GM's thread about nothing (22 Viewers)

[Oh Yes!]

any of you guys have anything like this hanging around?

ill send you money for them.

 

[Sconch]

5 secs left and Haney is going to spike it. Takes the snap but instead of spiking it right away he semi-fakes like he's going to throw. God knows why. Any way he takes a couple of steps back and then spikes it. That's not a spike. It's intentional grounding. Loss of down, 10 second run-off. Game over.

my play of the year nominee so far

My link

 

[dharmapunk]

I wish Mike Tomlin coached the Bills.

 

[jplvr]

Who is Doug?

 

[dharmapunk]

Local Syracuse media having an orgasm over the Bernie Fine thing.

 

[bentley]

Who is Doug?

Imp

 

[Thorn]

I have about 4-5 pages to catch up on.

But, about 50 minutes ago, I was called outside to have a sit-down with my father. This sit-down informed me that my older sister was very uncomfortable with my language and general behavior in the first half of the Clemson/USC game.

I'm trying to be respectful and am sitting here mute, which may be for the best.

Well she can uncomfort herself right out the ####### door for all I care

 

[mr. furley]

some great shtick opportunity in the 60 minutes homeless kids thread

 

[Tecumseh]

Ugh. My poor dog has been at the emergency vet all weekend with what appears to be pancreatitis, thanks to sausage grease that I poured on his food Thanksgiving night. This sucks.

 

[Tiny Dancer]

some great shtick opportunity in the 60 minutes homeless kids thread

I was gonna do a whole thing about what torture it is just to spend an hour in the car with my kids, but I thought better of it.

 

[Oh Yes!]

How many beers is too many when watching football with the family all day? How many if you're the only one drinking?

 

[mr. furley]

some great shtick opportunity in the 60 minutes homeless kids thread

I was gonna do a whole thing about what torture it is just to spend an hour in the car with my kids, but I thought better of it.

 

[krista4]

Ugh. My poor dog has been at the emergency vet all weekend with what appears to be pancreatitis, thanks to sausage grease that I poured on his food Thanksgiving night. This sucks.

:( He going to be OK? Would never have thought that would be an issue.

 

[Drifter]

Aaron- can we get this thread password protected?

Can't believe someone Shick!ed the truck driver thread. What ########. Was it Drifter? Banworthy IMHO. This thread could use protection to make sure that doesn't happen here.

What happened? I haven't even been in there since the guy couldn't name common truck parts or the name of a form he supposedly fills out every day.

 

[Drifter]

Aaron- can we get this thread password protected?

Can't believe someone Shick!ed the truck driver thread. What ########. Was it Drifter? Banworthy IMHO. This thread could use protection to make sure that doesn't happen here.

called the guys work?

Yes. Someone accused the OP of fishing and making up that he was a truck driver. He posted some details, apparently one of the doubters called up his employer and started asking questions (knowing his CB handle). Now the OP has to have a sit-down with his boss tonight and answer up.

Not me. I don't take the internet that seriously. I also continue to doubt that story.

 

[mr. furley]

Ugh. My poor dog has been at the emergency vet all weekend with what appears to be pancreatitis, thanks to sausage grease that I poured on his food Thanksgiving night. This sucks.

:( He going to be OK? Would never have thought that would be an issue.

wiki:"Eighty percent of pancreatitis is caused by alcohol..."feeding the pooch booze, Bob?

 

[mr. furley]

if true, this explains so much

Don't people know what it takes to make butter the old fashion way? Maybe it's my Amish upbringing but I figured it was common knowledge as to how butter is made.

 

[Drifter]

Aaron- can we get this thread password protected?

Can't believe someone Shick!ed the truck driver thread. What ########. Was it Drifter? Banworthy IMHO. This thread could use protection to make sure that doesn't happen here.

What happened? I haven't even been in there since the guy couldn't name common truck parts or the name of a form he supposedly fills out every day.

You are being accused of being a BIG TIME child molester who really knows his trucks

Both of those are, in fact, false statements. That's why the guy was fishing. I know the industry and I know a fair amount of trucks but any driver I've ever know knew a crapload more about the trucks themselves than I do.

 

[Drifter]

Aaron- can we get this thread password protected?

Can't believe someone Shick!ed the truck driver thread. What ########. Was it Drifter? Banworthy IMHO. This thread could use protection to make sure that doesn't happen here.

What happened? I haven't even been in there since the guy couldn't name common truck parts or the name of a form he supposedly fills out every day.

