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[dharmapunk]

Floppo - clean out your inbox. Tried to send you a pm and got rejected.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

So. I've decided I'm just vain enough to dye my hair. Anyone have any experience with the Just For Men or other similar products?

 

[dharmapunk]

So. I've decided I'm just vain enough to dye my hair. Anyone have any experience with the Just For Men or other similar products?

Really? You going grey or silver? Either is kind of cool in my book. Maybe that's because any hair is an improvement over my male pattern suckness.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

So. I've decided I'm just vain enough to dye my hair. Anyone have any experience with the Just For Men or other similar products?

Really? You going grey or silver? Either is kind of cool in my book. Maybe that's because any hair is an improvement over my male pattern suckness.

Salt and pepper right now. I'm told it looks distinguished. Thing is, I've never really been gunning for 'distinguished'. My whole personality bucks distinguished.

 

[Dr. Awesome]

So. I've decided I'm just vain enough to dye my hair. Anyone have any experience with the Just For Men or other similar products?

Really? You going grey or silver? Either is kind of cool in my book. Maybe that's because any hair is an improvement over my male pattern suckness.

Salt and pepper right now. I'm told it looks distinguished. Thing is, I've never really been gunning for 'distinguished'. My whole personality bucks distinguished.

If you want to buck distinguished I say you dye it blue.

 

[El Floppo]

Floppo - clean out your inbox. Tried to send you a pm and got rejected.

Done. Is it a finger? rone:

 

[Captain Quinoa]

eta: but as far as I know, there haven't been any fingers up my butt lately.

wish I could say the same. damn you, cheap toilet paper.

 

[Disco Stu]

So. I've decided I'm just vain enough to dye my hair. Anyone have any experience with the Just For Men or other similar products?

Really? You going grey or silver? Either is kind of cool in my book. Maybe that's because any hair is an improvement over my male pattern suckness.

Salt and pepper right now. I'm told it looks distinguished. Thing is, I've never really been gunning for 'distinguished'. My whole personality bucks distinguished.

Chicks dig it.

 

[Buck Bradcanon]

Stu,

Please curbstomp those hicks in College Station this weekend.

Yours in Boone Pickens,

Buck

 

[dharmapunk]

So. I've decided I'm just vain enough to dye my hair. Anyone have any experience with the Just For Men or other similar products?

Really? You going grey or silver? Either is kind of cool in my book. Maybe that's because any hair is an improvement over my male pattern suckness.

Salt and pepper right now. I'm told it looks distinguished. Thing is, I've never really been gunning for 'distinguished'. My whole personality bucks distinguished.

Maybe you should roll with it like Jon Stewart. Just saying.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Anybody watch "2 Broke Girls?" My wife and I disagree pretty hard here and we're usually in agreement about tv shows.

I don't think I could make it through 3 minutes of that tripe. I've seen the commercials and that pretty much tells me all I need to know about this show. I give it until January.

The commercials showed the worst part of the show, don't know who was in charge of that decision. It's actually decent. I'm not won over or anything yet, but it bought itself another week. I think the "she's coming" and "you're getting me wet" jokes helped.

So let me see if I can get this one right. Two girls in NYC are roommates. They are poor. They both have to wait tables to make money. I'm going to guess they have some sort of nagging debt weighing them both down. They aren't great friends and chances are they aren't even decent friends, but life and circumstance has thrown them together. One of the girls would be super hot if she weren't dressed frumpy and wasn't so tight laced, but damn it, she's a great waitress and works really hard. She's also super smart. The other girls is just SILLY hot, but dumber than a tampon string. She's equal parts Blair from Facts of Life and Donna from Beverly Hills 90210. She absolutely sucks at waiting tables, but hey...she's hot and as such, she gets huge tips, which just pisses the frumpy girl off. Despite their differences, they work well together, each helping each other overcome their hurdles. Silly hot girl actually has a heart of gold, which is hidden beneath a skin deep vaneer. Frumpy girl is tough and hardened like Jo from Facts of Life, but after 28 minutes of Sit Com action, we find that she too has a heart of gold.What do I win?

