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If I move back to San Diego I'm going to eat at Alberto's for about a month straight. Mexican food in Washington is awful.

 
'Homer J Simpson said:
'-fish- said:
'General Malaise said:
Rover, I'd back your lemonade stand if Maurile passes.Sidenote: My dream job is to open up a Snow Cone stand in San Diego....Ocean Beach or Pacific Beach or BOTH! :excited: I love snow cones.
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This potential new job status also raises the possibility of me moving back to San Diego after 7 years in the Northwest. My ex really wants to move back to SoCal, but my job here has made that a non-starter. OB was my home for 6 years, and could be again.
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So when do you see this move happening? And how long until Knuckles follows?
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Not sure. Could be as early as January, or I could stay put. I only realized yesterday that moving home--and San Diego will always be home--is a viable option.Funny thing is she just moved from San Diego to my little corner of the Northwest two months ago.
 
Back in the states from Costa Rica for just the weekend to close out the rest of my #### (bank account/car insurance, etc). Figured I'd check in and say hello.

Staying in a little town called Barba until I move into my place just outside of Santo Domingo. Hope all is well with everyone. For some reason I put a bet in with my book for WVU at -14.5. What a welcome back.

Very quick funny story to tell. I was at some local bar that's in the lobby of a hotel in San Jose and had been dancing all night. 3 friends from Los Angeles had come down to visit me and aren't dancers so I was out there on my own. Was dancing with some smoking hot broad for a good 60 minutes. All of a sudden, I did a spin move and didn't realize there was a pillar in the middle of the dance floor behind me. I smacked my head right into it...HARD. The entire dance floor stopped and stared, looking at me like I was going to die. I go outside a little weary and because everyone was laughing at me. The girl I was dancing with comes out to console me in my embarrassment. I get back on my feet and try to dance some more but I'm just not feeling it. Anyway, I wake up at 4 in the morning and for no godly reason I piss INTO my closest friends suitcase. I've never done anything like this before and I'm still confused with myself as to why it happened. I end up leaving and walking the streets of San Jose at 5 AM looking for a place to buy laundry detergent all the while lugging his suitcase with me so I can do his laundry before he wakes up.

I actually find a laundromat and probably wash his clothes 4 times. At this point, I guess I was putting his clothes through over and over and over and over

and I'm starting to get looks and feeling very uncomfortable. I call my friends probably 40 times each before finally someone picks up. Hand the phone to someone who was outside on the street and ask him to tell my friend where I am. Friends come down and take me to the hospital.

I had a concussion from the dance-spin move and that's why I: A. took a piss into my friends luggage and B. wandered around the streets of CR at 5 AM looking for a place to do laundry. The most embarrassing moment of my life but one of the funnier stories.

Thought I'd share that with everyone here while I had a quick moment to check in.

Good night everyone and good luck.

 
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'John Bender said:
Back in the states from Costa Rica for just the weekend to close out the rest of my #### (bank account/car insurance, etc). Figured I'd check in and say hello.Staying in a little town called Barba until I move into my place just outside of Santo Domingo. Hope all is well with everyone. For some reason I put a bet in with my book for WVU at -14.5. What a welcome back. Very quick funny story to tell. I was at some local bar that's in the lobby of a hotel in San Jose and had been dancing all night. 3 friends from Los Angeles had come down to visit me and aren't dancers so I was out there on my own. Was dancing with some smoking hot broad for a good 60 minutes. All of a sudden, I did a spin move and didn't realize there was a pillar in the middle of the dance floor behind me. I smacked my head right into it...HARD. The entire dance floor stopped and stared, looking at me like I was going to die. I go outside a little weary and because everyone was laughing at me. The girl I was dancing with comes out to console me in my embarrassment. I get back on my feet and try to dance some more but I'm just not feeling it. Anyway, I wake up at 4 in the morning and for no godly reason I piss INTO my closest friends suitcase. I've never done anything like this before and I'm still confused with myself as to why it happened. I end up leaving and walking the streets of San Jose at 5 AM looking for a place to buy laundry detergent all the while lugging his suitcase with me so I can do his laundry before he wakes up. I actually find a laundromat and probably wash his clothes 4 times. At this point, I guess I was putting his clothes through over and over and over and overand I'm starting to get looks and feeling very uncomfortable. I call my friends probably 40 times each before finally someone picks up. Hand the phone to someone who was outside on the street and ask him to tell my friend where I am. Friends come down and take me to the hospital.I had a concussion from the dance-spin move and that's why I: A. took a piss into my friends luggage and B. wandered around the streets of CR at 5 AM looking for a place to do laundry. The most embarrassing moment of my life but one of the funnier stories.Thought I'd share that with everyone here while I had a quick moment to check in.Good night everyone and good luck.
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:lmao:Nigel would be so proud. Glll JB:lmao:
 
Bender, I'd like to hear the backstory behind your move to CR. Maybe post it in the drunk thread, if you don't mind... Gracias.