You are being accused of being a BIG TIME child molester who really knows his trucks

Both of those are, in fact, false statements. That's why the guy was fishing. I know the industry and I know a fair amount of trucks but any driver I've ever know knew a crapload more about the trucks themselves than I do.

You should fight crime full time

Who are you again?

 

[Keys Myaths]

Aaron- can we get this thread password protected?

Can't believe someone Shick!ed the truck driver thread. What ########. Was it Drifter? Banworthy IMHO. This thread could use protection to make sure that doesn't happen here.

What happened? I haven't even been in there since the guy couldn't name common truck parts or the name of a form he supposedly fills out every day.

You are being accused of being a BIG TIME child molester who really knows his trucks

Both of those are, in fact, false statements. That's why the guy was fishing. I know the industry and I know a fair amount of trucks but any driver I've ever know knew a crapload more about the trucks themselves than I do.

You should fight crime full time

Who are you again?

I could be your sidekick

I'm pretty sure it's the scotch and soda talking, but this conversation makes me laugh pretty hard.

 

[shuke]

You know when Zooks says he's going to send you a drunken PM he delivers. WITH VIGOR.

Good lord that was strange and kinda creepy. Though I thought the "talk to you soon" at the end was a nice gesture on my part. By the way, the 22 year old texted me today asking "who's the cat-lover guy?" Apparently I ended the night with her by saying that "I had to get a message to the cat-lover guy".

 

[shuke]

if true, this explains so much

Don't people know what it takes to make butter the old fashion way? Maybe it's my Amish upbringing but I figured it was common knowledge as to how butter is made.

Whoa.

 

[Tecumseh]

Ugh. My poor dog has been at the emergency vet all weekend with what appears to be pancreatitis, thanks to sausage grease that I poured on his food Thanksgiving night. This sucks.

:( He going to be OK? Would never have thought that would be an issue.

I didn't either. He's eaten stuff like that his entire life. The vet said that if a dog is on a regular diet, a sudden high fat meal can cause the pancreas to go haywire.Not sure if he's going to make it. His vitals are ok, and he's drinking water, but he hasn't eaten in 2-3 days now. Just no interest in food.

 

[Tecumseh]

Ugh. My poor dog has been at the emergency vet all weekend with what appears to be pancreatitis, thanks to sausage grease that I poured on his food Thanksgiving night. This sucks.

:( He going to be OK? Would never have thought that would be an issue.

wiki:"Eighty percent of pancreatitis is caused by alcohol..."feeding the pooch booze, Bob?

Is this supposed to be funny?

 

[proninja]

Ugh. My poor dog has been at the emergency vet all weekend with what appears to be pancreatitis, thanks to sausage grease that I poured on his food Thanksgiving night. This sucks.

:( He going to be OK? Would never have thought that would be an issue.

wiki:"Eighty percent of pancreatitis is caused by alcohol..."feeding the pooch booze, Bob?

Is this supposed to be funny?

kicking people while they're down is his shtick. I wouldn't pay him any mind.

 

[jplvr]

Who is Doug?

Imp

Thanks. Makes sense now.

 

[krista4]

Ugh. My poor dog has been at the emergency vet all weekend with what appears to be pancreatitis, thanks to sausage grease that I poured on his food Thanksgiving night. This sucks.

:( He going to be OK? Would never have thought that would be an issue.

I didn't either. He's eaten stuff like that his entire life. The vet said that if a dog is on a regular diet, a sudden high fat meal can cause the pancreas to go haywire.Not sure if he's going to make it. His vitals are ok, and he's drinking water, but he hasn't eaten in 2-3 days now. Just no interest in food.

Oh no. Poor fella. Hope they're giving him an IV for nutrients until he gets better.T&P more T, GBT.

 

[Tecumseh]

Ugh. My poor dog has been at the emergency vet all weekend with what appears to be pancreatitis, thanks to sausage grease that I poured on his food Thanksgiving night. This sucks.

:( He going to be OK? Would never have thought that would be an issue.

I didn't either. He's eaten stuff like that his entire life. The vet said that if a dog is on a regular diet, a sudden high fat meal can cause the pancreas to go haywire.Not sure if he's going to make it. His vitals are ok, and he's drinking water, but he hasn't eaten in 2-3 days now. Just no interest in food.

Oh no. Poor fella. Hope they're giving him an IV for nutrients until he gets better.T&P more T, GBT.

Thank you, I really appreciate it.

