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General Malaise
Footballguy
Early night home from work tonight and this note was waiting wedged in my front door.
No friggin way.
Masturbation is one of those things I do only when I'm >> 100% certain there is no way to be watched, caught, seen, heard, sensed, felt or smelled by another human being and most cats. I have to kick my wife's cat to the curb most days. Please tell me there is no way STLB isn't safeguarding his masturbratory habits like Life-Lock...I'd have to move if a neighbor of mine watched me yank and I mean move to another state.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'd enjoy that very much.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm also going to start blanketing the neighborhood with fliers like the one STLB got.
nephilim
Footballguy
da bears...
had several bears wander through the yard of the mountain house (a 5000+ sq foot building is not a cabin) our league stayed at thur-monday. one guy out jogging had to stop and retreat when a black bear started walking down the road towards him - the bear was between him and the house...
slept outside on the back porch with the .40 with in hands reach. had a bunch of stuff (chairs, screens, noise making crap) on the end of the porch a bear could actually climb over with the intent of having enough time to retreat into the house. a couple of numb-nuts actually put trash bags on the front porch. 3 of us explained why that was not a good idea....
coming back on ga-138, i had to come to a complete stop while a mother black bear and her 2 cubs crossed the road - they had decided to stop in the middle and figure out what a car was... mama eventually ran across the road and jumped through a 4-board/rail fence (2 and 3). cub #1 did the same (1 & 2). cub #2 tried but bounced off the bottom board on the 1st attempt. after a brief period of running around, cub #2 successfully managed fence crossing 101...
mama couldn´t have been more than 150-200 pounds - dripping wet... skinny bears round here....
we played friday golf at a course named bent tree. it was a pretty nice course - a very well maintained mountain course that was surprisingly flat though a little tight. saw about 40 deer between the driving range and the 18th hole. the deer had no fear - they´d walk up to 10 feet of you (it is a preserve area so no hunting). saw a 4 point buck eating grass in the front yard of a house. there was also a boat-load of wild turkey....
and yes, it was a very good weekend...
had several bears wander through the yard of the mountain house (a 5000+ sq foot building is not a cabin) our league stayed at thur-monday. one guy out jogging had to stop and retreat when a black bear started walking down the road towards him - the bear was between him and the house...
slept outside on the back porch with the .40 with in hands reach. had a bunch of stuff (chairs, screens, noise making crap) on the end of the porch a bear could actually climb over with the intent of having enough time to retreat into the house. a couple of numb-nuts actually put trash bags on the front porch. 3 of us explained why that was not a good idea....
coming back on ga-138, i had to come to a complete stop while a mother black bear and her 2 cubs crossed the road - they had decided to stop in the middle and figure out what a car was... mama eventually ran across the road and jumped through a 4-board/rail fence (2 and 3). cub #1 did the same (1 & 2). cub #2 tried but bounced off the bottom board on the 1st attempt. after a brief period of running around, cub #2 successfully managed fence crossing 101...
mama couldn´t have been more than 150-200 pounds - dripping wet... skinny bears round here....
we played friday golf at a course named bent tree. it was a pretty nice course - a very well maintained mountain course that was surprisingly flat though a little tight. saw about 40 deer between the driving range and the 18th hole. the deer had no fear - they´d walk up to 10 feet of you (it is a preserve area so no hunting). saw a 4 point buck eating grass in the front yard of a house. there was also a boat-load of wild turkey....
and yes, it was a very good weekend...
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Ironically, 80 percent of Raiders fans are juggalos too. Who knew?
