GM's thread about nothing (20 Viewers)

[Sconch]

Watched a couple of old movies Friday night recouping from Thanksgiving & Skanksgiving. The first was Super Troopers which although it had it's moments, isn't nearly as funny as I remembered it.

Wanna go punch-for-punch?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Blue Velvet

 

[Sconch]

8 insane similarities between the internet and ancient Egypt

The last one is the best.

 

[eoMMan]

Is Blue Velvet that crappy 80s song?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Watched a couple of old movies Friday night recouping from Thanksgiving & Skanksgiving. The first was Super Troopers which although it had it's moments, isn't nearly as funny as I remembered it.

Wanna go punch-for-punch?

lolWhat vidya game should I get for the Wii? Gears of War or something like that? I haven't touched a gaming system since the Sega.

 

[Sconch]

Watched a couple of old movies Friday night recouping from Thanksgiving & Skanksgiving. The first was Super Troopers which although it had it's moments, isn't nearly as funny as I remembered it.

Wanna go punch-for-punch?

lolWhat vidya game should I get for the Wii? Gears of War or something like that? I haven't touched a gaming system since the Sega.

Call of Duty MW3...noob.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Watched a couple of old movies Friday night recouping from Thanksgiving & Skanksgiving. The first was Super Troopers which although it had it's moments, isn't nearly as funny as I remembered it.

Wanna go punch-for-punch?

lolWhat vidya game should I get for the Wii? Gears of War or something like that? I haven't touched a gaming system since the Sega.

Call of Duty MW3...noob.

LOLBTW

 

[cosjobs]

I have never seen Blue Velvet.

According to my students, "it's old."First time I heard that was this semester.

I think they're saying I'm old.

:(

dp - clear out your PM inbox. or PM me your email addy

 

[dharmapunk]

I agree with Tanner. Wild At Heart>Blue Velvet. But I'm no Canadian professor.

Et tu, Brute?

 

[dharmapunk]

Spoiler

paging shuke

Crap. Forgot about that.

 

[Sconch]

Spoiler

paging shuke

Spoiler

Crap. Forgot about that.

Does this mean we have to talk to him when he shows up?

 

[dharmapunk]

I have never seen Blue Velvet.

According to my students, "it's old."First time I heard that was this semester.

I think they're saying I'm old.

:(

dp - clear out your PM inbox. or PM me your email addy

Cleaned.

 

[Bogart]

Why I stay away from the Shark Pool:

"Washington could do this year's entire draft, plus next year's first and third for Cam and DWill. That would help both teams immensley...Wash would be instant contenders and Car could build to be good in two to three years. They are in a tough spot right now with NO and Atl peaking."

 

[Sarnoff]

LOLBTW

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[shuke]

I went through a "Lynch Phase" too. Looking back his stuff is hit or miss.

It's not a phase, it's a way of life.

 

[shuke]

Did we ever find out which is better? Elder Scrolls or Skyrim?

Who is winning the Great British draft????

she can squat on my connection anytime. HEYOHHHH

 

[YSR]

I need to round out the rest of the list, but Padma Lakshmi 100% makes it onto my female Top 5.

 

[Sconch]

LOLBTW

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[Tecumseh]

I need to round out the rest of the list, but Padma Lakshmi 100% makes it onto my female Top 5.

And you just made mine.

 

[Tiger Fan]

How long does it take to start throwing up if you have food poisoning? Twelve hours?I have about 45 minutes.

I've only had it once, and had severe diahreah about 8 hours in.And no, I don't have a ####ing clue on how to spell diahreah.

I had it once and it hit me about 36 hours after I ate the meal

 

[YSR]

I need to round out the rest of the list, but Padma Lakshmi 100% makes it onto my female Top 5.

And you just made mine.

She astounds me at times with her beauty. Usually when she's showing her sense of humor but not trying to control the room. She's just gorgeous.

 

[Sconch]

Her????

 

[Tecumseh]

I need to round out the rest of the list, but Padma Lakshmi 100% makes it onto my female Top 5.

And you just made mine.

She astounds me at times with her beauty. Usually when she's showing her sense of humor but not trying to control the room. She's just gorgeous.

When she dropped the Samuel L Jackson F-bombs on Top Chef a couple of weeks ago...omgomgomg.

 

[Osaurus]

I need to round out the rest of the list, but Padma Lakshmi 100% makes it onto my female Top 5.

