GM's thread about nothing (15 Viewers)

[shuke]

Screw it, I could use a WR pickup myself, I am getting my ### handed to me there too. Didn't pay attention to FF this summer. Here:

Doucet, Walter, Gaffney, Torrey Smith and whoever else is that TIER.

Pass

 

[proninja]

Gates?

Could really use him to play this week. Bye weeks and limited WR/TE depth hurting me.Don't worry, I'll keep you updated

 

[cosjobs]

ag

Lol at TO talk

I look at it this way. Antonio Brown is never going to see my starting lineup.*IF* Owens gets signed, and *IF* he is actually healthy, that's a helluva lottery ticket, no? The guy is a warrior.

Aren't you the same person? :getoutofmyhead:

Other available WRs:Jerome Simpson

Parker & Benn - TB

Massaquoi

D. Alexander

J. Avant

Jason Hill

Damian Williams

Jacoby Jones

R. Cobb

Obomanu

Like any of these guys better than Owens? This is a big money league... I NEED ANSWERS!

Drop Brown for Williams.

this

 

[Tecumseh]

So the team I call for is now riding a scintillating 20-game losing streak. I've had the pleasure of calling the last 16. It becomes more difficult every week to not start going all Harry Doyle on the air.

21.

2242-7 in the 3rd quarter when the opposition subbed in their freshmen.

 

[shuke]

Pretty pumped for coaching my son's soccer game tomorrow morning. Predicted game time temp: 39.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

is this Pearl Jam 20 movie on PBS tonight the same one they are showing in theaters?

Yes

sweet. DVR is knocking it out.

Nice. Me too. Heading home to watch, actually. I saw it invent theaters. Really liked it. (shocking, I know)

 

[shuke]

Off to go read my NOVEL.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Off to go read my NOVEL.

Enjoy your AIDS.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Off to go read my NOVEL.

Enjoy your AIDS. food.

Fixed

 

[Tiger Fan]

is this Pearl Jam 20 movie on PBS tonight the same one they are showing in theaters?

yep

 

[mr. furley]

i'm taking applications for a Search Function Assistant

since i can't find the "unknown hot chicks in commercials" thread.... i finally found the name of my one true love: Danielle Hoover

she of the new Kellogg's Crunchy Nut Commercial

she looks mean.

i like sassy

 

[kevzilla]

Off to go read my NOVEL.

Even Kabobs Get the Blues

 

[dharmapunk]

Notebook check:

Did he who recently melted down ever melt down like that before, or is this a whole new level of crazy?

TIA. Will answer yours.

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Anyone else ever note the cognitive dissonance associated with the following:

GMTAN

 

[kevzilla]

Anyone else ever note the cognitive dissonance associated with the following: GMTAN

Part of this thread's essential charm imo.

 

[dharmapunk]

Anyone else ever note the cognitive dissonance associated with the following: GMTAN

Just one of the many little ironies that make this place great.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

The actual novel I'm currently reading is A Feast For Crows. That's right, FEAST.

How's that crow taste?

 

[scottybo]

Just got up-to-speed here. Only took 3 months

Have a great season, see you guys next year.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Scotty, wait

 

[desert rose]

I'm going in to work this morning at 7:00. Proving that teachers will work on the weekends for more money. This just feels all kinds of wrong.

 

[madhatter]

I'm going in to work this morning at 7:00. Proving that teachers will work on the weekends for more money. This just feels all kinds of wrong.

Have a great day, DR. I'll be watching approximately 12 hours of college football.

 

[dharmapunk]

I'm going in to work this morning at 7:00. Proving that teachers will work on the weekends for more money. This just feels all kinds of wrong.

Have fun

 

[YSR]

When I lived in Atlanta, I remember that there were lots of sports bars that were one team's bar in particular. A UNC bar, a Clemson bar, a UT bar, etc.

Anyone have any ideas on how to find a particular team's sports bar? I'm looking to watch Clemson/UNC here in Knoxville and think it would be fun to watch it with other Clemson fans. The Googles and Clemson alumni site have produced no fruit.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

When I lived in Atlanta, I remember that there were lots of sports bars that were one team's bar in particular. A UNC bar, a Clemson bar, a UT bar, etc. Anyone have any ideas on how to find a particular team's sports bar? I'm looking to watch Clemson/UNC here in Knoxville and think it would be fun to watch it with other Clemson fans. The Googles and Clemson alumni site have produced no fruit.

Maybe find a UT board and ask? Could also PM Joe Bryant and/or Abraham - Joe lives there and Abe went to UT, I think.

 

[cosjobs]

When I lived in Atlanta, I remember that there were lots of sports bars that were one team's bar in particular. A UNC bar, a Clemson bar, a UT bar, etc. Anyone have any ideas on how to find a particular team's sports bar? I'm looking to watch Clemson/UNC here in Knoxville and think it would be fun to watch it with other Clemson fans. The Googles and Clemson alumni site have produced no fruit.