Other than this part I haze zero idea what you are talking about.Also, Guru, congrats on winning the pool last week & I hate football.

 

[Disco Stu]

Stu,Please curbstomp those hicks in College Station this weekend.Yours in Boone Pickens,Buck

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I'm all for a good insulting politically incorrect roast, and I feel zero for the passing of Ryan Dunn, but that ##### on the Sheen roast last night was pretty out of line bringing up his death in a joke to Steve-O, saying that she wished it was Steve-O who died instead. I thought he might seriously break-down for a second.

 

[Kev4029]

I'm all for a good insulting politically incorrect roast, and I feel zero for the passing of Ryan Dunn, but that ##### on the Sheen roast last night was pretty out of line bringing up his death in a joke to Steve-O, saying that she wished it was Steve-O who died instead. I thought he might seriously break-down for a second.

That was incredibly out of line, and also not funny. I think if that were a guy, Steve-O would have got up and thrown a punch. That girl was just painfully unfunny.

 

[Early_10]

So. I've decided I'm just vain enough to dye my hair. Anyone have any experience with the Just For Men or other similar products?

Really? You going grey or silver? Either is kind of cool in my book. Maybe that's because any hair is an improvement over my male pattern suckness.

Salt and pepper right now. I'm told it looks distinguished. Thing is, I've never really been gunning for 'distinguished'. My whole personality bucks distinguished.

Chicks dig it.

Ask the chick...Mrs IB.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

So. I've decided I'm just vain enough to dye my hair. Anyone have any experience with the Just For Men or other similar products?

Really? You going grey or silver? Either is kind of cool in my book. Maybe that's because any hair is an improvement over my male pattern suckness.

Salt and pepper right now. I'm told it looks distinguished. Thing is, I've never really been gunning for 'distinguished'. My whole personality bucks distinguished.

Chicks dig it.

Ask the chick...Mrs IB.

Yeah. She's game.  Of course, she still looks like she's 29, so I'm sure she doesn't want to look like she's hanging around with her dad.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Is anything really out of line at a Charlie Sheen roast?

 

[Oh Yes!]

What reasons would someone try and buy $10k cash worth of visa gift cards at a grocery store?

You've never?

apparently the guy bought 7k worth the week before.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

who is the chick who made the joke? can we get a name at least? I assume they don't let random nameless people speak at these things.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

who is the chick who made the joke? can we get a name at least? I assume they don't let random nameless people speak at these things.

SOme chick named Amy Schumer (Senator's Shcumer's niece, apparently)

She placed 4th on NBC's Last Comic Standing Season 5. Amy also placed 2nd on Comedy Central's Reality Bites Back

So yeah, apparently they DO let anyone speak at these thingsWiki

 

[guru_007]

What reasons would someone try and buy $10k cash worth of visa gift cards at a grocery store?

degenerate gambler, ftw.

 

[McJose]

I watched the first 10 minutes or so of The Playboy Club last night. Oof.

 

[Oh Yes!]

What reasons would someone try and buy $10k cash worth of visa gift cards at a grocery store?

degenerate gambler, ftw.

is this how people get money into online sites now? the guy was a well-dressed 30 year old guy. said he drove 40 miles to go to this specific grocery store. (theres about 4 more within 10 miles btw)

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So. I've decided I'm just vain enough to dye my hair. Anyone have any experience with the Just For Men or other similar products?

Really? You going grey or silver? Either is kind of cool in my book. Maybe that's because any hair is an improvement over my male pattern suckness.

Salt and pepper right now. I'm told it looks distinguished. Thing is, I've never really been gunning for 'distinguished'. My whole personality bucks distinguished.

Don't do a thing. You're perfect the way you are.Though I am curious how you feel about negroes and if I should be taking offense to people who tell me they like them and then retract the statement.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Why did drunkSamuel want me to know he likes negroes?

You'll have to ask him. That's what he texted me completely out of the blue.

I think I was asking him.

Maybe not. stryker, if I wasn't already asking you, consider that an ask.

