GM's thread about nothing (17 Viewers)

[mr. furley]

I've been getting more hangovers lately, and they're more intense than they should be.Take last night. Went out, had 3 scotches and 4 glasses of water, came home, drank 2 more big glasses of water and went to bed.This morning, I had a moderate headache, felt nauseated, and weak. What's the deal? That's ridiculous - what should I be doing?

discovering a way to halt the aging process

 

[Osaurus]

Brian Wilson's beard is real right? Giants not Beach Boys. He looks like he is wearing a fake one in the Taco Bell ####lupa commercial.

 

[Dungeon Master]

FYI - Cosjobs and Roverfish, mailings are on their way. T-Upside I'm still working on yours.

package received. very thoughtful of you to include Knuckles in the address.

Love you

 

[Dungeon Master]

Went to a wedding tonight. wife is sick so she had to drive. W're home already. I drank a lot. I hope I dont' post no more. Also my English is awesome.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Pretty sure the Spartans D is overhyped..or that suspended dude is really really good.

update?

Apparently they are just slow starters. ETA: Yup...confirmed

Cheaters too.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Are You There Cod, It's Me, Margerine

OMG I think my heart stopped.

Might be the funniest thing I've read on here in months

I don't get it.

Here

Thanks.I never heard of it.

 

[SofaKings]

No Ice Cream for Old Men

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This Series is going to give me a heart attack. Did you here about that guy who bet 250 on the Cards to make the Series and 250 to win it last month? He got 400-1 and 999-1. I bet he is really going nuts right now.

 

[YSR]

This Series is going to give me a heart attack. Did you here about that guy who bet 250 on the Cards to make the Series and 250 to win it last month? He got 400-1 and 999-1. I bet he is really going nuts right now.

You get out of that maze okay?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This Series is going to give me a heart attack. Did you here about that guy who bet 250 on the Cards to make the Series and 250 to win it last month? He got 400-1 and 999-1. I bet he is really going nuts right now.

You get out of that maze okay?

Yeah, sorry. Mrs. SLB was teasing the boys about having to stay all night in the maze and Cal says "you can, I'm walking straight through this corn out of here."

 

[kevzilla]

This Series is going to give me a heart attack. Did you here about that guy who bet 250 on the Cards to make the Series and 250 to win it last month? He got 400-1 and 999-1. I bet he is really going nuts right now.

Why are you at Defcon 2 already? Leave a little for Game 7. Oh, and your team didn't used to be the Washington Senators.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This Series is going to give me a heart attack. Did you here about that guy who bet 250 on the Cards to make the Series and 250 to win it last month? He got 400-1 and 999-1. I bet he is really going nuts right now.

MLB obviously wants the Cards to win.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This Series is going to give me a heart attack. Did you here about that guy who bet 250 on the Cards to make the Series and 250 to win it last month? He got 400-1 and 999-1. I bet he is really going nuts right now.

Why are you at Defcon 2 already? Leave a little for Game 7. Oh, and your team didn't used to be the Washington Senators.

I just find it very intense.

 

[Dungeon Master]

This Series is going to give me a heart attack. Did you here about that guy who bet 250 on the Cards to make the Series and 250 to win it last month? He got 400-1 and 999-1. I bet he is really going nuts right now.

Why are you at Defcon 2 already? Leave a little for Game 7. Oh, and your team didn't used to be the Washington Senators.

I just find it very intense.

So is your face.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This Series is going to give me a heart attack. Did you here about that guy who bet 250 on the Cards to make the Series and 250 to win it last month? He got 400-1 and 999-1. I bet he is really going nuts right now.

You get out of that maze okay?

Yeah, sorry. Mrs. SLB was teasing the boys about having to stay all night in the maze and Cal says "you can, I'm walking straight through this corn out of here."

Cal >>>>>>>>> that mega-wuss in Mass that called 911.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This Series is going to give me a heart attack. Did you here about that guy who bet 250 on the Cards to make the Series and 250 to win it last month? He got 400-1 and 999-1. I bet he is really going nuts right now.

