GM's thread about nothing (25 Viewers)

[Buck Bradcanon]

Rangers in 6.

 

[Disco Stu]

here you go

I'm losing track- is that Knuckles?

Ok, I know I'm going to catch holy hell for this, but I'm going to say it anyway -When I first saw the pic, I thought Rover was messing with me by posting a pic of Krista instead.

:ducks and runs for the hills:

This is made funnier by Krista's reply to the picture...

She has the crazy eyes! How did you not see this?!?!

 

[Guster]

And because I feel guilty about bringing this thread down when it had been very entertaining today, I hereby offer you this incredibly embarrassing and cringe-worthy version of my white-man's overbite dance from the late 90s.

Sooooo hot.

So this is the quiet outtake? Where is the rest of it? Was this part of your audition reel for A Different World??

 

[Captain Quinoa]

And because I feel guilty about bringing this thread down when it had been very entertaining today, I hereby offer you this incredibly embarrassing and cringe-worthy version of my white-man's overbite dance from the late 90s.

Sooooo hot.

So this is the quiet outtake? Where is the rest of it? Was this part of your audition reel for A Different World??

"Okay.. Token white girl audition Take 1.. aaand... Action!"

 

[Disco Stu]

And because I feel guilty about bringing this thread down when it had been very entertaining today, I hereby offer you this incredibly embarrassing and cringe-worthy version of my white-man's overbite dance from the late 90s.

Sooooo hot.

So this is the quiet outtake? Where is the rest of it? Was this part of your audition reel for A Different World??

And here's the

.

 

[Disco Stu]

Opening theme Performed byhoebe Snow (season 1)Aretha Franklin (seasons 2–5)Boyz II Men (season 6)

I did not know that. :carson:

 

[Kendall_z]

Where is Kendall?

Hey.

 

[-fish-]

lol @ rude's summary.

Promised we'd only stay out til 12 last night. Got home at 1:45. Have to go to a school play this morning and then drive to Seattle for a client meeting. Daytime fish hates nighttime fish. He's a selfish ### that does nothing but drink, spend my money and hang out with women of questionable morals, and then leaves me sleep-deprived and hungover.

She does not look like Krista.

 

[-fish-]

I just watched that video about 20 times in a row. Can someone make that a .gif that loops please?

 

[YSR]

And because I feel guilty about bringing this thread down when it had been very entertaining today, I hereby offer you this incredibly embarrassing and cringe-worthy version of my white-man's overbite dance from the late 90s.

Is that a velour top?

 

[-fish-]

I have so many questions about that video, but I don't have time. K4>I love you for posting that.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Thorn, was this your handiwork last night:

http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2011/10/bruins_bottle.jpg

 

[Keys Myaths]

And because I feel guilty about bringing this thread down when it had been very entertaining today, I hereby offer you this incredibly embarrassing and cringe-worthy version of my white-man's overbite dance from the late 90s.

Sooooo hot.

So this is the quiet outtake? Where is the rest of it? Was this part of your audition reel for A Different World??

"Okay.. Token white girl audition Take 1.. aaand... Action!"

And looking up A Different World on Wikipedia just wasted a half hour of my life. I now know everything I've ever wanted to know about Denise's pregnancy, The Cosby Show, Cheers, the top 50 shows of all time as rated by TV Guide, and the Tonight Show.Bleh.

 

[cosjobs]

And because I feel guilty about bringing this thread down when it had been very entertaining today, I hereby offer you this incredibly embarrassing and cringe-worthy version of my white-man's overbite dance from the late 90s.

Sooooo hot.

So this is the quiet outtake? Where is the rest of it? Was this part of your audition reel for A Different World??

I never knew Marissa Tomei was in that.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

crazy chick asked me to go to a slasher movie with her to get in the halloween spirit. I can't resist the irony.

This is starting to become thread worthy, full of posts with texting transcripts for our humorous deconstruction.

she wants to see this

You MUST get a pic of this girl, some how, some way.

here you go

I'm losing track- is that Knuckles?

Ok, I know I'm going to catch holy hell for this, but I'm going to say it anyway -When I first saw the pic, I thought Rover was messing with me by posting a pic of Krista instead.

