GM's thread about nothing (72 Viewers)

[jplvr]

Went to the dermatologist for the first time ever. Lots of hot chicks around and I don't have skin cancer. Now I'm trying to figure out more reasons to go back.

 

[mr. furley]

Went to the dermatologist for the first time ever. Lots of hot chicks around and I don't have skin cancer. Now I'm trying to figure out more reasons to go back.

get each mole or mark checked individually at separate visits

 

[McJose]

Guy is "married" to a dummy (aren't we all?)

This couple is in my neck of the woods. If tracked them down and got some goofy pics with them, would the GMTAN chip in for a hooker to finger me properly?

You spelled "fist" wrong.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm still giggling to myself about the posts I made yesterday on JAA's facebook & this.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Why did drunkSamuel want me to know he likes negroes?

You'll have to ask him. That's what he texted me completely out of the blue.

I think I was asking him.

Maybe not. stryker, if I wasn't already asking you, consider that an ask.

I have absolutely no idea. I had been at a beer tasting festival all day and then was in the middle of a shot parade. My text log from that night included several nonsensical texts to Frosty, many of which I still can't figure out what I was trying to say. Things got a little hazy after 9pm or so. I apologize, it was pretty dumb.

So you're saying you don't really like negroes?

 

[Mr.Pack]

Yea, serious stress here no doubt, but don't see it ending anytime soon.I have a very close friend who is dying, only 2-3 weeks to live.I owe over $20k to the IRS.Have car problems.Can barely afford to live right now.And that's only the beginning.I should start heavily, but my dad died of cirhosis as he was an aloholic, so I just don't.:shotguntothehead:

Dude that sucks. I will one for you.

Having a drink for Mr. Pack.

Cross-post: College football is stupid, and people who like college football are stupid too. I had some awesome enchiladas today for dinner.Glllllll Pack.

Thanks guys. I apologize for sulking. Was a weak moment. Sorry for mucking up your thread GM.

Started taking St Johns Wort again and I'm having REALLY ####ed up dreams again. I need to figure out what they mean. Any websites?

I thought this stuff was supposed to help stop your mind from going ballistic?

It's supposed to help with depression.

OK, I took this stuff for awhile because my wife told me it was supposed to calm my mind. I think it worked.

 

[Mr.Pack]

A mad sinus headache & congestion had me hopped up on meds on the couch yesterday.

It got worse during the ND-Michigan game, so even though I was crazy yelling happy as ND went up 14-0, I popped two benedryl and settled in for a more mellow experience. The last thing I remember was ND being up 24-21 and Michigan trying to make a game of it, despite ND dominating them on both sides of the ball. Then I passed out.

I pretty sure I won here. ME = WINNING.

Wow.....I take 2 Benadryl, 2 Tylenol PM, and a 10mg Ambien every night before bed....... I still rarely sleep more than 5 hours, and definitely not a sound sleep.

What the hell is wrong with you people?

...ok, I used to be this way too. It's all stress. When I find time to meditate (zazen) 3-4 times a week and give it to the wife at least 3 times a week, I sleep like a baby for 6-7 hours and wake up fully rested.

When I can't meditate and my wife and I are too tired to play romper room, I have trouble falling asleep and either 1. drift but don't sleep all night, or 2. sleep lightly and wake up after 3-4 hours unable to fall back asleep.

Don't up the medication, Elvis, deal with the stress and you'll sleep fine.

Yea, serious stress here no doubt, but don't see it ending anytime soon.I have a very close friend who is dying, only 2-3 weeks to live.

I owe over $20k to the IRS.

Have car problems.

Can barely afford to live right now.

And that's only the beginning.

I should start heavily, but my dad died of cirhosis as he was an aloholic, so I just don't.

:shotguntothehead:

I'm sorry Pack. FWIW I get depressed often too, due to some crappy life stuff. We all suffer. The stuff I do (when I do it regularly) makes the low points less intense and helps me pull through much quicker than before - without pills. Feel free to shoot me a PM if you want to talk about it more.



ETA: just reread this whole exchange. I should probably clarify that this has nothing to do with sleeping with my wife.

