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sp00fy is in the Philly area. Philly has a casino.Baltimore has high rates of STDs and murder.Philly has high rates of #######s.
Thank you. I'm ok with the murder rate. the STD rate has scared me off.I think it's Philly. Just have no idea about neighborhoods.
My cousin-in-law refurbishes old houses in Philly. Let me know if you want me to ask him about good neighborhoods...and specifically what you're looking for.
 
sp00fy is in the Philly area. Philly has a casino.Baltimore has high rates of STDs and murder.Philly has high rates of #######s.
Thank you. I'm ok with the murder rate. the STD rate has scared me off.I think it's Philly. Just have no idea about neighborhoods.
My cousin-in-law refurbishes old houses in Philly. Let me know if you want me to ask him about good neighborhoods...and specifically what you're looking for.
Absolutely.I need to move into a place site unseen. Would like to live alone and have a place to walk my dog. Really my only two pre-requisites. I'd prefer not to be a neighborhood where I could get capped and would enjoy living close to a library if at all possible.
 
Maple Cookies These tasted like a maple donut/bar. Sooo damn good.
Pickles would think this is "gay".
You like his spokesman now?
My application is being reviewed.
Provisional title granted.
Searching for your name again?
I'm going to let this slide.
Maple donut update?
 
sp00fy is in the Philly area. Philly has a casino.Baltimore has high rates of STDs and murder.Philly has high rates of #######s.
Thank you. I'm ok with the murder rate. the STD rate has scared me off.I think it's Philly. Just have no idea about neighborhoods.
My cousin-in-law refurbishes old houses in Philly. Let me know if you want me to ask him about good neighborhoods...and specifically what you're looking for.
Absolutely.I need to move into a place site unseen. Would like to live alone and have a place to walk my dog. Really my only two pre-requisites. I'd prefer not to be a neighborhood where I could get capped and would enjoy living close to a library if at all possible.
We could use a 5th for LABS trivia now that it turns out fatguy's as dumb as the rest of us
 
sp00fy is in the Philly area. Philly has a casino.Baltimore has high rates of STDs and murder.Philly has high rates of #######s.
Thank you. I'm ok with the murder rate. the STD rate has scared me off.I think it's Philly. Just have no idea about neighborhoods.
My cousin-in-law refurbishes old houses in Philly. Let me know if you want me to ask him about good neighborhoods...and specifically what you're looking for.
Absolutely.I need to move into a place site unseen. Would like to live alone and have a place to walk my dog. Really my only two pre-requisites. I'd prefer not to be a neighborhood where I could get capped and would enjoy living close to a library if at all possible.
We could use a 5th for LABS trivia now that it turns out fatguy's as dumb as the rest of us
Music, literature and history/geography specialist of the 5 time Pub 99 Trivia Team known as "My Grandma Doesn't Wrestle, But You Should See Her Box"Would be an honor.
 
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spinoff of the "warming your pizza thread"

My good buddy and his wife have been ordering/eating pizza on Friday nights for the past 15 years or so. They always order from the same chain, but recently the location near them closed. Now he has to drive an extra 15 to 20 minutes to go get their pizza. Last week he shoots me a text with a picture of one of those pizza warmers that pizza delivery guys use. I guess he found one on ebay and bought for the sole purpose of picking up their pizza on Friday nights.

I need a ruling on this. Genius? weird? get a life?

 
spinoff of the "warming your pizza thread"My good buddy and his wife have been ordering/eating pizza on Friday nights for the past 15 years or so. They always order from the same chain, but recently the location near them closed. Now he has to drive an extra 15 to 20 minutes to go get their pizza. Last week he shoots me a text with a picture of one of those pizza warmers that pizza delivery guys use. I guess he found one on ebay and bought for the sole purpose of picking up their pizza on Friday nights.I need a ruling on this. Genius? weird? get a life?
My god, that is pitiful. Everything about that story hurts my soul.
 
spinoff of the "warming your pizza thread"My good buddy and his wife have been ordering/eating pizza on Friday nights for the past 15 years or so. They always order from the same chain, but recently the location near them closed. Now he has to drive an extra 15 to 20 minutes to go get their pizza. Last week he shoots me a text with a picture of one of those pizza warmers* that pizza delivery guys use. I guess he found one on ebay and bought for the sole purpose of picking up their pizza on Friday nights.I need a ruling on this. Genius? weird? get a life?
Those of us in the business used to call them "hot bags"
 
spinoff of the "warming your pizza thread"My good buddy and his wife have been ordering/eating pizza on Friday nights for the past 15 years or so. They always order from the same chain, but recently the location near them closed. Now he has to drive an extra 15 to 20 minutes to go get their pizza. Last week he shoots me a text with a picture of one of those pizza warmers that pizza delivery guys use. I guess he found one on ebay and bought for the sole purpose of picking up their pizza on Friday nights.I need a ruling on this. Genius? weird? get a life?
80% weird/20% genius
 
spinoff of the "warming your pizza thread"

My good buddy and his wife have been ordering/eating pizza on Friday nights for the past 15 years or so. They always order from the same chain, but recently the location near them closed. Now he has to drive an extra 15 to 20 minutes to go get their pizza. Last week he shoots me a text with a picture of one of those pizza warmers that pizza delivery guys use. I guess he found one on ebay and bought for the sole purpose of picking up their pizza on Friday nights.

I need a ruling on this. Genius? weird? get a life?
Every Friday night?[/shuke]

 
spinoff of the "warming your pizza thread"My good buddy and his wife have been ordering/eating pizza on Friday nights for the past 15 years or so. They always order from the same chain, but recently the location near them closed. Now he has to drive an extra 15 to 20 minutes to go get their pizza. Last week he shoots me a text with a picture of one of those pizza warmers that pizza delivery guys use. I guess he found one on ebay and bought for the sole purpose of picking up their pizza on Friday nights.I need a ruling on this. Genius? weird? get a life?
Yes
 

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