cosjobs
Footballguy
its the sound an explosion makes.Um, what does "boom" mean? I know these chicks that always use it when they're all giddy, but didn't know why, exactly. I just figured it was from some movie I missed, or something...
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Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
First guess was the closest.'Frostillicus said:
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
#### yea it does. it's one of the reasons i will never try heroin'Homer J Simpson said:Currently enjoying my first experience with oxycodone. Wow, this stuff blows vicodin out of the friggin water.
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
tdoss notes anyone?
real life has been beating the #### out of me recently, havent been in the gmtan in weeks.
real life has been beating the #### out of me recently, havent been in the gmtan in weeks.
This freaking headcold needs to be knuckle ####ed in the pie hole. 
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
GMTAN Secret Santa Shtick Exchange
PM me your address if interested.* I'll take PMs until midnight CST Friday, 12/2. I'll randomize the names and match each participant with a Secret Santa and send them out.
So that it is affordable for everyone we'll limit gifts to the $25-$50 range, including shipping. Please try to ship gifts to arrive in time for Christmas, say by 12/18. That should give you 2 weeks to find your gift(s) and a week for shipping.
Shtick it up, folks.
*Personal information will be kept strictly confidential and only given to your Secret Santa.
PM me your address if interested.* I'll take PMs until midnight CST Friday, 12/2. I'll randomize the names and match each participant with a Secret Santa and send them out.
So that it is affordable for everyone we'll limit gifts to the $25-$50 range, including shipping. Please try to ship gifts to arrive in time for Christmas, say by 12/18. That should give you 2 weeks to find your gift(s) and a week for shipping.
Shtick it up, folks.
*Personal information will be kept strictly confidential and only given to your Secret Santa.
Bogart
Footballguy
I knew page 1115 was going to get good.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Amanda H's latest tweet: Made a French silk pie with a chocolate chip cookie crust #experimentworked
cosjobs
Footballguy
Are you aware that nutmeg is known as jailhouse cocaine? and eggs have salmonella?winning
Sconch
Footballguy
Have you seen my wife's blog? (I've linked it on FB) She's making one kind of cookie every day until Xmas. Just some of the highlights...
Fantasy Fudge
Red Velvet Whoopie Pies
English Toffee Bars with Chocolate Chip topping
Maple Cookies These tasted like a maple donut/bar. Sooo damn good.
Apricot Cheesecake Pockets
Shortbread
Brown Butter Cookies
Double Chocolate Cookies with a Peppermint Patty Surprise OMG
Lemon-Sage Brown Butter Cookies
Buttery Gingerbread Santas
Russian Teacakes
Chocolate Chip
Fruited Oatmeal Walnut with White Chocolate...
"Famous Bakery" Sugar Cookies
Snickerdoodles
Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Oatmeal
I don't think she wants me to lose weight.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
I really really don't like this crap and will never do it again unless my back is about ten times worse than it was today. :X#### yea it does. it's one of the reasons i will never try heroin'Homer J Simpson said:Currently enjoying my first experience with oxycodone. Wow, this stuff blows vicodin out of the friggin water.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Can you send me a PM or link it here or text me? I don't really go on the facebook.
Sconch
Footballguy
Yeah you do.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
What?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I'm going to have to login, remember your real name, remember how to view someone's wall, and then scroll down until I find a post that has a link and hope it's your wife's blog. Can't you just give it to me in some easy way? CAPSLOCK RICK.
Sconch
Footballguy
PM sent, Grampa.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Pickles would think this is "gay".
Gadzooks
Footballguy
CAPS LOCK IS HOW MY BONER FEELS ABOUT AMANDA H.I Judy Wang in her pants.
Sconch
Footballguy
You like his spokesman now?
cosjobs
Footballguy
Launching them out of your rolled tongue cannon to blind small children?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Amanda H. and I made a bunch of jokes over twitter about how we were going to get married and I was going to throw her down the stairs. It was great.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
My application is being reviewed.
charvik
Footballguy
Sconch
Footballguy
Haha. You opened a PM with the subject of "gay pron".