:ducks and runs for the hills:

x infinity

 

[Dungeon Master]

Now having the "Cat Shirt Bob" conversation. I hate you facebook.

We'll need a summary, preferably on your Facebook wall. I'll take a PM.

Actually it went surprising well. wife "Hey, so someone named Cat Shirt Bob commented on a picture of Ben on facebook. Friend of yours?"me "yep"wife "Some weird internet friend?"me "yep"wife "what kind of name is Cat Shirt Bob?"me "I guess he didn't want to use his real name."wife "so what, he just wears a cat shirt all day and calls himself cat shirt bob?"me "I guess"wife "I'm so glad he can see pictures of our kids"me "he's a good dude"wife "alright, if you say so"

Please let your wife know that Mrs. SLB has similar concerns about you.Wife: Who just texted you?Me: Some guy from the message board.Wife: You gave him your phone number?!Me: Well not really....Wife: How did he get it?Me: Well, one gal was buying office supplies from us and kind of gave it out.Wife: Me: It's fine.Wife: He could be a child molester!!Me: He's not a child molester.Wife: How do you know?Me: He's not a child molester. Hell, he's been in the football pool the last couple of years.Wife: So because he's in the football pool he doesn't molest kids?Me: It's fine.Wife: So Mr. Careful, watch your back, don't trust anyone, is giving out his phone number and Friending random people from the Internet.Me: He's not a child molester. Wife: What has happened to you?

Nice

 

[Keys Myaths]

Does anyone know of some macro or something I can do to auto-generate e-mails based on a certain category of my Outlook task list?

Google searches are striking out.

Basically, I want to be able to generate a form e-mail when someone owes me something - and I haven't heard about it in x amount of hours/days/whatever.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Anytime a FBGs reference comes up, you (collectively) are referred to as "someone from my online fantasy football league." Either the Mrs. knows this is total BS or she thinks my online league has hundreds of owners.

 

[Giant Wooden Badger]

Basically, I want to be able to generate a form e-mail when someone owes me something - and I haven't heard about it in x amount of hours/days/whatever.

You're going to make a lot of friends.

 

[dharmapunk]

Anytime a FBGs reference comes up, you (collectively) are referred to as "someone from my online fantasy football league." Either the Mrs. knows this is total BS or she thinks my online league has hundreds of owners.

Is the Pack referred to as "the D&D nerds" ?My wife knows you all as "the football board." Still no comments on Cat Shirt Bob though. I'll confess that I'm getting impatient. Might have to tag her as bystander in one of his photos...

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

@ today

I really do want to punch zooks in the vulva.

Are you guys still 0-fer on cornholing? This is reaching Frosty levels of avoidance.

OBJECTION!!!!This was never a 100% fully confirmed Cornhole/gay-man-touching/date. Atty. Thorn mentioned he'd be going to the Bruins game on Tuesday and I told him I'd try to meet up for a beer or 2 before the game as I have a buddy who lives in the North End who would probably be going to the game and that I might go meet up with him before the game. I was not going to the game and my presence at the potential Cornhole/heavy-petting-of-ifriend/date would only be if I made it out to Boston in time. I notified Atty. Thorn via sext message at approximately 3pm that I was still in a meeting that was supposed to be done over an hour ago and my chances of attending our Cornhole/reach-around/date was questionable. And it's not like I was walking-distance away from our Cornhole/body-violating-life-changing/date. It's an hour drive to the City not to mention traffic on game night and parking.

So ladies and gentlemen (and Stryker) of the jury: I submit to you that Atty Thorn is GUILTY of slandering my good name and Guilty of being mean a bully when he said he wanted to strike my vulva. I think his punishment should be a 3-way Thorn-Hole with MOP and LSucks.

Despite all of this, I am looking forward to any future Cornhole/vulva-striking/dates with Atty Thorn. Maybe sometime in November?

 

[Keys Myaths]

Basically, I want to be able to generate a form e-mail when someone owes me something - and I haven't heard about it in x amount of hours/days/whatever.

You're going to make a lot of friends.

It's what needs to happen, unfortunately. I do this manually and nobody really seems to mind.It's not like I'm bugging them every 12 hours for something. If something's committed by Thursday, I'd like to be able to automatically send an e-mail Thursday night rather than manually if I haven't gotten it.

