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GM's thread about nothing (90 Viewers)

Drinking glorious whiskey and basking in the glow of the Rangers victory right here.

Is it bad that every time they showed a crowd shot during the Rangers game, I focused on the folks that appeared to be in their 40s who were wearing their hundred dollar Ranger gear, looked well rested, weren't covered in spitup, and were drinking and having a good time at a baseball game on a school night? They'll never had to deal with parenting a seven week old soul sucking parasite again.

 
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I don't remember if Leeroy Jenkins posts in this thread, but let me be the first to say, "Congratulations, you poor, dumb *******."

 
'-fish- said:
holy cow. just cut and ran from the craziest woman I've ever met. knew her all of 5 days. so glad I found out fast--this was heights of psycho I've never seen. tip for the youngsters: make sure you have at least one or two smoking hot friends. they are able to instantly draw the hidden crazy darkness to the surface, exposing it to the light. it's like a superpower.and yes, she did prove once again what they say about crazy chicks.
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This goes in reverse as well. A guy I'd had a couple of dates with went over the edge when he met me out with my gfs...hit on every last one of them despite me telling him several were family. The dooshiness comes to the surface around hot friends. :hifive:
 
'kevzilla said:
'krista4 said:
'Thorn said:
'-fish- said:
'krista4 said:
'-fish- said:
still waiting for k4 to weigh in here.
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Sorry, have been working on a write-up for vrbo, which is more of a PITA than I imagined it would be.This is substantially greater crazy than I could have hoped for. A bit disappointed you won't see her again, just for our amusement (also, you know that you can use that crazy to your advantage in certain areas). How many times has she called/texted you today?
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Texts began 45 minutes ago. Numerous apologies and one "can I come over and talk.". My return texts are ensuring that I burn this bridge completely to the ground so I'm not tempted by crazy apology sex.
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k4>why are you not on my gmtan text/pic list? remedy asap plz.
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What means this? Do I give my cell # and I get crazy messages and pics? If so, sign me up! PM coming.
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Careful what you wish for, I think this is how the whole Brett Favre junk thing started.
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In.
 
'Early_10 said:
'-fish- said:
holy cow. just cut and ran from the craziest woman I've ever met. knew her all of 5 days. so glad I found out fast--this was heights of psycho I've never seen. tip for the youngsters: make sure you have at least one or two smoking hot friends. they are able to instantly draw the hidden crazy darkness to the surface, exposing it to the light. it's like a superpower.and yes, she did prove once again what they say about crazy chicks.
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This goes in reverse as well. A guy I'd had a couple of dates with went over the edge when he met me out with my gfs...hit on every last one of them despite me telling him several were family. The dooshiness comes to the surface around hot friends. :hifive:
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:lmao: that's some pretty smooth game there
 
'Kirby said:
'krista4 said:
One of my friends has the following Facebook status: "The midget that spins signs in front of our store was killed by a hit & run. Rest in peace, Lugnut"

I thought it was some sort of joke that I wasn't getting. But in reading the comments, no, a midget named Lugnut really died in a hit-and-run outside of her store. :loco:
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Did Joe have something to do with it? :mellow:
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I always wondered if those sign-holder guys ever felt at risk standing next to traffic all day long. Oh, the driver was drunk :sadbanana:

 
'Guster said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Yesterday started for me with a phone call with this news. This is the daughter of a friend of ours. Couldn't stop crying yesterday so I got ####ty, ####ty, drunk. I seriously hate life at times. What a ####### joke.
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You've had a terrible run of luck recently. Sorry to hear that. You're due for an incredible streak of good luck
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Thanks to you and everybody else. I really can't consider this my luck however. I've had a pretty damn good life so far & have no room to complain. My heart just seems to be getting a little softer every year and these things bother me. I can't stand seeing people in pain. Oh yeah, last night I was down in the basement watching the game/doing bills and I emerged to find Mrs. SLB bawling her eyes out. Turns out yesterday was 1 year from when her Dad decided to stop dialysis. I gave her a long, big, hug and choked back my emotions when the phone rings. It was her BFF that wanted to let her know that her Mom just succumbed to cancer. :lmao: :no: :sigh: I don't know...Shuke, please post that exercise/stretch again that helped your feet. TIA

Please keep up the funny in here, I'll try not to bring it down any more.