Frostillicus
Footballguy
And I was quite disappointed by what I found.Haha. You opened a PM with the subject of "gay pron".
Gadzooks
Footballguy
By the way I'll be ADDING THE WINK tomorrow night with the 22 year old. This is great, it ends up that she is more hung up about the possible issues with our ages, work related issues and the fact that her father would kill both of us if he found out. I've had Little 'Zooks for the last 2 days so we've been texting about meeting up tomorrow night when I don't have him. So earlier tonight she texted asking what we were doing tomorrow tonight, I replied something like "I was gonna ask you the same thing, what do you think?" Her response was: "I'm up for whatever that won't get us caught". That gave me a combination of 
and 
We had discussed yesterday how I was older, divorced and had a son who was a big part of my life and she's fine with all that. She asked if I lived alone and I said yes, except for when Little 'Zooks is here. She made some comment about me living in some cool bachelor pad, and I said something like "yeah quite a bachelor pad, filled with Transformers, swords and 100 Pixar movies". The following made me think of Homer: tonight while we were trying to figure what to do tomorrow without getting "caught", I asked her if she wanted to just come over to my place and she said yes and that's what she wanted to do but didn't want to just invite herself over. So I jokingly texted her back and said "good, I'll make sure to put away all the Transformers before you get here" she replied "You're forgetting I was kid about 4 years ago, you can leave the Transformers out". I thought of Homer and laughed but at the same time it made me feel a little creepy, but I guess that's a dilemma Homer faces everyday so I'm ok with it.
and We had discussed yesterday how I was older, divorced and had a son who was a big part of my life and she's fine with all that. She asked if I lived alone and I said yes, except for when Little 'Zooks is here. She made some comment about me living in some cool bachelor pad, and I said something like "yeah quite a bachelor pad, filled with Transformers, swords and 100 Pixar movies". The following made me think of Homer: tonight while we were trying to figure what to do tomorrow without getting "caught", I asked her if she wanted to just come over to my place and she said yes and that's what she wanted to do but didn't want to just invite herself over. So I jokingly texted her back and said "good, I'll make sure to put away all the Transformers before you get here" she replied "You're forgetting I was kid about 4 years ago, you can leave the Transformers out". I thought of Homer and laughed but at the same time it made me feel a little creepy, but I guess that's a dilemma Homer faces everyday so I'm ok with it.
TRIP_THE_LIGHT_FANTASTIC
Footballguy
you damn fcking right...
Gadzooks
Footballguy
I want in and I want you Stryker. I never finished putting your wedding prize pack together, I figure if I now consider it a Xmas present then I'll be motivated to actually finish it and mail it to you.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
You should make her starscream.By the way I'll be ADDING THE WINK tomorrow night with the 22 year old. This is great, it ends up that she is more hung up about the possible issues with our ages, work related issues and the fact that her father would kill both of us if he found out. I've had Little 'Zooks for the last 2 days so we've been texting about meeting up tomorrow night when I don't have him. So earlier tonight she texted asking what we were doing tomorrow tonight, I replied something like "I was gonna ask you the same thing, what do you think?" Her response was: "I'm up for whatever that won't get us caught". That gave me a combination of
We had discussed yesterday how I was older, divorced and had a son who was a big part of my life and she's fine with all that. She asked if I lived alone and I said yes, except for when Little 'Zooks is here. She made some comment about me living in some cool bachelor pad, and I said something like "yeah quite a bachelor pad, filled with Transformers, swords and 100 Pixar movies". The following made me think of Homer: tonight while we were trying to figure what to do tomorrow without getting "caught", I asked her if she wanted to just come over to my place and she said yes and that's what she wanted to do but didn't want to just invite herself over. So I jokingly texted her back and said "good, I'll make sure to put away all the Transformers before you get here" she replied "You're forgetting I was kid about 4 years ago, you can leave the Transformers out". I thought of Homer and laughed but at the same time it made me feel a little creepy, but I guess that's a dilemma Homer faces everyday so I'm ok with it.
