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Frostily opus, happy birthday. (that's what autocorrect calls you. Who am I to argue?)

Also, I want to bang your wife. Can we get the ball rolling on that soon?

 
'General Malaise said:
The PAIA held an 'Educational Event' last night for about 100 people. The topic du jour was "Impact Investing: Defining what Matters". As a newly elected board member, my job was to procure the wine/beer. I bought 2.5 cases of beer and a case of wine. The event started at 4:30pm and was over by 7pm. Not one beer leftover and only a little bit of red wine. First time that's ever happened, I'm told. Usually, there is beer/wine left over which is consumed at the next board meeting, but not the case this go around. :thumbup: Also, I might have overserved myself a little and made an inappropriate remark to the lone female board member over dinner. :unsure:
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"You've got nice cans, and I'd like to treat them like SLB treats a Hamms" inappropriate or "Whoa, did you smell that? Sorry. I didn't even know it was waiting to come out. Don't eat the shrimp" inappropriate?
 
Random items from this thread I'd like to address but I don't want to do that fancy SLB multi quote thing:

Every year we have a work trip where we stay at hotels and our company always makes us share a room, or if someone really wants a "single" that have to pay the cost of the difference. We have an older gay man (not Tanner) who works with us and he would always get a single room. Then one year he decided he didn't want to spend the money so he said he'd share a double but only if I was his roommate. Our HR dep't thought I'd be uncomfortable about it, but I embraced it because my strategy was that all the girls always hung around with him because he was "the gay guy", so I figured there'd be a lot of girls in our room. I was wrong about that but it was still great, he ironed my clothes for me everyday and I taught him how to play poker.

I'm enjoying Frosty's birthday, especially reading his FB birthday wishes from his mother and from CatShirt.

I'm not enjoying the fact that Frosty is making a separate post in here to thank each GMTAN birthday wisher. Use the multi-quote thingy or make generic "thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes" post later tonight.

YSR: good luck with the P90X. I bought the "Insanity" workout thing earlier this summer but I can't stay consistent with the schedule. When I do actually do the workouts, I feel like I come close to dying. I have literally sweated more than is humanly possible, I've cried, I've thrown up and I sharted the other day while doing some "lunge" type maneuver.

RICK

 
'Bob Sacamano said:
'General Malaise said:
The PAIA held an 'Educational Event' last night for about 100 people. The topic du jour was "Impact Investing: Defining what Matters". As a newly elected board member, my job was to procure the wine/beer. I bought 2.5 cases of beer and a case of wine. The event started at 4:30pm and was over by 7pm. Not one beer leftover and only a little bit of red wine. First time that's ever happened, I'm told. Usually, there is beer/wine left over which is consumed at the next board meeting, but not the case this go around. :thumbup: Also, I might have overserved myself a little and made an inappropriate remark to the lone female board member over dinner. :unsure:
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"You've got nice cans, and I'd like to treat them like SLB treats a Hamms" inappropriate or "Whoa, did you smell that? Sorry. I didn't even know it was waiting to come out. Don't eat the shrimp" inappropriate?
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We were all walking out of the restaurant, laughing and joking, mulling over the possibility of continuing the party somewhere else. The gal - we'll call her Geri - said she was just going to head home, to which I replied "Awesome, see you there! :excited: " An eerie silence fell upon us before she broke it with a "Uh, no". :mellow: I expect the board to relieve me of my duties today.
 
'General Malaise said:
'Bob Sacamano said:
'General Malaise said:
The PAIA held an 'Educational Event' last night for about 100 people. The topic du jour was "Impact Investing: Defining what Matters". As a newly elected board member, my job was to procure the wine/beer. I bought 2.5 cases of beer and a case of wine. The event started at 4:30pm and was over by 7pm. Not one beer leftover and only a little bit of red wine. First time that's ever happened, I'm told. Usually, there is beer/wine left over which is consumed at the next board meeting, but not the case this go around. :thumbup: Also, I might have overserved myself a little and made an inappropriate remark to the lone female board member over dinner. :unsure:
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"You've got nice cans, and I'd like to treat them like SLB treats a Hamms" inappropriate or "Whoa, did you smell that? Sorry. I didn't even know it was waiting to come out. Don't eat the shrimp" inappropriate?
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We were all walking out of the restaurant, laughing and joking, mulling over the possibility of continuing the party somewhere else. The gal - we'll call her Geri - said she was just going to head home, to which I replied "Awesome, see you there! :excited: " An eerie silence fell upon us before she broke it with a "Uh, no". :mellow: I expect the board to relieve me of my duties today.
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By any chance is this Geri a young promiscuous .... ah never mind.
 