Thanks DP. I might take you up on this. I've never meditated, but maybe it'll help. I know exercise will too.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Bret passed tonight. Got a call from my mom at about 7:30. He went peacefully at home. The wife and I came over right away. There were already at least 20 people there. After hugging my sister and my nephews (he left behind two sons, 19 and 22) there was a lot of standing around. After about 1/2 my wife and I volunteered to go to the store for food etc. We grabbed some deli stuff and snacks. I also grabbed a 12 pack of Bud Light...Bret's beer of choice.We were only gone 20 minutes and when we came back there were now close to 40 people at the house. It seems fairly morbid but since it was only about an hour and 1/2 since he had passed Bret was still there...lying in state. Everybody grabbed a beer. His best buddy since HS, Tony, called us all together and gave one last toast. "Bret...he was a great son, a great husband, and a great father...and an even better friend." That's 100% true. Oh, and at the end of Tony's toast I added "GO BEARS" which was totally appropriate.I took my sons and ran to 7-11 for another 3 cases of beer and some ice. For the rest of the night we all stood around and tossed them back. His house was always the "party house". 4th of July, Memorial Day, Super Bowl, New Years, the first of the month, a day that ends in "Y"...there was always a house full of friends and drinks and pool and horseshoes and stories. He would have been pissed if we had all stood around with our hands in our pockets.I spent most of the night drinking beer with his 3 best buddies out on the front lawn. Guys he's known since HS (he moved to Calif from Illinois his freshman year). Every story either ended with a laugh or "yeah, that sounds like him"...usually both. I honestly have never met a guy like him. Salt of the earth. Worked his ### off. Day-in, day-out as a supervisor in the oilfields. He was the kind of guy that you wanted on your side if you were ever in a fight and next to you if you needed a friend. One of the things that I probably said 4 or 5 times tonight was "I never knew anybody that didn't like him". That wasn't bull ####. He could make friends at a monster truck rally or a Streisand concert. His door was always open and his kegerator was always charged and cold.I need to head to bed soon. I'm not a T&P kind of guy. Neither was Bret. But if you feel the need silently toast him sometime this weekend. If you want to pay tribute to him help out the next guy you see pushing his brokedown car on the side of the road. The next time your at a bar and you see a guy who looks a little down buy him a beer AND start a conversation with him. If your favorite team loses a big game cuss about it for a while and then buy drinks for the guys at the bar rooting for the other team.Bret was a quasi-redneck from southern Illinois and called Bakersfield his home but the best way to describe him was "a real Mensch". Love you, brh, GO BEARS!

So sorry for your loss McJose. I'm also sorry I missed this when it was posted. I am still about 10 pages behind, catching up is the suck. Hang in there.....

Mr.Pack, I hate how things are going for you right now. Let me know if there's anything at all to do to help.Guster, not a very exciting story from Belgium. We ended up only having a little over a day to spend as we had to get back to Luxembourg (long boring story), so we stayed in Brussels and didn't hit Bruges. We did go to several of your suggestions, including Cafe Leon (we were wandering in the area looking for lunch and I remembered it from your list!), the waffle place, the chocolate place, Delirium Cafe (we were there in the middle of the day so the crowd was not bad), another bar on your list...all awesome! My only regret is not making Les Brassins. We were just tired and didn't make a reservation in time and worried about its small size and being far from the hotel (near Delirium, etc.).By the way, Luxembourg was teh awesomes--if you ever go I have tons of recommendations.Anyway, you're the best, and thank you again for taking so much time to give us recommendations. If anyone's ever going to Belgium, Guster's your man!

Krista, thank you. I truly appreciate the kind words.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Thanks for all the birthday wishes you would have given had you known today was my birthday.

Happy Birthday Rose!

Spent last night in the emergency room. Just after the Bills game I felt a wicked pain creeping in my upper stomach. I get indigestion in the intestines now and then, but this was different. The hours worked me over good. I went from fighting the schoolyard bully to Iron Mike by the fifth hour. It felt like that too. Like a prize fighter had decided to hang his hat in my stomach and use my abs as a punching bag. After six hours I threw in the towel and had the wife bring me in. It was the worst pain in my life. Could barely walk. Barely talk. Was gasping for air. No exaggeration.For example, while at the hospital a red-headed couger shoved her finger up my pooper with my wife watching, and I was in so much agony I couldn't even make the joke that, in another context, this would have been the greatest moment of my life. I just wrenched in pain and cursed my stomach for not letting me enjoy this.Ulcer was mentioned as a possible culprit. Gall bladder too. The big C was whispered with nervous quiet. Should find out today. Pretty sure they're going to make me blow something so long it'd make John Holmes blush.This is what I get for watching the Bills instead of going to my son's first soccer game, huh?Anyway, the good news is it's 2am and the pain is mostly gone. Still mighty sore though. But lob some positive karma my way, my ifriends. I'm in a bad way here. :(

Good luck DP and hope it's nothing serious!

