McJose
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A tad early, guy.
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McJose
Footballguy
Who me?
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Those two places aren't bad. They aren't "sports bar" type atmospheres though, if that is what you're looking for.My "go-to" is Fanatics in the 3rd ward, near the Summerfest grounds. If you can get there early enough for a seat, they have a massive 180" screen with stadium seating and 6 other TVs around it to boot. Otherwise there are TVs all over the place and IIRC each booth has its own TV. Food is ok and standard beer/booze fare, with pretty decent deals.
If I were a TV exec, I'd start a reality show starring CosiHouseguest
General Malaise
Footballguy
GM--probably should have mentioned this earlier, but it looks like I'm coming with cos for one of those days.Nah, I am sending him over to hang out with my parents. Hoping he recruits them to go live with him in Austin.is he going to hang out at your house for a couple days while you're at work or out boozing as well?
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm going to hide my car keys now.
-fish-
Footballguy
pretty sure my liver is curled up in the fetal position and crying.
YSR
Footballguy
I feel the same way. Been drinking a lot more than usual lately so I decided to take a break. My husband, however, informed me earlier that he has a potentially great job prospect in Knoxville, and that one of his rental houses up there is currently sitting vacant. I should do what's best for us and our finances and get on board with this, but it means living within 15 miles of his parents, and that very thought makes me want to cry. Really hard. But I'll probably just go get some wine instead.
charvik
Footballguy
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Speaking of hiding car keysSo Friday night, my wife and I went out to dinner. Got home around 9:30. Now, I have a pile of stone in my driveway for some landscaping that we've been doing so I can't pull in the garage. At the same time, my car is a POS and I rarely lock it because the remote keyless entry only works about 20% of the time, except the trunk.Neither of us left the house at all on Friday night after dinner. On Saturday morning, I went out to start packing for tailgating at the Brewer game that afternoon. When I got to my driveway, I noticed my driver side door wasn't completely shut. I though to myself "Way to go Samuel, you're a moron." I open the trunk, put in our bag chairs, lawn dice and go back to get the cooler. I went to the driver side door to shut it completely and noticed something strange.The drivers seat had been moved up completely (I always have it all the way back) and there was a pair of silver, scuffed up high heels and an iPod charger in the passenger seat. Nothing else was disturbed. My CDs were still there. The $2.83 in change I had in the console was still there. Just a pair of silver high heels and the charger.My wife thinks some drunk chick was trying to walk home, thought my car was her car and couldn't figure out how to get it started so she left. I think some drunk couple had a "session" in my back seat.I don't know what to make of it.
McJose
Footballguy
You can make a hat, or a broach, or a pteradactyl.Speaking of hiding car keysSo Friday night, my wife and I went out to dinner. Got home around 9:30. Now, I have a pile of stone in my driveway for some landscaping that we've been doing so I can't pull in the garage. At the same time, my car is a POS and I rarely lock it because the remote keyless entry only works about 20% of the time, except the trunk.Neither of us left the house at all on Friday night after dinner. On Saturday morning, I went out to start packing for tailgating at the Brewer game that afternoon. When I got to my driveway, I noticed my driver side door wasn't completely shut. I though to myself "Way to go Samuel, you're a moron." I open the trunk, put in our bag chairs, lawn dice and go back to get the cooler. I went to the driver side door to shut it completely and noticed something strange.The drivers seat had been moved up completely (I always have it all the way back) and there was a pair of silver, scuffed up high heels and an iPod charger in the passenger seat. Nothing else was disturbed. My CDs were still there. The $2.83 in change I had in the console was still there. Just a pair of silver high heels and the charger.My wife thinks some drunk chick was trying to walk home, thought my car was her car and couldn't figure out how to get it started so she left. I think some drunk couple had a "session" in my back seat.I don't know what to make of it.
charvik
Footballguy
You can make a hat, or a broach, or a pteradactyl.Speaking of hiding car keysI don't know what to make of it.
