GM's thread about nothing (38 Viewers)

[Dungeon Master]

I hate getting my haircut because i hate when people touch my head.

 

[BRONG]

1st baseman for the Braves is here

What's his screenname?

When are we going to kick it at HP or Santa Anita or whatever? I want to bet on some ponies and watch Kajagoogoo in concert.

In. Although I'm laying low these days, thus the 3,000 PPH on a Saturday night.

 

[Dungeon Master]

Eva Amurri is like whoa

 

[BRONG]

1st baseman for the Braves is here

What's his screenname?

When are we going to kick it at HP or Santa Anita or whatever? I want to bet on some ponies and watch Kajagoogoo in concert.

He's too shy for that.

wtf???

 

[Thorn]

At A bar in buck head. It's been at least 10 years...

oof. It's been about that long for me. Last time I rode through there on a weekend night I felt way too old.

ahrn>hi. plz hang out here more often. queerbate.

 

[Thorn]

I hate getting my haircut because i hate when people touch my head.

weirdo

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I hate getting my haircut because i hate when people touch my head.

weirdo

 

[kevzilla]

1st baseman for the Braves is here

What's his screenname?

When are we going to kick it at HP or Santa Anita or whatever? I want to bet on some ponies and watch Kajagoogoo in concert.

He's too shy for that.

wtf???

My link

 

[Sarnoff]

Eva Amurri is like whoa

Great scenes on Californication...

 

[Keys Myaths]

Just spent an hour working on my computer. Got the black screen of death when I logged on - eventually had to just do a system restore. Does anyone have experience with this? Was it a virus?

 

[madhatter]

Just spent an hour working on my computer. Got the black screen of death when I logged on - eventually had to just do a system restore. Does anyone have experience with this? Was it a virus?

POS Epic software to blame, imo.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just spent an hour working on my computer. Got the black screen of death when I logged on - eventually had to just do a system restore. Does anyone have experience with this? Was it a virus?

PM Timchochet, he knows everything.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

1st baseman for the Braves is here

What's his screenname?

When are we going to kick it at HP or Santa Anita or whatever? I want to bet on some ponies and watch Kajagoogoo in concert.

He's too shy for that.

wtf???

My link

That "too shy" thing went totally over my head. Well done, sir. Well done.

 

[joffer]

if you were my maid, where would you hide a lint remove/roller/thingamabob?

 

[desert rose]

if you were my maid, where would you hide a lint remove/roller/thingamabob?

Next to the iron or laundry stuff.

 

[YSR]

So last night I went to a house party at my GB's house who lives about 45 min away. I brought this girl I have been dating, the brassy one. She has a lot of good points but man sometimes she gets on my nerves, like when she chews gum. Anyhow we go to this party which was pretty cool. My GB has his "man cave" with a full bar, big flatscreen and a golden tee. The girls mostly congregated upstairs and a golden tee gambling match broke out. First I got in on a 4-guy $20 a man match. Which somehow I won. Then one of they guys I beat wanted to play me for $40. I kind of think that's nuts, but I had just won and I think it's a rule that you have to give someone at least one shot to win their money back. Except he didn't, and his buddy wanted in for 40 too. Also somewhere along the way I decided to pick on the big loud guy whose name was Phil. Thorn: "PHIL?? PHIL CONNOR?? Don't say you don't remember me Phil cause I sure as heckfire remember you!" Then Phil and I became friends and made shots for each other. Then I decided his name should be Todd, and I persisted in telling him that Todd Gack is a horribly annoying name. Also, I invited everyone to a Bruins game on Tuesday that I do not have tickets to.Much later me and my date crashed on a futon and tried to make sexy time after everyone left. That went about as well as a drunk guy trying to make balloon animals. Woke up around 6 am and she wanted to finish what we had drunkenly started. Okay, lemme take a leak first. So I'm micterating and scratching myself and I'm like 'what is this stuck to me? is it a balloon animal from last night?'Um no. It's gum. Gum, rick. Stuck in my swimsuit area. I thought that gum-in-the-hair only happened to little kids! So now I'm like wtf. I can't go back to her with this. I search the bathroom for scissors, a straight razor ... hell even a nail trimmer at this point. Nothing. So uh, I waxed myself, went back to bed and did what Otis couldn't. On the plus side I have $160 more dollars in my pocket and a spot on my groin that is as smooth as a baby's bottom. Flawless, even, one might say. Slap someone's mother and call her Irene.

at "Gum, rick."

 

[Osaurus]

Peppermint Bark cooling in the freezer.

