Idiot Boxer
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El Floppo
Footballguy
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Notebook check: who started that fishing trip?Also, who was the guy who claimed his whole neighborhood starting having annual contests for distance?
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Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
"Why aren't you wearing a costume?" "I am. I'm AC Newman.""Who?" 
"You know... from the Canadian indie-pop supergroup New Pornographers.""Who?!?!?""I'm Ari Picker?" 
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Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
I may go as AC Slater.
that brilliance was done by NigelOne of my all-time favorites ever, had me hook line and sinker
Also, who was the guy who claimed his whole neighborhood starting having annual contests for distance?
Thursday Synopsis
1. If anyone wants a diamond ring on the cheap, PM Keys Myaths
b. Dane Cook is funnier than floppo's kid
+. Fish has nice gentleman's clubs around wherever he lives
18. Watson is still alive
%. Dharmapunk has a new favorite student
z. I have a mahogany novelshelf I would like to sell to Shuke
1. If anyone wants a diamond ring on the cheap, PM Keys Myaths
b. Dane Cook is funnier than floppo's kid
+. Fish has nice gentleman's clubs around wherever he lives
18. Watson is still alive
%. Dharmapunk has a new favorite student
z. I have a mahogany novelshelf I would like to sell to Shuke
Dungeon Master
Footballguy
Exactly. And it was the beer refreshing. However it seems to have done a bit of a number on my stomach.
Dungeon Master
Footballguy
I did this 2 years ago. Unfortunately you can't see my pants in this picture, which were sort of like zubaz but instead of strikes they just had a bunch of musical notes.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
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Leeroy Jenkins
Footballguy
A Song of Black Ice and Fire
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
About once a month I get donuts for the office. I always have the exact same interaction with the approx 104-year-old lady at the donut shop.
Her: What can I get for you?
Me: Two dozen please. I'...
Her: Do you need a receipt?
Me: No
Her: Are these going to the same place?
Me: yes
Her: (turning toward racks) Ok so you just want an assortment?
Me: No I will pick them.
Her: Oh, you want to pick them?
Me: Yes (that's what I started to say above before you cut me off with your inane line of questioning).
.
.
(10 minutes later after she finally gets them boxed up)
Her: Here you go. Do you want a receipt?
Me: Sure
Her: What can I get for you?
Me: Two dozen please. I'...
Her: Do you need a receipt?
Me: No
Her: Are these going to the same place?
Me:
yesHer: (turning toward racks) Ok so you just want an assortment?
Me: No I will pick them.
Her: Oh, you want to pick them?
Me: Yes (that's what I started to say above before you cut me off with your inane line of questioning).
.
.
(10 minutes later after she finally gets them boxed up)
Her: Here you go. Do you want a receipt?
Me: Sure
El Floppo
Footballguy
Maybe some people buy donuts for different places. Or want them in different boxes.About once a month I get donuts for the office. I always have the exact same interaction with the approx 104-year-old lady at the donut shop.Her: Are these going to the same place?Me:
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
maybe she should shut the hell up and let me pick my donutsMaybe some people buy donuts for different places. Or want them in different boxes.About once a month I get donuts for the office. I always have the exact same interaction with the approx 104-year-old lady at the donut shop.Her: Are these going to the same place?Me:
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Oh yeah, I feel like I should point out I did NOT attend last weekend's Zombie Pub Crawl. #######s.
And no, it didn't conflict with a previously scheduled Platform Diving Top Hat Regatta or somesuch ridiculousness. Just plain old American football and baseball watching.
I may have just RSVP'd to tonight's party called "La Fin du Monde".
And no, it didn't conflict with a previously scheduled Platform Diving Top Hat Regatta or somesuch ridiculousness. Just plain old American football and baseball watching.
I may have just RSVP'd to tonight's party called "La Fin du Monde".
Limp Ditka
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the unknown soldier
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Buck Bradcanon
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maybe she should shut the hell up and let me pick my donutsMaybe some people buy donuts for different places. Or want them in different boxes.About once a month I get donuts for the office. I always have the exact same interaction with the approx 104-year-old lady at the donut shop.Her: Are these going to the same place?Me:
Dr. Watson
the unknown soldier
Horton Drinks A Yoohoo
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The Football Freak
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Thorn
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Captain Quinoa
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Captain Quinoa
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Captain Quinoa
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