Caddyshack
General Malaise
Footballguy
You can make a hat, or a broach, or a pteradactyl.Speaking of hiding car keysI don't know what to make of it.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Pics of your wife wearing the shoes. Also, I owe you money still right?Speaking of hiding car keysSo Friday night, my wife and I went out to dinner. Got home around 9:30. Now, I have a pile of stone in my driveway for some landscaping that we've been doing so I can't pull in the garage. At the same time, my car is a POS and I rarely lock it because the remote keyless entry only works about 20% of the time, except the trunk.Neither of us left the house at all on Friday night after dinner. On Saturday morning, I went out to start packing for tailgating at the Brewer game that afternoon. When I got to my driveway, I noticed my driver side door wasn't completely shut. I though to myself "Way to go Samuel, you're a moron." I open the trunk, put in our bag chairs, lawn dice and go back to get the cooler. I went to the driver side door to shut it completely and noticed something strange.The drivers seat had been moved up completely (I always have it all the way back) and there was a pair of silver, scuffed up high heels and an iPod charger in the passenger seat. Nothing else was disturbed. My CDs were still there. The $2.83 in change I had in the console was still there. Just a pair of silver high heels and the charger.My wife thinks some drunk chick was trying to walk home, thought my car was her car and couldn't figure out how to get it started so she left. I think some drunk couple had a "session" in my back seat.I don't know what to make of it.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Yea, it sounded like he was looking for somewhere close.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
You can make a hat, or a broach, or a pteradactyl.Speaking of hiding car keysI don't know what to make of it.
cosjobs
Footballguy
a·mi·a·bleSay what now?
Having or displaying a friendly and pleasant manner.
con·viv·i·al
fond of feasting, drinking, and merry company
nailed it
McJose
Footballguy
He meant Meatballs.You can make a hat, or a broach, or a pteradactyl.Speaking of hiding car keysI don't know what to make of it.
cosjobs
Footballguy
I'm heading down to the Oregon coast this afternoon, then back up to Portland a couple of days.
Hoping -fish- makes it down there, so we can visit. I have hardly seem him at his house.
It was pretty weird. We have never met and he left his house key taped to the door Saturday night for me to let myself in. And he left a handle of bourbon on the counter for me.Weird in a good, amazing way.
Back to Gig Harbor Thur and on to Seattle and Drifter's spare bedroom Friday night. I think we plan on hitting the town pretty hard Fri night. Wouldn't be surprised to see Pigskin P and Britney Spears show up for the grand finale.
Hoping -fish- makes it down there, so we can visit. I have hardly seem him at his house.
It was pretty weird. We have never met and he left his house key taped to the door Saturday night for me to let myself in. And he left a handle of bourbon on the counter for me.Weird in a good, amazing way.
Back to Gig Harbor Thur and on to Seattle and Drifter's spare bedroom Friday night. I think we plan on hitting the town pretty hard Fri night. Wouldn't be surprised to see Pigskin P and Britney Spears show up for the grand finale.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Ahhhhhhh I see now.a·mi·a·bleSay what now?
Having or displaying a friendly and pleasant manner.
con·viv·i·al
fond of feasting, drinking, and merry company
nailed it
Never ehard of conviabitly
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Airplane! Down?He meant Meatballs.You can make a hat, or a broach, or a pteradactyl.Speaking of hiding car keysI don't know what to make of it.
McJose
Footballguy
Airplane! Down?He meant Meatballs.You can make a hat, or a broach, or a pteradactyl.Speaking of hiding car keysI don't know what to make of it.
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
Verdict coming for foxy knoxy now
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
Not guilty of all charges.
General Malaise
Footballguy
whoalet's go ahead and get her in here if we can.
-fish-
Footballguy
waiting for yandek interview.
Notorious T.R.E.
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You can make a hat, or a broach, or a pteradactyl.Speaking of hiding car keysI don't know what to make of it.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I would suggest you take 5 to Longview and then take 30 out to Astoria. From there, you can take 101 South to Cannon Beach. Probably take you 3 hours and change. Cannon Beach is a fun little town. Not sure if you are getting a room there or not. You could probably find a room in Astoria for tonight if you wanted...it's a good size town. The Shilo Inn is pretty nice there. But Cannon Beach is the gem of the Northern Oregon Coast. There are plenty of restaurants to choose from in Cannon Beach. The Stephanie Inn is very spendy, but a tremendous meal.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Welcome back!Seattle cornhole was a blast. Good to reconnect with FBGs.I'll resume posting in 6 months once I've caught up on the previous 899 pages.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
In no particular order-
Cal was named Student Of The Week, I'm pretty sure this was a peace offering for not making the Computer Club before I was able to get them to start another one.
I was at a client's picnic Saturday where I finally saw this gal a GB has been telling me about for a month or so. She's married but is a dirty, filthy slut that has banged at least 4 guys that he knows. Holy crap. She is gorgeous. Mid 20's, about 5'10 and has this really pretty girl next door look. I would say a 9 on my scale, 7 on the Offdee. Given the fact that she is a DFS makes her a 14 on my scale. I have to say I haven't stopped thinking about her.
