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Apartment building parking lot? Carrying her in down?What?Daughter fell asleep in the car on the way home from school. I'm stuck in the parking lot, about 50 feet from a nice cold beer, but can't just leave here here. I tried to wake her up, but she wasn't having any of it
I don't know, man. I'm completely baffled.Apartment building parking lot? Carrying her in down?What?Daughter fell asleep in the car on the way home from school. I'm stuck in the parking lot, about 50 feet from a nice cold beer, but can't just leave here here. I tried to wake her up, but she wasn't having any of it
Now imagine there's someone in that lot talking on their cell while hula hooping.I don't know, man. I'm completely baffled.Apartment building parking lot? Carrying her in down?What?Daughter fell asleep in the car on the way home from school. I'm stuck in the parking lot, about 50 feet from a nice cold beer, but can't just leave here here. I tried to wake her up, but she wasn't having any of it
Hmm... Pretend you have all the fixin's for making a great sandwich in your car, except the bread is locked inside a box. In order to unlock the box, you have to go inside to get a key. But if you go inside, someone might steal all your meat and fixin's.What?Daughter fell asleep in the car on the way home from school. I'm stuck in the parking lot, about 50 feet from a nice cold beer, but can't just leave here here. I tried to wake her up, but she wasn't having any of it
Hmm... Pretend you have all the fixin's for making a great sandwich in your car, except the bread is locked inside a box. In order to unlock the box, you have to go inside to get a key. But if you go inside, someone might steal all your meat and fixin's.What?Daughter fell asleep in the car on the way home from school. I'm stuck in the parking lot, about 50 feet from a nice cold beer, but can't just leave here here. I tried to wake her up, but she wasn't having any of it
She started kindergarten a month+ ago and has been overtired/sick since it started. She's completely exhausted because she no longer gets to nap. I have never successfully taken her from napping in the car to napping inside in her whole life. She wakes up instantly. And yes, apartment buildingNow imagine there's someone in that lot talking on their cell while hula hooping.I don't know, man. I'm completely baffled.Apartment building parking lot? Carrying her in down?What?Daughter fell asleep in the car on the way home from school. I'm stuck in the parking lot, about 50 feet from a nice cold beer, but can't just leave here here. I tried to wake her up, but she wasn't having any of it
Hmm... Pretend you have all the fixin's for making a great sandwich in your car, except the bread is locked inside a box. In order to unlock the box, you have to go inside to get a key. But if you go inside, someone might steal all your meat and fixin's.What?Daughter fell asleep in the car on the way home from school. I'm stuck in the parking lot, about 50 feet from a nice cold beer, but can't just leave here here. I tried to wake her up, but she wasn't having any of it
Look, I'm assuming that you drove home and are sitting in the parking lot of your apartment, right? What I don't get is the fact that you're not going to wake your daughter up or carry her inside, but rather just sit in the car until she wakes up? Seems weird/creepy.
Completely creepy - not the first or last time I'll do something that someone thinks is creepy.Hmm... Pretend you have all the fixin's for making a great sandwich in your car, except the bread is locked inside a box. In order to unlock the box, you have to go inside to get a key. But if you go inside, someone might steal all your meat and fixin's.What?Daughter fell asleep in the car on the way home from school. I'm stuck in the parking lot, about 50 feet from a nice cold beer, but can't just leave here here. I tried to wake her up, but she wasn't having any of it
1. I drive a mini Cooper, so it's hard to get her out of the back2. I just tried, and failed yet again to bring her from the car to the apartment without waking her3. I'm now watching Caillou, but at least I have beer
I was contemplating this all day. No shtick. My reasoning is this, "I like this drinking at night thing. Keeps me even keeled. But if I keep sloshing through 7-10 beers a night all that work at the gym will be for naught. Might be time to switch to bourbon or scotch. Cheaper too. Makes more room in the fridge. No sure how I'll sell this to the wife though..."
Let me get this straight. In some apartment building parking lot is a drunk dad sucking down a beer in a minicooper while watching Caillou with a sleeping child in the back? Pay someone to take a picture and I can guarantee you internet fame for at least 2 days.ETA: Please tell us you're a big man too. Legs smushed against the steering wheel, head scratching the roof. Like Bowser in his go cart.Completely creepy - not the first or last time I'll do something that someone thinks is creepy.Hmm... Pretend you have all the fixin's for making a great sandwich in your car, except the bread is locked inside a box. In order to unlock the box, you have to go inside to get a key. But if you go inside, someone might steal all your meat and fixin's.What?Daughter fell asleep in the car on the way home from school. I'm stuck in the parking lot, about 50 feet from a nice cold beer, but can't just leave here here. I tried to wake her up, but she wasn't having any of it
500mgWhat dosage?This stupid vicodin pill isn't working!
Drink the beer on the ride home, rook.
