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I don't really know what that's all about either. The common themes in them are Frosty's family, me moving into Tanner's condo, orgies and that fact that I am stupidly drunk when I send them and usually don't remember that I sent them. The titles of the PMs have been: "Suck it Trebek" "Boob" and "You like that". I'm pretty confident he could sue me for sexual harassment at this point.
I'm so proud?
 
GMTAN Secret Santa Shtick Exchange

PM me your address if interested.* I'll take PMs until midnight CST Friday, 12/2. I'll randomize the names and match each participant with a Secret Santa and send them out.

So that it is affordable for everyone we'll limit gifts to the $25-$50 range, including shipping. Please try to ship gifts to arrive in time for Christmas, say by 12/18. That should give you 2 weeks to find your gift(s) and a week for shipping.

Shtick it up, folks.

*Personal information will be kept strictly confidential and only given to your Secret Santa.
I want in and I want you Stryker. I never finished putting your wedding prize pack together, I figure if I now consider it a Xmas present then I'll be motivated to actually finish it and mail it to you.
I was debating whether or not to shtick it up even further and allow people to choose who they wanted (for a nominal fee of course). But then I realized that takes away from the whole "secret" part of it all. I also considered not participating since I would know who had me. I might need a ruling from the masses on this.Either way, you're in.
Yeah, you should be in. It's ok for 1 person to know who is giving them something. You're doing all the organizing, you should reap some benefits as well. Doubt anyone would have an issue.
 
If that helps you. In reality it's my favorite cousin in the whole wide world who is giving it a go at becoming a children's writer. I'd appreciate your vote, as would she.
Voted. Left the link up on my fb page, too. Your cuz is quite fetching, btw...
Thanks good buddy. Mostly for the voting, although after Gadzooks I'm pretty immune to comments about my family. You too, come to think of it.
 
I don't really know what that's all about either. The common themes in them are Frosty's family, me moving into Tanner's condo, orgies and that fact that I am stupidly drunk when I send them and usually don't remember that I sent them. The titles of the PMs have been: "Suck it Trebek" "Boob" and "You like that". I'm pretty confident he could sue me for sexual harassment at this point.
I'm so proud?
You should be. It's all complementary.
 
GMTAN Secret Santa Shtick Exchange

PM me your address if interested.* I'll take PMs until midnight CST Friday, 12/2. I'll randomize the names and match each participant with a Secret Santa and send them out.

So that it is affordable for everyone we'll limit gifts to the $25-$50 range, including shipping. Please try to ship gifts to arrive in time for Christmas, say by 12/18. That should give you 2 weeks to find your gift(s) and a week for shipping.

Shtick it up, folks.

*Personal information will be kept strictly confidential and only given to your Secret Santa.
I want in and I want you Stryker. I never finished putting your wedding prize pack together, I figure if I now consider it a Xmas present then I'll be motivated to actually finish it and mail it to you.
I was debating whether or not to shtick it up even further and allow people to choose who they wanted (for a nominal fee of course). But then I realized that takes away from the whole "secret" part of it all. I also considered not participating since I would know who had me. I might need a ruling from the masses on this.Either way, you're in.
Yeah, you should be in. It's ok for 1 person to know who is giving them something. You're doing all the organizing, you should reap some benefits as well. Doubt anyone would have an issue.
:thumbup: Although I'm not really doing a ton of work. Zooks, you'll have to take the random person that you get. But I'll gladly take a belated wedding/Christmas/Chanukah/Kwanzaa/Pagan holiday gift ;)

 
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Jeebus I've put on 10lbs since being in Cordova, all from beer. There are two bars in this town and I've turned into Norm, when I walk in they always greet me with "it's the bald Mexican Joe" fml

 
5 glasses of champagne for happy hour, followed by 2 jamesons and 3 mack n jacks, all in anticipation of going out in a bit. I think I'm in the wrong thread.

 
cos>you could call now, but I'm pretty sure I'm incoherent. Got your #### working. End of the week will have everything done.

best legal representation ever.

 
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5 glasses of champagne for happy hour, followed by 2 jamesons and 3 mack n jacks, all in anticipation of going out in a bit. I think I'm in the wrong thread.
I should be in bed but did a bunch of work from home tonight and then finished off a bottle of wine from the other night and am now finishing off some beer.cos/krista/bobbysac - Turning Leaf Pinot Noir '07 Is that swill? :notasomalian:Edit>I should know, but what's a "mack n jack"
 
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5 glasses of champagne for happy hour, followed by 2 jamesons and 3 mack n jacks, all in anticipation of going out in a bit. I think I'm in the wrong thread.
I should be in bed but did a bunch of work from home tonight and then finished off a bottle of wine from the other night and am now finishing off some beer.cos/krista/bobbysac - Turning Leaf Pinot Noir '07 Is that swill? :notasomalian:Edit>I should know, but what's a "mack n jack"
turning leaf=swill
 