MLB obviously wants the Cards to win.

Cool.BTW the maze was at the farm we get our fresh eggs from. I've never been on a real farm before. It was pretty wild. They had to have at least 100 free range chickens that were EVERYWHERE. On top of that at least a couple dozen cats/kittens, goats, sheep, geese, ducks and about 50 cows.

 

[Mr.Pack]

This Series is going to give me a heart attack. Did you here about that guy who bet 250 on the Cards to make the Series and 250 to win it last month? He got 400-1 and 999-1. I bet he is really going nuts right now.

MLB obviously wants the Cards to win.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This Series is going to give me a heart attack. Did you here about that guy who bet 250 on the Cards to make the Series and 250 to win it last month? He got 400-1 and 999-1. I bet he is really going nuts right now.

MLB obviously wants the Cards to win.

Cool.BTW the maze was at the farm we get our fresh eggs from. I've never been on a real farm before. It was pretty wild. They had to have at least 100 free range chickens that were EVERYWHERE. On top of that at least a couple dozen cats/kittens, goats, sheep, geese, ducks and about 50 cows.

Did the cats like your shirt?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This Series is going to give me a heart attack. Did you here about that guy who bet 250 on the Cards to make the Series and 250 to win it last month? He got 400-1 and 999-1. I bet he is really going nuts right now.

Why are you at Defcon 2 already? Leave a little for Game 7. Oh, and your team didn't used to be the Washington Senators.

I just find it very intense.

So is your face.

You should see my ###.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This Series is going to give me a heart attack. Did you here about that guy who bet 250 on the Cards to make the Series and 250 to win it last month? He got 400-1 and 999-1. I bet he is really going nuts right now.

You get out of that maze okay?

Yeah, sorry. Mrs. SLB was teasing the boys about having to stay all night in the maze and Cal says "you can, I'm walking straight through this corn out of here."

Cal >>>>>>>>> that mega-wuss in Mass that called 911.

Kid is a riot.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Nice D-bag move there blue sleeves.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This Series is going to give me a heart attack. Did you here about that guy who bet 250 on the Cards to make the Series and 250 to win it last month? He got 400-1 and 999-1. I bet he is really going nuts right now.

MLB obviously wants the Cards to win.

Cool.BTW the maze was at the farm we get our fresh eggs from. I've never been on a real farm before. It was pretty wild. They had to have at least 100 free range chickens that were EVERYWHERE. On top of that at least a couple dozen cats/kittens, goats, sheep, geese, ducks and about 50 cows.

Did the cats like your shirt?

I wasn't wearing it. The geese decided to attack a cat who was trying to drink some chocolate milk from a dicarded bottle though. I got pictures. Will post later.

 

[kevzilla]

We may lose Mr. Pack. T&P.

 

[Keys Myaths]

So...Boise State?

 

[Dungeon Master]

####

 

[YSR]

Mr. Pack> sorry for your loss.

 

[El Floppo]

btw, that cat-tshirt flyer for SLB was a picture I took in my neighborhood.

I felt, just now, that it was hugely important to say that.

 

[Bogart]

Nice D-bag move there blue sleeves.

I hate when one ####head makes it look bad for all the other fans.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Nice D-bag move there blue sleeves.

I hate when one ####head makes it look bad for all the other fans.

I don't think that but he deserves a beat down.

 

[Mr.Pack]

This Series is going to give me a heart attack. Did you here about that guy who bet 250 on the Cards to make the Series and 250 to win it last month? He got 400-1 and 999-1. I bet he is really going nuts right now.

MLB obviously wants the Cards to win.

Cool.BTW the maze was at the farm we get our fresh eggs from. I've never been on a real farm before. It was pretty wild. They had to have at least 100 free range chickens that were EVERYWHERE. On top of that at least a couple dozen cats/kittens, goats, sheep, geese, ducks and about 50 cows.

Cool!.I love those mazes.

 

[Mr.Pack]

We may lose Mr. Pack. T&P.

