GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

Left work early, had two beers with my haircut/shampoo/neck shave/scalp massage from a lovely young lady who got tipped well for pretending to laugh at my jokes and saying I looked 'only 30' and am now sucking down a Full Sail Amber. Up next? Dinner at my folks house with my wife and sons...since my sister has started her divorce, she and her STBX will not be there, nor will their obnoxious, poorly behaved, picky eating kids.

Tonight? Tonight I think we rope my boys in for their first game of real Scrabble (I'll team up with the gay one, my wife will team up with the kid going to JuCo in 2020).

Slap it?

I can't wait until your boys discover this place

I've wondered about this with GMTANKids growing up. Do you guys want them to read this thread? There are things buried within that would make the most well-adjusted kid question his parent's (or, his/her own) sanity.

Counting heavily on one of you to get this thing shut down for good before then. Flysack, I'm looking at you, honky.I figure Tanner's kids are old enough to read the internet and if they haven't bothered to wonder what their geezer dad is doing on the internet, then my boys will likely follow suit and ignore my online musings.

What was really fun was when my ex-wife took an interest to my postings. Man, those were the days.

 

[General Malaise]

I'll give you guys one guess whose list of "interests" this is on facebook:

SportsPrescription.com - Doctor's Orders, Sports 24/7, Pageant Lifestyle, Miss Earth Jamaica, MISS FLORIDA CARIBBEAN PAGEANT, University of Florida, University of Florida Alumni Association, UF College of Journalism and Communications, Gig4GNV, Ella A. Thomas, John Daly, Anika Noni Rose, Gordon Solie, The Infamous Billy The Kidd, Kathy Griffin, Ron Paul, Tim Tebow Foundation, BFAds - Black Friday Ads, Capitol Punishment Book by Jack Abramoff, Fresh from Florida Seafood, Premium Image Studios, The Official Miss Teen USA, Gary Johnson, FantasyPros, Leila Lopes, Alyssa Campanella, The Official Miss USA, Leila Lopes | Miss Universe 2011, Leila Lopes | Miss universe 2011, Leila Lopes, Leila Lopes Miss Universum Fan Page, Miss Angola 2011 Leila Lopes for Miss Universo 2011, Leila Lopes, Fã Club Leila Lopes, Leila Lopes Miss Universe 2011, Leila Lopes Miss Universe 2011, Leila Lopes, Anthony Mackie, The Official Miss Universe, Elect Herman Cain, Herman Cain 2012, Herman Cain, Leila Lopes Miss Universe Angola 2011, Americans Elect, New York, KeDrew, Sherri Shepherd, Ideal PR Media, Skyhorse Publishing, Inc., Evelyn Stevenson, Get The Stro into the PWI top 500, We who love Ney'tiri (Zoe Saldana), Zoe saldana, Zoe Saldana Fan Page, Zoe Saldana, Stone'd Records, Charles M. Blow, Glynis McCants "The Numbers Lady", Kathy Hochul, Kathy Hochul, Bob Motley - The ONLY living Negro League Baseball Umpire, La Toya Jackson, Walter Jones, LuxDelux, Champions Tour, Nicole Alexander [HOOPZ], Florida Gators, Black Women's Entertainment Network (BWE), Aimee Garcia, Judge Alex Ferrer for "Dancing With The Stars", Dusty Showers The 2nd Basemen, Jesse Ventura - The Official Facebook Page, Bill Maher, Words of Hope for Japan, Vincent Bugliosi, Robert Fisk on The Independent, Sista Whirlwind, Women for Women International, LOVETHYCLOSET.wordpress.com, Wolfgang Puck, SplatterTribe Entertainment, Think Brown INK, The Real Emmanuelle Vaugier, Art Ed Dissertation Research, Noel Flasterstein, Mena Suvari, Target the Wonder Dog, Target~ In Loving Memory of the Hero dog., Women's Sports Foundation, Anika Noni Rose, Fabulous 40rties Magazine, Patrick Fleming - GTN News, CY Interview, Gator Club® of Miami, Positive Management NYC, Gators, Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino - Hollywood, Fla., PGA TOUR, Phil Steele, Little Villain Skateboards, Arizona Apartheid, Taglio Salon, Lindsay Clein, WJXT4 Vic Micolucci, Jane Fonda, Sanaa Lathan, ShontelleOnline

Almost too embarrassed to admit this, but what is this schtick? What are 'tags' exactly? Is it different from hashtags#?

