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[urbanhack]

Girlfriend and I just chewed through the first three seasons of Breaking Bad in less than six days.

 

[cosjobs]

Girlfriend and I just chewed through the first three seasons of Breaking Bad in less than six days.

I did this a couple weeks ago. I've been dying to see season four now, but it unpossible. I jonesed for a few days before accepting it was over until the dvd is released.So then I started Sons of Anarchy. If BB's a 10, SoA's a 9. But now I am all out of those, too and I do not want to catch the current ones showing in mid-season.

 

[urbanhack]

Girlfriend and I just chewed through the first three seasons of Breaking Bad in less than six days.

I did this a couple weeks ago. I've been dying to see season four now, but it unpossible. I jonesed for a few days before accepting it was over until the dvd is released.

Isn't there a way to pay to see season 4?trying to convince my lady friend to watch all of Twin Peaks.shuke> hey

 

[charvik]

Girlfriend and I just chewed through the first three seasons of Breaking Bad in less than six days.

I did this a couple weeks ago. I've been dying to see season four now, but it unpossible. I jonesed for a few days before accepting it was over until the dvd is released.

Isn't there a way to pay to see season 4?trying to convince my lady friend to watch all of Twin Peaks.shuke> hey

There are ways to see for free too... I can hoof them if you don't mind the download time.

 

[cosjobs]

Girlfriend and I just chewed through the first three seasons of Breaking Bad in less than six days.

I did this a couple weeks ago. I've been dying to see season four now, but it unpossible. I jonesed for a few days before accepting it was over until the dvd is released.

Isn't there a way to pay to see season 4?trying to convince my lady friend to watch all of Twin Peaks.shuke> hey

There are ways to see for free too... I can hoof them if you don't mind the download time.

unsure how to hoof, but yes, please. I'd kill to watch BB season 4 this weekend.

 

[urbanhack]

Girlfriend and I just chewed through the first three seasons of Breaking Bad in less than six days.

I did this a couple weeks ago. I've been dying to see season four now, but it unpossible. I jonesed for a few days before accepting it was over until the dvd is released.

Isn't there a way to pay to see season 4?trying to convince my lady friend to watch all of Twin Peaks.shuke> hey

There are ways to see for free too... I can hoof them if you don't mind the download time.

unsure how to hoof, but yes, please. I'd kill to watch BB season 4 this weekend.

Do you want to hoof together?

 

[YSR]

I can provide a site that doesn't require d/ls if you guys want. Sending PMs.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB's boss just gave me a series of hugs. Pretty sure she finished.

 

[urbanhack]

I can provide a site that doesn't require d/ls if you guys want. Sending PMs.

go for it

 

[Gadzooks]

Friday night and I'm staying late in my office to get all of the 8 million things done that need to be done. I'm losing interest quickly. All I've done for about the last hour is catch up on this thread and text SLB.

Spent the last few days at our company's "Sales Kickoff for 2012". We do this every year and spend a couple days at a local hotel/conference center and every department head gives a review of their department for the past year and preview of their goals for next year. And we always do some kind of Team Building Activity (this type of Team Building activity does not include sleeping with a co-worker) Past Team Building events are usually something tied to a scavenger hunt. This we were told in advance that we were divided into 3 teams and that we would need to change into comfy active clothes, we needed to select a team name, a team color and a song from a list of song options (I tried to stage a boycott because there were no Lionel Richie songs) But we did not know what we would actually be doing.

When we got to the "Team Building Activity" part of the agenda, we were then told that our team building activity was going to be that we had to choreograph and perform a Flash Mob. This is with all Department Heads, all middle management and senior management including the President. They brought in Zumba instructors to help us. Watching stuffy old men trying to do choreographed dance moves was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. No matter what we were going to do, I was going to have fun, my active clothes included my lucky Dragon shirt. I have no rhythm at all, but for the sake of hilarity I gave 110% effort. Surprisingly, no one backed out of this, all these older guys and gals gladly made fools of themselves. We performed in front of each other and voted on a winner. Now at the company Christmas party next weekend, we are all going to perform the winning Flash Mob to the surprise of the rest of the company. Granted, there will probably be injuries, but it should be hilarious. I'll let you know when the video of this castrophe goes viral.

 

[charvik]

I can provide a site that doesn't require d/ls if you guys want. Sending PMs.

That's even better. Let me know if you need the downloads

 

[St. Louis Bob]

and I just heard a gal ask Mrs. SLB if we were interested in swinging.