 

[bentley]

I took both my kids, ages 3.5 and 1.5, to the Gopher basketball game today. It was totally awesome for about 20 minutes and then collapsed upon itself like a dying star into a supernova of suck. They got bored, whiny, and antsy, and the 3.5 year old dropped her spoon on the floor and down about two rows so she could no longer eat her ice cream but then quickly rendered that moot by dumping the ice cream right onto her brand new boots. She then threw a fit because we had to shift over a seat because the people with those actual seats showed up (she really wanted to sit on the 8). It sucked. Then we left.Then we had to get read for a Christmas party and we didn't have a sitter so we had to bring the kids. The 1.5 year old didn't fall asleep for his afternoon nap until 3 so he only got about an hour and a half in before we had to wake him up (usually goes 2.5-3 hrs) so he spent the 30 minutes after we got him up following me around and screaming, and at the same time his sister was freaking out because she wanted to wear this crappy red dress she loves while her mom wanted her to wear her fancy xmas outfit. We bribed her with candy and she put on the good outfit, we got in the car to go, and the 1.5 year old promptly threw both his blanket and milk on the floor in a spot where we couldn't reach them and so threw a fit for the 25 minute drive to the party.So I spent at least 15 minutes there telling a couple friends of ours who have a 2-year old to never ever ever have a second kid because one is awesome and easy and fun but having two kids under age 4 is an absolute nightmare and how I have to convince myself suicide is not the answer every single day and how I'm pretty sure my wife stares at her car keys at least once a day and debates just driving to Mexico or something. On the way home my wife told me that I can't tell anyone but the lady who sat there and listened to my rant is 6 weeks pregnant.Looks like I was too late.

Preach on. Our little monsters are about to go their babysitter's house so we can get some Xmas shopping done. I've only half-joked to my wife that we should just drop them off and disappear forever.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

if you were my maid, where would you hide a lint remove/roller/thingamabob?

Is this another version of "Knuckles"?

 

[Woogie Lee]

I need a Facebook consultant. Someone who can devote 2 hours of support/advice between now and before football games tomorrow. Must use phone, I'm not going to text all this ####. Will pay PayPal invoice of $50 for services rendered or send an amazing box of crap.

What, more specifically, are you looking for? I use the FB a lot but may have no idea re: what you need.

One of my workers setup a facebook page for my business, Albert Oaks. Whenever I want to edit it, I need to logon to her account. I am not comfortable with that.I want Albert Oaks to either have its own account or be under an account for me.I would like to be very active, especially showing what we are fixing for meals and posting lots of pics and chattering in general about the place.I want lots of likes. I want to be on peoples' radar. I do not want to sell anyone, I just want them to know I ma here and what I do. If they need me in the future, they can contact me then.

When you are logged in with her account, you can add yourself as an admin. You can have more than one admin per Facebook biz page.

I have created my own user account. How do I add a business to it?

1. "Like" the Albert Oaks fan page.2. Log in as your admin who created the Albert Oaks fan page.3. You should be able to view all the people who like AO. Next to each name, there is a "make admin" button. Select that for yourself.4. Log back in to FB as yourself.

 

[YSR]

I need a chaperone.

 

[Woogie Lee]

i need to hang on for the points total champ in my league ($300).

Do I start Cam or Stafford??

 

[Uruk-Hai]

i need to hang on for the points total champ in my league ($300).Do I start Cam or Stafford??

My pick is Cam, so Stafford may be your best bet

 

[Thorn]

I need a chaperone.

Another phone was sacrificed at the alter of YSR?

 

[YSR]

I need a chaperone.

Another phone was sacrificed at the alter of YSR?

Phone = intact. The rest of me, not so much.

 

[cosjobs]

Just spent an hour working on my computer. Got the black screen of death when I logged on - eventually had to just do a system restore. Does anyone have experience with this? Was it a virus?

PM Timchochet, he knows everything.

 

[-fish-]

I just booked a trip to Mexico to stay in my brother's vacation home in Loreto with two women half my age. Things are good in GMTAN these days.

Can I come with you?

How many guests will you be bringing? I'll need to stock the place with chicken nuggets and capri sun.

 

[bentley]

Hitting the bar tonight to watch the Cowboys. First time I've been out since Luke was born. GB the waitresses that I'm going to awkwardly ogle like a man freshly released from prison.

 

[bentley]

Not sure that last sentence read like I wanted it to.

 

[cosjobs]

Hitting the bar tonight to watch the Cowboys. First time I've been out since Luke was born. GB the waitresses that I'm going to awkwardly ogle like a man freshly released from prison.

Want to come to south austin and watch at casa de cos?Or I'd be willing to meet you in town, too, if you're up for it.

 

[bentley]

Hitting the bar tonight to watch the Cowboys. First time I've been out since Luke was born. GB the waitresses that I'm going to awkwardly ogle like a man freshly released from prison.

Want to come to south austin and watch at casa de cos?Or I'd be willing to meet you in town, too, if you're up for it.

I'm meeting a couple old work buddies, one whose wife is 41 and has terminal brain cancer, at a place in NW Austin that we used to frequent but thanks for the offer.

 

[cosjobs]

sounds delightful. have fun at the Iron Cactus?

 

[bentley]

sounds delightful. have fun at the Iron Cactus?

BB Rovers

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Things not looking so great for Da Raiders. .

 

[Keys Myaths]

Things not looking so great for Da Raiders. .

They're at least going to win the division.

 

[cosjobs]

sounds delightful. have fun at the Iron Cactus?