All of someone's "likes" or fan pages they "like."

THANKS FOR ANSWERING MY QUESTION IN A SERIOUS AND NON-MOCKING TONE LIKE SOME PEOPLE FROM MAINE!!111

FOR CHRIST'S SAKE IT'S YOUR OWN ####### PAGE, GUY!1!JULIO1!!Also, how come no one laughed at my edits to your likes? I hate you all.

at "flawless skin"

 

[General Malaise]

So last night I went to a house party at my GB's house who lives about 45 min away. I brought this girl I have been dating, the brassy one. She has a lot of good points but man sometimes she gets on my nerves, like when she chews gum. Anyhow we go to this party which was pretty cool. My GB has his "man cave" with a full bar, big flatscreen and a golden tee. The girls mostly congregated upstairs and a golden tee gambling match broke out. First I got in on a 4-guy $20 a man match. Which somehow I won. Then one of they guys I beat wanted to play me for $40. I kind of think that's nuts, but I had just won and I think it's a rule that you have to give someone at least one shot to win their money back. Except he didn't, and his buddy wanted in for 40 too. Also somewhere along the way I decided to pick on the big loud guy whose name was Phil. Thorn: "PHIL?? PHIL CONNOR?? Don't say you don't remember me Phil cause I sure as heckfire remember you!" Then Phil and I became friends and made shots for each other. Then I decided his name should be Todd, and I persisted in telling him that Todd Gack is a horribly annoying name. Also, I invited everyone to a Bruins game on Tuesday that I do not have tickets to.Much later me and my date crashed on a futon and tried to make sexy time after everyone left. That went about as well as a drunk guy trying to make balloon animals. Woke up around 6 am and she wanted to finish what we had drunkenly started. Okay, lemme take a leak first. So I'm micterating and scratching myself and I'm like 'what is this stuck to me? is it a balloon animal from last night?'Um no. It's gum. Gum, rick. Stuck in my swimsuit area. I thought that gum-in-the-hair only happened to little kids! So now I'm like wtf. I can't go back to her with this. I search the bathroom for scissors, a straight razor ... hell even a nail trimmer at this point. Nothing. So uh, I waxed myself, went back to bed and did what Otis couldn't. On the plus side I have $160 more dollars in my pocket and a spot on my groin that is as smooth as a baby's bottom. Flawless, even, one might say. Slap someone's mother and call her Irene.

I love you..

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Way cooler than Furley, btw.

Not hard to imagine.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So last night I went to a house party at my GB's house who lives about 45 min away. I brought this girl I have been dating, the brassy one. She has a lot of good points but man sometimes she gets on my nerves, like when she chews gum. Anyhow we go to this party which was pretty cool. My GB has his "man cave" with a full bar, big flatscreen and a golden tee. The girls mostly congregated upstairs and a golden tee gambling match broke out. First I got in on a 4-guy $20 a man match. Which somehow I won. Then one of they guys I beat wanted to play me for $40. I kind of think that's nuts, but I had just won and I think it's a rule that you have to give someone at least one shot to win their money back. Except he didn't, and his buddy wanted in for 40 too. Also somewhere along the way I decided to pick on the big loud guy whose name was Phil. Thorn: "PHIL?? PHIL CONNOR?? Don't say you don't remember me Phil cause I sure as heckfire remember you!" Then Phil and I became friends and made shots for each other. Then I decided his name should be Todd, and I persisted in telling him that Todd Gack is a horribly annoying name. Also, I invited everyone to a Bruins game on Tuesday that I do not have tickets to.Much later me and my date crashed on a futon and tried to make sexy time after everyone left. That went about as well as a drunk guy trying to make balloon animals. Woke up around 6 am and she wanted to finish what we had drunkenly started. Okay, lemme take a leak first. So I'm micterating and scratching myself and I'm like 'what is this stuck to me? is it a balloon animal from last night?'Um no. It's gum. Gum, rick. Stuck in my swimsuit area. I thought that gum-in-the-hair only happened to little kids! So now I'm like wtf. I can't go back to her with this. I search the bathroom for scissors, a straight razor ... hell even a nail trimmer at this point. Nothing. So uh, I waxed myself, went back to bed and did what Otis couldn't. On the plus side I have $160 more dollars in my pocket and a spot on my groin that is as smooth as a baby's bottom. Flawless, even, one might say. Slap someone's mother and call her Irene.