 

[cosjobs]

I can provide a site that doesn't require d/ls if you guys want. Sending PMs.

That's even better. Let me know if you need the downloads

clear out your PMs gb

 

[Gadzooks]

Do you ever sometimes think that perhaps you're really dumber than you are, but you're just not sure and then you realize you really are? I had that happen tonight. I am really REALLY dumb when it comes to technology involving phones and computers. Last week I got my first I-phone I can barely do anything with it. My new 22 year old secret "friend" was shocked at how challenged I was and explained alot of the nuances to me. Today she had been texting me and said how she wished she wasn't going away this weekend with her parents because she'd rather be "doing things" with/to me. So she's been texting me while I've been at work and she mentioned how it was too bad that I don't get good cell service at my house because we could've "talked all night tonight". Unless she meant phone sex, I'm glad that we won't be talking all night, but that's another story. So I politely responded with something charming stupid about building a cell tower in my backyard. We then exchanged the following texts and it makes me feel bad for any time I've made fun of my parents for not knowing anything about their computer or cell phone.

22 year old: What if we used somthing that just needs wifi? Like Skype or a messenger app?

Me: You saw what an idiot I was with my cell phone, do you really think I know anything about Skype or messenger apps?

22 year old: I'll help you through it. Go to the app store and search for Kik Messenger and install it. It's free.

(I'm reading this completely shuked and wondering if I have to go to the Mall to find this app store)

22 year old: Do you have wireless internet at home? Is your phone connected to it?

Me: Pretty sure my internet has wires. My phone is not connected to it, but I do use the cable company for my home phone service and internet service. I don't know if that's relevant or not. Me being an idiot is probably relevant.

22 year old: You need wireless to connect your phone to wifi. Unless your neighbors have unsecured wireless internet.

Me: I don't really like my neighbors. Is that going to be an issue with this wifi thingy you're talking about?

22 year old: LoL. Relax grampa, why don't you take a break, I'll help you with all this fancy new technology another day.

I feel really stupid, but at the same time, I find myself not caring that I'm stupid. Is this wrong? How do the rest of you idiots feel about your stupidity?

 

[mr. furley]

Friday fotobombing?

Eric Stoltz... but where's Cher?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Wow, that's pretty stupid.

 

[urbanhack]

i'm old, but luckily i'm able to keep up with technology

 

[Gadzooks]

and I just heard a gal ask Mrs. SLB if we were interested in swinging.

What did Mrs. SLB say?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Ok, I'm just gonna say it. American Dad is friggin funny.

 

[Gadzooks]

Wow, that's pretty stupid.

i'm old, but luckily i'm able to keep up with technology

I appreciate the support.Homer I need to figure out how to forward you a different text from her. You and your boner will like it.

 

[urbanhack]

Wow, that's pretty stupid.

i'm old, but luckily i'm able to keep up with technology

I appreciate the support.Homer I need to figure out how to forward you a different text from her. You and your boner will like it.

Okay. do you have a wireless router connected to your cable internet?also. under Settings in your iphone, turn on wireless to see if you can connect to any free wifi routers without having to enter a passkey.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Wow, that's pretty stupid.

i'm old, but luckily i'm able to keep up with technology

I appreciate the support.Homer I need to figure out how to forward you a different text from her. You and your boner will like it.

Please figure it out.

 

[dharmapunk]

Friday night and I'm staying late in my office to get all of the 8 million things done that need to be done. I'm losing interest quickly. All I've done for about the last hour is catch up on this thread and text SLB. Spent the last few days at our company's "Sales Kickoff for 2012". We do this every year and spend a couple days at a local hotel/conference center and every department head gives a review of their department for the past year and preview of their goals for next year. And we always do some kind of Team Building Activity (this type of Team Building activity does not include sleeping with a co-worker) Past Team Building events are usually something tied to a scavenger hunt. This we were told in advance that we were divided into 3 teams and that we would need to change into comfy active clothes, we needed to select a team name, a team color and a song from a list of song options (I tried to stage a boycott because there were no Lionel Richie songs) But we did not know what we would actually be doing.When we got to the "Team Building Activity" part of the agenda, we were then told that our team building activity was going to be that we had to choreograph and perform a Flash Mob. This is with all Department Heads, all middle management and senior management including the President. They brought in Zumba instructors to help us. Watching stuffy old men trying to do choreographed dance moves was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. No matter what we were going to do, I was going to have fun, my active clothes included my lucky Dragon shirt. I have no rhythm at all, but for the sake of hilarity I gave 110% effort. Surprisingly, no one backed out of this, all these older guys and gals gladly made fools of themselves. We performed in front of each other and voted on a winner. Now at the company Christmas party next weekend, we are all going to perform the winning Flash Mob to the surprise of the rest of the company. Granted, there will probably be injuries, but it should be hilarious. I'll let you know when the video of this castrophe goes viral.