Maybe find a UT board and ask? Could also PM Joe Bryant and/or Abraham - Joe lives there and Abe went to UT, I think.

I think a Clemson alum is what she needs.I'm not coming up with any, offhand.Also, you need to tend to your notebook. Pickles would destroy you.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

When I lived in Atlanta, I remember that there were lots of sports bars that were one team's bar in particular. A UNC bar, a Clemson bar, a UT bar, etc. Anyone have any ideas on how to find a particular team's sports bar? I'm looking to watch Clemson/UNC here in Knoxville and think it would be fun to watch it with other Clemson fans. The Googles and Clemson alumni site have produced no fruit.

Maybe find a UT board and ask? Could also PM Joe Bryant and/or Abraham - Joe lives there and Abe went to UT, I think.

I think a Clemson alum is what she needs.I'm not coming up with any, offhand.Also, you need to tend to your notebook. Pickles would destroy you.

Well, I was thinking that a UT board would have many folks who are familiar with Knoxville and could point her in the right direction. As for my notebooking skills, they're awful. On the other hand, I'm really good at drinking beer.

 

[phishphan]

Anyone else ever note the cognitive dissonance associated with the following: GMTAN

Maybe it should be changed to "GM's Non-Offensive Thread About Nothing"

 

[cosjobs]

When I lived in Atlanta, I remember that there were lots of sports bars that were one team's bar in particular. A UNC bar, a Clemson bar, a UT bar, etc. Anyone have any ideas on how to find a particular team's sports bar? I'm looking to watch Clemson/UNC here in Knoxville and think it would be fun to watch it with other Clemson fans. The Googles and Clemson alumni site have produced no fruit.

Maybe find a UT board and ask? Could also PM Joe Bryant and/or Abraham - Joe lives there and Abe went to UT, I think.

I think a Clemson alum is what she needs.I'm not coming up with any, offhand.Also, you need to tend to your notebook. Pickles would destroy you.

Well, I was thinking that a UT board would have many folks who are familiar with Knoxville and could point her in the right direction. As for my notebooking skills, they're awful. On the other hand, I'm really good at drinking beer.

Joe lives in Tennessee, but went to Texas A&M in College Station. There is a lesser UT in his current home state of Tennessee.Abraham lives in Austin and went to UT (the real one).Good idea on the lesser UT grad/knoxville knowledge

 

[cosjobs]

Anyone else ever note the cognitive dissonance associated with the following: GMTAN

Part of this thread's essential charm imo.

only the non sequiturs are more entertaining

 

[phishphan]

When I lived in Atlanta, I remember that there were lots of sports bars that were one team's bar in particular. A UNC bar, a Clemson bar, a UT bar, etc.

Anyone have any ideas on how to find a particular team's sports bar? I'm looking to watch Clemson/UNC here in Knoxville and think it would be fun to watch it with other Clemson fans. The Googles and Clemson alumni site have produced no fruit.

Maybe find a UT board and ask? Could also PM Joe Bryant and/or Abraham - Joe lives there and Abe went to UT, I think.

I think a Clemson alum is what she needs.I'm not coming up with any, offhand.

Also, you need to tend to your notebook. Pickles would destroy you.

Well, I was thinking that a UT board would have many folks who are familiar with Knoxville and could point her in the right direction. As for my notebooking skills, they're awful. On the other hand, I'm really good at drinking beer.

Joe lives in Tennessee, but went to Texas A&M in College Station. There is a lesser UT in his current home state of Tennessee.Abraham lives in Austin and went to UT (the real one).

Good idea on the lesser UT grad/knoxville knowledge

Footballguys Staff Bio: Joe Bryant

Joe Bryant's mug

Age: 47

Birthplace: Knoxville, TN

Education: University of Tennessee / Texas A&M

Occupation: Boat Builder / Footballguy / BBQ Wannabe

 

[Uruk-Hai]

When I lived in Atlanta, I remember that there were lots of sports bars that were one team's bar in particular. A UNC bar, a Clemson bar, a UT bar, etc. Anyone have any ideas on how to find a particular team's sports bar? I'm looking to watch Clemson/UNC here in Knoxville and think it would be fun to watch it with other Clemson fans. The Googles and Clemson alumni site have produced no fruit.

Maybe find a UT board and ask? Could also PM Joe Bryant and/or Abraham - Joe lives there and Abe went to UT, I think.

I think a Clemson alum is what she needs.I'm not coming up with any, offhand.Also, you need to tend to your notebook. Pickles would destroy you.

Well, I was thinking that a UT board would have many folks who are familiar with Knoxville and could point her in the right direction. As for my notebooking skills, they're awful. On the other hand, I'm really good at drinking beer.

Joe lives in Tennessee, but went to Texas A&M in College Station. There is a lesser UT in his current home state of Tennessee.Abraham lives in Austin and went to UT (the real one).Good idea on the lesser UT grad/knoxville knowledge

Why am I connecting Herd with Tennessee? Did he maybe live there? Or is he a Titans fan?In any case, thanks for the clarifications. I won't write them down in my non-existent notebook but I WILL think about cracking a beer soon.