;lmao:

 

[cosjobs]

Left work early, had two beers with my haircut/shampoo/neck shave/scalp massage from a lovely young lady who got tipped well for pretending to laugh at my jokes and saying I looked 'only 30' and am now sucking down a Full Sail Amber. Up next? Dinner at my folks house with my wife and sons...since my sister has started her divorce, she and her STBX will not be there, nor will their obnoxious, poorly behaved, picky eating kids.

Tonight? Tonight I think we rope my boys in for their first game of real Scrabble (I'll team up with the gay one, my wife will team up with the kid going to JuCo in 2020).

Slap it?

I can't wait until your boys discover this place

I've wondered about this with GMTANKids growing up. Do you guys want them to read this thread? There are things buried within that would make the most well-adjusted kid question his parent's (or, his/her own) sanity.

Counting heavily on one of you to get this thing shut down for good before then. Flysack, I'm looking at you, honky.I figure Tanner's kids are old enough to read the internet and if they haven't bothered to wonder what their geezer dad is doing on the internet, then my boys will likely follow suit and ignore my online musings.

What was really fun was when my ex-wife took an interest to my postings. Man, those were the days.

no worries, I archive it daily and will present them a copy on their 16th birthday

 

[Gadzooks]

These were my favorites:

She has a lot of good points but man sometimes she gets on my nerves, like when she chews gum. Anyhow we go to this party which was pretty cool.

Then I decided his name should be Todd, and I persisted in telling him that Todd Gack is a horribly annoying name. Also, I invited everyone to a Bruins game on Tuesday that I do not have tickets to.

So I'm micterating and scratching myself and I'm like 'what is this stuck to me? is it a balloon animal from last night?'

Um no. It's gum. Gum, rick. Stuck in my swimsuit area. I thought that gum-in-the-hair only happened to little kids! So now I'm like wtf. I can't go back to her with this. I search the bathroom for scissors, a straight razor ... hell even a nail trimmer at this point. Nothing. So uh, I waxed myself, went back to bed and did what Otis couldn't.

and a spot on my groin that is as smooth as a baby's bottom. Flawless, even, one might say.

I can't tell you how much I'm looking forward to dying with you on the 30th. I'm thinking we should video tape it ala "Blair Witch Project" so later people can watch our final moments together.

 

[kevzilla]

Hey, Watch This starring Zooks and Thorn

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I figure Tanner's kids are old enough to read the internet and if they haven't bothered to wonder what their geezer dad is doing on the internet

My link

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Peanutbutter works well at getting gum out of your hair. But then you probably would have had to fend of your host's dog.

 

[Gadzooks]

Peanutbutter works well at getting gum out of your hair. But then you probably would have had to fend of your host's dog.

He wouldn't have to fend off the dog.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

There's this guy I went to HS with that I'm friends with on FB. He and his family moved from Phoenix to Jackson Hole WY about 6 months ago.For the last 3 weeks or so he's been posting pics of the thermometer in his car. Like 3-4 days a week. "It's 5 degrees this AM!" "According to my car it's 4 degrees!"1. Sucks for you.2. What did you think was going to happen?

Guy did it again today.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Peanutbutter works well at getting gum out of your hair. But then you probably would have had to fend of your host's dog.

He wouldn't have to fend off the dog.

Good point.

 

[Thorn]

Peanutbutter works well at getting gum out of your hair. But then you probably would have had to fend of your host's dog.

He wouldn't have to fend off the dog.

Good point.

Hey your dog really doesn't like peanut butter.How do you know that?

Never mind.