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
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Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
nicely done cosjobs. Only thing that would have made it better would have been would have been a pic of you on your bobcat doing some excavating.
oh holy hell
oh yeah, my 5 cent review of "Warrior"
wtf, when did I get hormones? movie was utterly preposterous, pretty entertaining, fight scenes were ridiculous, but most of them were short and didn't really detract from the movie, I could have stepped in for Tom Hardy who must have a hunchback or something and likes to mumble a lot...but there were some scenes where I couldn't help but get a little choked up on. wtf is wrong with me.
anyway, score it a 3.2/5.0
wtf, when did I get hormones? movie was utterly preposterous, pretty entertaining, fight scenes were ridiculous, but most of them were short and didn't really detract from the movie, I could have stepped in for Tom Hardy who must have a hunchback or something and likes to mumble a lot...but there were some scenes where I couldn't help but get a little choked up on. wtf is wrong with me.
anyway, score it a 3.2/5.0
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Yes.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Looks nice!Can you get the domain name www.albertoaks.com?
There's not description or overview of what this exactly is?
I would build a contact form/survey to gather info instead of having them just email you.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
Who's Alberto and why is he selling AKs?
SofaKings
Footballguy
jplvr
Footballguy
Exactly. There was only one funny part of that comic.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Go play Bingo
YSR
Footballguy
It's not until tomorrow night and we're leaving for SC tomorrow afternoon.
Yo Mama
Footballguy
Seems like a good place to post this:
Shark poolers rejoice!Sinrman (157.80 pts)If I go out the first week I will ban myself from the pool for a month...my team is stacked.Using the Draft Dominator's default projections:
Week 1 - Yudkin (94.1) and LHUCKS (94.7) out; 3nOut (95.3) with the 10th best score
Week 2 - Lammey (100.5) out; Kruppe and Lash, each at 101.0, with the 9th best score
Week 3 - 3nOut (97.2) and Sinrman (98.3) out; Kruppe (99.6) with the 7th best score
Week 4 - Kruppe (98.9) out; Lash (104.4) with the 6th best score
Week 5 - mporwit (92.1) and Lash (93.1) out; Yo Mama (98.0) with the 4th best score
This would project Yo Mama (541.2), Plastik (542.7), Sergeant Spelt (545.9), and JWB (565) to advance.
Plastik (155.50 pts)
Sergeant Spelt (154.25 pts)
Kruppe (143.65 pts)
3nOut (137.35 pts)
No Hope Cats (137.00 pts)
Yo Mama (136.70 pts)
David Yudkin (123.45 pts)
Just Win Baby (122.85 pts)
Lash (113.20 pts)
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LHUCKS (113.00 pts)
Cecil Lammey (103.15 pts)
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Moneyball.
-fish-
Footballguy
seems like that should be posted everywhere.Seems like a good place to post this:
Shark poolers rejoice!Sinrman (157.80 pts)If I go out the first week I will ban myself from the pool for a month...my team is stacked.Using the Draft Dominator's default projections:
Week 1 - Yudkin (94.1) and LHUCKS (94.7) out; 3nOut (95.3) with the 10th best score
Week 2 - Lammey (100.5) out; Kruppe and Lash, each at 101.0, with the 9th best score
Week 3 - 3nOut (97.2) and Sinrman (98.3) out; Kruppe (99.6) with the 7th best score
Week 4 - Kruppe (98.9) out; Lash (104.4) with the 6th best score
Week 5 - mporwit (92.1) and Lash (93.1) out; Yo Mama (98.0) with the 4th best score
This would project Yo Mama (541.2), Plastik (542.7), Sergeant Spelt (545.9), and JWB (565) to advance.
Plastik (155.50 pts)
Sergeant Spelt (154.25 pts)
Kruppe (143.65 pts)
3nOut (137.35 pts)
No Hope Cats (137.00 pts)
Yo Mama (136.70 pts)
David Yudkin (123.45 pts)
Just Win Baby (122.85 pts)
Lash (113.20 pts)
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LHUCKS (113.00 pts)
Cecil Lammey (103.15 pts)
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Why do FBG mods suck at this so bad? Clayton finished dead-last in our league, and Dodds was pretty bad too.Good job, Spelt!Seems like a good place to post this:
Shark poolers rejoice!Sinrman (157.80 pts)If I go out the first week I will ban myself from the pool for a month...my team is stacked.Using the Draft Dominator's default projections:
Week 1 - Yudkin (94.1) and LHUCKS (94.7) out; 3nOut (95.3) with the 10th best score
Week 2 - Lammey (100.5) out; Kruppe and Lash, each at 101.0, with the 9th best score
Week 3 - 3nOut (97.2) and Sinrman (98.3) out; Kruppe (99.6) with the 7th best score
Week 4 - Kruppe (98.9) out; Lash (104.4) with the 6th best score
Week 5 - mporwit (92.1) and Lash (93.1) out; Yo Mama (98.0) with the 4th best score
This would project Yo Mama (541.2), Plastik (542.7), Sergeant Spelt (545.9), and JWB (565) to advance.
