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'Bogart said:
'Mitch Robbins said:
Today I "caught" a 23 year old nymph eyeing package not once, not twice, not thrice, but five times. She also told me her email address and where she works. After saying she wasn't into astrology, she used a chalkboard to detail her knowledge of numerology. Her birthyear is 1988. I immediately thought of our GB Zooks and dropped my birthyear with an ironic comment. The plan: if she rolls with the joke, she's cool like Zooks' 22 year old. If not, I just became 'the creepy guy.' She rolled with it. :wub: Which was awesome. I went as far as I could in Zooks' life, and for a moment, felt like a GMTAN rockstar.
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Nicely played. The best we can hope for is to be Zooks, if only for a few fleeting moments.
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I hope it's understood that I'm complete a moron and you should be hoping to be like Stu and not me. I am undeserving of the 22 year old and not sure how this has all happened. Based on my history of success with the ladies, I'd be lucky to lick the face of the whiskered lady that GM found unappealing. I'm a one-hit wonder. I'm like the Georgia Satellites and the 22 year old is my "Keep Your Hands To Yourself". I'm like David Caruso that first year on NYPD Blue. Like Timmy Smith in Super Bowl XXII.Don't hope to be like me. Hope to be LUCKY like me.
 
Happy Friday to me. I got a raise today and the CEO is walking around handing out c-notes to everyone as a small christmas bonus.

 
'Gadzooks said:
'Bogart said:
'Mitch Robbins said:
Today I "caught" a 23 year old nymph eyeing package not once, not twice, not thrice, but five times. She also told me her email address and where she works. After saying she wasn't into astrology, she used a chalkboard to detail her knowledge of numerology. Her birthyear is 1988. I immediately thought of our GB Zooks and dropped my birthyear with an ironic comment. The plan: if she rolls with the joke, she's cool like Zooks' 22 year old. If not, I just became 'the creepy guy.' She rolled with it. :wub: Which was awesome. I went as far as I could in Zooks' life, and for a moment, felt like a GMTAN rockstar.
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Nicely played. The best we can hope for is to be Zooks, if only for a few fleeting moments.
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I hope it's understood that I'm complete a moron and you should be hoping to be like Stu and not me. I am undeserving of the 22 year old and not sure how this has all happened. Based on my history of success with the ladies, I'd be lucky to lick the face of the whiskered lady that GM found unappealing. I'm a one-hit wonder. I'm like the Georgia Satellites and the 22 year old is my "Keep Your Hands To Yourself". I'm like David Caruso that first year on NYPD Blue. Like Timmy Smith in Super Bowl XXII.Don't hope to be like me. Hope to be LUCKY like me.
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I live in the same area code as Stu, which means if I happen to score with a smokin' hot girl, there is a 98.24 percent chance Stu has been there first, and did it better.
 
'-fish- said:
'Mitch Robbins said:
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Mitch Robbins,Homer J Simpson,phishphan,Idiot Boxer,Osaurus,Seatown Mofos,Reg Lllama of Brixton,-fish-,Samuel L Bronkowitz
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I tried to write up an explanation but after reading it decided I couldn't post anything that stupid and pathetic. Maybe later if I can find a way to make it entertaining.
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Agreed to cornhole with Woz?
 
'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
'-fish- said:
'Mitch Robbins said:
9 members, 2 guests, 1 anonymous users

Mitch Robbins,Homer J Simpson,phishphan,Idiot Boxer,Osaurus,Seatown Mofos,Reg Lllama of Brixton,-fish-,Samuel L Bronkowitz
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:popcorn:
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I tried to write up an explanation but after reading it decided I couldn't post anything that stupid and pathetic. Maybe later if I can find a way to make it entertaining.
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Agreed to cornhole with Woz?
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:wall:
 
OOPS!

My students were working on a wordsearch today. I know that sounds like a jerkoff assignment but it is made up of vocabulary words and they have to find the terms in the actual chapter and not from some list. They also have to list the words they find and then define them later on.

Since I don't give them the list of words to find I have to cut them off from the bottom of the puzzle after I print out the original. At some point in process yesterday I guess I cut off the very last row of letters on the puzzle...and didn't realize it.

After about 3 periods of kids whining about "I can't find 'Cherokee' in the puzzle" and me replying with "Come on, guys...it's a wordsearch. I'm not showing you where the answers are" I realized that 'Cherokee' isn't on the puzzle thanks to me cutting off the last row.