And you just made mine.

She astounds me at times with her beauty. Usually when she's showing her sense of humor but not trying to control the room. She's just gorgeous.

When she dropped the Samuel L Jackson F-bombs on Top Chef a couple of weeks ago...omgomgomg.

That was

 

[Sconch]

Hey Rude, can we get that Prince Myshkin guy permabanned?

This thread title is totally deceptive.

 

[YSR]

Here's a fun game. Let's pretend I am 87 years old, from another country, have never seen TV and don't read the papers. Explain to me as best you can what is going on in this thread:

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Thank you in advance.

THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT THEM NEW FANGLED EEELECTRIC PIN-BALL GAMES, GRAMPA.

Is it a battle of video games? Elder Scrolls vs Skyrim? Which one is better?

Screw it, I quit. I'm going to go back to my novels.

Probed this just for you, GM. My results (skip the chit-chat if you're so inclined):

Spoiler

FBGYSR: i know you don't keep up with the GM thread

FBGYSR: but GM came in with some skyrim goodness recently

FBGYSR: asked that someone summarize the thread

FBGYSR: no one did

FBGAHRN: lol

FBGAHRN: as a joke?

FBGAHRN: or for serioused

FBGYSR: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=529690&st=52800&p=13806958entry13806958

FBGYSR: first post

FBGYSR: hold for next

FBGYSR: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=529690&st=52800&p=13806996entry13806996

4:14 PM

FBGAHRN: that commercial is on all the time

FBGAHRN: during mantype shows

FBGAHRN: not sure how's hes avoided it if he watches any sports

FBGYSR: admittedly, i have not seen the commercial

FBGYSR: but would guess that J has

FBGYSR: is the game all that i've heard?

FBGYSR: i.e., if i'm going to grab a PS3 game, that's the one? is it even available for PS3?

FBGAHRN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6zeS85dxp0

FBGAHRN: well

FBGYSR: two part response

FBGYSR: 1.) is that commercial from the game or an actor representation

FBGAHRN: It's really a time investment. If want a game a you can sink an hour or two into once in a while

FBGAHRN: then dont

FBGAHRN: that is not actual game footage. just hype.

FBGYSR: oh

FBGYSR: still

FBGYSR: 2.) HOLY. ####.

FBGYSR: looks pretty amazing

FBGAHRN:

FBGAHRN: this is all gameplay

FBGYSR: if those were actual graphics i would leave right now

FBGYSR: and go get it

FBGAHRN: not there yet.

FBGYSR: i've never done anything other than a stupid super mario bros/zelda thing

FBGYSR: i have the time on my hands now

FBGAHRN: well

FBGAHRN: be prepared for a learning curve

FBGYSR: but should probably do other things

FBGAHRN: and you know your GB ahrn is here to help

FBGAHRN: haha, that's another issue

FBGAHRN: these games have passed me by

FBGAHRN: wouldn't even know where to begin

FBGAHRN: this could be an issue then

FBGAHRN: but

FBGAHRN: superduper awesome.

FBGYSR: but i'm supah smaht

FBGAHRN: yes

FBGYSR: and know how to use the innernets

FBGYSR: so...

FBGAHRN: you could get it

FBGAHRN: it just wouldnt be on day1

FBGYSR: anyway, let me get through tax #### and i'll consider it

FBGYSR: my parents are asking what to get me for xmas anyway

FBGAHRN: DO IT

FBGYSR: we'll see

FBGYSR: i'll be 6 weeks behind

FBGAHRN: behind what?

FBGYSR: will you get on your headphones and talk to me????

FBGAHRN: it's not a multiplayer game

FBGYSR: :crackle: ahrn. come in, ahrn. :crackle:

FBGAHRN: lol

FBGAHRN: BIG BUDDY AHRN CALLING THE EAGLES NEST

FBGYSR: "BIGHANDSOTIS ON BOARD. BIG BUDDY AHRN HAS WEAPONS READY. FBGYSR HAS LEARNED HOW TO PUT ON LEATHER BOOTS AND IS READY FOR ACTION"

FBGAHRN: leather boots will do to start

FBGAHRN: but

FBGAHRN: we will need to get you into some enchanted daedric boots soon

FBGYSR: "CHEESEMONGER FURLEY HAS LEFT THE CHAT ROOM"

FBGAHRN: if you dont want to fight anyone at all or play the story

FBGAHRN: you can collect butterflies, make leather and cook food

FBGAHRN: AND MINE EARTHS!!!