Yikes, sorry to hear this GB.

Thanks SLB, much appreciated.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Why did drunkSamuel want me to know he likes negroes?

You'll have to ask him. That's what he texted me completely out of the blue.

I think I was asking him.

Maybe not. stryker, if I wasn't already asking you, consider that an ask.

I have absolutely no idea. I had been at a beer tasting festival all day and then was in the middle of a shot parade. My text log from that night included several nonsensical texts to Frosty, many of which I still can't figure out what I was trying to say. Things got a little hazy after 9pm or so. I apologize, it was pretty dumb.

So you're saying you don't really like negroes?

Suddenly I'm reminded of Gil Hicks

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have a client that wants to buy 25 very particular movie poster frames, that I found online, and I noticed this review:

It's a frame Jun 09, 2011 By BurnsyIt goes around pictures. The one I purchased does this pretty darn well. I'd recommend it to anyone else who has a picture that needs a frame.

lmao

 

[McJose]

Bret passed tonight. Got a call from my mom at about 7:30. He went peacefully at home. The wife and I came over right away. There were already at least 20 people there. After hugging my sister and my nephews (he left behind two sons, 19 and 22) there was a lot of standing around. After about 1/2 my wife and I volunteered to go to the store for food etc. We grabbed some deli stuff and snacks. I also grabbed a 12 pack of Bud Light...Bret's beer of choice.We were only gone 20 minutes and when we came back there were now close to 40 people at the house. It seems fairly morbid but since it was only about an hour and 1/2 since he had passed Bret was still there...lying in state. Everybody grabbed a beer. His best buddy since HS, Tony, called us all together and gave one last toast. "Bret...he was a great son, a great husband, and a great father...and an even better friend." That's 100% true. Oh, and at the end of Tony's toast I added "GO BEARS" which was totally appropriate.I took my sons and ran to 7-11 for another 3 cases of beer and some ice. For the rest of the night we all stood around and tossed them back. His house was always the "party house". 4th of July, Memorial Day, Super Bowl, New Years, the first of the month, a day that ends in "Y"...there was always a house full of friends and drinks and pool and horseshoes and stories. He would have been pissed if we had all stood around with our hands in our pockets.I spent most of the night drinking beer with his 3 best buddies out on the front lawn. Guys he's known since HS (he moved to Calif from Illinois his freshman year). Every story either ended with a laugh or "yeah, that sounds like him"...usually both. I honestly have never met a guy like him. Salt of the earth. Worked his ### off. Day-in, day-out as a supervisor in the oilfields. He was the kind of guy that you wanted on your side if you were ever in a fight and next to you if you needed a friend. One of the things that I probably said 4 or 5 times tonight was "I never knew anybody that didn't like him". That wasn't bull ####. He could make friends at a monster truck rally or a Streisand concert. His door was always open and his kegerator was always charged and cold.I need to head to bed soon. I'm not a T&P kind of guy. Neither was Bret. But if you feel the need silently toast him sometime this weekend. If you want to pay tribute to him help out the next guy you see pushing his brokedown car on the side of the road. The next time your at a bar and you see a guy who looks a little down buy him a beer AND start a conversation with him. If your favorite team loses a big game cuss about it for a while and then buy drinks for the guys at the bar rooting for the other team.Bret was a quasi-redneck from southern Illinois and called Bakersfield his home but the best way to describe him was "a real Mensch". Love you, brh, GO BEARS!

So sorry for your loss McJose. I'm also sorry I missed this when it was posted. I am still about 10 pages behind, catching up is the suck. Hang in there.....

Thanks. Good luck to you too in re to the stuff you're going through.

 

[McJose]

I have a client that wants to buy 25 very particular movie poster frames, that I found online, and I noticed this review:

It's a frame Jun 09, 2011 By BurnsyIt goes around pictures. The one I purchased does this pretty darn well. I'd recommend it to anyone else who has a picture that needs a frame.

lmao

Nice. Tell your client "I got you the ones that go all around the poster."

 

[NorvilleBarnes]

Jalepeno peppers stuffed with cream cheese and wrapped in bacon.

