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[Sconch]

Speaking of signatures, can someone explain Sconch's to me like I'm shuke?

NSFFBG(I'll delete when shuke lets me know he's read it)

ETA: Butters = Woz

Not going there from work. Guessing it has to do with 2 oz?

Shuke walking up to a couple of guys in the breakroom who are laughing:Shuke: What's so funny?

Coworker 1: Just this joke Kenny from Accounting told us.

Shuke: I want to hear it.

Coworker 2: OK, this lesbian and a chimp walk into a bar...

Shuke: IF IT'S DIRTY I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT

 

[Hawks64]

Christmas for a 3 year old. We can't wrap presents and put them out because he and his 1 year old sister will prematurely open them. Should we bother wrapping them at all or should we set them all up after bed on Christmas Eve so they are all out and ready to go when they get up? What's more exciting for a 3 year old - a room full of toys or unwrapping presents and seeing what the are? The former I think, but I could also see many presents already opened and set up might be too overwhelming.

It's a royal pain in the ###, but wrap on Christmas Eve and put out after bed. The 3yr old should go absolutely nuts with all the presents.

 

[YSR]

Have my first date in more than four years tonight. I'm expecting this to bomb, hopefully there will at least be a good story to tell.

And where's the link for the Movember stuff? I haven't donated yet.

Good luck with the date!This should get you there.

 

[commisholio]

Christmas for a 3 year old. We can't wrap presents and put them out because he and his 1 year old sister will prematurely open them. Should we bother wrapping them at all or should we set them all up after bed on Christmas Eve so they are all out and ready to go when they get up? What's more exciting for a 3 year old - a room full of toys or unwrapping presents and seeing what the are? The former I think, but I could also see many presents already opened and set up might be too overwhelming.

Wrap

Yep, wrap. Opening them was more fun than playing with them at 1-3 in my experience.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

We always had Santa gifts unwrapped by our stockings. Gifts from family/friends were wrapped

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Movember?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I want to hear more about this lesbian - chimp combo.

 

[shuke]

Speaking of signatures, can someone explain Sconch's to me like I'm shuke?

NSFFBG(I'll delete when shuke lets me know he's read it)

ETA: Butters = Woz

Not going there from work. Guessing it has to do with 2 oz?

Shuke walking up to a couple of guys in the breakroom who are laughing:Shuke: What's so funny?

Coworker 1: Just this joke Kenny from Accounting told us.

Shuke: I want to hear it.

Coworker 2: OK, this lesbian and a chimp walk into a bar...

Shuke: IF IT'S DIRTY I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT

 

[Osaurus]

Mac and Cheese with smoked tuna is

Not a metaphor

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Movember?

Questions? Don't tell me you're one of those cancer fanboys.

 

[Oh Yes!]

We always had Santa gifts unwrapped by our stockings. Gifts from family/friends were wrapped

Santa gifts unwrapped by the fireplace under the stockings. Gifts from mom/dad/family wrapped under the tree

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I had lunch with this gal (Greek joint FTW) and it was rather fun. A little background, her mother is French, her father German & although she was born in the USA, she grew up in France. Anyhow, she tells me that her 17 yo son came to her the other day and said he thought he was ready to start having sex. She replied "son, from your POV the first time you have sex is going to be a short hug and then you go brag to your friends. From her POV for the first time, it will be a short hug and then she'll go home and start making wedding plans. I suggest you stick to jacking off in the shower."

I love this gal.

 

[mr. furley]

still waiting for it to shoot quills at the cameralady

 

[urbanhack]

I had lunch with this gal (Greek FTW) and it was rather fun. A little background, her mother is French, her father German & although she was born in the USA, she grew up in France. Anyhow, she tells me that her 17 yo son came to her the other day and said he thought he was ready to start having sex. She replied "son, from your POV the first time you have sex is going to be a short hug and then you go brag to your friends. From her POV for the first time, it will be a short hug and then she'll go home and start making wedding plans. I suggest you stick to jacking off in the shower."I love this gal.

How is she Greek? pics?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

How is she Greek? pics?

 

[Sconch]

I had lunch with this gal (Greek FTW) and it was rather fun. A little background, her mother is French, her father German & although she was born in the USA, she grew up in France. Anyhow, she tells me that her 17 yo son came to her the other day and said he thought he was ready to start having sex. She replied "son, from your POV the first time you have sex is going to be a short hug and then you go brag to your friends. From her POV for the first time, it will be a short hug and then she'll go home and start making wedding plans. I suggest you stick to jacking off in the shower."I love this gal.