BB Rovers

I went there once. My car died in the neighborhood and I walked there and had some beer while waiting on AAA. Quite the dump.

 

[Tiger Fan]

#### you mo morris

 

[Tiger Fan]

Cos and hack ill get yo some more details on the PR stuff tonight

 

[Fightin Donkey]

#### you mo morris

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just spent an hour working on my computer. Got the black screen of death when I logged on - eventually had to just do a system restore. Does anyone have experience with this? Was it a virus?

PM Timchochet, he knows everything.

holy schnaps Bentley, have fun GB. Beware though, Angrywife® can get angrier. Trust me here.Sucks for Raiders. They had pretty good team before injuries.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I thimk Barber had sex with this guy's wife.

TEBOW!!!!!!

 

[Tiger Fan]

I need a Facebook consultant. Someone who can devote 2 hours of support/advice between now and before football games tomorrow. Must use phone, I'm not going to text all this ####. Will pay PayPal invoice of $50 for services rendered or send an amazing box of crap.

What, more specifically, are you looking for? I use the FB a lot but may have no idea re: what you need.

One of my workers setup a facebook page for my business, Albert Oaks. Whenever I want to edit it, I need to logon to her account. I am not comfortable with that.I want Albert Oaks to either have its own account or be under an account for me.I would like to be very active, especially showing what we are fixing for meals and posting lots of pics and chattering in general about the place.I want lots of likes. I want to be on peoples' radar. I do not want to sell anyone, I just want them to know I ma here and what I do. If they need me in the future, they can contact me then.

When you are logged in with her account, you can add yourself as an admin. You can have more than one admin per Facebook biz page.

Can I then remove her as an admin or will she be primary admin (never know when an employee may leave and decide to "poison the well")

Not sure about this, but I woulds figure there has to be a way. Audio you might want to look into local public relations firms. I found a young girl who just went out on her own and is managing all my social media plus other stustuff for 300/month

wow...really? What all is she doing for you? Do you mind PMing me the details?(it's hack)

same here

figure I'd post the details here, as it's easier than managing two separate pm conversations. Basically, this girl specializes in social media PR but does traditional PR as well. For $300/month she's managing my twitter feed, facebook page, overall online rebranding including but not limited to:

Provide branding consulting for website design, social media networks & posts/tweets- Will maintain social networks and build out with 3rd party apps where appropriate to ensure a more  engaged community of followers- Will maintain a consistent posting schedule on social media networks involving promotions, product news, events, and interactions with fans and like companies.- Will monitor relevant businesses for news in traditional media as well as in social networks and will post/comment on when appropriate - Will build follower engagement on social networks through targeted posts/tweets and commenting- Assist with development and production of collateral, ads and marketing campaigns when appropriate and ensure collateral is in keeping with branding - Will secure said materials from 3rd party vendors and include on website and social media networks whereappropriate - Coordinate and schedule release of said collateral on website and social media accounts as well as continued promotion on website(s)- Maintain all social media networks structurally as well as maintain a constant  community presence- Ensure cross promotion from website to social media networks- Engagement with other local companies in an effort to build brand awareness and increase sales- Coordinate advertising and marketing campaigns to build brand and increase sales- Oversee PR campaigns and monitor brand awareness

Through google analytics, I can pretty much determine if her work is translating into sales; so we talked through how we're doing that and she can basically renew her contract each month by making sure she's doing a good job.I'd imagine both Chicago and Austin have a bunch of these folks, just do a little searching around.

 

[Dungeon Master]

On a scale of 1-10 how gay is it that I'm voluntarily watching The Next Iron Chef over the football game? And by voluntary I don't mean I'm letting my wife choose, I mean I'm alone in my basement and I'm actively picking the cooking thing over the football thing.

 

[kevzilla]

On a scale of 1-10 how gay is it that I'm voluntarily watching The Next Iron Chef over the football game? And by voluntary I don't mean I'm letting my wife choose, I mean I'm alone in my basement and I'm actively picking the cooking thing over the football thing.

10 - Liberace gay.

 

[YSR]

My kicker got 17 more points than my QB today. :worstfantasyseasonever:

 

[Tecumseh]

My kicker got 17 more points than my QB today. :worstfantasyseasonever:

I missed the playoffs for the first time in I don't know how many years.

 

[krista4]

My kicker got 17 more points than my QB today. :worstfantasyseasonever:

I missed the playoffs for the first time in I don't know how many years.

So far: 18.35 Joe Flacco BAL QB 22.00 Marion Barber CHI RB 22.10 LeSean McCoy PHI RB 10.70 Anquan Boldin BAL WR 12.70 Brandon Marshall MIA WR 9.60 Pierre Garcon IND WR 26.10 Antonio Brown PIT WR 25.80 Antonio Gates SDG TE 11.80 Dan Bailey DAL K 28.00 Detroit Lions DET D/ST

 

[Tiger Fan]

i'm down 3 points with Witten going against Cruz right now. Sweating it.

 

[PaperBagHead]

Pretty sure I won tonight to win my division with a 7-7 record.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

all byes this week.