Burnt

 

[McJose]

Jalepeno peppers stuffed with cream cheese and wrapped in bacon.Burnt

That's terrible. And I'm talking about how you mispelled jalapeño.

 

[krista4]

GLLLLLLLLL flysack. Hope all turns out OK and that no strange fingers will be in your butt for a while.

Floppo, I hope the story you were referring to not telling is not related to our shared experience. :(

 

[El Floppo]

Floppo, I hope the story you were referring to not telling is not related to our shared experience. :(

No- a non FBG gb of mine.

 

[Frostillicus]

Why did drunkSamuel want me to know he likes negroes?

You'll have to ask him. That's what he texted me completely out of the blue.

I think I was asking him.

Maybe not. stryker, if I wasn't already asking you, consider that an ask.

I have absolutely no idea. I had been at a beer tasting festival all day and then was in the middle of a shot parade. My text log from that night included several nonsensical texts to Frosty, many of which I still can't figure out what I was trying to say. Things got a little hazy after 9pm or so. I apologize, it was pretty dumb.

I enjoyed it.

 

[Frostillicus]

I'm avoiding this thread because I don't want to end up on anybody's friend list.

 

[Frostillicus]

Effin' TRE. What a dickfor.

 

[mr. furley]

weird game. if the Rams would stop shooting themselves in the foot and just let Eli be Eli they would be the team up by 3 scores.

 

[jplvr]

Went to the dermatologist for the first time ever. Lots of hot chicks around and I don't have skin cancer. Now I'm trying to figure out more reasons to go back.

get each mole or mark checked individually at separate visits

Both the doctors were extremely preggers, but the waiting room scenery was exceptional.

 

[El Floppo]

Went to the dermatologist for the first time ever. Lots of hot chicks around and I don't have skin cancer. Now I'm trying to figure out more reasons to go back.

get each mole or mark checked individually at separate visits

Both the doctors were extremely preggers, but the waiting room scenery was exceptional.

Last time I went, my doc and her assistant were both v\very nice looking. Enough to get me thinking like- how can I get back there. The doc scoped out everywhere but my... damn- I'm trying to think of a funny way of saying ****, but I can only think of ****... and asked if there was anything else I was concerned about. "well, actually... " .... oh yeah. I'm going to make up the rest of this part until a certain point. She slowly lowered the towel covering my member and her eyes widened in a combination of amazement and a little bit of fear. Her assistant let out an audible sigh before pushing the doc out of the way and diving right in. After a few minutes I was forced to say- "now ladies, share and share alike". They both looked a little disgusted, and the doc gave me a once-over and told me to keep an eye on things.

 

[Frostillicus]

Anybody watch "2 Broke Girls?" My wife and I disagree pretty hard here and we're usually in agreement about tv shows.

 

[General Malaise]

Anybody watch "2 Broke Girls?" My wife and I disagree pretty hard here and we're usually in agreement about tv shows.

I don't think I could make it through 3 minutes of that tripe. I've seen the commercials and that pretty much tells me all I need to know about this show. I give it until January.

 

[El Floppo]

Anybody watch "2 Broke Girls?" My wife and I disagree pretty hard here and we're usually in agreement about tv shows.

I was putting the baby down and watched that 2 1/2 men show for the first time. wow. Caught the first 10 minutes or so of that Brokeback girls... it's supposed to be a comedy, right?

 

[Frostillicus]

Anybody watch "2 Broke Girls?" My wife and I disagree pretty hard here and we're usually in agreement about tv shows.

I don't think I could make it through 3 minutes of that tripe. I've seen the commercials and that pretty much tells me all I need to know about this show. I give it until January.

The commercials showed the worst part of the show, don't know who was in charge of that decision. It's actually decent. I'm not won over or anything yet, but it bought itself another week. I think the "she's coming" and "you're getting me wet" jokes helped.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Anybody watch "2 Broke Girls?" My wife and I disagree pretty hard here and we're usually in agreement about tv shows.

I don't think I could make it through 3 minutes of that tripe. I've seen the commercials and that pretty much tells me all I need to know about this show. I give it until January.

The commercials showed the worst part of the show, don't know who was in charge of that decision. It's actually decent. I'm not won over or anything yet, but it bought itself another week. I think the "she's coming" and "you're getting me wet" jokes helped.

it wasn't awful

 

[Frostillicus]

Anybody watch "2 Broke Girls?" My wife and I disagree pretty hard here and we're usually in agreement about tv shows.