FBGYSR: such as?

FBGAHRN: 2.1 Corundum Ore

2.2 Ebony Ore

2.3 Iron Ore

2.4 Quicksilver Ore

2.5 Moonstone Ore

2.6 Orichalcum Ore

2.7 Silver Ore

2.8 Gold Ore

2.9 Malachite Ore

FBGYSR: this is important

FBGYSR: for recruiting purposes

FBGYSR: pretty sure GM's a commodities guy. if you can convince him with this, i think you've got a new player.

FBGAHRN: GM is a desk jockey

FBGAHRN: YOU NEED A PICKAXE IN THIS GAME

FBGAHRN: and you can become very good with a smelter

FBGYSR: noted

FBGAHRN: pro tip: do not atack chickens

FBGAHRN: I used one of my first mage spells to set a chicken on fire

FBGYSR: of course you did

FBGAHRN: The entire town reacted as if I had raped all the women

FBGAHRN: people spilled into the streets with weapons drawn

FBGAHRN: so

FBGAHRN: respect the chicken

 

[phishphan]

Here's a fun game. Let's pretend I am 87 years old, from another country, have never seen TV and don't read the papers. Explain to me as best you can what is going on in this thread:

Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

Thank you in advance.

THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT THEM NEW FANGLED EEELECTRIC PIN-BALL GAMES, GRAMPA.

Is it a battle of video games? Elder Scrolls vs Skyrim? Which one is better?

Screw it, I quit. I'm going to go back to my novels.

Probed this just for you, GM. My results (skip the chit-chat if you're so inclined):

FBGYSR: i know you don't keep up with the GM thread

FBGYSR: but GM came in with some skyrim goodness recently

FBGYSR: asked that someone summarize the thread

FBGYSR: no one did

FBGAHRN: lol

FBGAHRN: as a joke?

FBGAHRN: or for serioused

FBGYSR: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=529690&st=52800&p=13806958entry13806958

FBGYSR: first post

FBGYSR: hold for next

FBGYSR: http://forums.footballguys.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=529690&st=52800&p=13806996entry13806996

4:14 PM

FBGAHRN: that commercial is on all the time

FBGAHRN: during mantype shows

FBGAHRN: not sure how's hes avoided it if he watches any sports

FBGYSR: admittedly, i have not seen the commercial

FBGYSR: but would guess that J has

FBGYSR: is the game all that i've heard?

FBGYSR: i.e., if i'm going to grab a PS3 game, that's the one? is it even available for PS3?

FBGAHRN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6zeS85dxp0

FBGAHRN: well

FBGYSR: two part response

FBGYSR: 1.) is that commercial from the game or an actor representation

FBGAHRN: It's really a time investment. If want a game a you can sink an hour or two into once in a while

FBGAHRN: then dont

FBGAHRN: that is not actual game footage. just hype.

FBGYSR: oh

FBGYSR: still

FBGYSR: 2.) HOLY. ####.

FBGYSR: looks pretty amazing

FBGAHRN:

wait, there's chat still going on? AIM or elsewhere?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Oh my.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Her????

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I would also like to reaffirm that I am still staunchly against child rape.

 

[Sconch]

I would also like to reaffirm that I am still staunchly against child rape.

How staunchly? I mean because I am very much staunchly against it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I would also like to reaffirm that I am still staunchly against child rape.

How staunchly? I mean because I am very much staunchly against it.

I doubt you are even in the same staunch ball park as my staunch.

 

[Disco Stu]

For the Blue Diamond almond lovers here...

2 for $3.59 at Walgreens. Limit four two of each flavor (sorry GM). Free shipping with $25 minimum purchase.

You can also get $10 off if you manage to spend $40... using code MONDAY10.

EDIT: They just changed the per flavor limit from four to two.

 

[Sconch]

I would also like to reaffirm that I am still staunchly against child rape.

How staunchly? I mean because I am very much staunchly against it.

I doubt you are even in the same staunch ball park as my staunch.

You'd have to start adding exponents to my staunchness. Like: staunchly10

 

[Tremendous Upside]

Well damn, when Frosty says he's sending you something, he's SENDING you something!

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/5602/frostyj.jpg

Itemized list to follow, but this is awesome

Thanks GB!