Hmm... Pretend you have all the fixin's for making a great sandwich in your car, except the bread is locked inside a box. In order to unlock the box, you have to go inside to get a key. But if you go inside, someone might steal all your meat and fixin's.What?Daughter fell asleep in the car on the way home from school. I'm stuck in the parking lot, about 50 feet from a nice cold beer, but can't just leave here here. I tried to wake her up, but she wasn't having any of it
Hmm... Pretend you have all the fixin's for making a great sandwich in your car, except the bread is locked inside a box. In order to unlock the box, you have to go inside to get a key. But if you go inside, someone might steal all your meat and fixin's.What?Daughter fell asleep in the car on the way home from school. I'm stuck in the parking lot, about 50 feet from a nice cold beer, but can't just leave here here. I tried to wake her up, but she wasn't having any of it
so good
I've seen the name of that show probably 100 times in the last few years but had no idea what the hell it is.I finally googled it.Does that kid have cancer or something?
How the hell do you say his name? His name's Cailou right?
how much of your soul does your wife have left to suck out of you? this is critical information.I was contemplating this all day. No shtick. My reasoning is this, "I like this drinking at night thing. Keeps me even keeled. But if I keep sloshing through 7-10 beers a night all that work at the gym will be for naught. Might be time to switch to bourbon or scotch. Cheaper too. Makes more room in the fridge. No sure how I'll sell this to the wife though..."
Close. He's infected with neohippy douchebaggery.
:finger:
Followed the sage advice of GMTAN and woke the kid up while trying to retrieve her from the backseat and carry her in. She turned on Caillou once we got inside and I'm sitting next to her, reading the interwebs and drinking a tasty Gritty McDuff's 21 IPA. Living the dream.
Hey, he's a little kid. He's not supposed to be bald. It's OK for a man in his 50s, like yourself, to have no hair.
He's a whiny little Canadian ##### and his parents are #######s who just enable him.
Easy, killer. I do what I want for the most part. I even just dropped the bourbon idea on her casually and she laughed and smiled. "I want a burrito to eat during the game. I'm craving a big fat steak burrito. With some bourbon."how much of your soul does your wife have left to suck out of you? this is critical information.I was contemplating this all day. No shtick. My reasoning is this, "I like this drinking at night thing. Keeps me even keeled. But if I keep sloshing through 7-10 beers a night all that work at the gym will be for naught. Might be time to switch to bourbon or scotch. Cheaper too. Makes more room in the fridge. No sure how I'll sell this to the wife though..."
I concur but I appreciated the 2 months that he was my kid's favorite cartoon. At least he was polite. Now when I ask the boys to take a shower I they threatened to kill me in my sleep. THANKS SPONGEBOB!He's a whiny little Canadian ##### and his parents are #######s who just enable him.
My wife bought me a case of 1.75 JD yesterday. winningEasy, killer. I do what I want for the most part. I even just dropped the bourbon idea on her casually and she laughed and smiled. "I want a burrito to eat during the game. I'm craving a big fat steak burrito. With some bourbon."how much of your soul does your wife have left to suck out of you? this is critical information.I was contemplating this all day. No shtick. My reasoning is this, "I like this drinking at night thing. Keeps me even keeled. But if I keep sloshing through 7-10 beers a night all that work at the gym will be for naught. Might be time to switch to bourbon or scotch. Cheaper too. Makes more room in the fridge. No sure how I'll sell this to the wife though..."
She smiled, laughed, and tried to understand how a steak burrito would taste with whiskey.
Update: she just left. I wish I could say she's getting me the bourbon, but it was a tough sell. I tried hard. My only chance is that she's going to the library and the liquor store is directly across the street. She acted like she wasn't going to get it, but she sometimes does that just to surprise me.
:fingers crossed:
serious suggestion: go with wine. a glass of wine after work is very relaxing, not as filling as beer, and may lead to sexy time with the wife. cocktail tends to be a solo effort. going home to your wife and pouring yourself a cocktail immediately after work is for when you need a stiff drink to transition from work to home.Easy, killer. I do what I want for the most part. I even just dropped the bourbon idea on her casually and she laughed and smiled. "I want a burrito to eat during the game. I'm craving a big fat steak burrito. With some bourbon."how much of your soul does your wife have left to suck out of you? this is critical information.I was contemplating this all day. No shtick. My reasoning is this, "I like this drinking at night thing. Keeps me even keeled. But if I keep sloshing through 7-10 beers a night all that work at the gym will be for naught. Might be time to switch to bourbon or scotch. Cheaper too. Makes more room in the fridge. No sure how I'll sell this to the wife though..."
She smiled, laughed, and tried to understand how a steak burrito would taste with whiskey.
Update: she just left. I wish I could say she's getting me the bourbon, but it was a tough sell. I tried hard. My only chance is that she's going to the library and the liquor store is directly across the street. She acted like she wasn't going to get it, but she sometimes does that just to surprise me.