I don't think I could make it through 3 minutes of that tripe. I've seen the commercials and that pretty much tells me all I need to know about this show. I give it until January.

The commercials showed the worst part of the show, don't know who was in charge of that decision. It's actually decent. I'm not won over or anything yet, but it bought itself another week. I think the "she's coming" and "you're getting me wet" jokes helped.

it wasn't awful

That's about right. And that's a compliment. My wife is dumb.

 

[Oh Yes!]

What reasons would someone try and buy $10k cash worth of visa gift cards at a grocery store?

 

[Frostillicus]

What reasons would someone try and buy $10k cash worth of visa gift cards at a grocery store?

You've never?

 

[El Floppo]

What reasons would someone try and buy $10k cash worth of visa gift cards at a grocery store?

gifts?

 

[ArcticEdge]

This thread stinks. Yeah, I said it.

 

[General Malaise]

This thread stinks. Yeah, I said it.

We know. Speaking of stinks, let's take a look at your body of work:

Here's one from August 29 Total replies? 1. Nice work, Tanner.

We ramp up to 12 total posts in this one. It's about Sophia Loren in Grumpier Old Men. Nothing like thread topics on 15 year old movies starring dead guys.

But at least your alias is funny. No, wait. He sucks too.

 

[ArcticEdge]

This thread stinks. Yeah, I said it.

We know. Speaking of stinks, let's take a look at your body of work:

Here's one from August 29 Total replies? 1. Nice work, Tanner.

We ramp up to 12 total posts in this one. It's about Sophia Loren in Grumpier Old Men. Nothing like thread topics on 15 year old movies starring dead guys.

But at least your alias is funny. No, wait. He sucks too.

Jeez, touchy..

 

[General Malaise]

Anybody watch "2 Broke Girls?" My wife and I disagree pretty hard here and we're usually in agreement about tv shows.

I don't think I could make it through 3 minutes of that tripe. I've seen the commercials and that pretty much tells me all I need to know about this show. I give it until January.

The commercials showed the worst part of the show, don't know who was in charge of that decision. It's actually decent. I'm not won over or anything yet, but it bought itself another week. I think the "she's coming" and "you're getting me wet" jokes helped.

So let me see if I can get this one right. Two girls in NYC are roommates. They are poor. They both have to wait tables to make money. I'm going to guess they have some sort of nagging debt weighing them both down. They aren't great friends and chances are they aren't even decent friends, but life and circumstance has thrown them together. One of the girls would be super hot if she weren't dressed frumpy and wasn't so tight laced, but damn it, she's a great waitress and works really hard. She's also super smart. The other girls is just SILLY hot, but dumber than a tampon string. She's equal parts Blair from Facts of Life and Donna from Beverly Hills 90210. She absolutely sucks at waiting tables, but hey...she's hot and as such, she gets huge tips, which just pisses the frumpy girl off. Despite their differences, they work well together, each helping each other overcome their hurdles. Silly hot girl actually has a heart of gold, which is hidden beneath a skin deep vaneer. Frumpy girl is tough and hardened like Jo from Facts of Life, but after 28 minutes of Sit Com action, we find that she too has a heart of gold.What do I win?

 

[General Malaise]

This thread stinks. Yeah, I said it.

We know. Speaking of stinks, let's take a look at your body of work:

Here's one from August 29 Total replies? 1. Nice work, Tanner.

We ramp up to 12 total posts in this one. It's about Sophia Loren in Grumpier Old Men. Nothing like thread topics on 15 year old movies starring dead guys.

But at least your alias is funny. No, wait. He sucks too.

Jeez, touchy..

no, not really. but you saying this thread sucks is like Michelle Bachman calling Sarah Palin crazy.

 

[-fish-]

Anybody watch "2 Broke Girls?" My wife and I disagree pretty hard here and we're usually in agreement about tv shows.

I don't think I could make it through 3 minutes of that tripe. I've seen the commercials and that pretty much tells me all I need to know about this show. I give it until January.

The commercials showed the worst part of the show, don't know who was in charge of that decision. It's actually decent. I'm not won over or anything yet, but it bought itself another week. I think the "she's coming" and "you're getting me wet" jokes helped.

