dharmapunk
Footballguy
I knew it.Hi Imp. No offense meant. Happy posting.Correct. He digs slave names.Let me take a wild guess: "Doug" is Imp/Misfitblondes? Or am I totally wrong?
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mr. furley
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
but with more Italians
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HighBeams
Guest
Sorry, Max.it's actually Mike butanyways
Sarnoff
Footballguy
Can't believe someone Shick!ed the truck driver thread. What ########. Was it Drifter? Banworthy IMHO. This thread could use protection to make sure that doesn't happen here.
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dharmapunk
Footballguy
I just read a student paper that claimed there are 250,000,000 professional soccer players in the world.
And it wasn't a typo with the zeros. He wrote it out. "Two hundred and fifty million."
Two sentences later he says you have to have skill to compete professionally.
Really? With 250 million positions, I'm pretty sure skill means nada. One of those rodeo monkeys could make a team.
And it wasn't a typo with the zeros. He wrote it out. "Two hundred and fifty million."
Two sentences later he says you have to have skill to compete professionally.
Really? With 250 million positions, I'm pretty sure skill means nada. One of those rodeo monkeys could make a team.
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mr. furley
Footballguy
called the guys work?
Sarnoff
Footballguy
Yes. Someone accused the OP of fishing and making up that he was a truck driver. He posted some details, apparently one of the doubters called up his employer and started asking questions (knowing his CB handle). Now the OP has to have a sit-down with his boss tonight and answer up.called the guys work?
mr. furley
Footballguy
that has to be shtick by the OP, no?Yes. Someone accused the OP of fishing and making up that he was a truck driver. He posted some details, apparently one of the doubters called up his employer and started asking questions (knowing his CB handle). Now the OP has to have a sit-down with his boss tonight and answer up.called the guys work?
Osaurus
Footballguy
The plot thinsthat has to be shtick by the OP, no?Yes. Someone accused the OP of fishing and making up that he was a truck driver. He posted some details, apparently one of the doubters called up his employer and started asking questions (knowing his CB handle). Now the OP has to have a sit-down with his boss tonight and answer up.called the guys work?
mr. furley
Footballguy
just read page 5 of that thread
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nobody should be calling folks at work (or sending them faxes
)
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nobody should be calling folks at work (or sending them faxes
)
Osaurus
Footballguy
Yeah. This has gone so well in the past.just read page 5 of that threadoofnobody should be calling folks at work (or sending them faxes
Fightin Donkey
Footballguy
This is what I was thinking.that has to be shtick by the OP, no?Yes. Someone accused the OP of fishing and making up that he was a truck driver. He posted some details, apparently one of the doubters called up his employer and started asking questions (knowing his CB handle). Now the OP has to have a sit-down with his boss tonight and answer up.called the guys work?
Gadzooks
Footballguy
Good lord that was strange and kinda creepy. Though I thought the "talk to you soon" at the end was a nice gesture on my part. By the way, the 22 year old texted me today asking "who's the cat-lover guy?"
Apparently I ended the night with her by saying that "I had to get a message to the cat-lover guy".
Good lord that was strange and kinda creepy. Though I thought the "talk to you soon" at the end was a nice gesture on my part. By the way, the 22 year old texted me today asking "who's the cat-lover guy?"
dharmapunk
Footballguy
These are not the details I was looking for. PM if necessary. Save the sweaty parts. I just want to know what happened.Good lord that was strange and kinda creepy. Though I thought the "talk to you soon" at the end was a nice gesture on my part. By the way, the 22 year old texted me today asking "who's the cat-lover guy?"
dharmapunk
Footballguy
Though I wondered about this. I wondered if the vague creepy feeling in the back of your mind would stay there as she's Armstronging your horn. My guess is it didn't go away.These are not the details I was looking for. PM if necessary. Save the sweaty parts. I just want to know what happened.Good lord that was strange and kinda creepy. Though I thought the "talk to you soon" at the end was a nice gesture on my part. By the way, the 22 year old texted me today asking "who's the cat-lover guy?"