 

[cosjobs]

Wife and I got up this morning and went to restaurant depot and got a brisket and a package of hanging tenders.

I cut the brisket in half, then along with the excess fat cut into strip. Cut almost all of the hanger steak into strip, but saved a few well-trimmed pieces for steaks tonight.

Then we ground up all the strips of flesh into fresh hamburger.

Sliced up a few onions and some mushrooms to saute', then made some patties to throw on the grill.

WA-LA

click on "newer" to progress thu project.

I need a lesson creating a slideshow. I got all these into a "set" in the right order, but do not know how to make that set into a slide show.

 

[cosjobs]

I need a Facebook consultant. Someone who can devote 2 hours of support/advice between now and before football games tomorrow. Must use phone, I'm not going to text all this ####. Will pay PayPal invoice of $50 for services rendered or send an amazing box of crap.

 

[YSR]

I need a Facebook consultant. Someone who can devote 2 hours of support/advice between now and before football games tomorrow. Must use phone, I'm not going to text all this ####. Will pay PayPal invoice of $50 for services rendered or send an amazing box of crap.

What, more specifically, are you looking for? I use the FB a lot but may have no idea re: what you need.

 

[Thorn]

ANNOUNCE!

Dear YSR and Zooks -

It IS okay to go in facebook Scrabble. Some of us have a victory to defend.

In Judas,

GM

Words with Friends is the preferred game these days. Feel free to play me. I never lose.

This is true. He doesn't. I even jumped out to a huge lead one time and he still kicked my rear. Fortunately, I left the country for my honeymoon and conveniently "forgot" to start another game.

Erroneous. Though he did almost come back after a 100 point lead.

 

[cosjobs]

I need a Facebook consultant. Someone who can devote 2 hours of support/advice between now and before football games tomorrow. Must use phone, I'm not going to text all this ####. Will pay PayPal invoice of $50 for services rendered or send an amazing box of crap.

What, more specifically, are you looking for? I use the FB a lot but may have no idea re: what you need.

One of my workers setup a facebook page for my business, Albert Oaks. Whenever I want to edit it, I need to logon to her account. I am not comfortable with that.I want Albert Oaks to either have its own account or be under an account for me.I would like to be very active, especially showing what we are fixing for meals and posting lots of pics and chattering in general about the place.I want lots of likes. I want to be on peoples' radar. I do not want to sell anyone, I just want them to know I ma here and what I do. If they need me in the future, they can contact me then.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Slightly hung over at the airport. There's at least 3 other raider fans on my plane

So....didja sleep? Have another drink? Both?

Slept for an hour. Shoulda had a drink. Hangover was in full effect for the first few hours of the flight

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Why is Furley blowing off DA RAIDERS? Guy flies across the country and for what? Probly scurd of the silver and black, I imagine, but make no mistake, DR's a cool guy, we've actually put a few back together. Way cooler than Furley, btw.

I now am concerned about my unshaven balls. Furley texted me and he's got a :giantsupermegaboner:As do I!!So ####### stoked to be almost there. Cleveland is ######ed

 

[Woogie Lee]

I need a Facebook consultant. Someone who can devote 2 hours of support/advice between now and before football games tomorrow. Must use phone, I'm not going to text all this ####. Will pay PayPal invoice of $50 for services rendered or send an amazing box of crap.

What, more specifically, are you looking for? I use the FB a lot but may have no idea re: what you need.

One of my workers setup a facebook page for my business, Albert Oaks. Whenever I want to edit it, I need to logon to her account. I am not comfortable with that.I want Albert Oaks to either have its own account or be under an account for me.I would like to be very active, especially showing what we are fixing for meals and posting lots of pics and chattering in general about the place.I want lots of likes. I want to be on peoples' radar. I do not want to sell anyone, I just want them to know I ma here and what I do. If they need me in the future, they can contact me then.

When you are logged in with her account, you can add yourself as an admin. You can have more than one admin per Facebook biz page.

 

[Wrigley]

Got a new Fridge today

umped:

You know you're getting old when new appliances excite you.

 

[Woogie Lee]

I need a Facebook consultant. Someone who can devote 2 hours of support/advice between now and before football games tomorrow. Must use phone, I'm not going to text all this ####. Will pay PayPal invoice of $50 for services rendered or send an amazing box of crap.