 

[bentley]

M.KolkdhfGjuyyyyuhgftK

JR says hi to the gmtan.

 

[dharmapunk]

Do you ever sometimes think that perhaps you're really dumber than you are, but you're just not sure and then you realize you really are? I had that happen tonight. I am really REALLY dumb when it comes to technology involving phones and computers. Last week I got my first I-phone I can barely do anything with it. My new 22 year old secret "friend" was shocked at how challenged I was and explained alot of the nuances to me. Today she had been texting me and said how she wished she wasn't going away this weekend with her parents because she'd rather be "doing things" with/to me. So she's been texting me while I've been at work and she mentioned how it was too bad that I don't get good cell service at my house because we could've "talked all night tonight". Unless she meant phone sex, I'm glad that we won't be talking all night, but that's another story. So I politely responded with something charming stupid about building a cell tower in my backyard. We then exchanged the following texts and it makes me feel bad for any time I've made fun of my parents for not knowing anything about their computer or cell phone.

22 year old: What if we used somthing that just needs wifi? Like Skype or a messenger app?

Me: You saw what an idiot I was with my cell phone, do you really think I know anything about Skype or messenger apps?

22 year old: I'll help you through it. Go to the app store and search for Kik Messenger and install it. It's free.

(I'm reading this completely shuked and wondering if I have to go to the Mall to find this app store)

22 year old: Do you have wireless internet at home? Is your phone connected to it?

Me: Pretty sure my internet has wires. My phone is not connected to it, but I do use the cable company for my home phone service and internet service. I don't know if that's relevant or not. Me being an idiot is probably relevant.

22 year old: You need wireless to connect your phone to wifi. Unless your neighbors have unsecured wireless internet.

Me: I don't really like my neighbors. Is that going to be an issue with this wifi thingy you're talking about?

22 year old: LoL. Relax grampa, why don't you take a break, I'll help you with all this fancy new technology another day.

I feel really stupid, but at the same time, I find myself not caring that I'm stupid. Is this wrong? How do the rest of you idiots feel about your stupidity?

Zooks, I got to say, I really like this girl. Along with the Transformers comment, she's making me in a very cool way.This has been a good move. Please keep giving her the sausage for our continued entertainment.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

:doublefinger:

 

[urbanhack]

:doublefinger:

hello

 

[mr. furley]

ordinarily i'd tune out of this boring, no defense, Pac-10 game but with Gus on the call it just feels important

 

[Gadzooks]

:doublefinger:

I was hoping your return would include a cartoon. This was nice too.

 

[Sarnoff]

Ok, I'm just gonna say it. American Dad is friggin funny.

This season of American Dad has been better than this season of Family Guy

 

[Homer J Simpson]

M.KolkdhfGjuyyyyuhgftKJR says hi to the gmtan.

Kid's drunk already, I see.

 

[dharmapunk]

:doublefinger:

That time of month pass, honey?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

:doublefinger:

I was hoping your return would include a cartoon. This was nice too.

I actually prefer a good fingerbanging.

 

[bentley]

M.KolkdhfGjuyyyyuhgftKJR says hi to the gmtan.

Kid's drunk already, I see.

No comment on the kid, but I did pretty much let him drive the truck home from the neighborhood happy hour. He's surprisingly good at keeping it in the middle of the street for a two year old.

 

[charvik]

I can provide a site that doesn't require d/ls if you guys want. Sending PMs.

That's even better. Let me know if you need the downloads

clear out your PMs gb

I have pms? Cool! Will check when I get home from er.

 

[krista4]

You do realize that the extent of shuke's cheese curd cooking prowess involves picking up a package of these things from the local Meijer and throwing them in a pot of oil.

Mr. krista doesn't really know the people here too well and just might have taken that "challenge" a little too seriously based on too much port consumption. There's a good chance I'd like shuke's version of the curds better, though.