How is she Greek?

 

[Sconch]

The only way we are going to climb above #6 is if SLB moves to Canada.

 

[Fightin Donkey]

By the way I'll be ADDING THE WINK tomorrow night with the 22 year old. This is great, it ends up that she is more hung up about the possible issues with our ages, work related issues and the fact that her father would kill both of us if he found out. I've had Little 'Zooks for the last 2 days so we've been texting about meeting up tomorrow night when I don't have him. So earlier tonight she texted asking what we were doing tomorrow tonight, I replied something like "I was gonna ask you the same thing, what do you think?" Her response was: "I'm up for whatever that won't get us caught". That gave me a combination of and

We had discussed yesterday how I was older, divorced and had a son who was a big part of my life and she's fine with all that. She asked if I lived alone and I said yes, except for when Little 'Zooks is here. She made some comment about me living in some cool bachelor pad, and I said something like "yeah quite a bachelor pad, filled with Transformers, swords and 100 Pixar movies". The following made me think of Homer: tonight while we were trying to figure what to do tomorrow without getting "caught", I asked her if she wanted to just come over to my place and she said yes and that's what she wanted to do but didn't want to just invite herself over. So I jokingly texted her back and said "good, I'll make sure to put away all the Transformers before you get here" she replied "You're forgetting I was kid about 4 years ago, you can leave the Transformers out". I thought of Homer and laughed but at the same time it made me feel a little creepy, but I guess that's a dilemma Homer faces everyday so I'm ok with it.

 

[General Malaise]

Miles, Mason and Marshall? really? why do people do this?

Duke awards bonus admission qualification points if your name sounds like someone who would own a plantation.

 

[General Malaise]

Jeebus I've put on 10lbs since being in Cordova, all from beer. There are two bars in this town and I've turned into Norm, when I walk in they always greet me with "it's the bald Mexican Joe" fml

Hold on....you're bald?

 

[Drifter]

We always had Santa gifts unwrapped by our stockings. Gifts from family/friends were wrapped

Santa gifts unwrapped by the fireplace under the stockings. Gifts from mom/dad/family wrapped under the tree

That's how my family did it as well and how it will go when they're older. We were just considering alternatives for now because we can't put presents under the tree prior to Christmas. at this age.

 

[General Malaise]

Maple doughnuts and cookies are frankly boring. I don't get it.

They're gross. Period.

No longer "gay"?Do you like maple syrup?

Not recalling the gay label. I enjoy real maple syrup.

Thoughts on Bacon Maple Ale?

 

[Fightin Donkey]

Hi all!!! Finally caught up with the 40+ pages that I missed while playing husband and father the last two weeks. In for the Secret Santa. Wife has been back at work the past few nights (nurse, not stripper. Sorry.) which has left me with some time to get reacquainted with a few of the NW brews and GMTAN. Very worth it.

Welcome home!

 

[General Malaise]

Wife's brother in town from Detroit. I volunteered to clean our house last night as she had to work late. I have carpeted stairs and attempted to vaccuum (like diahreah, i have no idea how this word is spelled) them last night as they looked pretty dingy. Now, I'm not one who is permitted to operate the vaccuum very often and I suck at cleaning in general, but last night I think I operated my last vaccuum cleaner and spearheaded my last cleaning campaign.

I'm not sure how one is supposed to go about vaccuuming stairs, but as I was attempting to do so, I put the vaccuum on one stair and used the hose thingie to try and suck up the debris from a top stair. To keep the vaccuum from toppling over, I planted my foot on top of the base. A few seconds after doing this, I noticed a slight burning scent in the air. I mother freaking burned a hole through the carpet in my stairs. not just a tiny hole, but a giant hurking black hole of burnt carpet that now greets us at the top of the stair case.

Yes, look at me. I have stairs.

Rover, do you think I could borrow Knuckles every other week for cleanings?