5 glasses of champagne for happy hour, followed by 2 jamesons and 3 mack n jacks, all in anticipation of going out in a bit. I think I'm in the wrong thread.
I should be in bed but did a bunch of work from home tonight and then finished off a bottle of wine from the other night and am now finishing off some beer.cos/krista/bobbysac - Turning Leaf Pinot Noir '07 Is that swill? :notasomalian:Edit>I should know, but what's a "mack n jack"
turning leaf=swill
Swill is ok in my book if it does the trick. :shrug:I will never understand wine :kicksrock:
 
5 glasses of champagne for happy hour, followed by 2 jamesons and 3 mack n jacks, all in anticipation of going out in a bit. I think I'm in the wrong thread.
I should be in bed but did a bunch of work from home tonight and then finished off a bottle of wine from the other night and am now finishing off some beer.cos/krista/bobbysac - Turning Leaf Pinot Noir '07 Is that swill? :notasomalian:Edit>I should know, but what's a "mack n jack"
turning leaf=swill
Swill is ok in my book if it does the trick. :shrug:I will never understand wine :kicksrock:
Turning Leaf is owned by the Gallo family. They source their Pinot grapes from Italy. I've not tried it, but its real wine and if you like it and it doss the job- enjoy it. If you are interested in "stepping up" in that price range- you might try Cono Sur Pinot Noir. Its the only sub$10 Pinot that i kind of liked. Pinot is a really tough grape to produce in quality and quantity. a couple years ago Carmel Road was bottling a nice one for $20, and Au Bon CLimate makes some decent ones in that range, but other than that, I really need to get towards 30+ for a Pinot I really like. My favorites mostly come from Oregon.If you want to step up in quality and stay n that price range- I'd recommend trying some Shiraz from Australia, or maybe a Viura (white) from Spain.
 
'Homer J Simpson said:
Currently enjoying my first experience with oxycodone. Wow, this stuff blows vicodin out of the friggin water. :o
#### yea it does. it's one of the reasons i will never try heroin
I really really don't like this crap and will never do it again unless my back is about ten times worse than it was today. :X
This #### sucks. My stomach has been flipping out since I took the pill so I slowly ate a couple pieces of pizza just to maybe settle it down. Five minutes' worth of projectile vomiting later, I'm thinking that was a bad call.
Then let's do the secret Santa schtick, and you can send them to me! :excited: I find them rather too fantastic. :excited: :unsure: :banned:
 
Hi all!!! Finally caught up with the 40+ pages that I missed while playing husband and father the last two weeks. In for the Secret Santa. Wife has been back at work the past few nights (nurse, not stripper. Sorry.) which has left me with some time to get reacquainted with a few of the NW brews and GMTAN. Very worth it.

 
5 glasses of champagne for happy hour, followed by 2 jamesons and 3 mack n jacks, all in anticipation of going out in a bit. I think I'm in the wrong thread.
I should be in bed but did a bunch of work from home tonight and then finished off a bottle of wine from the other night and am now finishing off some beer.cos/krista/bobbysac - Turning Leaf Pinot Noir '07 Is that swill? :notasomalian:Edit>I should know, but what's a "mack n jack"
I say drink what you like and #### what anybody else thinks.
 
5 glasses of champagne for happy hour, followed by 2 jamesons and 3 mack n jacks, all in anticipation of going out in a bit. I think I'm in the wrong thread.
I should be in bed but did a bunch of work from home tonight and then finished off a bottle of wine from the other night and am now finishing off some beer.cos/krista/bobbysac - Turning Leaf Pinot Noir '07 Is that swill? :notasomalian:Edit>I should know, but what's a "mack n jack"
Hey Sam, I'm one of the more unsophisticated wine drinkers around these parts. If Bob is the sheriff and cosjobs the Frisco Kid, then I'm the idiot in the bell tower screaming "THE SHERIFF IS A NI-."Ok, that metaphor got a little racey, but you know what I mean. That said, even I think Turning Leaf is swill.
 
'Bob Sacamano said:
'General Malaise said:
'Tiny Dancer said:
'Bob Sacamano said:
'Bob Sacamano said:
Haven't seen Polar Express. Will it be a hit with the girls, too? I'm thinking more my daughter and less Homer's dates. Though I'm sure he'd also appreciate some input. :softball:

TIA.
Don't get suckered into the new Muppets movie, btw. Painfully bad.
I thought it was OK.
On what planet? The songs were terrible, everything before the actual Muppet Show was unfunny, even the Muppet Show itself was likely only enjoyable to me in a nostalgiac kind of way, and that god awful rap made me long for Mr. Ham rapping. Or a saber to jam into my ears.
My ex-wife took the boys to go see it last week. They hated it too. Thought it was really dumb and asked to leave early. On the other hand, they did enjoy ####Cooter and Boots.
#### in Boots >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MuppetsFor what it is.
Muppets surprisingly not bad - but extremely schmaltzy. Picture Pee Wee Herman with cast of puppets. Over the top cheese. Not sure the kids (9 and 11) enjoyed it - but I thought it was nostalgic. They laughed at some of the stuff.
 