mr. furley
Footballguy
five
mr. furley
Footballguy
hole
Gadzooks
Footballguy
I "liked" your blog thingy on FaceBook because I saw she also "liked" it. I figured since she and I now have 2 mutual friends/likes on FB (you and your blog thingy) I can send the friend request out to her and it won't be as weird/creepy. Although I honestly don't think there is anything wrong with me having a crush on her even though I've never met her or interacted with her in any way. I'm harmless and really if anything, it's kinda cute that I have a crush on her. Oh and btw Frosty, if you get me in the GMTAN secret santa, it'd be great if you send me some of her panties. Make this happen GB.
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
All of this seems like a good plan.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
This #### sucks. My stomach has been flipping out since I took the pill so I slowly ate a couple pieces of pizza just to maybe settle it down. Five minutes' worth of projectile vomiting later, I'm thinking that was a bad call.I really really don't like this crap and will never do it again unless my back is about ten times worse than it was today. :X#### yea it does. it's one of the reasons i will never try heroin'Homer J Simpson said:Currently enjoying my first experience with oxycodone. Wow, this stuff blows vicodin out of the friggin water.
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Bogart
Footballguy
And multiquote ROCKS RICK!!!! ROCKS ALL THE TIME
Frostillicus
Footballguy
shotsThis #### sucks. My stomach has been flipping out since I took the pill so I slowed ate a couple pieces of pizza just to maybe settle it down. Five minutes' worth of projectile vomiting later, I'm thinking that was a bad call.I really really don't like this crap and will never do it again unless my back is about ten times worse than it was today. :X#### yea it does. it's one of the reasons i will never try heroin'Homer J Simpson said:Currently enjoying my first experience with oxycodone. Wow, this stuff blows vicodin out of the friggin water.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Where'd TRE go? Humping Peter Venkman?
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I was debating whether or not to shtick it up even further and allow people to choose who they wanted (for a nominal fee of course). But then I realized that takes away from the whole "secret" part of it all. I also considered not participating since I would know who had me. I might need a ruling from the masses on this.Either way, you're in.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
oofshotsThis #### sucks. My stomach has been flipping out since I took the pill so I slowed ate a couple pieces of pizza just to maybe settle it down. Five minutes' worth of projectile vomiting later, I'm thinking that was a bad call.I really really don't like this crap and will never do it again unless my back is about ten times worse than it was today. :X#### yea it does. it's one of the reasons i will never try heroin'Homer J Simpson said:Currently enjoying my first experience with oxycodone. Wow, this stuff blows vicodin out of the friggin water.
cosjobs
Footballguy
I hope your my secret santa so you can present me with the rest of the scripThis #### sucks. My stomach has been flipping out since I took the pill so I slowed ate a couple pieces of pizza just to maybe settle it down. Five minutes' worth of projectile vomiting later, I'm thinking that was a bad call.I really really don't like this crap and will never do it again unless my back is about ten times worse than it was today. :X#### yea it does. it's one of the reasons i will never try heroin'Homer J Simpson said:Currently enjoying my first experience with oxycodone. Wow, this stuff blows vicodin out of the friggin water.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
cosjobs
Footballguy
Is "Rina Henseil" Sconch's nom de plume?
Gadzooks
Footballguy
I don't really know what that's all about either. The common themes in them are Frosty's family, me moving into Tanner's condo, orgies and that fact that I am stupidly drunk when I send them and usually don't remember that I sent them. The titles of the PMs have been: "Suck it Trebek" "Boob" and "You like that". I'm pretty confident he could sue me for sexual harassment at this point.'Aaron Rudnicki said:
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Provisional title granted.
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