'Gadzooks said:
Random items from this thread I'd like to address but I don't want to do that fancy SLB multi quote thing:Every year we have a work trip where we stay at hotels and our company always makes us share a room, or if someone really wants a "single" that have to pay the cost of the difference. We have an older gay man (not Tanner) who works with us and he would always get a single room. Then one year he decided he didn't want to spend the money so he said he'd share a double but only if I was his roommate. Our HR dep't thought I'd be uncomfortable about it, but I embraced it because my strategy was that all the girls always hung around with him because he was "the gay guy", so I figured there'd be a lot of girls in our room. I was wrong about that but it was still great, he ironed my clothes for me everyday and I taught him how to play poker.I'm enjoying Frosty's birthday, especially reading his FB birthday wishes from his mother and from CatShirt.I'm not enjoying the fact that Frosty is making a separate post in here to thank each GMTAN birthday wisher. Use the multi-quote thingy or make generic "thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes" post later tonight.YSR: good luck with the P90X. I bought the "Insanity" workout thing earlier this summer but I can't stay consistent with the schedule. When I do actually do the workouts, I feel like I come close to dying. I have literally sweated more than is humanly possible, I've cried, I've thrown up and I sharted the other day while doing some "lunge" type maneuver.RICK
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This might sound weird, but can we start dating?
 
'Gadzooks said:
Random items from this thread I'd like to address but I don't want to do that fancy SLB multi quote thing:Every year we have a work trip where we stay at hotels and our company always makes us share a room, or if someone really wants a "single" that have to pay the cost of the difference. We have an older gay man (not Tanner) who works with us and he would always get a single room. Then one year he decided he didn't want to spend the money so he said he'd share a double but only if I was his roommate. Our HR dep't thought I'd be uncomfortable about it, but I embraced it because my strategy was that all the girls always hung around with him because he was "the gay guy", so I figured there'd be a lot of girls in our room. I was wrong about that but it was still great, he ironed my clothes for me everyday and I taught him how to play poker.I'm enjoying Frosty's birthday, especially reading his FB birthday wishes from his mother and from CatShirt.I'm not enjoying the fact that Frosty is making a separate post in here to thank each GMTAN birthday wisher. Use the multi-quote thingy or make generic "thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes" post later tonight.YSR: good luck with the P90X. I bought the "Insanity" workout thing earlier this summer but I can't stay consistent with the schedule. When I do actually do the workouts, I feel like I come close to dying. I have literally sweated more than is humanly possible, I've cried, I've thrown up and I sharted the other day while doing some "lunge" type maneuver.RICK
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RICK goes at the beginning, not the end. YWIA
 
'General Malaise said:
'Bob Sacamano said:
'General Malaise said:
The PAIA held an 'Educational Event' last night for about 100 people. The topic du jour was "Impact Investing: Defining what Matters". As a newly elected board member, my job was to procure the wine/beer. I bought 2.5 cases of beer and a case of wine. The event started at 4:30pm and was over by 7pm. Not one beer leftover and only a little bit of red wine. First time that's ever happened, I'm told. Usually, there is beer/wine left over which is consumed at the next board meeting, but not the case this go around. :thumbup: Also, I might have overserved myself a little and made an inappropriate remark to the lone female board member over dinner. :unsure:
Click to expand...
"You've got nice cans, and I'd like to treat them like SLB treats a Hamms" inappropriate or "Whoa, did you smell that? Sorry. I didn't even know it was waiting to come out. Don't eat the shrimp" inappropriate?
Click to expand...
We were all walking out of the restaurant, laughing and joking, mulling over the possibility of continuing the party somewhere else. The gal - we'll call her Geri - said she was just going to head home, to which I replied "Awesome, see you there! :excited: " An eerie silence fell upon us before she broke it with a "Uh, no". :mellow: I expect the board to relieve me of my duties today.
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Ouch. I would have said "I'm so sorry. Sometimes I joke like that with my friends outside of work. I honestly didn't mean to offend you or suggest that you would be open to something appropriate." Then I would have punched her in the face.
 
