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Just called my old neighbor that works close to our new house to see if he wanted to come over for some cocktails. How he does the commute everyday is hard to fathom. Anyhow:

Me: Hey, what's up? Are you getting off work soon?

ON: Got off early today for Vet's Day.

Me: Oh.

ON: Why, are you inviting me over?

Me: Well, yeah, but it's almost 9 and you're like 40 miles away....

ON: We'll come over and spend the night.

ME: :unsure: Cool!

ON: Let me check with my wife, I'll call you right back.

*fiveminutesgoesby:

ON: Alright, we're leaving now. Do we need to bring some appetizers?

Me: If you're hungry, that would be a good idea. :lol:

ON: :lmao: Well, we'll be there soon. My wife said she'e never slept in the same house as white people so she wants to check it out.

Me: I'll wake you for the cross burning.

 
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'St. Louis Bob said:
Just called my old neighbor that works close to our new house to see if he wanted to come over for some cocktails. How he does the commute everyday is hard to fathom. Anyhow:Me: Hey, what's up? Are you getting off work soon?ON: Got off early today for Vet's Day.Me: Oh.ON: Why, are you inviting me over?Me: Well, yeah, but it's almost 9 and you're like 40 miles away....ON: We'll come over and spend the night.ME: :unsure: Cool!ON: Let me check with my wife, I'll call you right back.*fiveminutesgoesby:ON: Alright, we're leaving now. Do we need to bring some appetizers?Me: If you're hungry, that would be a good idea. :lol:ON: :lmao: Well, we'll be there soon. My wife said she'e never slept in the same house as white people so she wants to check it out.Me: I'll wake you for the cross burning.
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I read this 5 times and I swear I must be missing something.Or I'm too damn tired to make sense of it. :mellow:
 
'Mr.Pack said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Just called my old neighbor that works close to our new house to see if he wanted to come over for some cocktails. How he does the commute everyday is hard to fathom. Anyhow:Me: Hey, what's up? Are you getting off work soon?ON: Got off early today for Vet's Day.Me: Oh.ON: Why, are you inviting me over?Me: Well, yeah, but it's almost 9 and you're like 40 miles away....ON: We'll come over and spend the night.ME: :unsure: Cool!ON: Let me check with my wife, I'll call you right back.*fiveminutesgoesby:ON: Alright, we're leaving now. Do we need to bring some appetizers?Me: If you're hungry, that would be a good idea. :lol:ON: :lmao: Well, we'll be there soon. My wife said she'e never slept in the same house as white people so she wants to check it out.Me: I'll wake you for the cross burning.
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I read this 5 times and I swear I must be missing something.Or I'm too damn tired to make sense of it. :mellow:
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The SLBs are swingers.
 
'YSR said:
'Mr.Pack said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Just called my old neighbor that works close to our new house to see if he wanted to come over for some cocktails. How he does the commute everyday is hard to fathom. Anyhow:Me: Hey, what's up? Are you getting off work soon?ON: Got off early today for Vet's Day.Me: Oh.ON: Why, are you inviting me over?Me: Well, yeah, but it's almost 9 and you're like 40 miles away....ON: We'll come over and spend the night.ME: :unsure: Cool!ON: Let me check with my wife, I'll call you right back.*fiveminutesgoesby:ON: Alright, we're leaving now. Do we need to bring some appetizers?Me: If you're hungry, that would be a good idea. :lol:ON: :lmao: Well, we'll be there soon. My wife said she'e never slept in the same house as white people so she wants to check it out.Me: I'll wake you for the cross burning.
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I read this 5 times and I swear I must be missing something.Or I'm too damn tired to make sense of it. :mellow:
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The SLBs are swingers.
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:doh:
 