:fingers crossed:
Her other favorite cartoon is Olivia. I actually think that show is pretty decent. Teaches a good lesson and self confidence, etcI concur but I appreciated the 2 months that he was my kid's favorite cartoon. At least he was polite. Now when I ask the boys to take a shower I they threatened to kill me in my sleep. THANKS SPONGEBOB!He's a whiny little Canadian ##### and his parents are #######s who just enable him.
Just got an idea to meta this up. I'm going to text her, saying about how I have a bet with my ifriends on whether she'll get the Jimmy Beam. Pics of steak burrito and bourbon if I score. I expect internet fame to follow, or at least temporary mention on GPJ's sig list.Easy, killer. I do what I want for the most part. I even just dropped the bourbon idea on her casually and she laughed and smiled. "I want a burrito to eat during the game. I'm craving a big fat steak burrito. With some bourbon."how much of your soul does your wife have left to suck out of you? this is critical information.I was contemplating this all day. No shtick. My reasoning is this, "I like this drinking at night thing. Keeps me even keeled. But if I keep sloshing through 7-10 beers a night all that work at the gym will be for naught. Might be time to switch to bourbon or scotch. Cheaper too. Makes more room in the fridge. No sure how I'll sell this to the wife though..."
She smiled, laughed, and tried to understand how a steak burrito would taste with whiskey.
Update: she just left. I wish I could say she's getting me the bourbon, but it was a tough sell. I tried hard. My only chance is that she's going to the library and the liquor store is directly across the street. She acted like she wasn't going to get it, but she sometimes does that just to surprise me.
:fingers crossed:
Bob once again living up to his i-hero status.My wife bought me a case of 1.75 JD yesterday. winningEasy, killer. I do what I want for the most part. I even just dropped the bourbon idea on her casually and she laughed and smiled. "I want a burrito to eat during the game. I'm craving a big fat steak burrito. With some bourbon."how much of your soul does your wife have left to suck out of you? this is critical information.I was contemplating this all day. No shtick. My reasoning is this, "I like this drinking at night thing. Keeps me even keeled. But if I keep sloshing through 7-10 beers a night all that work at the gym will be for naught. Might be time to switch to bourbon or scotch. Cheaper too. Makes more room in the fridge. No sure how I'll sell this to the wife though..."
She smiled, laughed, and tried to understand how a steak burrito would taste with whiskey.
Update: she just left. I wish I could say she's getting me the bourbon, but it was a tough sell. I tried hard. My only chance is that she's going to the library and the liquor store is directly across the street. She acted like she wasn't going to get it, but she sometimes does that just to surprise me.
:fingers crossed:
Think I'll steal Truck and Frosty list sig shtick and list my i-heros.
You're only supposed to take 1?500mgWhat dosage?This stupid vicodin pill isn't working!
Maybe she's dreaming about seeing Jesus?Daughter fell asleep in the car on the way home from school. I'm stuck in the parking lot, about 50 feet from a nice cold beer, but can't just leave here here. I tried to wake her up, but she wasn't having any of it
Hmm... Pretend you have all the fixin's for making a great sandwich in your car, except the bread is locked inside a box. In order to unlock the box, you have to go inside to get a key. But if you go inside, someone might steal all your meat and fixin's.What?Daughter fell asleep in the car on the way home from school. I'm stuck in the parking lot, about 50 feet from a nice cold beer, but can't just leave here here. I tried to wake her up, but she wasn't having any of it
Bob once again living up to his i-hero status.My wife bought me a case of 1.75 JD yesterday. winningEasy, killer. I do what I want for the most part. I even just dropped the bourbon idea on her casually and she laughed and smiled. "I want a burrito to eat during the game. I'm craving a big fat steak burrito. With some bourbon."how much of your soul does your wife have left to suck out of you? this is critical information.I was contemplating this all day. No shtick. My reasoning is this, "I like this drinking at night thing. Keeps me even keeled. But if I keep sloshing through 7-10 beers a night all that work at the gym will be for naught. Might be time to switch to bourbon or scotch. Cheaper too. Makes more room in the fridge. No sure how I'll sell this to the wife though..."
She smiled, laughed, and tried to understand how a steak burrito would taste with whiskey.
Update: she just left. I wish I could say she's getting me the bourbon, but it was a tough sell. I tried hard. My only chance is that she's going to the library and the liquor store is directly across the street. She acted like she wasn't going to get it, but she sometimes does that just to surprise me.
:fingers crossed:
Not sure whether to put Bob on there or Mrs. SLB. Because let's be honest, she's the real hero here.
Had some of this stuff last weekendPouring macallan 18 right now... (which the wife bought)
Puckdrop imminent...
How many bald 4 year olds do you know??