I have absolutely no idea. I had been at a beer tasting festival all day and then was in the middle of a shot parade. My text log from that night included several nonsensical texts to Frosty, many of which I still can't figure out what I was trying to say. Things got a little hazy after 9pm or so. I apologize, it was pretty dumb.

So you're saying you don't really like negroes?

Suddenly I'm reminded of Gil Hicks

In the back of a Volkswagon?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

who is the chick who made the joke? can we get a name at least? I assume they don't let random nameless people speak at these things.

SOme chick named Amy Schumer (Senator's Shcumer's niece, apparently)

She placed 4th on NBC's Last Comic Standing Season 5. Amy also placed 2nd on Comedy Central's Reality Bites Back

So yeah, apparently they DO let anyone speak at these thingsWiki

She's hilarious, actually. Sorry. Maybe next time they'll have more washed up boxers or Jersey Shore castmembers for you instead of proper comedians.

 

[McJose]

who is the chick who made the joke? can we get a name at least? I assume they don't let random nameless people speak at these things.

SOme chick named Amy Schumer (Senator's Shcumer's niece, apparently)

She placed 4th on NBC's Last Comic Standing Season 5. Amy also placed 2nd on Comedy Central's Reality Bites Back

So yeah, apparently they DO let anyone speak at these thingsWiki

She's hilarious, actually. Sorry. Maybe next time they'll have more washed up boxers or Jersey Shore castmembers for you instead of proper comedians.

I'M SURE JIM BELUSHI AND BRAD GARRETT HAVE A SITCOM COMING THIS FALL THAT YOU CAN WATCH.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

who is the chick who made the joke? can we get a name at least? I assume they don't let random nameless people speak at these things.

SOme chick named Amy Schumer (Senator's Shcumer's niece, apparently)

She placed 4th on NBC's Last Comic Standing Season 5. Amy also placed 2nd on Comedy Central's Reality Bites Back

So yeah, apparently they DO let anyone speak at these thingsWiki

She's hilarious, actually. Sorry. Maybe next time they'll have more washed up boxers or Jersey Shore castmembers for you instead of proper comedians.

I'M SURE JIM BELUSHI AND BRAD GARRETT HAVE A SITCOM COMING THIS FALL THAT YOU CAN WATCH.

Dammit! I forgot to include the Walking Farts link.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

who is the chick who made the joke? can we get a name at least? I assume they don't let random nameless people speak at these things.

SOme chick named Amy Schumer (Senator's Shcumer's niece, apparently)

She placed 4th on NBC's Last Comic Standing Season 5. Amy also placed 2nd on Comedy Central's Reality Bites Back

So yeah, apparently they DO let anyone speak at these thingsWiki

She's hilarious, actually. Sorry. Maybe next time they'll have more washed up boxers or Jersey Shore castmembers for you instead of proper comedians.

I have no idea who she is or how funny she is

But I was surprised that they had such a relatively "small" name on

But then again they had Kate Walsh and Mike Tyson, so I'm sure Shumer was one million X bette rthan them

Oh, and for the record, I was supporting her joke about Ryan Dunn

 

[El Floppo]

I've found Schumer to be funny. Amy. Chuck- funny looking.

 

[The Z Machine]

Just wanted to give a shout out to all my cornhole brothas out there. You're missed, but not forgotten.

PM me when anyone (except a select few) are in BMore, and we'll get crabs.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

My apologies for coming off cross. I've had terrible, unrelenting diarrhea all morning.

 

[dharmapunk]

My apologies for coming off cross. I've had terrible, unrelenting diarrhea all morning.

Finger cure down?

 

[McJose]

So I end up writing 90% of the obit for my bro-in-law. When it came to mentioning family members we included his wife/my sister, sons, parents, brothers and sisters, my mom, dad and step-mom, and me and my brothers. We also mentioned his "honorary brothers for life" or his 4 best friends. As per my sister and Bret's mom we did not include (by name) the dozens of cousins, nephews and nieces etc etc.