'Bob Sacamano said:
'General Malaise said:
'Tiny Dancer said:
'Bob Sacamano said:
'Bob Sacamano said:
Haven't seen Polar Express. Will it be a hit with the girls, too? I'm thinking more my daughter and less Homer's dates. Though I'm sure he'd also appreciate some input. :softball:

TIA.
Don't get suckered into the new Muppets movie, btw. Painfully bad.
I thought it was OK.
On what planet? The songs were terrible, everything before the actual Muppet Show was unfunny, even the Muppet Show itself was likely only enjoyable to me in a nostalgiac kind of way, and that god awful rap made me long for Mr. Ham rapping. Or a saber to jam into my ears.
My ex-wife took the boys to go see it last week. They hated it too. Thought it was really dumb and asked to leave early. On the other hand, they did enjoy ####Cooter and Boots.
#### in Boots >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MuppetsFor what it is.
Muppets surprisingly not bad - but extremely schmaltzy. Picture Pee Wee Herman with cast of puppets. Over the top cheese. Not sure the kids (9 and 11) enjoyed it - but I thought it was nostalgic. They laughed at some of the stuff.
My five year old loved it.
 
'Bob Sacamano said:
'General Malaise said:
'Tiny Dancer said:
'Bob Sacamano said:
'Bob Sacamano said:
Haven't seen Polar Express. Will it be a hit with the girls, too? I'm thinking more my daughter and less Homer's dates. Though I'm sure he'd also appreciate some input. :softball:

TIA.
Don't get suckered into the new Muppets movie, btw. Painfully bad.
I thought it was OK.
On what planet? The songs were terrible, everything before the actual Muppet Show was unfunny, even the Muppet Show itself was likely only enjoyable to me in a nostalgiac kind of way, and that god awful rap made me long for Mr. Ham rapping. Or a saber to jam into my ears.
My ex-wife took the boys to go see it last week. They hated it too. Thought it was really dumb and asked to leave early. On the other hand, they did enjoy ####Cooter and Boots.
#### in Boots >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MuppetsFor what it is.
Muppets surprisingly not bad - but extremely schmaltzy. Picture Pee Wee Herman with cast of puppets. Over the top cheese. Not sure the kids (9 and 11) enjoyed it - but I thought it was nostalgic. They laughed at some of the stuff.
My five year old loved it.
Did he like it better or worse than Blue Velvet?
 
'Bob Sacamano said:
'General Malaise said:
'Tiny Dancer said:
'Bob Sacamano said:
'Bob Sacamano said:
Haven't seen Polar Express. Will it be a hit with the girls, too? I'm thinking more my daughter and less Homer's dates. Though I'm sure he'd also appreciate some input. :softball:

TIA.
Don't get suckered into the new Muppets movie, btw. Painfully bad.
I thought it was OK.
On what planet? The songs were terrible, everything before the actual Muppet Show was unfunny, even the Muppet Show itself was likely only enjoyable to me in a nostalgiac kind of way, and that god awful rap made me long for Mr. Ham rapping. Or a saber to jam into my ears.
My ex-wife took the boys to go see it last week. They hated it too. Thought it was really dumb and asked to leave early. On the other hand, they did enjoy ####Cooter and Boots.
#### in Boots >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MuppetsFor what it is.
Muppets surprisingly not bad - but extremely schmaltzy. Picture Pee Wee Herman with cast of puppets. Over the top cheese. Not sure the kids (9 and 11) enjoyed it - but I thought it was nostalgic. They laughed at some of the stuff.
My five year old loved it.
Did he like it better or worse than Blue Velvet?
Better. In the Muppets you can't see the hand up the Muppet's backside. But in Blue Velvet you see Frank booth sticking his hand up...
 
'John Bender said:
Still here in New England until December 15th now. final trip to CR is only lasting 1 week now.Change of plans - surprise, you're going to Philadelphia or Baltimore on January 1st to open an office there. Thanks for your help in Central America.Anyway -I need to find a place in Philly or Bmore in the next 3 weeks. Any ideas?I'd like to live alone, in a decent neighborhood with a place to walk my dog and spend no more than 900/1000 per month on rent. neighborhoods/areas?BMore or Philly the choice is mine. Can anyone drop some knowledge on me about these 2 areas? I'll likely be putting a deposit on a place sight unseen.
:tap:
I'd choose Balt. area, but probably not Baltimore itself. There are a number of FBGs around there- Jzilla and scoobygang for sure- more I cannot recall at the moment.Red Raiders is in the Philly area.You should post a thread in FFA asking your question. You will likely get a lot of responses and good info.Good luck
 

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