For the first time in my life I have no desire to attend a Ram's game. I might just torch the rest of my tickets.
Speaking of the Rams, we had a scammer approach us at the tailgate yesterday:
Scammer: Hi! I'm collecting money to help get kids out of gangs. (Shows us a folder and an ID)
Cousin: We just gave money to some gal (pulling the same scam) a minute ago.
Scammer: Oh, yeah, that's the Junior Division, I'm the Senior Division.
Me: GTFO of here.
Scammer: No, it's true. I've found Jesus. He's our Lord and Savior you know?
Me: Let me see your paper work. (Opens the folder to reveal a single piece of paper that looks to be some "official document" and a State ID) Where does it say Senior Division?
Scammer: It doesn't.
Me: I thought you said you were in the Senior Division?
Scammer: I am.
Me: But it doesn't say that....
Scammer: No, but look (points to the ID) that's me on drugs.
Me: That's Snoop Dog.
Scammer: No, that me on drugs.
Me: Snoop Dog is on drugs.
Scammer: That's not Snoop Dog!
Me: (holds ID up to his parallel up to his head) No way this is you. SNOOP DOGGY DOG IS IN THE MOTHER####ING HOUSE!!
Scammer: I don't do drugs, I've found Jesus.
Me: What's your favorite bible verse?
Scammer: He who believes in me....valley of death...and helps all of the poor shall be welcomed into the Kingdom Of Heaven!!
Me: Ah, Cornithians 34:12
Scammer: Yes
Me: (Trying not to laugh) What's your second favorite bible verse?
Scammer: Um, that's a tough one.....
Me: We have a lot pork tenderloin left, how about a sandwich?
Scammer: (Points in a general direction) Those people fed me God bless them.
Me: Gangbangers don't get hungry?
Scammer: So, um, sir, can you help me out?
Me: I'm kind of stoned right now. It sounds like you don't want my money.
Scammer: I've found Jesus.
Me: Here's 5 dollars, get out of here.
My Aunt died Thursday night, I think this is about my 15th wake this year.
FREE TUFNEL & ZOOKS!!!!
Cal was named Student Of The Week, I'm pretty sure this was a peace offering for not making the Computer Club before I was able to get them to start another one.
I was at a client's picnic Saturday where I finally saw this gal a GB has been telling me about for a month or so. She's married but is a dirty, filthy slut that has banged at least 4 guys that he knows. Holy crap. She is gorgeous. Mid 20's, about 5'10 and has this really pretty girl next door look. I would say a 9 on my scale, 7 on the Offdee. Given the fact that she is a DFS makes her a 14 on my scale. I have to say I haven't stopped thinking about her.
For the first time in my life I have no desire to attend a Ram's game. I might just torch the rest of my tickets.
Speaking of the Rams, we had a scammer approach us at the tailgate yesterday:
Scammer: Hi! I'm collecting money to help get kids out of gangs. (Shows us a folder and an ID)
Cousin: We just gave money to some gal (pulling the same scam) a minute ago.
Scammer: Oh, yeah, that's the Junior Division, I'm the Senior Division.
Me:
GTFO of here. Scammer: No, it's true. I've found Jesus. He's our Lord and Savior you know?
Me: Let me see your paper work. (Opens the folder to reveal a single piece of paper that looks to be some "official document" and a State ID) Where does it say Senior Division?
Scammer: It doesn't.
Me: I thought you said you were in the Senior Division?
Scammer: I am.
Me: But it doesn't say that....
Scammer: No, but look (points to the ID) that's me on drugs.
Me: That's Snoop Dog.
Scammer: No, that me on drugs.
Me: Snoop Dog is on drugs.
Scammer: That's not Snoop Dog!
Me: (holds ID up to his parallel up to his head) No way this is you. SNOOP DOGGY DOG IS IN THE MOTHER####ING HOUSE!!
Scammer: I don't do drugs, I've found Jesus.
Me: What's your favorite bible verse?
Scammer: He who believes in me....valley of death...and helps all of the poor shall be welcomed into the Kingdom Of Heaven!!
Me: Ah, Cornithians 34:12
Scammer: Yes
Me: (Trying not to laugh) What's your second favorite bible verse?
Scammer: Um, that's a tough one.....
Me: We have a lot pork tenderloin left, how about a sandwich?
Scammer: (Points in a general direction) Those people fed me God bless them.
Me: Gangbangers don't get hungry?
Scammer: So, um, sir, can you help me out?
Me: I'm kind of stoned right now. It sounds like you don't want my money.
Scammer: I've found Jesus.