 

[John Bender]

Wife's brother in town from Detroit. I volunteered to clean our house last night as she had to work late. I have carpeted stairs and attempted to vaccuum (like diahreah, i have no idea how this word is spelled) them last night as they looked pretty dingy. Now, I'm not one who is permitted to operate the vaccuum very often and I suck at cleaning in general, but last night I think I operated my last vaccuum cleaner and spearheaded my last cleaning campaign.I'm not sure how one is supposed to go about vaccuuming stairs, but as I was attempting to do so, I put the vaccuum on one stair and used the hose thingie to try and suck up the debris from a top stair. To keep the vaccuum from toppling over, I planted my foot on top of the base. A few seconds after doing this, I noticed a slight burning scent in the air. I mother freaking burned a hole through the carpet in my stairs. not just a tiny hole, but a giant hurking black hole of burnt carpet is not on stair number 7.Yes, look at me. I have stairs.

sorry but that's funny

 

[YSR]

Wife's brother in town from Detroit. I volunteered to clean our house last night as she had to work late. I have carpeted stairs and attempted to vaccuum (like diahreah, i have no idea how this word is spelled) them last night as they looked pretty dingy. Now, I'm not one who is permitted to operate the vaccuum very often and I suck at cleaning in general, but last night I think I operated my last vaccuum cleaner and spearheaded my last cleaning campaign.I'm not sure how one is supposed to go about vaccuuming stairs, but as I was attempting to do so, I put the vaccuum on one stair and used the hose thingie to try and suck up the debris from a top stair. To keep the vaccuum from toppling over, I planted my foot on top of the base. A few seconds after doing this, I noticed a slight burning scent in the air. I mother freaking burned a hole through the carpet in my stairs. not just a tiny hole, but a giant hurking black hole of burnt carpet that now greets us at the top of the stair case.Yes, look at me. I have stairs.Rover, do you think I could borrow Knuckles every other week for cleanings?

How old, exactly, is your vacuum cleaner?

 

[-fish-]

Wife's brother in town from Detroit. I volunteered to clean our house last night as she had to work late. I have carpeted stairs and attempted to vaccuum (like diahreah, i have no idea how this word is spelled) them last night as they looked pretty dingy. Now, I'm not one who is permitted to operate the vaccuum very often and I suck at cleaning in general, but last night I think I operated my last vaccuum cleaner and spearheaded my last cleaning campaign.I'm not sure how one is supposed to go about vaccuuming stairs, but as I was attempting to do so, I put the vaccuum on one stair and used the hose thingie to try and suck up the debris from a top stair. To keep the vaccuum from toppling over, I planted my foot on top of the base. A few seconds after doing this, I noticed a slight burning scent in the air. I mother freaking burned a hole through the carpet in my stairs. not just a tiny hole, but a giant hurking black hole of burnt carpet that now greets us at the top of the stair case.Yes, look at me. I have stairs.Rover, do you think I could borrow Knuckles every other week for cleanings?

she does enjoy portland. just leave her your key.

 

[Joe T]

Movember?

 

[urbanhack]

you can only suck at cleaning if you don't try very hard.

 

[Fightin Donkey]

last day of movember: my pic

don't forget to donate to me or the FBG team: My link

Did John Stossel and a gay lumberjack somehow reproduce?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

5 glasses of champagne for happy hour, followed by 2 jamesons and 3 mack n jacks, all in anticipation of going out in a bit. I think I'm in the wrong thread.

I should be in bed but did a bunch of work from home tonight and then finished off a bottle of wine from the other night and am now finishing off some beer.cos/krista/bobbysac - Turning Leaf Pinot Noir '07 Is that swill? :notasomalian:Edit>I should know, but what's a "mack n jack"

I say drink what you like and #### what anybody else thinks.

This is my stance as well. If you like it, that's all that matters. Period. :alsonotfromsomalia: :butamasommelier: It's like arrogant meat eaters. Whytf do you care how anyone else eats their steak? You're not eating it.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Currently enjoying my first experience with oxycodone. Wow, this stuff blows vicodin out of the friggin water.

Made me sick. Probably a good thing.

you have any extras?

Hopefully I get you in GMTAN Secret Santa.

If you get me, send em over..

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Had sharp stomach pains last night. To the point where it forced me to sit down. Went away within two minutes.Today, there was blood in my poop. Bright red, and a decent amount of it.Am I gonna die?

oursout40:

 

[DA RAIDERS]

No Denarious love? Back at practice and Ford is out this week.

I think he's due for a big game, but it's a big risk to take. Safe play is D. Williams.

He's still dinged. Risky

 

[krista4]

Jesus you people are prolific during the day. Who's in charge of today's summary?

 

[kevzilla]

The only way we are going to climb above #6 is if SLB moves to Canada.