'Mr.Pack said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Just called my old neighbor that works close to our new house to see if he wanted to come over for some cocktails. How he does the commute everyday is hard to fathom. Anyhow:Me: Hey, what's up? Are you getting off work soon?ON: Got off early today for Vet's Day.Me: Oh.ON: Why, are you inviting me over?Me: Well, yeah, but it's almost 9 and you're like 40 miles away....ON: We'll come over and spend the night.ME: :unsure: Cool!ON: Let me check with my wife, I'll call you right back.*fiveminutesgoesby:ON: Alright, we're leaving now. Do we need to bring some appetizers?Me: If you're hungry, that would be a good idea. :lol:ON: :lmao: Well, we'll be there soon. My wife said she'e never slept in the same house as white people so she wants to check it out.Me: I'll wake you for the cross burning.
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I read this 5 times and I swear I must be missing something.Or I'm too damn tired to make sense of it. :mellow:
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*hint* Our ON/GB's ancestors used to work on YSR's ancestor's plantation.
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Mr.Pack said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Just called my old neighbor that works close to our new house to see if he wanted to come over for some cocktails. How he does the commute everyday is hard to fathom. Anyhow:Me: Hey, what's up? Are you getting off work soon?ON: Got off early today for Vet's Day.Me: Oh.ON: Why, are you inviting me over?Me: Well, yeah, but it's almost 9 and you're like 40 miles away....ON: We'll come over and spend the night.ME: :unsure: Cool!ON: Let me check with my wife, I'll call you right back.*fiveminutesgoesby:ON: Alright, we're leaving now. Do we need to bring some appetizers?Me: If you're hungry, that would be a good idea. :lol:ON: :lmao: Well, we'll be there soon. My wife said she'e never slept in the same house as white people so she wants to check it out.Me: I'll wake you for the cross burning.
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I read this 5 times and I swear I must be missing something.Or I'm too damn tired to make sense of it. :mellow:
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*hint* Our ON/GB's ancestors used to work on YSR's ancestor's plantation.
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No, I got that part, here's what threw me way off......
ON: Why, are you inviting me over?Me: Well, yeah, but it's almost 9 and you're like 40 miles away....
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Not really his question, but your answer has me shuked.
 
'Mr.Pack said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
'Mr.Pack said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Just called my old neighbor that works close to our new house to see if he wanted to come over for some cocktails. How he does the commute everyday is hard to fathom. Anyhow:Me: Hey, what's up? Are you getting off work soon?ON: Got off early today for Vet's Day.Me: Oh.ON: Why, are you inviting me over?Me: Well, yeah, but it's almost 9 and you're like 40 miles away....ON: We'll come over and spend the night.ME: :unsure: Cool!ON: Let me check with my wife, I'll call you right back.*fiveminutesgoesby:ON: Alright, we're leaving now. Do we need to bring some appetizers?Me: If you're hungry, that would be a good idea. :lol:ON: :lmao: Well, we'll be there soon. My wife said she'e never slept in the same house as white people so she wants to check it out.Me: I'll wake you for the cross burning.
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I read this 5 times and I swear I must be missing something.Or I'm too damn tired to make sense of it. :mellow:
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*hint* Our ON/GB's ancestors used to work on YSR's ancestor's plantation.
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No, I got that part, here's what threw me way off......
ON: Why, are you inviting me over?Me: Well, yeah, but it's almost 9 and you're like 40 miles away....
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Not really his question, but your answer has me shuked.
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I called his bluff and lost. :shrug:
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
Just called my old neighbor that works close to our new house to see if he wanted to come over for some cocktails. How he does the commute everyday is hard to fathom. Anyhow:Me: Hey, what's up? Are you getting off work soon?ON: Got off early today for Vet's Day.Me: Oh.ON: Why, are you inviting me over?Me: Well, yeah, but it's almost 9 and you're like 40 miles away....ON: We'll come over and spend the night.ME: :unsure: Cool!ON: Let me check with my wife, I'll call you right back.*fiveminutesgoesby:ON: Alright, we're leaving now. Do we need to bring some appetizers?Me: If you're hungry, that would be a good idea. :lol:ON: :lmao: Well, we'll be there soon. My wife said she'e never slept in the same house as white people so she wants to check it out.Me: I'll wake you for the cross burning.
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I understand what the N is for, but what does the O mean?
 
'Mr.Pack said:
'Mr.Pack said:
I just got an ummm, pretty ummmmmm nice? sext message with pics........I'm not shy about sending this on to my GMTAN bretheren........ :unsure:
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No one wants any "home fun" pics? :confused:
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:hey: That's what the cage is for.
'cosjobs said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Just called my old neighbor that works close to our new house to see if he wanted to come over for some cocktails. How he does the commute everyday is hard to fathom. Anyhow:Me: Hey, what's up? Are you getting off work soon?ON: Got off early today for Vet's Day.Me: Oh.ON: Why, are you inviting me over?Me: Well, yeah, but it's almost 9 and you're like 40 miles away....ON: We'll come over and spend the night.ME: :unsure: Cool!ON: Let me check with my wife, I'll call you right back.*fiveminutesgoesby:ON: Alright, we're leaving now. Do we need to bring some appetizers?Me: If you're hungry, that would be a good idea. :lol:ON: :lmao: Well, we'll be there soon. My wife said she'e never slept in the same house as white people so she wants to check it out.Me: I'll wake you for the cross burning.
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I understand what the N is for, but what does the O mean?
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I'm assuming "old." Kind of insulting...
 