 
'John Bender said:
Back in the states from Costa Rica for just the weekend to close out the rest of my #### (bank account/car insurance, etc). Figured I'd check in and say hello.Staying in a little town called Barba until I move into my place just outside of Santo Domingo. Hope all is well with everyone. For some reason I put a bet in with my book for WVU at -14.5. What a welcome back. Very quick funny story to tell. I was at some local bar that's in the lobby of a hotel in San Jose and had been dancing all night. 3 friends from Los Angeles had come down to visit me and aren't dancers so I was out there on my own. Was dancing with some smoking hot broad for a good 60 minutes. All of a sudden, I did a spin move and didn't realize there was a pillar in the middle of the dance floor behind me. I smacked my head right into it...HARD. The entire dance floor stopped and stared, looking at me like I was going to die. I go outside a little weary and because everyone was laughing at me. The girl I was dancing with comes out to console me in my embarrassment. I get back on my feet and try to dance some more but I'm just not feeling it. Anyway, I wake up at 4 in the morning and for no godly reason I piss INTO my closest friends suitcase. I've never done anything like this before and I'm still confused with myself as to why it happened. I end up leaving and walking the streets of San Jose at 5 AM looking for a place to buy laundry detergent all the while lugging his suitcase with me so I can do his laundry before he wakes up. I actually find a laundromat and probably wash his clothes 4 times. At this point, I guess I was putting his clothes through over and over and over and overand I'm starting to get looks and feeling very uncomfortable. I call my friends probably 40 times each before finally someone picks up. Hand the phone to someone who was outside on the street and ask him to tell my friend where I am. Friends come down and take me to the hospital.I had a concussion from the dance-spin move and that's why I: A. took a piss into my friends luggage and B. wandered around the streets of CR at 5 AM looking for a place to do laundry. The most embarrassing moment of my life but one of the funnier stories.Thought I'd share that with everyone here while I had a quick moment to check in.Good night everyone and good luck.
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:lmao:Stay healthy, JB.
 
See the gambling thread, Sam, for anger and idiocy, don't wanna muck this one up...I had the cuse, and then tried to get cute -- stupid, greedy, and now aggravated drunk.

 
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My WRs

Fitzgerald

D-Bowe

Heyward-Bey

Doug Baldwin

Mario Manningham

Percy Harvin

Antonio Brown

Would you drop any of them to pick up Terrell Owens? Waiver moves have to be in within the next two hours.

I know Aaron crapped on the thought earlier in the thread, but reports now are that T.O. is healthy. Drop Brown and take a shot?

 
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
'Raider Nation said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
Lol at TO talk
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I look at it this way. Antonio Brown is never going to see my starting lineup.*IF* Owens gets signed, and *IF* he is actually healthy, that's a helluva lottery ticket, no? The guy is a warrior. :shrug:
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Aren't you the same person? :tinfoilhat: :getoutofmyhead:
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Other available WRs:Jerome Simpson

Parker & Benn - TB

Massaquoi

D. Alexander

J. Avant

Jason Hill

Damian Williams

Jacoby Jones

R. Cobb

Obomanu

Like any of these guys better than Owens? This is a big money league... I NEED ANSWERS!

 
'Raider Nation said:
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
'Raider Nation said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
Lol at TO talk
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I look at it this way. Antonio Brown is never going to see my starting lineup.*IF* Owens gets signed, and *IF* he is actually healthy, that's a helluva lottery ticket, no? The guy is a warrior. :shrug:
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Aren't you the same person? :tinfoilhat: :getoutofmyhead:
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Other available WRs:Jerome Simpson

Parker & Benn - TB

Massaquoi

D. Alexander

J. Avant

Jason Hill

Damian Williams

Jacoby Jones

R. Cobb

Obomanu

Like any of these guys better than Owens? This is a big money league... I NEED ANSWERS!
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Cobb*>>>Harvin>>everyone else*I'm a Packer fan

 
'Raider Nation said:
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
'Raider Nation said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
Lol at TO talk
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I look at it this way. Antonio Brown is never going to see my starting lineup.*IF* Owens gets signed, and *IF* he is actually healthy, that's a helluva lottery ticket, no? The guy is a warrior. :shrug:
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Aren't you the same person? :tinfoilhat: :getoutofmyhead:
Click to expand...
Other available WRs:Jerome Simpson

Parker & Benn - TB

Massaquoi

D. Alexander

J. Avant

Jason Hill

Damian Williams

Jacoby Jones

R. Cobb

Obomanu

Like any of these guys better than Owens? This is a big money league... I NEED ANSWERS!
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Drop Brown for Williams.
 
Screw it, I could use a WR pickup myself, I am getting my ### handed to me there too. Didn't pay attention to FF this summer. Here:

Doucet, Walter, Gaffney, Torrey Smith and whoever else is that TIER. :bag:

 
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