What, more specifically, are you looking for? I use the FB a lot but may have no idea re: what you need.

One of my workers setup a facebook page for my business, Albert Oaks. Whenever I want to edit it, I need to logon to her account. I am not comfortable with that.I want Albert Oaks to either have its own account or be under an account for me.I would like to be very active, especially showing what we are fixing for meals and posting lots of pics and chattering in general about the place.I want lots of likes. I want to be on peoples' radar. I do not want to sell anyone, I just want them to know I ma here and what I do. If they need me in the future, they can contact me then.

When you are logged in with her account, you can add yourself as an admin. You can have more than one admin per Facebook biz page.

Post a lot of pictures.You will have trouble getting a lot of "likes" unless you have something to offer, IMO. Lot's of business are directing Facebook users to a specific tab where they can see more content or special offers only after the click "like." If you have any type of marketing budget, look into Facebook advertising. You can target specific people in that particular community over a certain age if you want.

 

[Woogie Lee]

I need a Facebook consultant. Someone who can devote 2 hours of support/advice between now and before football games tomorrow. Must use phone, I'm not going to text all this ####. Will pay PayPal invoice of $50 for services rendered or send an amazing box of crap.

What, more specifically, are you looking for? I use the FB a lot but may have no idea re: what you need.

One of my workers setup a facebook page for my business, Albert Oaks. Whenever I want to edit it, I need to logon to her account. I am not comfortable with that.I want Albert Oaks to either have its own account or be under an account for me.I would like to be very active, especially showing what we are fixing for meals and posting lots of pics and chattering in general about the place.I want lots of likes. I want to be on peoples' radar. I do not want to sell anyone, I just want them to know I ma here and what I do. If they need me in the future, they can contact me then.

Make sure to get a link from the Albert Oaks web site back to the Facebook page.Once you reach 25 fans on FB, you'll be able to create your custom URL on Facebook (i.e. www.facebook.com/albertoaks), Right now you have to use whatever URL they give you.

 

[mr. furley]

Why is Furley blowing off DA RAIDERS? Guy flies across the country and for what? Probly scurd of the silver and black, I imagine, but make no mistake, DR's a cool guy, we've actually put a few back together. Way cooler than Furley, btw.

TEXTS HAVE BEEN EXCHANGEDand unless things get a little weird i don't envision any blowing going on

 

[Woogie Lee]

Why is Furley blowing off DA RAIDERS? Guy flies across the country and for what? Probly scurd of the silver and black, I imagine, but make no mistake, DR's a cool guy, we've actually put a few back together. Way cooler than Furley, btw.

TEXTS HAVE BEEN EXCHANGEDand unless things get a little weird i don't envision any blowing going on

Meeting for bloody marys and sausage sticks tomorrow morning?

 

[mr. furley]

Way cooler than Furley, btw.

Not hard to imagine.

please i'm the lovechild of Robert Mitchum and Paul Newman

 

[mr. furley]

Why is Furley blowing off DA RAIDERS? Guy flies across the country and for what? Probly scurd of the silver and black, I imagine, but make no mistake, DR's a cool guy, we've actually put a few back together. Way cooler than Furley, btw.

TEXTS HAVE BEEN EXCHANGEDand unless things get a little weird i don't envision any blowing going on

Meeting for bloody marys and sausage sticks tomorrow morning?

game's not til 3:15

 

[Woogie Lee]

Why is Furley blowing off DA RAIDERS? Guy flies across the country and for what? Probly scurd of the silver and black, I imagine, but make no mistake, DR's a cool guy, we've actually put a few back together. Way cooler than Furley, btw.

TEXTS HAVE BEEN EXCHANGEDand unless things get a little weird i don't envision any blowing going on

Meeting for bloody marys and sausage sticks tomorrow morning?

game's not til 3:15

and?