With JoePa gone, what is the over under on the Sandusky thread?

I thought for sure it would reach 100 pages, but I could see it losing steam soon.

 
'Homer J Simpson said:
'Gadzooks said:
Random items from this thread I'd like to address but I don't want to do that fancy SLB multi quote thing:Every year we have a work trip where we stay at hotels and our company always makes us share a room, or if someone really wants a "single" that have to pay the cost of the difference. We have an older gay man (not Tanner) who works with us and he would always get a single room. Then one year he decided he didn't want to spend the money so he said he'd share a double but only if I was his roommate. Our HR dep't thought I'd be uncomfortable about it, but I embraced it because my strategy was that all the girls always hung around with him because he was "the gay guy", so I figured there'd be a lot of girls in our room. I was wrong about that but it was still great, he ironed my clothes for me everyday and I taught him how to play poker.I'm enjoying Frosty's birthday, especially reading his FB birthday wishes from his mother and from CatShirt.I'm not enjoying the fact that Frosty is making a separate post in here to thank each GMTAN birthday wisher. Use the multi-quote thingy or make generic "thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes" post later tonight.YSR: good luck with the P90X. I bought the "Insanity" workout thing earlier this summer but I can't stay consistent with the schedule. When I do actually do the workouts, I feel like I come close to dying. I have literally sweated more than is humanly possible, I've cried, I've thrown up and I sharted the other day while doing some "lunge" type maneuver.RICK
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This might sound weird, but can we start dating?
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I guess so.
 
'Gadzooks said:
I'm not enjoying the fact that Frosty is making a separate post in here to thank each GMTAN birthday wisher. Use the multi-quote thingy or make generic "thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes" post later tonight.
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I don't know how on the first, and how does that make people feel special on the second?
 
'Bogart said:
With JoePa gone, what is the over under on the Sandusky thread?I thought for sure it would reach 100 pages, but I could see it losing steam soon.
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we'll hit 100 pages tomorrow and 76 of them are repeats of previous posts.
 
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'General Malaise said:
I wished Frost a happy birthday on facebook. :bowtie:Also, I'd share a motel room with Tre. We both seem to hail from the school where the motel bath is really nothing more than a cooler for ice and beer. :thumbup:
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Waking up in a bath of ice and a missing kidney isn't good enough for you?Have I mentioned knuckles is at my house today while I'm at work? :scared:
 
'Sconch said:
'-fish- said:
'General Malaise said:
I wished Frost a happy birthday on facebook. :bowtie:Also, I'd share a motel room with Tre. We both seem to hail from the school where the motel bath is really nothing more than a cooler for ice and beer. :thumbup:
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Waking up in a bath of ice and a missing kidney isn't good enough for you?Have I mentioned knuckles is at my house today while I'm at work? :scared:
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Good god, man.
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I'm assuming she's cleaning my house.
 
'-fish- said:
'Sconch said:
'-fish- said:
'General Malaise said:
I wished Frost a happy birthday on facebook. :bowtie:Also, I'd share a motel room with Tre. We both seem to hail from the school where the motel bath is really nothing more than a cooler for ice and beer. :thumbup:
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Waking up in a bath of ice and a missing kidney isn't good enough for you?Have I mentioned knuckles is at my house today while I'm at work? :scared:
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Good god, man.
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I'm assuming she's cleaning my house.
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I bet she's wearing your clothes and peeing in every corner.
 
Is there a difference between a "massage therapist" and getting a massage at a spa? My neck and shoulder have been a mess for almost 2 weeks now. I did nothing to it. I was fine after muay thai class, then had a flu bug a few days. Once I felt better my neck and shoulder have been inflamed and lack much range of motion. Can this be from just being bed/couch ridden for a few days in an awkward position? It's gotten better and then worse, but never gone. Should I just go the asian route for more stress release? :cough: Should I see a Dr. or god forbid a chiropractor?

 
'Sconch said:
'-fish- said:
'General Malaise said:
I wished Frost a happy birthday on facebook. :bowtie:Also, I'd share a motel room with Tre. We both seem to hail from the school where the motel bath is really nothing more than a cooler for ice and beer. :thumbup:
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Waking up in a bath of ice and a missing kidney isn't good enough for you?Have I mentioned knuckles is at my house today while I'm at work? :scared:
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Good god, man.
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There's only one reasonable explanation: you're secretly filming the whole thing.
 
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