Suckers.

 
'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
OOPS!My students were working on a wordsearch today. I know that sounds like a jerkoff assignment but it is made up of vocabulary words and they have to find the terms in the actual chapter and not from some list. They also have to list the words they find and then define them later on.Since I don't give them the list of words to find I have to cut them off from the bottom of the puzzle after I print out the original. At some point in process yesterday I guess I cut off the very last row of letters on the puzzle...and didn't realize it.After about 3 periods of kids whining about "I can't find 'Cherokee' in the puzzle" and me replying with "Come on, guys...it's a wordsearch. I'm not showing you where the answers are" I realized that 'Cherokee' isn't on the puzzle thanks to me cutting off the last row.Suckers.
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Its good for them to learn the system is rigged early in life.
 
'Leeroy Jenkins said:
'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
OOPS!My students were working on a wordsearch today. I know that sounds like a jerkoff assignment but it is made up of vocabulary words and they have to find the terms in the actual chapter and not from some list. They also have to list the words they find and then define them later on.Since I don't give them the list of words to find I have to cut them off from the bottom of the puzzle after I print out the original. At some point in process yesterday I guess I cut off the very last row of letters on the puzzle...and didn't realize it.After about 3 periods of kids whining about "I can't find 'Cherokee' in the puzzle" and me replying with "Come on, guys...it's a wordsearch. I'm not showing you where the answers are" I realized that 'Cherokee' isn't on the puzzle thanks to me cutting off the last row.Suckers.
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Its good for them to learn the system is rigged early in life.
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Exactly. Next quarter I'm thinking of just giving 3 random kids per class an "F" regardless of their real grade.
 
'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
OOPS!My students were working on a wordsearch today. I know that sounds like a jerkoff assignment but it is made up of vocabulary words and they have to find the terms in the actual chapter and not from some list. They also have to list the words they find and then define them later on.Since I don't give them the list of words to find I have to cut them off from the bottom of the puzzle after I print out the original. At some point in process yesterday I guess I cut off the very last row of letters on the puzzle...and didn't realize it.After about 3 periods of kids whining about "I can't find 'Cherokee' in the puzzle" and me replying with "Come on, guys...it's a wordsearch. I'm not showing you where the answers are" I realized that 'Cherokee' isn't on the puzzle thanks to me cutting off the last row.Suckers.
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After that point, you should have started telling them that "Cherokee" was the bonus word and worth 25 bonus points. Just to rub some salt in the womb.
 
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
got another Secret Santa package. 3 days of Xmas over here.http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41zjYzo%2BQPL._SS500_.jpghttp://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/419h9q3lhhL._SS350_.jpghttp://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/411LghGeOSL._SX342_.jpgHow about Our Bills?awesome gnome and snuggie. :thumbup:Thanks again K4. Have a good and safe trip.
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All the Our Bills stuff was my attempt at shtick, which I am not all that good at. Would have gone with the toaster that imprints the Bills logo but they were on backorder.Anyway, hope you enjoy!
 
huh. so the day after our firm Christmas party and year-end reviews, including promises that we were staying in business for years to come, it gets announced that we may be shutting our doors in March.

strangely enough, this actually makes my bad decision-making appear to be a little better.

 
'-fish- said:
huh. so the day after our firm Christmas party and year-end reviews, including promises that we were staying in business for years to come, it gets announced that we may be shutting our doors in March.strangely enough, this actually makes my bad decision-making appear to be a little better.
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You're being very coy with this whole bad decision thing
 
'proninja said:
'-fish- said:
huh. so the day after our firm Christmas party and year-end reviews, including promises that we were staying in business for years to come, it gets announced that we may be shutting our doors in March.strangely enough, this actually makes my bad decision-making appear to be a little better.
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You're being very coy with this whole bad decision thing
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I've had a long day. One of my best friends told his wife he's leaving her today. My firm may be shutting down. I have 3 3000-lb boilers being disassembled on the 27th floor of a high rise building, with a contractor that just realized that since the building is in litigation we can't just stick them in a recycling truck, and they have nowhere to put them.Some of you know some of the backstory on this next part from a chat a while back.I have fallen hard for my paralegal, who is married. She feels the same way (apparently for a long time). We've worked together for years, so we've spent more time together than we have with our respective spouses and families. She knows everything about me (yes, even the knuckles stuff). She doesn't care, and knows that I'm going to continue dating as long as she's unavailable.We have not done anything physical. I'm not going to have an affair with her. She may get divorced; she may not. There are kids involved; in fact, our daughters are friends. If anything were going to ever come of this, one of us would have to quit. Also, since she revealed her feelings to me a few months back, I've had trouble working with her. I've decided to quit my job, even though I may never have the opportunity to be with her. Either way I can't keep working with her. I'm a sap.
 