 

[-fish-]

Just went to the ballet. I'm not sure I can deal with you uncultured heathens anymore

 

[Thorn]

Just went to the ballet. I'm not sure I can deal with you uncultured heathens anymore

:armpit fart:

 

[cosjobs]

I need a Facebook consultant. Someone who can devote 2 hours of support/advice between now and before football games tomorrow. Must use phone, I'm not going to text all this ####. Will pay PayPal invoice of $50 for services rendered or send an amazing box of crap.

What, more specifically, are you looking for? I use the FB a lot but may have no idea re: what you need.

One of my workers setup a facebook page for my business, Albert Oaks. Whenever I want to edit it, I need to logon to her account. I am not comfortable with that.I want Albert Oaks to either have its own account or be under an account for me.I would like to be very active, especially showing what we are fixing for meals and posting lots of pics and chattering in general about the place.I want lots of likes. I want to be on peoples' radar. I do not want to sell anyone, I just want them to know I ma here and what I do. If they need me in the future, they can contact me then.

When you are logged in with her account, you can add yourself as an admin. You can have more than one admin per Facebook biz page.

Can I then remove her as an admin or will she be primary admin (never know when an employee may leave and decide to "poison the well")

 

[krista4]

Hoosiers.

 

[Tecumseh]

At my wife's company Christnas party. Talking to a girl that has peach fuzz mutton chops and mustache. If she were a man, she'd be a slightly less portly Howard Taft.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Hoosiers.

What a fun game to watch.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

At my wife's company Christnas party. Talking to a girl that has peach fuzz mutton chops and mustache. If she were a man, she'd be a slightly less portly Howard Taft.

Offer to braid it for her

 

[krista4]

Hoosiers.

What a fun game to watch.

Just awesome. I don't watch much b-ball until tournament time, but I had to watch since IU had a chance against the vile, despicable Wildcats for the first time in a while. What a great game no matter the outcome (but even better given the outcome). I don't remember screaming at the TV over college b-ball this much since Indiana beat Duke in 2002.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I need a Facebook consultant. Someone who can devote 2 hours of support/advice between now and before football games tomorrow. Must use phone, I'm not going to text all this ####. Will pay PayPal invoice of $50 for services rendered or send an amazing box of crap.

What, more specifically, are you looking for? I use the FB a lot but may have no idea re: what you need.

One of my workers setup a facebook page for my business, Albert Oaks. Whenever I want to edit it, I need to logon to her account. I am not comfortable with that.I want Albert Oaks to either have its own account or be under an account for me.I would like to be very active, especially showing what we are fixing for meals and posting lots of pics and chattering in general about the place.I want lots of likes. I want to be on peoples' radar. I do not want to sell anyone, I just want them to know I ma here and what I do. If they need me in the future, they can contact me then.

When you are logged in with her account, you can add yourself as an admin. You can have more than one admin per Facebook biz page.

Can I then remove her as an admin or will she be primary admin (never know when an employee may leave and decide to "poison the well")

Not sure about this, but I woulds figure there has to be a way. Audio you might want to look into local public relations firms. I found a young girl who just went out on her own and is managing all my social media plus other stustuff for 300/month

 

[cosjobs]

audio?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Hoosiers.

What a fun game to watch.

Just awesome. I don't watch much b-ball until tournament time, but I had to watch since IU had a chance against the vile, despicable Wildcats for the first time in a while. What a great game no matter the outcome (but even better given the outcome). I don't remember screaming at the TV over college b-ball this much since Indiana beat Duke in 2002.

Checking the notebook, but I killed too many brain cells....er, pages back in the 70s/80s - aren't you from KY? How did you escape alive without being forced into becoming another Ashley Judd?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I just booked a trip to Mexico to stay in my brother's vacation home in Loreto with two women half my age. Things are good in GMTAN these days.

Can I come with you?

 

[krista4]

Hoosiers.

What a fun game to watch.

Just awesome. I don't watch much b-ball until tournament time, but I had to watch since IU had a chance against the vile, despicable Wildcats for the first time in a while. What a great game no matter the outcome (but even better given the outcome). I don't remember screaming at the TV over college b-ball this much since Indiana beat Duke in 2002.

Checking the notebook, but I killed too many brain cells....er, pages back in the 70s/80s - aren't you from KY? How did you escape alive without being forced into becoming another Ashley Judd?