Plastik (155.50 pts)
Sergeant Spelt (154.25 pts)
Kruppe (143.65 pts)
3nOut (137.35 pts)
No Hope Cats (137.00 pts)
Yo Mama (136.70 pts)
David Yudkin (123.45 pts)
Just Win Baby (122.85 pts)
Lash (113.20 pts)
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LHUCKS (113.00 pts)
Cecil Lammey (103.15 pts)
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
I love Billy Beane, but I hate Aaron Sorkin. This movie causes much conflict for me.
Clayton wasn't in your league.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
It was Colin.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
They're all the same to me, really.
McJose
Footballguy
whatthefreak??!
you outscored Dodds by less than 1 point this week.
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Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Sans Foster. When do I get an ownership stake?ETA: And having been gypped out of Sproles' MF'ing TD.
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Lieutenant Dan
Footballguy
looking on Spotify to find something to listen to. It seems that Puddle of Mudd did a cd of covers. It's hard to believe, but they have made songs like Gimme Shelter, Old Man, and TNT completely unlistenable.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Go into the Best Albums of 2011 thread, there are a lot of recs. in there.
Lieutenant Dan
Footballguy
Lieutenant Dan
Footballguy
BRILLIANT! I may have to finish listening to their version of "Everybody Wants You" first. I didn't think this song could get any more queer, and yet they've done it.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Dodds and Claytonlin both punted RB's. It was confusing. The first thing I learned about FF was that RB's are really important.
McJose
Footballguy
Do you think my strategy of drafting 7 or 8 Chicago Bears (not including Forte) was foolish?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Pic 18 looks a little out of place.Edit: looks awesome btw. GM frat is going to be great!
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Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Or you could just start yourself on fire.
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Stop it.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Stop being right?'Good said:
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
'Good said:Why do FBG mods suck at this so bad? Clayton finished dead-last in our league, and Dodds was pretty bad too.Good job, Spelt!'Yo Mama said:Seems like a good place to post this:
'Captain Quinoa said:Shark poolers rejoice!Sinrman (157.80 pts)If I go out the first week I will ban myself from the pool for a month...my team is stacked.Using the Draft Dominator's default projections:
Week 1 - Yudkin (94.1) and LHUCKS (94.7) out; 3nOut (95.3) with the 10th best score
Week 2 - Lammey (100.5) out; Kruppe and Lash, each at 101.0, with the 9th best score
Week 3 - 3nOut (97.2) and Sinrman (98.3) out; Kruppe (99.6) with the 7th best score
Week 4 - Kruppe (98.9) out; Lash (104.4) with the 6th best score
Week 5 - mporwit (92.1) and Lash (93.1) out; Yo Mama (98.0) with the 4th best score
This would project Yo Mama (541.2), Plastik (542.7), Sergeant Spelt (545.9), and JWB (565) to advance.
Plastik (155.50 pts)
Sergeant Spelt (154.25 pts)
Kruppe (143.65 pts)
3nOut (137.35 pts)
No Hope Cats (137.00 pts)
Yo Mama (136.70 pts)
David Yudkin (123.45 pts)
Just Win Baby (122.85 pts)
Lash (113.20 pts)
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LHUCKS (113.00 pts)
Cecil Lammey (103.15 pts)
rerpresentin' GMTANwonder if I have to draft as s.s. again if I make it to the next round..