 
'dharmapunk said:
Is it bad that Fatal Attraction was one of my earliest, um, 'materials' to explore this thing people told me was just 'puberty'? I had a VHS player in my room and a tape with various sex scenes I'd recorded from HBO films, chief among them being when Michael Douglas first plows Glenn Close against a wall.

Why did I just admit that?
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:thumbup: Nothing to be ashamed of. What else do you have on that VHS tape? I'm sure we all have old tapes like this. We should start a GMTAN book club, except instead of books we would use (pun intended) old VHS tapes of sex scenes from HBO movies in the 80's. I know the GMTAN Fantasy Football League never took off, but I think there is potential for the "GMTAN VHS HBO Sex Scenes Video Club". Who's with me on this? I know GM will be down for this, and he'll probably gain about 20 pounds from all the "jerk" chicken he'll be consuming once this starts rolling. Anyone else that's interested, just PM Shuke for details.

 
'Gadzooks said:
'dharmapunk said:
Is it bad that Fatal Attraction was one of my earliest, um, 'materials' to explore this thing people told me was just 'puberty'? I had a VHS player in my room and a tape with various sex scenes I'd recorded from HBO films, chief among them being when Michael Douglas first plows Glenn Close against a wall.

Why did I just admit that?
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:thumbup: Nothing to be ashamed of. What else do you have on that VHS tape? I'm sure we all have old tapes like this. We should start a GMTAN book club, except instead of books we would use (pun intended) old VHS tapes of sex scenes from HBO movies in the 80's. I know the GMTAN Fantasy Football League never took off, but I think there is potential for the "GMTAN VHS HBO Sex Scenes Video Club". Who's with me on this? I know GM will be down for this, and he'll probably gain about 20 pounds from all the "jerk" chicken he'll be consuming once this starts rolling. Anyone else that's interested, just PM Shuke for details.
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I didn't have any tapes so I had to just use whatever sitcom happened to be on TV. Pretty sure that technique totally stunted my emotional and sexual development.
 
SLB: sorry about the little girl and everything else. Consider yourself i-hugged from me.

Krista: sorry about the midget.

Fish: sorry/congrats on the crazy chick.

GM: I want more stories about your family.

 
'fatguyinalittlecoat said:
'Gadzooks said:
'dharmapunk said:
Is it bad that Fatal Attraction was one of my earliest, um, 'materials' to explore this thing people told me was just 'puberty'? I had a VHS player in my room and a tape with various sex scenes I'd recorded from HBO films, chief among them being when Michael Douglas first plows Glenn Close against a wall.

Why did I just admit that?
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:thumbup: Nothing to be ashamed of. What else do you have on that VHS tape? I'm sure we all have old tapes like this. We should start a GMTAN book club, except instead of books we would use (pun intended) old VHS tapes of sex scenes from HBO movies in the 80's. I know the GMTAN Fantasy Football League never took off, but I think there is potential for the "GMTAN VHS HBO Sex Scenes Video Club". Who's with me on this? I know GM will be down for this, and he'll probably gain about 20 pounds from all the "jerk" chicken he'll be consuming once this starts rolling. Anyone else that's interested, just PM Shuke for details.
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I didn't have any tapes so I had to just use whatever sitcom happened to be on TV. Pretty sure that technique totally stunted my emotional and sexual development.
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Laverne or Shirley?
 
'Sconch said:
'fatguyinalittlecoat said:
'Gadzooks said:
'dharmapunk said:
Is it bad that Fatal Attraction was one of my earliest, um, 'materials' to explore this thing people told me was just 'puberty'? I had a VHS player in my room and a tape with various sex scenes I'd recorded from HBO films, chief among them being when Michael Douglas first plows Glenn Close against a wall.