Yeah, I don't really know what happened there. I have a vague memory of typing and drinking port from the bottle. It seems that I was very excited to have managed to make edible goat cheese. When sober, I rarely, if ever, desire to "crush" anyone.Apparently, I also watched several minutes of The Dark Crystal on Netflix.

I woke up with a headache that started somewhere near the base of my spine and didn't abate until three hours and eight Advil later. Happily, Day One at my new job consisted of my boss--with whom I have spent a lot of hours working--handing me a list of 10 items to prep. "If you finish those, put away the deliveries. If you finish that, help me make the gnocchi." The prep work was absurdly easy--it took me longer to find all of the stuff in the cooler than it did to cut them into uniform little bits and/or cook them. There were very few deliveries and the stock already in place was organized and rotated. So an hour later he shows me how we make the gnocchi and I make the gnocchi with no difficulty. Then he asks me if I can fabricate beef. I tell him, yeah, sure. So he tells me to break down a strip loin and I do. Then he asks me if I can make panna cotta. I tell him no, of course not, I'm heterosexual.

WTF? You can create BEEF?

:(

 

[Frostillicus]

Ok I'll do the secret santa thing but I'm pretty sure whoever I get knows what they're going to be getting already. What do I have to do?

 

[urbanhack]

#### it. i'm in too.

 

[ForteWillLeadTheWay]

So after I get home I ask the wife if she wants to go to our favorite drinking spot. She says no because she has to bake cookies and get up early. I guess I'll dip into the leftover beers in the fridge and talk to you people.

 

[urbanhack]

So after I get home I ask the wife if she wants to go to our favorite drinking spot. She says no because she has to bake cookies and get up early. I guess I'll dip into the leftover beers in the fridge and talk to you people.

what's on your mind?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Girlfriend and I just chewed through the first three seasons of Breaking Bad in less than six days.

Really? Im almost halfway through season 2 and im just not that into it. I mean i like it, but i dont have an urge to immediately see the next one. Dexter, on the otherhand, i hate waiting for the next disc and blow through a disk in one night.

 

[cosjobs]

#### it. i'm in too.

well happy ####ing holidays

 

[urbanhack]

#### it. i'm in too.

well happy ####ing holidays

sorry...time and all that ####....

 

[ForteWillLeadTheWay]

So after I get home I ask the wife if she wants to go to our favorite drinking spot. She says no because she has to bake cookies and get up early. I guess I'll dip into the leftover beers in the fridge and talk to you people.

what's on your mind?

Why I'm married to an Amish woman.

 

[urbanhack]

Girlfriend and I just chewed through the first three seasons of Breaking Bad in less than six days.

Really? Im almost halfway through season 2 and im just not that into it. I mean i like it, but i dont have an urge to immediately see the next one. Dexter, on the otherhand, i hate waiting for the next disc and blow through a disk in one night.

Sure. We did most of the damage last weekend. It was cold and rainy...perfect weekend to chill out and watch tv. Maybe we bought the hype, but it was definitely entertaining.

 

[urbanhack]

So after I get home I ask the wife if she wants to go to our favorite drinking spot. She says no because she has to bake cookies and get up early. I guess I'll dip into the leftover beers in the fridge and talk to you people.

what's on your mind?

Why I'm married to an Amish woman.

Because you were young and dumb?

 

[ForteWillLeadTheWay]

So after I get home I ask the wife if she wants to go to our favorite drinking spot. She says no because she has to bake cookies and get up early. I guess I'll dip into the leftover beers in the fridge and talk to you people.

what's on your mind?

Why I'm married to an Amish woman.

Because you were young and dumb?

Now I'm just old and dumb.

 

[krista4]

If this doesn't get to you you're a heartless dickmitten

First thing I do when I get home is hug my dogs.

Oh what the hell. That just about killed me.

 

[bentley]

So after I get home I ask the wife if she wants to go to our favorite drinking spot. She says no because she has to bake cookies and get up early. I guess I'll dip into the leftover beers in the fridge and talk to you people.

what's on your mind?

Why I'm married to an Amish woman.

The fact that you have a favorite drinking spot puts you way ahead of us. I've been drinking beer on the couch since JR drove us home from happy hour.

 

[urbanhack]

So after I get home I ask the wife if she wants to go to our favorite drinking spot. She says no because she has to bake cookies and get up early. I guess I'll dip into the leftover beers in the fridge and talk to you people.

what's on your mind?

Why I'm married to an Amish woman.

Because you were young and dumb?

Now I'm just old and dumb.

::cheers::