Obit ran today and I get an email from my brother telling me that we should have included our stepsister. Now I'm sure in most families this would have made sense but my stepsister has made it a point to distance herself from my family. We always included her in everything but over the last 10-15 years she has physically and emotionally removed herself from us. Hell she even moved all the way to the East Coast to "find herself" or something. I'm also 99% sure she hasn't sent one card or text or email since Bret's passing. There are probably 100 people that could have been mentioned in the obit. People that meant 1000 times more to Bret than his step-sister-in-law.

I agree with my brother that by leaving her out it could hurt my stepmom's feelings. I honestly didn't even think about my stepsister when we were putting the obit together. I didn't leave her off on purpose...she just never entered my mind. The last time any of us saw her was about 2 months ago and that was the first time in about 3 years.

I sent an email back to my brother telling him that he's probably right an I will apologize to stepmom personally if need be. But I also said "This is way down on the list of things that I am concerned about right now."

I was really tempted to tell him "I got 99 problems and that ##### ain't one of them" (in re to my stepsister not stepmom) but I don't think he's much of a 50 Cent fan.

 

[Sarnoff]

Send him a link to the episode of Curb where Larry writes the obit.

 

[The Z Machine]

Hey cornhole fans, The Z Machine will be reprising his role in the Bay Area by appearing in SF from Monday, 9/26 through Monday 10/03. Limited tix are available.

 

[JbizzleMan]

So I end up writing 90% of the obit for my bro-in-law. When it came to mentioning family members we included his wife/my sister, sons, parents, brothers and sisters, my mom, dad and step-mom, and me and my brothers. We also mentioned his "honorary brothers for life" or his 4 best friends. As per my sister and Bret's mom we did not include (by name) the dozens of cousins, nephews and nieces etc etc.

Obit ran today and I get an email from my brother telling me that we should have included our stepsister. Now I'm sure in most families this would have made sense but my stepsister has made it a point to distance herself from my family. We always included her in everything but over the last 10-15 years she has physically and emotionally removed herself from us. Hell she even moved all the way to the East Coast to "find herself" or something. I'm also 99% sure she hasn't sent one card or text or email since Bret's passing. There are probably 100 people that could have been mentioned in the obit. People that meant 1000 times more to Bret than his step-sister-in-law.

I agree with my brother that by leaving her out it could hurt my stepmom's feelings. I honestly didn't even think about my stepsister when we were putting the obit together. I didn't leave her off on purpose...she just never entered my mind. The last time any of us saw her was about 2 months ago and that was the first time in about 3 years.

I sent an email back to my brother telling him that he's probably right an I will apologize to stepmom personally if need be. But I also said "This is way down on the list of things that I am concerned about right now."

I was really tempted to tell him "I got 99 problems and that ##### ain't one of them" (in re to my stepsister not stepmom) but I don't think he's much of a 50 Cent fan.

He could be a Jay Z fan?

 

[UOFI_316]

I had heard of Amy Shurmer before last night, but the Ryan Dunn joke was not needed. Plenty of other things you can make fun of Steve O for.

 

[McJose]

So I end up writing 90% of the obit for my bro-in-law. When it came to mentioning family members we included his wife/my sister, sons, parents, brothers and sisters, my mom, dad and step-mom, and me and my brothers. We also mentioned his "honorary brothers for life" or his 4 best friends. As per my sister and Bret's mom we did not include (by name) the dozens of cousins, nephews and nieces etc etc.

Obit ran today and I get an email from my brother telling me that we should have included our stepsister. Now I'm sure in most families this would have made sense but my stepsister has made it a point to distance herself from my family. We always included her in everything but over the last 10-15 years she has physically and emotionally removed herself from us. Hell she even moved all the way to the East Coast to "find herself" or something. I'm also 99% sure she hasn't sent one card or text or email since Bret's passing. There are probably 100 people that could have been mentioned in the obit. People that meant 1000 times more to Bret than his step-sister-in-law.

I agree with my brother that by leaving her out it could hurt my stepmom's feelings. I honestly didn't even think about my stepsister when we were putting the obit together. I didn't leave her off on purpose...she just never entered my mind. The last time any of us saw her was about 2 months ago and that was the first time in about 3 years.

I sent an email back to my brother telling him that he's probably right an I will apologize to stepmom personally if need be. But I also said "This is way down on the list of things that I am concerned about right now."