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
11:37:25 [TUpside] truck's slavish devotion to Billy Beane is funny11:38:03 [Jethro] Moneyball movie seems about 7 years too late
11:38:16 [TRE] bar = win
11:38:33 [TRE] should we ask truck how many championships moneyball beane has won?
11:38:44 [TRE] have no idea why this is a movie
11:39:12 [Jethro] agree with TRE. seems like an awful idea
11:39:13 [x] no more superheroes left i suppose
11:39:29 [TUpside] or how many playoffs he's been to without high first round pick pitchers Mulder or Zito
11:39:33 [x] could have a period piece about 1880s england
11:39:59 [x] maybe an edgy thriller featuring midget cruise
11:40:10 [x] rinse, repeat
11:40:14 [TUpside] or how they would have done without juiceheads Tejada and Giambi
11:40:21 [TUpside] SteroidBall
11:40:26 [x] live action animation usually works well
11:40:36 [x] they were all jewced
11:40:42 [TUpside] only "moneyball" draftee who panne dout was Swisher, and it's not like he's a superstar
11:40:51 [x] tejada, giambis, mcgwire, canseco
11:41:09 [x] they did love youk
11:41:18 [x] greek god of walks?
11:41:42 [TUpside] right, but the As didn't draft him, did they?
11:41:46 [Jethro] Youk!
11:41:46 [TUpside] thought the Sox did
11:41:49 [x] had a conversation with a lion fan here.....people crazy about the lions this year
11:41:52 [Jethro] yeah
11:42:14 [Jethro] Youk a big part of Moneyball, but the A's never had him
11:42:18 [x] well, if you draft top 3 every year for 2 decades you are bound to get good at some point
11:42:34 [Jethro] Mike as Youk in the movie?
11:43:19 [x] see rays, tampa
11:43:56 [Jethro] how about Royals, KC?
11:44:14 [x] they are good?
11:44:33 [x] signing francoeur seems to negate that
11:44:40 [x] what an awful deal
11:44:57 [x] guys like hosmer and moustachkis around
11:45:13 [TUpside] great locker room presence
11:45:24 [x] gamer
11:45:26 [TRE] 11:40:14 [TUpside] or how they would have done without juiceheads Tejada and Giambi<--lol
11:45:43 [x] he was great in the lockerrom for the mets too
11:46:06 [x] arnold schwarzenegger as mcgwire
11:46:16 [TRE] A'S SWEPT THE TWINS IN '06! LET'S MAKE A MOVIE!
11:46:19 [Jethro] Moneyball still a good book, but only because you appreciate a team trying to win on a limited budget
11:46:27 [x] marc anthony as a pre steroid canseco?
11:46:30 [TRE] we'll end it right before they get swept in teh next round
11:46:32 [Jethro] but in the end, the strategy doesn't really work
11:46:39 [Jethro] gotta have $$$$$$$
11:46:50 [x] look at us, we lose to the yanks every year!
11:47:30 [TRE] marlins deserve a movie more than a's
11:47:32 [Jethro] Scott Hatteberg!
11:47:32 [x] i like the concept of moneyball, but ultimately, there arent enough players with high obp around
11:47:47 [TRE] build up team, dump everyone, start over strategy
11:47:47 [x] no one goes to marlin games, who would go to marlins movie?
11:47:54 [Jethro] 11:47:30 [TRE] marlins deserve a movie more than a's --
11:47:57 [TRE] people go to a's games?
11:48:13 [x] well no
11:48:15 [TRE] watch ryan sweeney and coco fly around the OF?
11:48:15 [Jethro] win, trade everything, suffer, win, etc
11:48:22 [TRE] jet> exactly
11:48:25 [x] twins deserve a movie
11:48:31 [TRE] piss on fan base
11:48:31 [Jethro] hire crotchety old dude
11:48:34 [x] the contraction contradiction
11:49:00 [TRE] twins movie: win ####ty division, get destroyed by yankees, rinse, repeat
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