 

[dharmapunk]

Does anyone know of some macro or something I can do to auto-generate e-mails based on a certain category of my Outlook task list?Google searches are striking out.Basically, I want to be able to generate a form e-mail when someone owes me something - and I haven't heard about it in x amount of hours/days/whatever.

Pimping is a hard life.And by pimping I mean "booking sports bets."

 

[Disco Stu]

Anytime a FBGs reference comes up, you (collectively) are referred to as "someone from my online fantasy football league." Either the Mrs. knows this is total BS or she thinks my online league has hundreds of owners.

Their eyes usually glaze over at that point, and you could say anything.

 

[proninja]

Anytime a FBGs reference comes up, you (collectively) are referred to as "someone from my online fantasy football league." Either the Mrs. knows this is total BS or she thinks my online league has hundreds of owners.

I think you overestimate how much attention she pays to you

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anytime a FBGs reference comes up, you (collectively) are referred to as "someone from my online fantasy football league." Either the Mrs. knows this is total BS or she thinks my online league has hundreds of owners.

I tell people "they are underlings in my Wizards and Warriors battalion".

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

And because I feel guilty about bringing this thread down when it had been very entertaining today, I hereby offer you this incredibly embarrassing and cringe-worthy version of my white-man's overbite dance from the late 90s.

Sooooo hot.

So this is the quiet outtake? Where is the rest of it? Was this part of your audition reel for A Different World??

"Okay.. Token white girl audition Take 1.. aaand... Action!"

Perfect

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Anytime a FBGs reference comes up, you (collectively) are referred to as "someone from my online fantasy football league." Either the Mrs. knows this is total BS or she thinks my online league has hundreds of owners.

Is the Pack referred to as "the D&D nerds" ?My wife knows you all as "the football board." Still no comments on Cat Shirt Bob though. I'll confess that I'm getting impatient. Might have to tag her as bystander in one of his photos...

They are part of the fantasy football league as well.

 

[Bogart]

The kids and I went and picked up my wife from the airport which was awkward at best, and by the time I left the house this morning she was in full blown pissed off mode. Which was humorous in a way, what is she going to do, cut me off? Today at work is one of those top 5 days of the year, where nothing is going right, everything is due yesterday, everyone that I need is on vacation, and I'm six months into zero support for my department.

I truly understand today why people snap and go postal. Don't worry, I don't have the brass ones to do it, besides I fear death and prison equally. But I may just shut my door, crawl under my desk and lay in the fetal position until 5pm.

Friday night can't get here soon enough. Oh yeah, Go Rangers.

 

[wadegarrett]

But I may just shut my door, crawl under my desk and lay in the fetal position until 5pm.

Going Costanza. I like it.

 

[desert rose]

lol @ rude's summary. Promised we'd only stay out til 12 last night. Got home at 1:45. Have to go to a school play this morning and then drive to Seattle for a client meeting. Daytime fish hates nighttime fish. He's a selfish ### that does nothing but drink, spend my money and hang out with women of questionable morals, and then leaves me sleep-deprived and hungover.She does not look like Krista.

This was another night out with the stalker chick?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The kids and I went and picked up my wife from the airport which was awkward at best, and by the time I left the house this morning she was in full blown pissed off mode. Which was humorous in a way, what is she going to do, cut me off? Today at work is one of those top 5 days of the year, where nothing is going right, everything is due yesterday, everyone that I need is on vacation, and I'm six months into zero support for my department.

I truly understand today why people snap and go postal. Don't worry, I don't have the brass ones to do it, besides I fear death and prison equally. But I may just shut my door, crawl under my desk and lay in the fetal position until 5pm.

Friday night can't get here soon enough. Oh yeah, Go Rangers.

Damn, hang in there. About 10 years ago we were out of town for this big family reunion. One of my cousins, who I only see about once a year, was obviously having some serious marriage problems. He and I and about 10 other guys were having some drinks after golfing. Someone mentioned that we were going to be late getting back if we didn't leave and our wives might be ticked. My cousin says "I don't give a ####. It's mathematically impossible for her to cut me off any more."