I was really tempted to tell him "I got 99 problems and that ##### ain't one of them" (in re to my stepsister not stepmom) but I don't think he's much of a 50 Cent fan.

He could be a Jay Z fan?

 

[Mr.Pack]

I'm all for a good insulting politically incorrect roast, and I feel zero for the passing of Ryan Dunn, but that ##### on the Sheen roast last night was pretty out of line bringing up his death in a joke to Steve-O, saying that she wished it was Steve-O who died instead. I thought he might seriously break-down for a second.

 

[SPM]

Stu,Please curbstomp those hicks in College Station this weekend.Yours in Boone Pickens,Buck

 

[dharmapunk]

Hey cornhole fans, The Z Machine will be reprising his role in the Bay Area by appearing in SF from Monday, 9/26 through Monday 10/03. Limited tix are available.

What's the gig? Male strip show?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

So. I've decided I'm just vain enough to dye my hair. Anyone have any experience with the Just For Men or other similar products?

Really? You going grey or silver? Either is kind of cool in my book. Maybe that's because any hair is an improvement over my male pattern suckness.

Salt and pepper right now. I'm told it looks distinguished. Thing is, I've never really been gunning for 'distinguished'. My whole personality bucks distinguished.

Don't do a thing. You're perfect the way you are.Though I am curious how you feel about negroes and if I should be taking offense to people who tell me they like them and then retract the statement.

Well you either like negroes or you don't. I don't understand retracting the statement. The indecision is offensive. I, personally, love negroes.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm all for a good insulting politically incorrect roast, and I feel zero for the passing of Ryan Dunn, but that ##### on the Sheen roast last night was pretty out of line bringing up his death in a joke to Steve-O, saying that she wished it was Steve-O who died instead. I thought he might seriously break-down for a second.

I thought it was funny. Ryan Dunn dug his own grave. Oh well.

 

[Frostillicus]

I sent an email back to my brother telling him that he's probably right an I will apologize to stepmom personally if need be. But I also said "This is way down on the list of things that I am concerned about right now." I was really tempted to tell him "I got 99 problems and that ##### ain't one of them" (in re to my stepsister not stepmom) but I don't think he's much of a 50 Cent fan.

Every time I think this shtick is done making me laugh you go and get me again.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I sent an email back to my brother telling him that he's probably right an I will apologize to stepmom personally if need be. But I also said "This is way down on the list of things that I am concerned about right now." I was really tempted to tell him "I got 99 problems and that ##### ain't one of them" (in re to my stepsister not stepmom) but I don't think he's much of a 50 Cent fan.

Every time I think this shtick is done making me laugh you go and get me again.

Never ever gets old.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I just went to facebook and saw a picture of SLB's kids dressed up like Juggalos.

 

[Disco Stu]

So. I've decided I'm just vain enough to dye my hair. Anyone have any experience with the Just For Men or other similar products?

Really? You going grey or silver? Either is kind of cool in my book. Maybe that's because any hair is an improvement over my male pattern suckness.

Salt and pepper right now. I'm told it looks distinguished. Thing is, I've never really been gunning for 'distinguished'. My whole personality bucks distinguished.

Don't do a thing. You're perfect the way you are.Though I am curious how you feel about negroes and if I should be taking offense to people who tell me they like them and then retract the statement.

all around.I love gray hair and negroes. Clyde Frazier needs to give it a rest.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm all for a good insulting politically incorrect roast, and I feel zero for the passing of Ryan Dunn, but that ##### on the Sheen roast last night was pretty out of line bringing up his death in a joke to Steve-O, saying that she wished it was Steve-O who died instead. I thought he might seriously break-down for a second.

That was incredibly out of line, and also not funny. I think if that were a guy, Steve-O would have got up and thrown a punch. That girl was just painfully unfunny.

What in the hell are you all talking about?

 

[dharmapunk]

I just went to facebook and saw a picture of SLB's kids dressed up like Juggalos.

I came THIS CLOSE to commenting something like that on the actual pic. Then I decided to behave myself.I feel much shame.