So let me see if I can get this one right. Two girls in NYC are roommates. They are poor. They both have to wait tables to make money. I'm going to guess they have some sort of nagging debt weighing them both down. They aren't great friends and chances are they aren't even decent friends, but life and circumstance has thrown them together. One of the girls would be super hot if she weren't dressed frumpy and wasn't so tight laced, but damn it, she's a great waitress and works really hard. She's also super smart. The other girls is just SILLY hot, but dumber than a tampon string. She's equal parts Blair from Facts of Life and Donna from Beverly Hills 90210. She absolutely sucks at waiting tables, but hey...she's hot and as such, she gets huge tips, which just pisses the frumpy girl off. Despite their differences, they work well together, each helping each other overcome their hurdles. Silly hot girl actually has a heart of gold, which is hidden beneath a skin deep vaneer. Frumpy girl is tough and hardened like Jo from Facts of Life, but after 28 minutes of Sit Com action, we find that she too has a heart of gold.What do I win?

very close. the blonde isn't stupid, though...she's a fish out of water. Think Diane from Cheers, but more private school rich girl than overeducated. Other than that, you nailed it.

 

[ArcticEdge]

This thread stinks. Yeah, I said it.

We know. Speaking of stinks, let's take a look at your body of work:

Here's one from August 29 Total replies? 1. Nice work, Tanner.

We ramp up to 12 total posts in this one. It's about Sophia Loren in Grumpier Old Men. Nothing like thread topics on 15 year old movies starring dead guys.

But at least your alias is funny. No, wait. He sucks too.

Jeez, touchy..

no, not really. but you saying this thread sucks is like Michelle Bachman calling Sarah Palin crazy.

I was just kidding. I like your thread. I like you. I like to be manhandled.

 

[JbizzleMan]

Just ordered a book called "Willpower." Smart move or quitter?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

This thread stinks. Yeah, I said it.

We know. Speaking of stinks, let's take a look at your body of work:

Here's one from August 29 Total replies? 1. Nice work, Tanner.

We ramp up to 12 total posts in this one. It's about Sophia Loren in Grumpier Old Men. Nothing like thread topics on 15 year old movies starring dead guys.

But at least your alias is funny. No, wait. He sucks too.

Jeez, touchy..

Do not taunt happy funGMTAN.

 

[dharmapunk]

Anybody watch "2 Broke Girls?" My wife and I disagree pretty hard here and we're usually in agreement about tv shows.

I don't think I could make it through 3 minutes of that tripe. I've seen the commercials and that pretty much tells me all I need to know about this show. I give it until January.

The commercials showed the worst part of the show, don't know who was in charge of that decision. It's actually decent. I'm not won over or anything yet, but it bought itself another week. I think the "she's coming" and "you're getting me wet" jokes helped.

So let me see if I can get this one right. Two girls in NYC are roommates. They are poor. They both have to wait tables to make money. I'm going to guess they have some sort of nagging debt weighing them both down. They aren't great friends and chances are they aren't even decent friends, but life and circumstance has thrown them together. One of the girls would be super hot if she weren't dressed frumpy and wasn't so tight laced, but damn it, she's a great waitress and works really hard. She's also super smart. The other girls is just SILLY hot, but dumber than a tampon string. She's equal parts Blair from Facts of Life and Donna from Beverly Hills 90210. She absolutely sucks at waiting tables, but hey...she's hot and as such, she gets huge tips, which just pisses the frumpy girl off. Despite their differences, they work well together, each helping each other overcome their hurdles. Silly hot girl actually has a heart of gold, which is hidden beneath a skin deep vaneer. Frumpy girl is tough and hardened like Jo from Facts of Life, but after 28 minutes of Sit Com action, we find that she too has a heart of gold.What do I win?

Gawd I hate TV.

I even hate the TV I watch now, which is limited to a rapidly declining and increasingly stupid Fringe. Yet, here I am, bovine mouth salivating for the season premiere.

 

[dharmapunk]

Updates -

1. The mysterious stomach ailment is calming down, but I still had some pain after every meal yesterday. Even a salad suddenly made me feel like I was too full and turned on the torches.

2. I tried that St. John's Wort that Bender mentioned. Dreams weren't any stranger than usual, but I did pass out before halftime last night and slept like a baby until 7am. That might be because the Giants & Rams are god awful and boring.

3. My penis is still mighty and potent.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

Who wants a free AK-47?

 

[dharmapunk]

Just ordered a book called "Willpower." Smart move or quitter?

This?Interesting tidbit: after he killed himself, people discovered a whole library of self-help books in American author and all-around genius David Foster Wallace's house. He read every single one, carefully, with highlights, underlines, and intertextual notes scribbled in the margins.

