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For a living room that is about 8'x10' with the primary viewing point about 8" away, what's the largest HDTV one should get?

My friend is thinking of getting a 50", which seems a tad large to me'

Thoughts?

 
FYI: I just took a dump so big that afterwards some woman from La Leche League came in and tried to get it latch on to my nipple.

 
'mr. furley said:
is Angela Trapp the server at your local Red Lobster?if so, please provide her the link to this thread and tell her i love her
5.5 Hottest server working the dinner shift on a Tuesday. :scared:
 
For a living room that is about 8'x10' with the primary viewing point about 8" away, what's the largest HDTV one should get?

My friend is thinking of getting a 50", which seems a tad large to me'

Thoughts?
Should be fine...there's a chart for this somewhere on the internet.
Thanks GBClaudio is buying a TV for the Pacquiao fight for the party he's throwing, and I wanted to mmake sure he wasn't going too big

 
For a living room that is about 8'x10' with the primary viewing point about 8" away, what's the largest HDTV one should get?

My friend is thinking of getting a 50", which seems a tad large to me'

Thoughts?
Should be fine...there's a chart for this somewhere on the internet.
Thanks GBClaudio is buying a TV for the Pacquiao fight for the party he's throwing, and I wanted to mmake sure he wasn't going too big
Can you buy TVs with food stamps?
 
For a living room that is about 8'x10' with the primary viewing point about 8" away, what's the largest HDTV one should get?

My friend is thinking of getting a 50", which seems a tad large to me'

Thoughts?
Should be fine...there's a chart for this somewhere on the internet.
Thanks GBClaudio is buying a TV for the Pacquiao fight for the party he's throwing, and I wanted to mmake sure he wasn't going too big
Can you buy TVs with food stamps?
:lol: No, but you can open up an electronic store credit card and drop 3K on TVs and a computer

:shrug:

 
if you're watching the tv from 8" away, I think an ipad is the right size.

 
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Did you guys know that Jerry Sandusky wrote a book?

Put it in the Sandusky thread, but I know I'm not reading it, dunno if you guys are or not.
we landed on the moon
did you hook up with shuke on Friday? Sorry I missed out.
no.first, he said he was likely out.

then, he got mad that we weren't able to meet up with him for dinner around 7 I think.
I "got mad"? OK :lmao: Sorry I didn't catch you before you went to the early bird special at Del Boca Vista.
You said you were going to find some other friends and didn't reply to my text.
Your text was: "Hack might be out of town. I just ate."OK. Maybe I didn't reply because you just seemed way too enthusiastic about doing something.

 
Your text was: "Hack might be out of town. I just ate."

OK. Maybe I didn't reply because you just seemed way too enthusiastic about doing something.
:shrug: Hack was out of town, but he got back Friday night and said he was not able to meet up. I said I just ate b/c your message asked if I wanted to get some dinner.

I was planning on meeting up later that night, but you sounded like you were bailing earlier in the day so I figured it probably wasn't happening.

Rude: I might stand you up anyway. Exhausted, have no car, and have to work in the morning.
no problem. post here or text if you change your mind. Not sure what hack is up to you, but I could always pick him up and drive out to meet you somewhere.
then you sounded pretty fired up here when we didn't get back to you right away.
Hack/rude - do you guys have new numbers or something?

I'm going to try some other friends for dinner.
 
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Portis 26 just started a thread about Italian bond yields. Isn't he the guy who does all of the Madden dynasty threads? I don't think I've ever seen him post anything else.

 
Dealing with the more important topic first, one of the items on my anti-Memphis list is dealing with the stupid liquor laws here, which prevent alcohol from being sold in stores on Sundays and requires that anything but beer be sold at an entirely separate store that can sell only wine, spirits and large-sized beers, and NOTHING, not even mixers or cups or whatever, can be sold in those same stores. And don't try to get around it by going to Arkansas or Mississippi which have equally jacked-up laws.