Which is why if you're going to have sex with someone half your age, it should be with a prostitute. You don't pay for the sex, you pay to be free of all the garbage surrounding the sex.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
The "creepy" I was referencing above was about the PM I sent him regarding me and Frosty's wife and mother moving into the Sconch home. You'll be happy to know there was no vague creepy feeling in the back of mind while performing physical activities with the 22 year old, both in the restroom at the bar and in her car in the parking lot. However, I did have an issue in the past that affected my bedroom performance. It is detailed here. Thankfully the wisdom and encouragement of GM and SLB got me through that ordeal.Though I wondered about this. I wondered if the vague creepy feeling in the back of your mind would stay there as she's Armstronging your horn. My guess is it didn't go away.These are not the details I was looking for. PM if necessary. Save the sweaty parts. I just want to know what happened.Good lord that was strange and kinda creepy. Though I thought the "talk to you soon" at the end was a nice gesture on my part. By the way, the 22 year old texted me today asking "who's the cat-lover guy?"
Which is why if you're going to have sex with someone half your age, it should be with a prostitute. You don't pay for the sex, you pay to be free of all the garbage surrounding the sex.
dharmapunk
Footballguy
The "creepy" I was referencing above was about the PM I sent him regarding me and Frosty's wife and mother moving into the Sconch home. You'll be happy to know there was no vague creepy feeling in the back of mind while performing physical activities with the 22 year old, both in the restroom at the bar and in her car in the parking lot. However, I did have an issue in the past that affected my bedroom performance. It is detailed here. Thankfully the wisdom and encouragement of GM and SLB got me through that ordeal.Though I wondered about this. I wondered if the vague creepy feeling in the back of your mind would stay there as she's Armstronging your horn. My guess is it didn't go away.These are not the details I was looking for. PM if necessary. Save the sweaty parts. I just want to know what happened.Good lord that was strange and kinda creepy. Though I thought the "talk to you soon" at the end was a nice gesture on my part. By the way, the 22 year old texted me today asking "who's the cat-lover guy?"
Which is why if you're going to have sex with someone half your age, it should be with a prostitute. You don't pay for the sex, you pay to be free of all the garbage surrounding the sex.
Fightin Donkey
Footballguy
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Are you the same age as Gadzooks?I take no offense to being associated with a post about a hot 22 year old being interested.
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
wozzley is 27-28 i believe...Are you the same age as Gadzooks?I take no offense to being associated with a post about a hot 22 year old being interested.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Right.wozzley is 27-28 i believe...Are you the same age as Gadzooks?I take no offense to being associated with a post about a hot 22 year old being interested.
General Malaise
Footballguy
1000!!!!!11
Fightin Donkey
Footballguy
That's OK. Last year a guy in my league carried 3 kickers nearly all year long.I think it's a sickness.
General Malaise
Footballguy
They just switched from the Patriots/Eagles beatdown to give us touchdowns for Jebus. Awesome.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm going to start saying "GO" instead of "HIKE" when I play football with the kids. Catchy.
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
a blind female monkey could have done a better job setting my lineup this week. I started Tolbert and Spiller over Wayne, Little, Gresham, Nelson, Matthews - all who scored double digits. And of course Fitzpatrick and his 31 points are rotting on my bench also. And after carrying Deangelo's carcass for 10 weeks I finally dropped him. My opponent picked him up and started him this week because he has F. Jackson and AP out.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Sconch
Footballguy
Good lord that was strange and kinda creepy. Though I thought the "talk to you soon" at the end was a nice gesture on my part. By the way, the 22 year old texted me today asking "who's the cat-lover guy?"
Sconch
Footballguy
I threw up in my mouth a lot.
SofaKings
Footballguy
I feel just awful for the Bears.
Sconch
Footballguy
There was a 86% chance Haney was going to throw a pick on the next play any way.
This is going to be a very long month coming up for the Bears.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
what happened in the Bears game?
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I had something like 20 pages to catch up on, but I finally did it.
at all the hijinks the past few days.
OY!, did you text something about a "code red at taco bell" last week? Just piecing together this thread/texts. Didn't recognize the number.
at all the hijinks the past few days.OY!, did you text something about a "code red at taco bell" last week? Just piecing together this thread/texts. Didn't recognize the number.
Sconch
Footballguy
Bears score with 2:11 left to make it 20-25, Raiders.Bears almost recover onside kick and then force Oakland to punt.No time outs left and the Bears actually moving down the field.5 secs left and Haney is going to spike it. Takes the snap but instead of spiking it right away he semi-fakes like he's going to throw. God knows why. Any way he takes a couple of steps back and then spikes it. That's not a spike. It's intentional grounding. Loss of down, 10 second run-off. Game over.
Tremendous Upside
Footballguy
oof
SofaKings
Footballguy
And yet Tebow wins. No justice in this world.
Oh Yes!
Footballguy
mr. furley
Footballguy
starting Caleb Hanie?'krista4 said:
mr. furley
Footballguy
my play of the year nominee so far
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