I'm OK, just pissed.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Mr. Pack> sorry for your loss.

Thanks.

 

[kevzilla]

I want to dunk Albert Pujols in a vat of Jergens Lotion until he softens to death.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This Series is going to give me a heart attack. Did you here about that guy who bet 250 on the Cards to make the Series and 250 to win it last month? He got 400-1 and 999-1. I bet he is really going nuts right now.

MLB obviously wants the Cards to win.

Cool.BTW the maze was at the farm we get our fresh eggs from. I've never been on a real farm before. It was pretty wild. They had to have at least 100 free range chickens that were EVERYWHERE. On top of that at least a couple dozen cats/kittens, goats, sheep, geese, ducks and about 50 cows.

Cool!.I love those mazes.

My first corn maze. Pretty cool, only about three miles from our house. The farm has been there since 1890 which is really neat too. The owners and farm hands were all super cool. I bought a couple of pounds of fresh ground beef alnog with a pumpkin while we were there. Made some really good burgers for dinner.Oh, Albert, wow.

 

[Tiger Fan]

This Series is going to give me a heart attack. Did you here about that guy who bet 250 on the Cards to make the Series and 250 to win it last month? He got 400-1 and 999-1. I bet he is really going nuts right now.

MLB obviously wants the Cards to win.

Cool.BTW the maze was at the farm we get our fresh eggs from. I've never been on a real farm before. It was pretty wild. They had to have at least 100 free range chickens that were EVERYWHERE. On top of that at least a couple dozen cats/kittens, goats, sheep, geese, ducks and about 50 cows.

duh

 

[shuke]

Brian Wilson's beard is real right? Giants not Beach Boys. He looks like he is wearing a fake one in the Taco Bell ####lupa commercial.

Is this guy's 15 minutes up yet? Act is stale.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Brian Wilson's beard is real right? Giants not Beach Boys. He looks like he is wearing a fake one in the Taco Bell ####lupa commercial.

Is this guy's 15 minutes up yet? Act is stale.

Don't be jealous b/c he gets unlimited chalupas

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This Series is going to give me a heart attack. Did you here about that guy who bet 250 on the Cards to make the Series and 250 to win it last month? He got 400-1 and 999-1. I bet he is really going nuts right now.

MLB obviously wants the Cards to win.

Cool.BTW the maze was at the farm we get our fresh eggs from. I've never been on a real farm before. It was pretty wild. They had to have at least 100 free range chickens that were EVERYWHERE. On top of that at least a couple dozen cats/kittens, goats, sheep, geese, ducks and about 50 cows.

duh

SORRY I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A FARM BEFORE!!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Brian Wilson's beard is real right? Giants not Beach Boys. He looks like he is wearing a fake one in the Taco Bell ####lupa commercial.

Is this guy's 15 minutes up yet? Act is stale.

Don't be jealous b/c he gets unlimited chalupas

I would bet that a certain Brian Wilson has two lips on his chalupa right about now.

 

[shuke]

Brian Wilson's beard is real right? Giants not Beach Boys. He looks like he is wearing a fake one in the Taco Bell ####lupa commercial.

Is this guy's 15 minutes up yet? Act is stale.

Don't be jealous b/c he gets unlimited chalupas

 

[Tiger Fan]

This Series is going to give me a heart attack. Did you here about that guy who bet 250 on the Cards to make the Series and 250 to win it last month? He got 400-1 and 999-1. I bet he is really going nuts right now.

MLB obviously wants the Cards to win.

Cool.BTW the maze was at the farm we get our fresh eggs from. I've never been on a real farm before. It was pretty wild. They had to have at least 100 free range chickens that were EVERYWHERE. On top of that at least a couple dozen cats/kittens, goats, sheep, geese, ducks and about 50 cows.

duh

SORRY I'VE NEVER BEEN ON A FARM BEFORE!!!

they're not called cooped up chickens

 

[Tiger Fan]

I've eaten so much food today :deadbanana:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Cat getting goose rushed Cat winning

Boys hamming it up

Apparently Cal is getting into the penny shtick

 

[Tiger Fan]

And because I feel guilty about bringing this thread down when it had been very entertaining today, I hereby offer you this incredibly embarrassing and cringe-worthy version of my white-man's overbite dance from the late 90s.