 

[Tiger Fan]

When I lived in Atlanta, I remember that there were lots of sports bars that were one team's bar in particular. A UNC bar, a Clemson bar, a UT bar, etc. Anyone have any ideas on how to find a particular team's sports bar? I'm looking to watch Clemson/UNC here in Knoxville and think it would be fun to watch it with other Clemson fans. The Googles and Clemson alumni site have produced no fruit.

1. Go to the main clemson fan message board. I guarantee they'll have a thread on it.2. Look up the Knoxville chapter of the clemson alumni association

 

[cosjobs]

When I lived in Atlanta, I remember that there were lots of sports bars that were one team's bar in particular. A UNC bar, a Clemson bar, a UT bar, etc. Anyone have any ideas on how to find a particular team's sports bar? I'm looking to watch Clemson/UNC here in Knoxville and think it would be fun to watch it with other Clemson fans. The Googles and Clemson alumni site have produced no fruit.

Maybe find a UT board and ask? Could also PM Joe Bryant and/or Abraham - Joe lives there and Abe went to UT, I think.

I think a Clemson alum is what she needs.I'm not coming up with any, offhand.Also, you need to tend to your notebook. Pickles would destroy you.

Well, I was thinking that a UT board would have many folks who are familiar with Knoxville and could point her in the right direction. As for my notebooking skills, they're awful. On the other hand, I'm really good at drinking beer.

Joe lives in Tennessee, but went to Texas A&M in College Station. There is a lesser UT in his current home state of Tennessee.Abraham lives in Austin and went to UT (the real one).Good idea on the lesser UT grad/knoxville knowledge

Why am I connecting Herd with Tennessee? Did he maybe live there? Or is he a Titans fan?In any case, thanks for the clarifications. I won't write them down in my non-existent notebook but I WILL think about cracking a beer soon.

Abe's probably a Titan fan, like many of us former Oiler fans.

 

[cosjobs]

one single large parlay on early games

CIN +125 / ILL -3 (-125)

 

[JaxBill]

Not saying that people here aren't on the 1-5 Jaguars bandwagon but I've gotten shot down by about 6 or 7 friends who have no desire to use my extra ticket and go the Ravens beat down the Jags on Monday night. Can't give it away.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Not saying that people here aren't on the 1-5 Jaguars bandwagon but I've gotten shot down by about 6 or 7 friends who have no desire to use my extra ticket and go the Ravens beat down the Jags on Monday night. Can't give it away.

Crap. I might've actually taken you up on that if I wasn't short-handed at work next week. And maybe it's because I'm a pessimist about the teams I root for, but I'm not sold on the Ravens killing the Jags. Baltimore usually beats the teams they're "supposed" to beat, but they also have a tendency to get in ugly, close games on the road. In fact, if Garrard were still the QB, I would probably favor Jax to keep it close if not win. I've not figured out Gabbart yet, though.

 

[YSR]

When I lived in Atlanta, I remember that there were lots of sports bars that were one team's bar in particular. A UNC bar, a Clemson bar, a UT bar, etc.

1. Go to the main clemson fan message board. I guarantee they'll have a thread on it.2. Look up the Knoxville chapter of the clemson alumni association

Searched tigernet.com for "Knoxville" and there wasn't any mention of what I was looking for. And, there apparently is no Clemson Club in Knoxville, per the alumni site. No matter, I'm having a big cold beer at a local sports bar. All is well.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Pretty sure Colin is a Vols fan

 

[cosjobs]

When I lived in Atlanta, I remember that there were lots of sports bars that were one team's bar in particular. A UNC bar, a Clemson bar, a UT bar, etc.

1. Go to the main clemson fan message board. I guarantee they'll have a thread on it.2. Look up the Knoxville chapter of the clemson alumni association

Searched tigernet.com for "Knoxville" and there wasn't any mention of what I was looking for. And, there apparently is no Clemson Club in Knoxville, per the alumni site. No matter, I'm having a big cold beer at a local sports bar. All is well.

The only thing about him I am sure of, is that he is a Keystone Light fan.

 

[Tribulation]

Are You There Cod, It's Me, Margerine

OMG I think my heart stopped.

Happened on several of these, but this one was gold.

not to discount anybody else's efforts, which have been uniformly killing me... but IB has been slaying it.

Yes.

 

[Tribulation]

Oh, The Places You'll Gorge!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Moving it to music....

Village People - In The Gravy

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Grand Funk - We're An American Flan

 

[Dungeon Master]

Grand Funk - We're An American Flan

Flan jokes are always gold in my book.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Four Tops - Peach Out, I'll Eat Pear

 

[Limp Ditka]

Oh, The Places You'll Gorge!

 

[Tribulation]

Goodnight MoonPie

 

[-fish-]

The Right Stuffing

 

[Good Posting Judge]

How come they didn't finish the LSU logo at midfield?

 

[Tiger Fan]

How come they didn't finish the LSU logo at midfield?

what did you want them to finish with?