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'-fish- said:
'proninja said:
'-fish- said:
huh. so the day after our firm Christmas party and year-end reviews, including promises that we were staying in business for years to come, it gets announced that we may be shutting our doors in March.strangely enough, this actually makes my bad decision-making appear to be a little better.
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You're being very coy with this whole bad decision thing
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I've had a long day. One of my best friends told his wife he's leaving her today. My firm may be shutting down. I have 3 3000-lb boilers being disassembled on the 27th floor of a high rise building, with a contractor that just realized that since the building is in litigation we can't just stick them in a recycling truck, and they have nowhere to put them.Some of you know some of the backstory on this next part from a chat a while back.I have fallen hard for my paralegal, who is married. She feels the same way (apparently for a long time). We've worked together for years, so we've spent more time together than we have with our respective spouses and families. She knows everything about me (yes, even the knuckles stuff). She doesn'tWe have not done anything physical. I'm not going to have an affair with her. She may get divorced; she may not. There are kids involved; in fact, our daughters are friends. If anything were going to ever come of this, one of us would have to quit. Also, since she revealed her feelings to me a few months back, I've had trouble working with her. I've decided to quit my job, even though I may never have the opportunity to be with her. Either way I can't keep working with her. I'm a sap.
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Damn. I don't have a magic pill to make it all better, but I do have beer to offer if you're in the area anytime soon.
 
'shuke said:
'urbanhack said:
Happy Friday to me. I got a raise today and the CEO is walking around handing out c-notes to everyone as a small christmas bonus.
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Hey man, real sorry to hear about all the crap you're going through at work.[/Cosjobs]
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Got my first cosjobs voicemail on Tuesday. :excited:6 seconds in duration: "Hey, what's yer last name? The post office frowns at the first-name-basis." :wub:
 
'GroveDiesel said:
'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
OOPS!

My students were working on a wordsearch today. I know that sounds like a jerkoff assignment but it is made up of vocabulary words and they have to find the terms in the actual chapter and not from some list. They also have to list the words they find and then define them later on.

Since I don't give them the list of words to find I have to cut them off from the bottom of the puzzle after I print out the original. At some point in process yesterday I guess I cut off the very last row of letters on the puzzle...and didn't realize it.

After about 3 periods of kids whining about "I can't find 'Cherokee' in the puzzle" and me replying with "Come on, guys...it's a wordsearch. I'm not showing you where the answers are" I realized that 'Cherokee' isn't on the puzzle thanks to me cutting off the last row.

Suckers.
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After that point, you should have started telling them that "Cherokee" was the bonus word and worth 25 bonus points. Just to rub some salt in the womb.
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:lmao: :lmao:
 
"I did make a back up cookie, well sort of. You know those outrageously delicious Magic Cookie Bars on the back of the condensed milk cans??? The ooey gooey chocolatey ones? Yeah those!! My grandma always called them "Hello Dollies", I'm calling these "How You Doin'?Dollies"!"

Tanner> Your wife still rockin' 'the rachael' haircut? #pleasesayyes

 
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
"I did make a back up cookie, well sort of. You know those outrageously delicious Magic Cookie Bars on the back of the condensed milk cans??? The ooey gooey chocolatey ones? Yeah those!! My grandma always called them "Hello Dollies", I'm calling these "How You Doin'?Dollies"!"Tanner> Your wife still rockin' 'the rachael' haircut? #pleasesayyes
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#######, some of these cookies look good. Sweet work on the Steelers cookie too. :stillers:
 
'BRONG said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Tecumseh said:
'Tecumseh said:
SS came through. Huge :thumbup: .

Thanks!!
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We just absolutely destroyed 3 of the 4 lobsters. 1 into the freezer for NYE.Thanks again Secret Lobsterman. Those were fantastic. :excited:
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So we don't get to find out who sent them? Was I supposed to exclude my name/return address on my shipment?
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They are from the east coast, whoever it is. West coast lobster have no claws.
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Well the lobsters are east coast, anyway. :gang1: I don't think there's any prohibition against revealing yourself to your giftee, but it's up to the individual.

 
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