Sooooo hot.

Now having the "Cat Shirt Bob" conversation. I hate you facebook.

We'll need a summary, preferably on your Facebook wall. I'll take a PM.

Actually it went surprising well. wife "Hey, so someone named Cat Shirt Bob commented on a picture of Ben on facebook. Friend of yours?"

me "yep"

wife "Some weird internet friend?"

me "yep"

wife "what kind of name is Cat Shirt Bob?"

me "I guess he didn't want to use his real name."

wife "so what, he just wears a cat shirt all day and calls himself cat shirt bob?"

me "I guess"

wife "I'm so glad he can see pictures of our kids"

me "he's a good dude"

wife "alright, if you say so"

Please let your wife know that Mrs. SLB has similar concerns about you.

Wife: Who just texted you?

Me: Some guy from the message board.

Wife: You gave him your phone number?!

Me: Well not really....

Wife: How did he get it?

Me: Well, one gal was buying office supplies from us and kind of gave it out.

Wife:

Me: It's fine.

Wife: He could be a child molester!!

Me: He's not a child molester.

Wife: How do you know?

Me: He's not a child molester. Hell, he's been in the football pool the last couple of years.

Wife: So because he's in the football pool he doesn't molest kids?

Me: It's fine.

Wife: So Mr. Careful, watch your back, don't trust anyone, is giving out his phone number and Friending random people from the Internet.

Me: He's not a child molester.

Wife: What has happened to you?

wife "I'm so glad he can see pictures of our kids"

so awesome

Yes. Wait 'til she sees his pictures.

Does she know who Soda Popinski is?

:finger:

Cat getting goose rushed Cat winning

Boys hamming it up

Apparently Cal is getting into the penny shtick

 

[Luke Skywalker]

my dog is the stupidest ####ing dog i've ever been aroundTHERE'S NO REASON TO BE AFRAID. IT'S THE SAME ####ING FLOOR YOU HAVE WALKED ON EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST 4 YEARS.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

my dog is the stupidest ####ing dog i've ever been aroundTHERE'S NO REASON TO BE AFRAID. IT'S THE SAME ####ING FLOOR YOU HAVE WALKED ON EVERY DAY FOR THE PAST 4 YEARS.

 

[kevzilla]

I don't want to poop in the Oklahoma thread but...schtoink.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Anyone got any bullets?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So my bar is a private club, therefore we have to close at 1am. And it was kinda slow tonight so I had everything done and was out the door by 1;30, which gave me plenty of time to get out for a bit and chase some late-night tail. And ftr, I was hammered like a champ.

Got to another bar around 1:45. Hot bartender chick who I would swear on a sstack of bibles that i've never even seen before...but she knew my name and wahta I drink. Started hanging out, and seriously I've never had a girl flirting with me so hard. I'm at one end of the bar, she's there. other end, she's there. Outside smoking, she's bringing me shots and we're rocking out to the juke.

this is a place I used to work at, so I hop back in the kitchen for my next smokey treat. Obviously knowing she'd come back theree...he said in a devilish manner. So we're making out in the kithcen for a little bit, Homer is winning, all is right with the world. At some point she has to get back to the bar, and I happily finsh my smoke and get back to the crowd. So I'm talking to a guy I know and say we need to do some shots, I try to get this Rachel chick's attention (her name is Rachel btw) and he says "She's engaged". So I assume he's saying she's taking care of other customers...but that's not what he meant. He meant SHE'S ENGAGED.

Yes, less than a week after I promised myself that my wang would stop getting me in trouble, I was making out with a chick that has a friggin ring on her fingger. FML.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Adn holy crap, I was at the bar for 40 minutes and spent $50. Frick!