Many of them are about controlling the self-indulgence that saturation advertising commands be our modus operandi. Apparently self-indulgence makes us unhappy. Who knew.

You're not weak, my man. Read the book. Carefully. Just don't kill yourself after.

 

[guru_007]

That new broke girls show I think you're either gonna love it or hate it. I happen to like Kat Dennings dry humor style, so I thought it was amusing, but I can definitely see how people will hate it too. Not sure if the show will be in it for the long haul or not, I'd set the over/under at 1/2 season.

Only reason I watched it was my mild interest in the 2 1/2 men startup without Sheen. predictably awful. I have no idea how Ashton Kutcher gets work, but then again, I'm old and no longer cool.

oh and sorry to hear about all the bad news going on in here :( Hope things turn around real soon for Floppo and Dharmapunk and McJose, that was a real nice little tidbit you wrote about your bil, I'm sorry for your loss, I can only hope that when I go, someone is kind enough to write those nice words about me, and of course, bring a few cases of beer to my place and kick it with my surviving family as that's exactly what I'd like ya'll to do.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming

 

[Bonzai]

Giggle every time I see GM TAN.

That's all I got.

 

[El Floppo]

That new broke girls show I think you're either gonna love it or hate it. I happen to like Kat Dennings dry humor style, so I thought it was amusing, but I can definitely see how people will hate it too. Not sure if the show will be in it for the long haul or not, I'd set the over/under at 1/2 season.

Only reason I watched it was my mild interest in the 2 1/2 men startup without Sheen. predictably awful. I have no idea how Ashton Kutcher gets work, but then again, I'm old and no longer cool.

oh and sorry to hear about all the bad news going on in here :( Hope things turn around real soon for Floppo and Dharmapunk and McJose, that was a real nice little tidbit you wrote about your bil, I'm sorry for your loss, I can only hope that when I go, someone is kind enough to write those nice words about me, and of course, bring a few cases of beer to my place and kick it with my surviving family as that's exactly what I'd like ya'll to do.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming

You don't have to sugar-coat it... is the bad news about me really, really bad? I know I put imgurs in th:e:re that gummed up the works.eta: but as far as I know, there haven't been any fingers up my butt lately.

 

[dharmapunk]

That new broke girls show I think you're either gonna love it or hate it. I happen to like Kat Dennings dry humor style, so I thought it was amusing, but I can definitely see how people will hate it too. Not sure if the show will be in it for the long haul or not, I'd set the over/under at 1/2 season.

Only reason I watched it was my mild interest in the 2 1/2 men startup without Sheen. predictably awful. I have no idea how Ashton Kutcher gets work, but then again, I'm old and no longer cool.

oh and sorry to hear about all the bad news going on in here :( Hope things turn around real soon for Floppo and Dharmapunk and McJose, that was a real nice little tidbit you wrote about your bil, I'm sorry for your loss, I can only hope that when I go, someone is kind enough to write those nice words about me, and of course, bring a few cases of beer to my place and kick it with my surviving family as that's exactly what I'd like ya'll to do.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming

You don't have to sugar-coat it... is the bad news about me really, really bad? I know I put imgurs in th:e:re that gummed up the works.eta: but as far as I know, there haven't been any fingers up my butt lately.

This is the bad news.

 

[El Floppo]

That new broke girls show I think you're either gonna love it or hate it. I happen to like Kat Dennings dry humor style, so I thought it was amusing, but I can definitely see how people will hate it too. Not sure if the show will be in it for the long haul or not, I'd set the over/under at 1/2 season.

Only reason I watched it was my mild interest in the 2 1/2 men startup without Sheen. predictably awful. I have no idea how Ashton Kutcher gets work, but then again, I'm old and no longer cool.

oh and sorry to hear about all the bad news going on in here :( Hope things turn around real soon for Floppo and Dharmapunk and McJose, that was a real nice little tidbit you wrote about your bil, I'm sorry for your loss, I can only hope that when I go, someone is kind enough to write those nice words about me, and of course, bring a few cases of beer to my place and kick it with my surviving family as that's exactly what I'd like ya'll to do.

Now, back to your regularly scheduled programming

You don't have to sugar-coat it... is the bad news about me really, really bad? I know I put imgurs in th:e:re that gummed up the works.eta: but as far as I know, there haven't been any fingers up my butt lately.

This is the bad news.