Or, you could move to Riverside.

Had sharp stomach pains last night. To the point where it forced me to sit down. Went away within two minutes.

Today, there was blood in my poop. Bright red, and a decent amount of it.

Am I gonna die?

oursout40:

Bright red indicates the source of bleeding is near, um, the end of the line. 'Roids, imo.

 

[krista4]

Just donated to myself to take the individual lead.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I had lunch with this gal (Greek FTW) and it was rather fun. A little background, her mother is French, her father German & although she was born in the USA, she grew up in France. Anyhow, she tells me that her 17 yo son came to her the other day and said he thought he was ready to start having sex. She replied "son, from your POV the first time you have sex is going to be a short hug and then you go brag to your friends. From her POV for the first time, it will be a short hug and then she'll go home and start making wedding plans. I suggest you stick to jacking off in the shower."I love this gal.

How is she Greek?

It's a fair question.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Jesus you people are prolific during the day. Who's in charge of today's summary?

A GMTAN Secret Santa is up2 Maple Donut Chat™III Lots of WDIS۞ Final Movember pics and TRE makes kissy faces♣ Using your own pizza bag to keep it warm might be a little crazyF GM can't work a vacuum cleaner, much less spell it.

 

[krista4]

Jesus you people are prolific during the day. Who's in charge of today's summary?

A GMTAN Secret Santa is up2 Maple Donut Chat™III Lots of WDIS۞ Final Movember pics and TRE makes kissy faces♣ Using your own pizza bag to keep it warm might be a little crazyF GM can't work a vacuum cleaner, much less spell it.

Beautifully rendered.I would like to do Secret Santa but am afraid my shtick won't be good enough (that's what he said). Can I just buy nice stuff instead?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Bonus Movember pic with training fu shaved off for the extra donations. This time you can mock my mirror instead of the kissyface. Or my butt-chin.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just donated to myself to take the individual lead.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(thanks again!)

 

[krista4]

Just donated to myself to take the individual lead.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(thanks again!)

Figured it was worth a second donation just to mess with you, and chose Guster since he had put up the most (and most recent) pics. I didn't go too high so that you could do another $2 and retake the lead. (I promise not to donate again.)

 

[Guster]

Just donated to myself to take the individual lead.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(thanks again!)

Figured it was worth a second donation just to mess with you, and chose Guster since he had put up the most (and most recent) pics. I didn't go too high so that you could do another $2 and retake the lead. (I promise not to donate again.)

Woo! Thanks Krista. You're the best!!!

 

[GroveDiesel]

Burnt a hole in the carpet!? WTH? You sure you weren't using an orbital sander or blowtorch?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Jesus you people are prolific during the day. Who's in charge of today's summary?

A GMTAN Secret Santa is up2 Maple Donut Chat™III Lots of WDIS۞ Final Movember pics and TRE makes kissy faces♣ Using your own pizza bag to keep it warm might be a little crazyF GM can't work a vacuum cleaner, much less spell it.

Beautifully rendered.I would like to do Secret Santa but am afraid my shtick won't be good enough (that's what he said). Can I just buy nice stuff instead?

You can do whatever you want. I thought it was funnier as "Shtick Exchange" as opposed to "Gift Exchange" We're up to 11 right now. Still 2 days left to get in

 

[Guster]

movember at its finest: my attempt at a movember version of Costanza on a Couch

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

movember at its finest: my attempt at a movember version of Costanza on a Couch

lol

 

[YSR]

Jesus you people are prolific during the day. Who's in charge of today's summary?

A GMTAN Secret Santa is up2 Maple Donut Chat™

III Lots of WDIS

۞ Final Movember pics and TRE makes kissy faces

♣ Using your own pizza bag to keep it warm might be a little crazy

F GM can't work a vacuum cleaner, much less spell it.

Beautifully rendered.I would like to do Secret Santa but am afraid my shtick won't be good enough (that's what he said).

This is me.

Can I just buy nice stuff instead?

This is not me.

 

[Sconch]

A few seconds after doing this, I noticed a slight burning scent in the air. I mother freaking burned a hole through the carpet in my stairs. not just a tiny hole, but a giant hurking black hole of burnt carpet that now greets us at the top of the stair case.Yes, look at me. I have stairs.Rover, do you think I could borrow Knuckles every other week for cleanings?

We have stairs too. I vacuum them all the time. What caused the fire? Do you own some sort of gas-powered vacuum?