Why did I just admit that?
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:thumbup: Nothing to be ashamed of. What else do you have on that VHS tape? I'm sure we all have old tapes like this. We should start a GMTAN book club, except instead of books we would use (pun intended) old VHS tapes of sex scenes from HBO movies in the 80's. I know the GMTAN Fantasy Football League never took off, but I think there is potential for the "GMTAN VHS HBO Sex Scenes Video Club". Who's with me on this? I know GM will be down for this, and he'll probably gain about 20 pounds from all the "jerk" chicken he'll be consuming once this starts rolling. Anyone else that's interested, just PM Shuke for details.
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I didn't have any tapes so I had to just use whatever sitcom happened to be on TV. Pretty sure that technique totally stunted my emotional and sexual development.
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Laverne or Shirley?
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Flo or Alice?
 
'wadegarrett said:
'Sconch said:
'fatguyinalittlecoat said:
'Gadzooks said:
'dharmapunk said:
Is it bad that Fatal Attraction was one of my earliest, um, 'materials' to explore this thing people told me was just 'puberty'? I had a VHS player in my room and a tape with various sex scenes I'd recorded from HBO films, chief among them being when Michael Douglas first plows Glenn Close against a wall.

Why did I just admit that?
Click to expand...
:thumbup: Nothing to be ashamed of. What else do you have on that VHS tape? I'm sure we all have old tapes like this. We should start a GMTAN book club, except instead of books we would use (pun intended) old VHS tapes of sex scenes from HBO movies in the 80's. I know the GMTAN Fantasy Football League never took off, but I think there is potential for the "GMTAN VHS HBO Sex Scenes Video Club". Who's with me on this? I know GM will be down for this, and he'll probably gain about 20 pounds from all the "jerk" chicken he'll be consuming once this starts rolling. Anyone else that's interested, just PM Shuke for details.
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I didn't have any tapes so I had to just use whatever sitcom happened to be on TV. Pretty sure that technique totally stunted my emotional and sexual development.
Click to expand...
Laverne or Shirley?
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Flo or Alice?
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Jake or the Fatman?
 
'wadegarrett said:
'Sconch said:
'fatguyinalittlecoat said:
'Gadzooks said:
'dharmapunk said:
Is it bad that Fatal Attraction was one of my earliest, um, 'materials' to explore this thing people told me was just 'puberty'? I had a VHS player in my room and a tape with various sex scenes I'd recorded from HBO films, chief among them being when Michael Douglas first plows Glenn Close against a wall.

Why did I just admit that?
Click to expand...
:thumbup: Nothing to be ashamed of. What else do you have on that VHS tape? I'm sure we all have old tapes like this. We should start a GMTAN book club, except instead of books we would use (pun intended) old VHS tapes of sex scenes from HBO movies in the 80's. I know the GMTAN Fantasy Football League never took off, but I think there is potential for the "GMTAN VHS HBO Sex Scenes Video Club". Who's with me on this? I know GM will be down for this, and he'll probably gain about 20 pounds from all the "jerk" chicken he'll be consuming once this starts rolling. Anyone else that's interested, just PM Shuke for details.
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I didn't have any tapes so I had to just use whatever sitcom happened to be on TV. Pretty sure that technique totally stunted my emotional and sexual development.
Click to expand...
Laverne or Shirley?
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Flo or Alice?
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Arnold or Willis? :unsure:
 
'fatguyinalittlecoat said:
'Gadzooks said:
'dharmapunk said:
Is it bad that Fatal Attraction was one of my earliest, um, 'materials' to explore this thing people told me was just 'puberty'? I had a VHS player in my room and a tape with various sex scenes I'd recorded from HBO films, chief among them being when Michael Douglas first plows Glenn Close against a wall.

Why did I just admit that?
Click to expand...
:thumbup: Nothing to be ashamed of. What else do you have on that VHS tape? I'm sure we all have old tapes like this. We should start a GMTAN book club, except instead of books we would use (pun intended) old VHS tapes of sex scenes from HBO movies in the 80's. I know the GMTAN Fantasy Football League never took off, but I think there is potential for the "GMTAN VHS HBO Sex Scenes Video Club". Who's with me on this? I know GM will be down for this, and he'll probably gain about 20 pounds from all the "jerk" chicken he'll be consuming once this starts rolling. Anyone else that's interested, just PM Shuke for details.
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I didn't have any tapes so I had to just use whatever sitcom happened to be on TV. Pretty sure that technique totally stunted my emotional and sexual development.
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Dance Party USA
 
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