "aunt" with a farm in Michigan that she absolutely loves, and will be able once again to spoon with her pit-bull boyfriend.Meanwhile, Mr. krista and I are devastated, no matter how well we know that this is better for her.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
I'm glad someone finally slipped on the leather and cracked the whip on this mofo. I would have done it myself, but I look terrible in leather.IN.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
You are still one of my only female friends who either -1. Doesn't drool and say my wife is hot.
2. Doesn't hint (or outright beg) to hook up with her.
I find this slightly weird but also very honest. But could you get over your weird tastes and !@#$ my wife already? Nobody likes an outlier.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Time to come up with a new retirement plan.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
Tecumseh
Footballguy
Big fan of the wasabi and soy, salt and vinegar, and habanero BBQ.
Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
My girlfriend is moving in this weekend. 
and 
Penske and u-haul just raped me. U-haul by giving me a truck an hour away and penske for charging me $250 more than u-haul for a truck down the street. I had to get the closer one.
and Penske and u-haul just raped me. U-haul by giving me a truck an hour away and penske for charging me $250 more than u-haul for a truck down the street. I had to get the closer one.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Congrats, you poor dumb *******.Ok, that was shtick. This is actually the best/wildest time in a relationship, before marriage, before kids, when you're living together.My girlfriend is moving in this weekend.
Penske and u-haul just raped me. U-haul by giving me a truck an hour away and penske for charging me $250 more than u-haul for a truck down the street. I had to get the closer one.
Enjoy the romper room!
jplvr
Footballguy
Post that you're throwing your nephew a meningitis party on her wall.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Wasabi Soy>>>>>>>>Chile Lime
Kev4029
Footballguy
Honey Mustard>>>>>>>>>Salt and Vinegar>>Wasabi Soy>>>>>>>>>>Chile Lime
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Awful. Fight the good fight, Drifter.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Haven't had honey mustard...it's that good?Habanero BBQ pretty good too as mentioned above.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
I would love to watch this iFight.
Kev4029
Footballguy
They did so good with that flavor, I highly suggest them. I can't buy the honey mustard flavor too often, because I end up eating the whole can in a day or two. I have a can of Habanero BBQ sitting in my desk right now, I'd slide those right behind the Wasabi Soy. The Target brand almonds are pretty good too (Archer Farms) and have many of the same flavors (I've gotten the Salt and Vinegar and Wasabi Soy before) but for a cheaper price.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Jeebus. How big a can are we talking about for $31.95
fatguyinalittlecoat
Footballguy
cosjobs
Footballguy
Did you tell that to Penske? THey usually match price.My girlfriend is moving in this weekend.
McJose
Footballguy
It's that great San Joaquin Valley soil that makes them so good.
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