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It's not about you, woz.Some people went to Vegas. One of them was from Canadia. He brought Canada money. He paid for his share of the room with it. It was good shtick.At some point most people wander off and it’s just a few of our GB hanging out. One of them, Hockey_Sam, really wants to go to the jiggly pub. I mean REALLY. And the guy outside O’Shea’s is pimping free transportation and free cover. And Building_Castles has all this Canadian money he received for payment on the room, so… … off to Olympic Gardens they go. On a shuttle. With a couple. Who our GBs are fairly certain are getting paid to make the ride there interesting. There was a debacle. Problems at the door. They weren’t honoring what our GBs were sold. The chick got pissed. Maybe she wasn't on the payroll. Building_Castles was ready to leave, when suddenly Hockey_Sam pays his cover and pulls him back inside the door. The first two $12 beers – yeah – were comped as part of the cover. So our GBs were giving them $25 either way. OK. Whatever. Boobs. They're barely seated and there are 4 women on their laps. Yes, there are only 3 of them. I don’t think Sleepy_Paco's ### hit the chair and he was giving this woman $20. Hockey_Sam finds someone he likes and he’s pulling out money. And the Vietnamese twins plop down on Building_Castles' lap. One has her hand down his shirt giving him the Wonder Woman treatment, while the other has her hand up… places (And THAT is why you don’t get your money’s worth wearing jeans to a strip club)… and he hasn’t even had a chance to say hi to these people yet. They sat there for several minutes building… interest… before they made the, um, hard sell. Something more private? Building_Castles really just went there for the beer. He really shouldn’t. $100? Each? EACH!? In East St. Louis it used to cost fifty cents. So he hangs out for a bit until another woman has a seat. BC couldn’t tell you anything about her, except that she happened to be the one who sat down when he looked over and saw Sleepy_Paco, well, sleeping. Our non-sleeping GBs had a good laugh. They took a few pictures. And then BC gave the chippie a couple of maple leafs to wake Paco up. And then this Russian woman has a seat. And she’s handsy. And apparently went to the Kitty Cat Club Pole School, along with a woman encountered by Wolverine_Traitor the night before, as she keeps purring and growling in BC's ear. It would be one thing if he were doing something to her to maybe elicit that kind of response, but his phone’s not even ringing for her at this point. So she introduces herself as Natasha… Natalia… Natsavavodka… I don’t know… and asks BC's name and where he's from. “Sacramento Bill. From Quebec. Just got in. Haven’t even had a chance to exchange my money yet.”ointstowadofbackbaconontable: “Oh!!! Purrr! Parlez-vousfrançais?" What? Half-naked Russian woman purring and speaking French to our GB? WTF? So he had to explain to her that he was FROM Michigan (I don’t know. Don’t ask) and had moved to Quebec and was just a typically ignorant American who didn’t speak anything but English. That seemed to satisfy the Russian stripper who was more educated than him, so he ordered another $12 beer, sent her on her way, and she went to take her clothes off for somebody else. Seems reasonable. He told the next one he was from Edmonton. She giggled and things in the world seemed more balanced again.Yada yada... they were all really tired the next day.
#### in Boots >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MuppetsFor what it is.
Yeah....this is pretty commonThere's a 96% chance I have no idea what GIS is.
Gonna be epic.
I always spelled it with a j and two "z"s.Yeah....this is pretty commonThere's a 96% chance I have no idea what GIS is.
That's how I pronounce it.I always spelled it with a j and two "z"s.Yeah....this is pretty commonThere's a 96% chance I have no idea what GIS is.
you and I? Probably was drunk. (by probably, I mean I definitely was drunk).
n/m. It was poolside sports betting rather than stripper betting. "So come to Bookinis and parlay by the pool."
"The only place in Vegas where you can bet the over underwater."
in the end, same thing, at least conceptually.I win 1K on a random sporting events, I'm giving at least 53% to some whoahs to celebrate. See, e.g., Hot Guidette Craps
lmao. that was it. goodtimes.
"Stay for the drinks. Come for the vibrating bar stools."
I don't see why not.'Bob Sacamano said:
It was one of the moments that when you are changing crap filled diapers you tell yourself it will all be worth it for special times like that. Of course you don't know for every special moment like that, there's 153 moments you want to wring their necks.
boom for the grammar, bust for the logic. The second item, 30, should be the redundant one. 30 could render 20 moot, but not redundant.
i thought Arizona Ron lived in Jersey?
Not if they are numbered from 30 - 0. BOOM
A big whack?lolPV is my gf.
I love Steve. Steve was delicious!everytime i see that commercial with the sharks talking about eating steve
You're right, I missed that.BOOM
Preferred ######?
Jameson, sup
Close
ETA: Recent awesome find for my wine-drinking friends is the whole range of Milbrandt wines, both the whites and teh reds. Extremely affordable ($13/bottle for the entry-level stuff) and fabulous.
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I love Steve. Steve was delicious!
go ahead... I'd probably run out of time anyway.If charv doesn't/can't do it, I guess I will. I'll set it up tonight.Secret Santa is a Western Christmas tradition, in which members of a group or community are randomly assigned a person to whom they anonymously give a gift. Often practiced in workplaces, or amongst large families, participation in it is usually voluntary. It offers a way for many people to give and receive a gift at low cost to those involved.1. Collect FBG names and actual addresses from interested parties2. Assign each FBG someone to give a gift to (don't tell the recepient who that person is)3. Send the receipients address to the FBG who needs to send the gift4. So at the end of the day, each FBG has to buy a gift for 1 other FBG.Suggest a $20 limit and as much schtick as possible.I could, if someone explains the rules and what I need to do...
No open flames around Uncle Cos tonight, mmmkay?
I need to track these somehow. Maybe respond with WINEBAT on each one...
I'm doing that except for the nog, brandy, rum and nutmeg.No open flames around Uncle Cos tonight, mmmkay?
balderdash. I think I might deep fry a turkeyNo open flames around Uncle Cos tonight, mmmkay?
minimalist nogI'm doing that except for the nog, brandy, rum and nutmeg.No open flames around Uncle Cos tonight, mmmkay?