 

[Sconch]

So I'm pretty sure I talked about my brother in here before. Guy bought a $450k house this last summer in this hoity-toity gated community.

A couple of weeks ago he gets this flier from this landscaping company that also specializes in installing exterior Christmas lights.

My brother figures "why not" and asks them for an estimate. They sent over a couple a guys to take a look at the house and trees etc.

The estimate they gave him? $2400

 

[urbanhack]

Well damn, when Frosty says he's sending you something, he's SENDING you something!http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/5602/frostyj.jpgItemized list to follow, but this is awesomeThanks GB!

is that how you guys are shipping porn these days??

 

[Bogart]

For the Blue Diamond almond lovers here...

2 for $3.59 at Walgreens. Limit four two of each flavor (sorry GM). Free shipping with $25 minimum purchase.

You can also get $10 off if you manage to spend $40... using code MONDAY10.

EDIT: They just changed the per flavor limit from four to two.

Thanks GB!!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I would also like to reaffirm that I am still staunchly against child rape.

How staunchly? I mean because I am very much staunchly against it.

I doubt you are even in the same staunch ball park as my staunch.

You'd have to start adding exponents to my staunchness. Like: staunchly10

You can see my staunch from outer space.

For the Blue Diamond almond lovers here...

2 for $3.59 at Walgreens. Limit four two of each flavor (sorry GM). Free shipping with $25 minimum purchase.

You can also get $10 off if you manage to spend $40... using code MONDAY10.

EDIT: They just changed the per flavor limit from four to two.

Thanks GB!!!

!!!!ETA All out of stock but Wasabi.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Well damn, when Frosty says he's sending you something, he's SENDING you something!http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/5602/frostyj.jpgItemized list to follow, but this is awesomeThanks GB!

is that how you guys are shipping porn these days??

Rude?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Per flavor limits? WTF?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm no offdee by any means, but they've got a great deal going on Kenneth Cole wool jackets for the next 24 hours: http://www.todayshow-kennethcole.com/#/?page=main

code = TODAYCOAT

My god am I ever behind on fashion.

Me too. I ordered 2. Mrs. SLB has been on me for a while to get some new coats.ETA

Thanks TF!

Really cold today. WHERE MY COATS??!!For $35 I'm REALLY tempted to buy these.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I'm no offdee by any means, but they've got a great deal going on Kenneth Cole wool jackets for the next 24 hours: http://www.todayshow-kennethcole.com/#/?page=main

code = TODAYCOAT

My god am I ever behind on fashion.

Me too. I ordered 2. Mrs. SLB has been on me for a while to get some new coats.ETA

Thanks TF!

Really cold today. WHERE MY COATS??!!For $35 I'm REALLY tempted to buy these.

You deserve this instead, gb.

 

[General Malaise]

"ADD THE WINK"

 

[Sarnoff]

So, this. There's no situation in which a guy could wear these, but for some reason my libido is hardwired to bump any girl in these up two whole offdee points. Perhaps it's because of the easy-access hatch in back.

 

[Sconch]

So, this. There's no situation in which a guy could wear these, but for some reason my libido is hardwired to bump any girl in these up two whole offdee points. Perhaps it's because of the easy-access hatch in back.

Anyone got a coupon code for this?

 

[General Malaise]

Was supposed to meet some friends in San Diego yesterday. They were running late so I decided to kill time at a strip joint. They never showed, but I'm now "dating" a Bulgarian stripper.

YEAH! FORK YEAH!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm no offdee by any means, but they've got a great deal going on Kenneth Cole wool jackets for the next 24 hours: http://www.todayshow-kennethcole.com/#/?page=main

code = TODAYCOAT

My god am I ever behind on fashion.

Me too. I ordered 2. Mrs. SLB has been on me for a while to get some new coats.ETA

Thanks TF!

Really cold today. WHERE MY COATS??!!For $35 I'm REALLY tempted to buy these.

You deserve this instead, gb.

HFS is that awesome. I would buy one but I probably give away more t-shirts in a year than most people have owned their entire lives. Every since I started wearing the cat shirt people keep giving me t-shirts for some reason.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm well more than 100 pages back but I just wanted to say that my 11 Y.O. daughter just got Orlando Pace's autograph at Rite Aid.

Pretty cool that you also shop at Rite Aid.

 

[Osaurus]

I am getting this shirt