I grew up in an Indiana suburb of Louisville, KY. In that area you can pretty much choose either IU or UofL to root for, but you are basically required by birth to hate UK. I had family that went to IU, so WA LA.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Stupid question: why do people log on here as anonymous? Do some of you get barraged with PMs? Worried about bannings? The IRS after you?

Asking here because I reckon at least half of the anonymous members post in this thread.

 

[Woogie Lee]

I need a Facebook consultant. Someone who can devote 2 hours of support/advice between now and before football games tomorrow. Must use phone, I'm not going to text all this ####. Will pay PayPal invoice of $50 for services rendered or send an amazing box of crap.

What, more specifically, are you looking for? I use the FB a lot but may have no idea re: what you need.

One of my workers setup a facebook page for my business, Albert Oaks. Whenever I want to edit it, I need to logon to her account. I am not comfortable with that.I want Albert Oaks to either have its own account or be under an account for me.I would like to be very active, especially showing what we are fixing for meals and posting lots of pics and chattering in general about the place.I want lots of likes. I want to be on peoples' radar. I do not want to sell anyone, I just want them to know I ma here and what I do. If they need me in the future, they can contact me then.

When you are logged in with her account, you can add yourself as an admin. You can have more than one admin per Facebook biz page.

Can I then remove her as an admin or will she be primary admin (never know when an employee may leave and decide to "poison the well")

You can try, but I think she remains the primary.

 

[Woogie Lee]

I need a Facebook consultant. Someone who can devote 2 hours of support/advice between now and before football games tomorrow. Must use phone, I'm not going to text all this ####. Will pay PayPal invoice of $50 for services rendered or send an amazing box of crap.

What, more specifically, are you looking for? I use the FB a lot but may have no idea re: what you need.

One of my workers setup a facebook page for my business, Albert Oaks. Whenever I want to edit it, I need to logon to her account. I am not comfortable with that.I want Albert Oaks to either have its own account or be under an account for me.I would like to be very active, especially showing what we are fixing for meals and posting lots of pics and chattering in general about the place.I want lots of likes. I want to be on peoples' radar. I do not want to sell anyone, I just want them to know I ma here and what I do. If they need me in the future, they can contact me then.

When you are logged in with her account, you can add yourself as an admin. You can have more than one admin per Facebook biz page.

Can I then remove her as an admin or will she be primary admin (never know when an employee may leave and decide to "poison the well")

Not sure about this, but I woulds figure there has to be a way. Audio you might want to look into local public relations firms. I found a young girl who just went out on her own and is managing all my social media plus other stustuff for 300/month

wow...really? What all is she doing for you? Do you mind PMing me the details?(it's hack)

 

[cosjobs]

I need a Facebook consultant. Someone who can devote 2 hours of support/advice between now and before football games tomorrow. Must use phone, I'm not going to text all this ####. Will pay PayPal invoice of $50 for services rendered or send an amazing box of crap.

What, more specifically, are you looking for? I use the FB a lot but may have no idea re: what you need.

One of my workers setup a facebook page for my business, Albert Oaks. Whenever I want to edit it, I need to logon to her account. I am not comfortable with that.I want Albert Oaks to either have its own account or be under an account for me.I would like to be very active, especially showing what we are fixing for meals and posting lots of pics and chattering in general about the place.I want lots of likes. I want to be on peoples' radar. I do not want to sell anyone, I just want them to know I ma here and what I do. If they need me in the future, they can contact me then.

When you are logged in with her account, you can add yourself as an admin. You can have more than one admin per Facebook biz page.

Can I then remove her as an admin or will she be primary admin (never know when an employee may leave and decide to "poison the well")

Not sure about this, but I woulds figure there has to be a way. Audio you might want to look into local public relations firms. I found a young girl who just went out on her own and is managing all my social media plus other stustuff for 300/month

wow...really? What all is she doing for you? Do you mind PMing me the details?(it's hack)

same here

 

[HighBeams]

I'm officially 1 inch away (story of my life) from donating my hair.

Related, hello happy GMTAN people.

 

[charvik]

Hoosiers.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Ok, off to Rite Aid for beer, cigs, and assorted butters.......