 

[Tremendous Upside]

The kids and I went and picked up my wife from the airport which was awkward at best, and by the time I left the house this morning she was in full blown pissed off mode. Which was humorous in a way, what is she going to do, cut me off? Today at work is one of those top 5 days of the year, where nothing is going right, everything is due yesterday, everyone that I need is on vacation, and I'm six months into zero support for my department. I truly understand today why people snap and go postal. Don't worry, I don't have the brass ones to do it, besides I fear death and prison equally. But I may just shut my door, crawl under my desk and lay in the fetal position until 5pm.Friday night can't get here soon enough. Oh yeah, Go Rangers.

Sounds like someone needs a two martini lunch

 

[dharmapunk]

Anytime a FBGs reference comes up, you (collectively) are referred to as "someone from my online fantasy football league." Either the Mrs. knows this is total BS or she thinks my online league has hundreds of owners.

Is the Pack referred to as "the D&D nerds" ?My wife knows you all as "the football board." Still no comments on Cat Shirt Bob though. I'll confess that I'm getting impatient. Might have to tag her as bystander in one of his photos...

They are part of the fantasy football league as well.

Whenever Mrs. DP (a great name, btw, for Rover's future wife) saw me playing WW at The Pack, she'd roll her eyes and say, "oh you're playing wolves again." But when she sees me here, she just smiles and thinks I'm yukking it up with guys in a virtual weeklong tailgate party. In her distanced, ill-informed way, I think she sees the Pack as the D&D dorks and the GMTAN/FFA as my drinking buddies.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

can we keep this thread werewolf free? rather bring MOP and LHUCKS in here than listen to wolf chat.

 

[wadegarrett]

 

[dharmapunk]

can we keep this thread werewolf free? rather bring MOP and LHUCKS in here than listen to wolf chat.

I thought you of all people would appreciate the missus' take on things. It's pretty much the same as yours, right?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

can we keep this thread werewolf free? rather bring MOP and LHUCKS in here than listen to wolf chat.

I thought you of all people would appreciate the missus' take on things. It's pretty much the same as yours, right?

no doubt. smart woman.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

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Sup peeps

 

[desert rose]

[*]Fake Mod> Your summary was excellent with the exception of not including that awesome K4 short.

[*]YSR> You absolutely must blog more. Include pics of hoarding and tacky decorations.

[*]Krista> You're one incredibly interesting, amazing woman.

 

[heckmanm]

Assuming he's OK,

 

[wadegarrett]

 

[UOFI_316]

Someone brought in bagels for their birthday today. I went in to get one and someone helped themself to only the top half of a sesame seed bagel. Who the hell only takes the top half of a bagel?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Why is Robin Leach doing the commentary?

 

[El Floppo]

And because I feel guilty about bringing this thread down when it had been very entertaining today, I hereby offer you this incredibly embarrassing and cringe-worthy version of my white-man's overbite dance from the late 90s.

Sooooo hot.

I want to know more about this.

 

[-fish-]

lol @ rude's summary. Promised we'd only stay out til 12 last night. Got home at 1:45. Have to go to a school play this morning and then drive to Seattle for a client meeting. Daytime fish hates nighttime fish. He's a selfish ### that does nothing but drink, spend my money and hang out with women of questionable morals, and then leaves me sleep-deprived and hungover.She does not look like Krista.

This was another night out with the stalker chick?

no. Tanner's girlfriend.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7121706/why-kentucky-wildcats-win-national-championship

First line of this article; ultimate Tanner shtick or awful editing?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

lol @ rude's summary. Promised we'd only stay out til 12 last night. Got home at 1:45. Have to go to a school play this morning and then drive to Seattle for a client meeting. Daytime fish hates nighttime fish. He's a selfish ### that does nothing but drink, spend my money and hang out with women of questionable morals, and then leaves me sleep-deprived and hungover.She does not look like Krista.

This was another night out with the stalker chick?

no. Tanner's girlfriend.

I taught her that thing I like. Wait...

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"Okay.. Token white girl audition Take 1.. aaand... Action!"

Damn it, I was just about to post
I stick up for my iFriends.

 

[-fish-]

you guys saw this, right?