Me: Here's 5 dollars, get out of here.
My Aunt died Thursday night, I think this is about my 15th wake this year.
FREE TUFNEL & ZOOKS!!!!
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Good luck?Code:1 JVARTO1 12-3 44.0 1 THORNY 12-3 43.0 1 ANDY COOPER 12-3 42.0
cosjobs
Footballguy
Priceline gave me the Holiday Inn in Seaside. I plan on checking in, then driving down to Cannon beach, it looks pretty close.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Scammer wins again.
At the Vikings tailgate lot they at least give you some M&Ms for your money.
At the Vikings tailgate lot they at least give you some M&Ms for your money.
wadegarrett
FFA Legend™
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
I've found Jesus and I don't know any bible verses. Can I have 5 bucks?
Lieutenant Dan
Footballguy
so the scam worked... twice.In no particular order-
Cal was named Student Of The Week, I'm pretty sure this was a peace offering for not making the Computer Club before I was able to get them to start another one.
I was at a client's picnic Saturday where I finally saw this gal a GB has been telling me about for a month or so. She's married but is a dirty, filthy slut that has banged at least 4 guys that he knows. Holy crap. She is gorgeous. Mid 20's, about 5'10 and has this really pretty girl next door look. I would say a 9 on my scale, 7 on the Offdee. Given the fact that she is a DFS makes her a 14 on my scale. I have to say I haven't stopped thinking about her.
For the first time in my life I have no desire to attend a Ram's game. I might just torch the rest of my tickets.
Speaking of the Rams, we had a scammer approach us at the tailgate yesterday:
Scammer: Hi! I'm collecting money to help get kids out of gangs. (Shows us a folder and an ID)
Cousin: We just gave money to some gal (pulling the same scam) a minute ago.
Scammer: Oh, yeah, that's the Junior Division, I'm the Senior Division.
Me:
Scammer: No, it's true. I've found Jesus. He's our Lord and Savior you know?
Me: Let me see your paper work. (Opens the folder to reveal a single piece of paper that looks to be some "official document" and a State ID) Where does it say Senior Division?
Scammer: It doesn't.
Me: I thought you said you were in the Senior Division?
Scammer: I am.
Me: But it doesn't say that....
Scammer: No, but look (points to the ID) that's me on drugs.
Me: That's Snoop Dog.
Scammer: No, that me on drugs.
Me: Snoop Dog is on drugs.
Scammer: That's not Snoop Dog!
Me: (holds ID up to his parallel up to his head) No way this is you. SNOOP DOGGY DOG IS IN THE MOTHER####ING HOUSE!!
Scammer: I don't do drugs, I've found Jesus.
Me: What's your favorite bible verse?
Scammer: He who believes in me....valley of death...and helps all of the poor shall be welcomed into the Kingdom Of Heaven!!
Me: Ah, Cornithians 34:12
Scammer: Yes
Me: (Trying not to laugh) What's your second favorite bible verse?
Scammer: Um, that's a tough one.....
Me: We have a lot pork tenderloin left, how about a sandwich?
Scammer: (Points in a general direction) Those people fed me God bless them.
Me: Gangbangers don't get hungry?
Scammer: So, um, sir, can you help me out?
Me: I'm kind of stoned right now. It sounds like you don't want my money.
Scammer: I've found Jesus.
Me: Here's 5 dollars, get out of here.
My Aunt died Thursday night, I think this is about my 15th wake this year.
FREE TUFNEL & ZOOKS!!!!
McJose
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Perfect.
Dr. Awesome
Footballguy
Sounds like an easy way to make $5.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I was bored and a little high and felt like messing with him. I took up about 10 minutes of his time and felt like I got 5 bucks worth.Yeah we get those as well as kids trolling for dough. Oh your kid wants to go to Florida to play baseball/football/basketball/hockey/compete in karate? You know who else wants to go to Florida? I WANT TO GO TO FLORIDA!!! Parents, how about teaching your kids to work or sell a product or service instead of beg? WTF is wrong with you? This mentality is what's wrong with this country.
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good thing I told cosjobs to try and find you. otherwise, he might have been flying to Ohio to look for someone named Gusher.Seattle cornhole was a blast. Good to reconnect with FBGs.I'll resume posting in 6 months once I've caught up on the previous 899 pages.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
I'll buy you a beer. Yes.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Cosjobs is driving a convertible Camero.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
wned:
Thorn
Footballguy
Good luck?Code:1 JVARTO1 12-3 44.0 1 THORNY 12-3 43.0 1 ANDY COOPER 12-3 42.0
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