 

[jplvr]

Ugh. My poor dog has been at the emergency vet all weekend with what appears to be pancreatitis, thanks to sausage grease that I poured on his food Thanksgiving night. This sucks.

:( He going to be OK? Would never have thought that would be an issue.

I didn't either. He's eaten stuff like that his entire life. The vet said that if a dog is on a regular diet, a sudden high fat meal can cause the pancreas to go haywire.Not sure if he's going to make it. His vitals are ok, and he's drinking water, but he hasn't eaten in 2-3 days now. Just no interest in food.

fwiw, I put my dog on a raw diet about a year and a half or so ago. He had no health problems previously, but he's been doing great ever since. I don't search out deals, but basically I feed him for less than $1 per day these days and he used to go through a $50 bag of dog food in a month. I'm sure the daily rate is higher than $1 considering I through beef and leftover and slightly spoiled fish into the mix as well, but I think he's eating healthier these days for equal money or less.I probably wouldn't have him on a diet like this if I had kids. He's knocking out a bowl of raw chicken every night before I let him in the house each night afterall.

 

[cosjobs]

anyone here use nook or kindle?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

anyone here use nook or kindle?

I've been using the nookie quite a bit lately.

 

[Oh Yes!]

anyone here use nook or kindle?

I've been using the nookie quite a bit lately.

Sex joke!!!!!!!

 

[dharmapunk]

if true, this explains so much

Don't people know what it takes to make butter the old fashion way? Maybe it's my Amish upbringing but I figured it was common knowledge as to how butter is made.

Whoa.

Notebook updated.

 

[kevzilla]

How long does it take to start throwing up if you have food poisoning? Twelve hours?

I have about 45 minutes.

 

[dharmapunk]

anyone here use nook or kindle?

The wife has had one for over a year, and she converted me back in August (much to the waving fingers of my lit snob friends).What's up?

 

[dharmapunk]

How long does it take to start throwing up if you have food poisoning? Twelve hours?I have about 45 minutes.

WAT?

 

[Keys Myaths]

How long does it take to start throwing up if you have food poisoning? Twelve hours?I have about 45 minutes.

A man can do a lot of living in 45 minutes.

 

[kevzilla]

How long does it take to start throwing up if you have food poisoning? Twelve hours?I have about 45 minutes.

A man can do a lot of living in 45 minutes.

Unfortunately, I have to go to work. Probably a false alarm.

 

[dharmapunk]

How long does it take to start throwing up if you have food poisoning? Twelve hours?I have about 45 minutes.

A man can do a lot of living in 45 minutes.

Unfortunately, I have to go to work. Probably a false alarm.

What do you think gave you food poisoning?

 

[heckmanm]

How long does it take to start throwing up if you have food poisoning? Twelve hours?I have about 45 minutes.

A man can do a lot of living in 45 minutes.

Unfortunately, I have to go to work. Probably a false alarm.

What do you think gave you food poisoning?

Something hit me at work last Wednesday right after lunch - about 30 minutes. Might have been a coincidence with a "stomach bug" but the timing was suspicious. After 2 trips to the can in a half hour, I made a tense drive home just in time for round 3 and the subsequent reversal of the aforementioned lunch. I missed pretty much all of the turkey-day festivities, was still feeling like a soda dispenser on Friday, and as of Sunday, still got winded taking a shower. So whatever's ailing you, good luck

 

[Oh Yes!]

i pooped this morning. pretty good poop. quite pleased with it.

 

[Kirby]

How long does it take to start throwing up if you have food poisoning? Twelve hours?I have about 45 minutes.

12ish hours for me. Then it was spray poo, wipe, turn around, flush, throw up, turn around, repeat... for a good 6 hours. :X

 

[shuke]

Ugh. My poor dog has been at the emergency vet all weekend with what appears to be pancreatitis, thanks to sausage grease that I poured on his food Thanksgiving night. This sucks.

:( He going to be OK? Would never have thought that would be an issue.

I didn't either. He's eaten stuff like that his entire life. The vet said that if a dog is on a regular diet, a sudden high fat meal can cause the pancreas to go haywire.Not sure if he's going to make it. His vitals are ok, and he's drinking water, but he hasn't eaten in 2-3 days now. Just no interest in food.

Man, that is horrible. Sorry dude.

 

[shuke]

How long does it take to start throwing up if you have food poisoning? Twelve hours?I have about 45 minutes.

I've only had it once, and had severe diahreah about 8 hours in.And no, I don't have a ####ing clue on how to spell diahreah.