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'Tecumseh said:
'Mr.Pack said:
'Mr.Pack said:
I just got an ummm, pretty ummmmmm nice? sext message with pics........I'm not shy about sending this on to my GMTAN bretheren........ :unsure:
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No one wants any "home fun" pics? :confused:
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:hey: That's what the cage is for.
'cosjobs said:
'St. Louis Bob said:
Just called my old neighbor that works close to our new house to see if he wanted to come over for some cocktails. How he does the commute everyday is hard to fathom. Anyhow:Me: Hey, what's up? Are you getting off work soon?ON: Got off early today for Vet's Day.Me: Oh.ON: Why, are you inviting me over?Me: Well, yeah, but it's almost 9 and you're like 40 miles away....ON: We'll come over and spend the night.ME: :unsure: Cool!ON: Let me check with my wife, I'll call you right back.*fiveminutesgoesby:ON: Alright, we're leaving now. Do we need to bring some appetizers?Me: If you're hungry, that would be a good idea. :lol:ON: :lmao: Well, we'll be there soon. My wife said she'e never slept in the same house as white people so she wants to check it out.Me: I'll wake you for the cross burning.
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I understand what the N is for, but what does the O mean?
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I'm assuming "old." Kind of insulting...
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ole, imo.
 
'St. Louis Bob said:
Just called my old neighbor that works close to our new house to see if he wanted to come over for some cocktails. How he does the commute everyday is hard to fathom. Anyhow:Me: Hey, what's up? Are you getting off work soon?ON: Got off early today for Vet's Day.Me: Oh.ON: Why, are you inviting me over?Me: Well, yeah, but it's almost 9 and you're like 40 miles away....ON: We'll come over and spend the night.ME: :unsure: Cool!ON: Let me check with my wife, I'll call you right back.*fiveminutesgoesby:ON: Alright, we're leaving now. Do we need to bring some appetizers?Me: If you're hungry, that would be a good idea. :lol:ON: :lmao: Well, we'll be there soon. My wife said she'e never slept in the same house as white people so she wants to check it out.Me: I'll wake you for the cross burning.
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I hope they hid their wallets.
 
'krista4 said:
Just left work and decided I want Indian food and don't want to share it with our household critters. Eating at a restaurant by myself on a Friday night, how uncool on a 1-10 non-offdee scale?
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7.5: As cool as the other side of one of the coolest pillows locally.
 
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'St. Louis Bob said:
Just called my old neighbor that works close to our new house to see if he wanted to come over for some cocktails. How he does the commute everyday is hard to fathom. Anyhow:Me: Hey, what's up? Are you getting off work soon?ON: Got off early today for Vet's Day.Me: Oh.ON: Why, are you inviting me over?Me: Well, yeah, but it's almost 9 and you're like 40 miles away....ON: We'll come over and spend the night.ME: :unsure: Cool!ON: Let me check with my wife, I'll call you right back.*fiveminutesgoesby:ON: Alright, we're leaving now. Do we need to bring some appetizers?Me: If you're hungry, that would be a good idea. :lol:ON: :lmao: Well, we'll be there soon. My wife said she'e never slept in the same house as white people so she wants to check it out.Me: I'll wake you for the cross burning.
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:lmao: :lmao: I'd pay good money to be your neighbor. :hifive:
 
I'm enjoying the 7am Hippling. :)

Also, I had sex with a strange woman tonight...she was like 40ish...I feel weird. But good. Mainly cause I got to have McDonald's breakfast on the way ho,me...is 4 sausage mcmuffins too many? I'm not sure. I think yes. :toilet:

Should this be in the drunk thread? Cause Im still pretty drunk. Really drunk actually. Contemplating having another beer...pretty sure I should have my head examined.

 
Tonight is my monthly wine night with some friends from work. The host picks a type/region and everyone brings a bottle and an appetizer that goes with it. The last two have been "Germany" and "Bordeaux" I am hosting tonight, so I chose boxed wines and the appetizers must contain velveeta. I imagine this will not end well...

 
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