Chicago sold in pharmacies, 7-11s and any damn other kind of store, too. And on freaking Sundays.
I somehow forgot about this part of your post until I tried to go buy wine this afternoon. :hot:
Some areas of Georgia have now been reluctantly dragged into the 20th century. Sunday alcohol sales were approved by voters in 100+ jurisdictions yesterday. :pickle:
 
2 things I recently learned:

1-Drinking alcohol helps when raising a newborn

2-Dropping a peice of TP into the toilet before poohing will ensure a streak-free bowl (please note I do not call toilet paper TP Irl)

 
I need to start keeping a running list of things on which it's worth spending a little more money. First up: a good quality balsamic vinegar. :wub:

 
2 things I recently learned:

1-Drinking alcohol helps when raising a newborn

2-Dropping a peice of TP into the toilet before poohing will ensure a streak-free bowl (please note I do not call toilet paper TP Irl)
may need to try 2 sheets next time. or only one enchilada.
 
2 things I recently learned:1-Drinking alcohol helps when raising a newborn2-Dropping a peice of TP into the toilet before poohing will ensure a streak-free bowl (please note I do not call toilet paper TP Irl)
When I'm at work I fold up one of the paper seat barriers and drop it in for no splash pooping.
 
Grabbing a coffee at the mini-mart today I overheard the beer delivery guy telling the girl behind the counter "and then started naming names to the managers and throwing everybody under the boat."

 
Grabbing a coffee at the mini-mart today I overheard the beer delivery guy telling the girl behind the counter "and then started naming names to the managers and throwing everybody under the boat."
I guess they can't swim or got caught up in the motor somehow. "Ouch."
 
Last night I stopped by to visit an long time and old friend of the family. He his wife died 7 years ago and he gets lonely sitting in his mansion by himself. After he gave me a tour of the grounds showing me all of the improvements he has made since I was last there, he invited me in for a beer. I noticed that the beer was tasted a little off but it was kind of warm so I figured that was it. So 4 beers and an hour and a half later, after declining his offer to take me out for a steak dinner, I took off. (BTW, his son, another GB, called while I was there and asked when me & Mrs. SLB were going to come out to SoCal to visit him. He makes Chet look like a piker. May have to do this soon.)

It's only a 15 minute ride home and almost as soon I walk in, my bowels start calling out for Jesus. It was like the bathroom scene in Dumb & Dumber. I race for the toilet and begin a long night of butt purging.

My Dad calls this morning and I tell him about that and he says "did you drink some of his old booze"? I didn't even look at the label and knowing that this guy doesn't drink, I really should have. Idiot.

 
I need to start keeping a running list of things on which it's worth spending a little more money. First up: a good quality balsamic vinegar. :wub:
hookersbourbon

toilet paper

condoms

divorce attorneys

concert tickets
I spent years not buying toilet paper, and got by OK. I was inspired by Jeopardy! of all things... Alex brought up in an interview that a contestant refused to buy TP. "Considering what it's used for, I hate spending hard-earned money on it. If you're resourceful, you can get it for free." So I hopped on board the program. I found an unlocked janitorial closet at work, and would sneak a few rolls out every week or so. I was on the toilet paper gravy train.

 
Last night I stopped by to visit an long time and old friend of the family. He his wife died 7 years ago and he gets lonely sitting in his mansion by himself. After he gave me a tour of the grounds showing me all of the improvements he has made since I was last there, he invited me in for a beer. I noticed that the beer was tasted a little off but it was kind of warm so I figured that was it. So 4 beers and an hour and a half later, after declining his offer to take me out for a steak dinner, I took off. (BTW, his son, another GB, called while I was there and asked when me & Mrs. SLB were going to come out to SoCal to visit him. He makes Chet look like a piker. May have to do this soon.)

It's only a 15 minute ride home and almost as soon I walk in, my bowels start calling out for Jesus. It was like the bathroom scene in Dumb & Dumber. I race for the toilet and begin a long night of butt purging.

My Dad calls this morning and I tell him about that and he says "did you drink some of his old booze"? I didn't even look at the label and knowing that this guy doesn't drink, I really should have. Idiot.
:lmao: "Would you like a beer? I've got Ballantines and Hamms."

 
Last night I stopped by to visit an long time and old friend of the family. He his wife died 7 years ago and he gets lonely sitting in his mansion by himself. After he gave me a tour of the grounds showing me all of the improvements he has made since I was last there, he invited me in for a beer. I noticed that the beer was tasted a little off but it was kind of warm so I figured that was it. So 4 beers and an hour and a half later, after declining his offer to take me out for a steak dinner, I took off. (BTW, his son, another GB, called while I was there and asked when me & Mrs. SLB were going to come out to SoCal to visit him. He makes Chet look like a piker. May have to do this soon.)

