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Had sharp stomach pains last night. To the point where it forced me to sit down. Went away within two minutes.

Today, there was blood in my poop. Bright red, and a decent amount of it.

Am I gonna die? :unsure:

 
OK, let's get serious for a minute. I need a win this week to get clinch a first round playoff bye.

Pick my WR3:

Damian Williams @BUF

Denarius Moore @MIA

Mario Manningham vs. GBP

Darrius Heyward-Bey @MIA

Riley Cooper @SEA

Defense:

Own:

Cincinnati @PIT

Tennessee @BUF

Waiver wire:

New Orleans vs. DET

Tampa Bay vs. CAR

Jacksonville vs. SDC

Miami vs. OAK

Denver @MIN

 
last day of movember: my pic

don't forget to donate to me or the FBG team: My link
Thank Jebus it's over.All of these facepics makes me think I might be going Kirby Puckett in the left eye. GDB :(
What's with that stupid kissy face you're doing in all of these? Stop immediately if not sooner.
Agreed. Just take the pic.
Was eating in that one
Also, thanks for the donations, guys. :thumbup:
 
spinoff of the "warming your pizza thread"My good buddy and his wife have been ordering/eating pizza on Friday nights for the past 15 years or so. They always order from the same chain, but recently the location near them closed. Now he has to drive an extra 15 to 20 minutes to go get their pizza. Last week he shoots me a text with a picture of one of those pizza warmers that pizza delivery guys use. I guess he found one on ebay and bought for the sole purpose of picking up their pizza on Friday nights.I need a ruling on this. Genius? weird? get a life?
This went weird before the acquisition of the hot bag (the second one, at least). If you are strange enough to stay in every Friday night and order pizza for 15 years straight and rigid enough to no try other pizza providers when your main supplier goes belly up, in spite of your best efforts, and you are willing to drive 15-20 minutes, then getting a bag to keep the pizza hot is not weird. All that other #### is.
 
spinoff of the "warming your pizza thread"My good buddy and his wife have been ordering/eating pizza on Friday nights for the past 15 years or so. They always order from the same chain, but recently the location near them closed. Now he has to drive an extra 15 to 20 minutes to go get their pizza. Last week he shoots me a text with a picture of one of those pizza warmers that pizza delivery guys use. I guess he found one on ebay and bought for the sole purpose of picking up their pizza on Friday nights.I need a ruling on this. Genius? weird? get a life?
This went weird before the acquisition of the hot bag (the second one, at least). If you are strange enough to stay in every Friday night and order pizza for 15 years straight and rigid enough to no try other pizza providers when your main supplier goes belly up, in spite of your best efforts, and you are willing to drive 15-20 minutes, then getting a bag to keep the pizza hot is not weird. All that other #### is.
Oh..i agree. They are weird. But this is a guy that has a deal with his wife. She sees him on every Friday and Saturday nights and he can pretty much do what ever he wants on the weeknights, which includes staying out all night getting hotel rooms downtown or crashing with a buddy. This guys probably has 15 to 20 nights a year where he goes on an all night bender during a weeknight.
 
OK, let's get serious for a minute. I need a win this week to get clinch a first round playoff bye.Pick my WR3:Damian Williams @BUFDenarius Moore @MIAMario Manningham vs. GBPDarrius Heyward-Bey @MIARiley Cooper @SEADefense:Own:Cincinnati @PITTennessee @BUFWaiver wire:New Orleans vs. DETTampa Bay vs. CARJacksonville vs. SDCMiami vs. OAKDenver @MIN
Great. Now Woz is going to post.
 
OK, let's get serious for a minute. I need a win this week to get clinch a first round playoff bye.Pick my WR3:Damian Williams @BUFDenarius Moore @MIAMario Manningham vs. GBPDarrius Heyward-Bey @MIARiley Cooper @SEADefense:Own:Cincinnati @PITTennessee @BUFWaiver wire:New Orleans vs. DETTampa Bay vs. CARJacksonville vs. SDCMiami vs. OAKDenver @MIN
Great. Now Woz is going to post.
:goodposting: :kissyface:
 
Plz help. Need to pick three of these this weekend:

Welker

Grownkowski

Fitzgerald

Calvin Johnson

will answer yours. TIZ.

 
'Homer J Simpson said:
Currently enjoying my first experience with oxycodone. Wow, this stuff blows vicodin out of the friggin water. :o
#### yea it does. it's one of the reasons i will never try heroin
I took 2 of them every 4 hours for three days after my sinus surgery. Quit being such a cat wearing boots.
spinoff of the "warming your pizza thread"

My good buddy and his wife have been ordering/eating pizza on Friday nights for the past 15 years or so. They always order from the same chain, but recently the location near them closed. Now he has to drive an extra 15 to 20 minutes to go get their pizza. Last week he shoots me a text with a picture of one of those pizza warmers that pizza delivery guys use. I guess he found one on ebay and bought for the sole purpose of picking up their pizza on Friday nights.

I need a ruling on this. Genius? weird? get a life?
This went weird before the acquisition of the hot bag (the second one, at least). If you are strange enough to stay in every Friday night and order pizza for 15 years straight and rigid enough to no try other pizza providers when your main supplier goes belly up, in spite of your best efforts, and you are willing to drive 15-20 minutes, then getting a bag to keep the pizza hot is not weird. All that other #### is.
Oh..i agree. They are weird. But this is a guy that has a deal with his wife. She sees him on every Friday and Saturday nights and he can pretty much do what ever he wants on the weeknights, which includes staying out all night getting hotel rooms downtown or crashing with a buddy. This guys probably has 15 to 20 nights a year where he goes on an all night bender during a weeknight.
I'm going to go with *** POTENTIAL WAIVER WIRE GEM ***
 

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