 

[phishphan]

And no, I don't have a ####ing clue on how to spell diahreah.

you ain't kiddin'

 

[Tecumseh]

Ugh. My poor dog has been at the emergency vet all weekend with what appears to be pancreatitis, thanks to sausage grease that I poured on his food Thanksgiving night. This sucks.

:( He going to be OK? Would never have thought that would be an issue.

I didn't either. He's eaten stuff like that his entire life. The vet said that if a dog is on a regular diet, a sudden high fat meal can cause the pancreas to go haywire.Not sure if he's going to make it. His vitals are ok, and he's drinking water, but he hasn't eaten in 2-3 days now. Just no interest in food.

Man, that is horrible. Sorry dude.

Thank you. I spoke with the vet at about midnight last night and nothing had changed, so I went and picked him up early this morning. As soon as I got him home, I offered him a small piece of boiled chicken (recommended by the vet) and after sniffing at it for a few seconds, he ate it. He's eaten a few more pieces since then, and hasn't vomited in almost 24 hours, so we may be getting out of this very lucky. :fingerscrossed:

 

[phishphan]

Ugh. My poor dog has been at the emergency vet all weekend with what appears to be pancreatitis, thanks to sausage grease that I poured on his food Thanksgiving night. This sucks.

:( He going to be OK? Would never have thought that would be an issue.

I didn't either. He's eaten stuff like that his entire life. The vet said that if a dog is on a regular diet, a sudden high fat meal can cause the pancreas to go haywire.Not sure if he's going to make it. His vitals are ok, and he's drinking water, but he hasn't eaten in 2-3 days now. Just no interest in food.

Man, that is horrible. Sorry dude.

Thank you. I spoke with the vet at about midnight last night and nothing had changed, so I went and picked him up early this morning. As soon as I got him home, I offered him a small piece of boiled chicken (recommended by the vet) and after sniffing at it for a few seconds, he ate it. He's eaten a few more pieces since then, and hasn't vomited in almost 24 hours, so we may be getting out of this very lucky. :fingerscrossed:

I hope your pup gets better.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh, ok.

You seem like a good guy so you might not want to get involved. A lot of people will jump down my throat/pipe up for me coming back. In my quick read of this thread, it seems that most of the people are the kids that weren't popular in school and now think they can redeem themselves with stories. There's a few of you who are genuine but your stories don't cut it. The fakes and liars seem to run it.

Sorry my stories don't cut it or am I a fake liar? For example, I wasn't even going to tell the story of being dragged to the football game yesterday and watching an excruciating quarter of Rams "football" before making my way back to the casino. Then I got the Scooterguy lost and told him to pick me up in the wrong parking garage. I certainly wasn't going to post about how after finally finding me and talking the whole way home about how it wasn't fair he had to do the driving job because he couldn't earn a living with his Engrish Lit degree how I accidentally then stiffed him on the tip. Math can be hard.

It's debutante, Bob.

Oh, right.

You know when Zooks says he's going to send you a drunken PM he delivers. WITH VIGOR.

Good lord that was strange and kinda creepy. Though I thought the "talk to you soon" at the end was a nice gesture on my part. By the way, the 22 year old texted me today asking "who's the cat-lover guy?" Apparently I ended the night with her by saying that "I had to get a message to the cat-lover guy".

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Ugh. My poor dog has been at the emergency vet all weekend with what appears to be pancreatitis, thanks to sausage grease that I poured on his food Thanksgiving night. This sucks.

:( He going to be OK? Would never have thought that would be an issue.

I didn't either. He's eaten stuff like that his entire life. The vet said that if a dog is on a regular diet, a sudden high fat meal can cause the pancreas to go haywire.Not sure if he's going to make it. His vitals are ok, and he's drinking water, but he hasn't eaten in 2-3 days now. Just no interest in food.

Man, that is horrible. Sorry dude.

:(

 

[El Floppo]

Ugh. My poor dog has been at the emergency vet all weekend with what appears to be pancreatitis, thanks to sausage grease that I poured on his food Thanksgiving night. This sucks.

:( He going to be OK? Would never have thought that would be an issue.

I didn't either. He's eaten stuff like that his entire life. The vet said that if a dog is on a regular diet, a sudden high fat meal can cause the pancreas to go haywire.Not sure if he's going to make it. His vitals are ok, and he's drinking water, but he hasn't eaten in 2-3 days now. Just no interest in food.

Man, that is horrible. Sorry dude.

:(

Good luck Tecumseh.