It's only a 15 minute ride home and almost as soon I walk in, my bowels start calling out for Jesus. It was like the bathroom scene in Dumb & Dumber. I race for the toilet and begin a long night of butt purging.

My Dad calls this morning and I tell him about that and he says "did you drink some of his old booze"? I didn't even look at the label and knowing that this guy doesn't drink, I really should have. Idiot.
:lmao: "Would you like a beer? I've got Ballantines and Hamms."
I'd think the pull-tabs and rust on the cans would be a clue.Or if he asked "got a church key handy"?

 
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Last night I stopped by to visit an long time and old friend of the family. He his wife died 7 years ago and he gets lonely sitting in his mansion by himself. After he gave me a tour of the grounds showing me all of the improvements he has made since I was last there, he invited me in for a beer. I noticed that the beer was tasted a little off but it was kind of warm so I figured that was it. So 4 beers and an hour and a half later, after declining his offer to take me out for a steak dinner, I took off. (BTW, his son, another GB, called while I was there and asked when me & Mrs. SLB were going to come out to SoCal to visit him. He makes Chet look like a piker. May have to do this soon.)

It's only a 15 minute ride home and almost as soon I walk in, my bowels start calling out for Jesus. It was like the bathroom scene in Dumb & Dumber. I race for the toilet and begin a long night of butt purging.

My Dad calls this morning and I tell him about that and he says "did you drink some of his old booze"? I didn't even look at the label and knowing that this guy doesn't drink, I really should have. Idiot.
:lmao: "Would you like a beer? I've got Ballantines and Hamms."
I'm drinking some of this stuff for my next colonoscopy. It tasted a lot better than Fleet and had the exact same effect.
 
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Last night I stopped by to visit an long time and old friend of the family. He his wife died 7 years ago and he gets lonely sitting in his mansion by himself. After he gave me a tour of the grounds showing me all of the improvements he has made since I was last there, he invited me in for a beer. I noticed that the beer was tasted a little off but it was kind of warm so I figured that was it. So 4 beers and an hour and a half later, after declining his offer to take me out for a steak dinner, I took off. (BTW, his son, another GB, called while I was there and asked when me & Mrs. SLB were going to come out to SoCal to visit him. He makes Chet look like a piker. May have to do this soon.)

It's only a 15 minute ride home and almost as soon I walk in, my bowels start calling out for Jesus. It was like the bathroom scene in Dumb & Dumber. I race for the toilet and begin a long night of butt purging.

My Dad calls this morning and I tell him about that and he says "did you drink some of his old booze"? I didn't even look at the label and knowing that this guy doesn't drink, I really should have. Idiot.
:lmao: "Would you like a beer? I've got Ballantines and Hamms."
I'd think the pull-tabs and rust on the cans would be a clue.Or if he asked "got a church key handy"?
:lmao: awesome"Is this a Sam Adams?"

"Yup, he bottled it just after Tea Party."

 
Last night I stopped by to visit an long time and old friend of the family. He his wife died 7 years ago and he gets lonely sitting in his mansion by himself. After he gave me a tour of the grounds showing me all of the improvements he has made since I was last there, he invited me in for a beer. I noticed that the beer was tasted a little off but it was kind of warm so I figured that was it. So 4 beers and an hour and a half later, after declining his offer to take me out for a steak dinner, I took off. (BTW, his son, another GB, called while I was there and asked when me & Mrs. SLB were going to come out to SoCal to visit him. He makes Chet look like a piker. May have to do this soon.)

It's only a 15 minute ride home and almost as soon I walk in, my bowels start calling out for Jesus. It was like the bathroom scene in Dumb & Dumber. I race for the toilet and begin a long night of butt purging.

My Dad calls this morning and I tell him about that and he says "did you drink some of his old booze"? I didn't even look at the label and knowing that this guy doesn't drink, I really should have. Idiot.
:lmao: "Would you like a beer? I've got Ballantines and Hamms."
I'd think the pull-tabs and rust on the cans would be a clue.Or if he asked "got a church key handy"?
:lmao: awesome"Is this a Sam Adams?"

"Yup, he bottled it just after Tea Party."
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 

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