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'cosjobs said:
Let's lighten things up with a Portland cornhole.

Just got tickets on a one day SW airline hotel for $57 each way from Austin.

Wife & I will fly in Jan 25th late a get a room at the airport.

Go into town 1/26 and get a 4-5 star hotel thru 1/30, then head back to an airport hotel so its easy to catch our return flight morning of the 31st.

Wife has some family there I can tolerate for a oit and I am hoping we might get to see the Maiaise family . The rest of the time we'll just hang out downtown and act like we aren't living beyond our means (thanks Priceline ).

SO anyone up for some debachery and cornholing downtown Portland the weekend before the SUperbowl?
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'Notorious T.R.E. said:
'Notorious T.R.E. said:
"I did make a back up cookie, well sort of. You know those outrageously delicious Magic Cookie Bars on the back of the condensed milk cans??? The ooey gooey chocolatey ones? Yeah those!! My grandma always called them "Hello Dollies", I'm calling these "How You Doin'?Dollies"!"Tanner> Your wife still rockin' 'the rachael' haircut? #pleasesayyes
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#######, some of these cookies look good. Sweet work on the Steelers cookie too. :stillers:
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All of the cookies are awesome...except for the ketchup cookies.As far as her haircut: Right now she's rocking the "I know you were having fun at your work xmas party and your boss had just broken out the cigars and the hookah pipe but I'm kinda tired so let's go home at 7:30PM so I can sit in front of the TV for an hour and then go to bed while you are totally ready to have fun. Sucks if you're bored. Goodnight" haircut.
 
'-fish- said:
'cosjobs said:
Let's lighten things up with a Portland cornhole.

Just got tickets on a one day SW airline hotel for $57 each way from Austin.

Wife & I will fly in Jan 25th late a get a room at the airport.

Go into town 1/26 and get a 4-5 star hotel thru 1/30, then head back to an airport hotel so its easy to catch our return flight morning of the 31st.

Wife has some family there I can tolerate for a oit and I am hoping we might get to see the Maiaise family . The rest of the time we'll just hang out downtown and act like we aren't living beyond our means (thanks Priceline ).

SO anyone up for some debachery and cornholing downtown Portland the weekend before the SUperbowl?
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excellent
 
'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
As far as her haircut: Right now she's rocking the "I know you were having fun at your work xmas party and your boss had just broken out the cigars and the hookah pipe but I'm kinda tired so let's go home at 7:30PM so I can sit in front of the TV for an hour and then go to bed while you are totally ready to have fun. Sucks if you're bored. Goodnight" haircut.
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Just had the real father-daughter conversation with my 15 yr old daughter.

The original conversation went as follows:

Me: Don't touch wieners.

Daughter: :redface: Dad, stop.

Son (in back seat of car): What about me?

Me: Don't touch wieners.

It seemed so simple.

Today, daughter told me about her mother pressuring her to go on the pill out of fear my daughter will do what my ex did and get knocked up at an early age.

I told my daughter I'm well aware she will be doing things I don't approve of and I made sure to tell her to protect herself no matter what guy will say. I told her I approve of her going on the pill for two reasons: 1) she does have girlie issues 2) young guys aren't to be trusted with birth control.

I made sure to enforce the "anytime, anywhere, no questions asked" rule which has come into play once before at a party where my daughter called me to pick her up. Her mother still freaks (two years later) because I won't tell her why I had to go early to pick her up. I told her that I know there will be parties with drinking, I know there will be drugs and I know there will be sex...but I also told her that I will be there to pick her up and be there for her no matter what.

After a solid 30 minutes of talking, my daughter hugged me and thanked me...then kicked me out of her room.

 
'HighBeams said:
Just had the real father-daughter conversation with my 15 yr old daughter.

The original conversation went as follows:

Me: Don't touch wieners.

Daughter: :redface: Dad, stop.

Son (in back seat of car): What about me?

Me: Don't touch wieners.

It seemed so simple.

Today, daughter told me about her mother pressuring her to go on the pill out of fear my daughter will do what my ex did and get knocked up at an early age.

I told my daughter I'm well aware she will be doing things I don't approve of and I made sure to tell her to protect herself no matter what guy will say. I told her I approve of her going on the pill for two reasons: 1) she does have girlie issues 2) young guys aren't to be trusted with birth control.

I made sure to enforce the "anytime, anywhere, no questions asked" rule which has come into play once before at a party where my daughter called me to pick her up. Her mother still freaks (two years later) because I won't tell her why I had to go early to pick her up. I told her that I know there will be parties with drinking, I know there will be drugs and I know there will be sex...but I also told her that I will be there to pick her up and be there for her no matter what.

After a solid 30 minutes of talking, my daughter hugged me and thanked me...then kicked me out of her room.
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:thumbup: Well done...ETA: this is most likely my course of action too... it worked well on me, and the opposite, which my MIL tried backfired completely...

 
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I'm playing football in the morning with a bunch of other 37 and 38 year olds. Chances of death are quite high. :thumbup:

If I survive, me and about 15-20 other guys are going out at 4:00 for our annual spouse-and-S.O.-free Xmas Extravaganza. Chances of death are quite high. :thumbup:

 
'Homer J Simpson said:
I'm playing football in the morning with a bunch of other 37 and 38 year olds. Chances of death are quite high. :thumbup:If I survive, me and about 15-20 other guys are going out at 4:00 for our annual spouse-and-S.O.-free Xmas Extravaganza. Chances of death are quite high. :thumbup:
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Best wishes or RIP GBHJS. :hifive:
 
About to get my morning on before Epcot opens. If you ask the concierge real nice, they bring you bloody marys and mimosas. :thumbup:

 
I'd also like to say sorry to the following:

Fish: For your sucky situation there

Keys: For the flu shot jinx (it's kinda funny though)

Homer: For you possibly dying today via football or being over-festive

Tanner: For being so old

Frosty: For being ugly

YSR: For probably losing/misplacing/breaking something valuable today

The mens room at Kohl's last night: For me eating too much Arby's

My SS: For my gifts possibly getting to you late

Everyone except Kevzilla: For your bad haircuts

That was cathartic.

 
Got my final package for my SS sent out priority yesterday. Should be there by middle of next week. Merry Christmas :thumbup:

 
Good way to start the day: my phone rang and I fell out of bed. Nothing like the feel of thumping onto the floor to get the blood going in the morning

 
'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:
As far as her haircut: Right now she's rocking the "I know you were having fun at your work xmas party and your boss had just broken out the cigars and the hookah pipe but I'm kinda tired so let's go home at 7:30PM so I can sit in front of the TV for an hour and then go to bed while you are totally ready to have fun. Sucks if you're bored. Goodnight" haircut.
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:lmao: :lmao:
 
'HighBeams said:
Just had the real father-daughter conversation with my 15 yr old daughter.

The original conversation went as follows:

Me: Don't touch wieners.

Daughter: :redface: Dad, stop.

Son (in back seat of car): What about me?

Me: Don't touch wieners.

It seemed so simple.

Today, daughter told me about her mother pressuring her to go on the pill out of fear my daughter will do what my ex did and get knocked up at an early age.

I told my daughter I'm well aware she will be doing things I don't approve of and I made sure to tell her to protect herself no matter what guy will say. I told her I approve of her going on the pill for two reasons: 1) she does have girlie issues 2) young guys aren't to be trusted with birth control.

I made sure to enforce the "anytime, anywhere, no questions asked" rule which has come into play once before at a party where my daughter called me to pick her up. Her mother still freaks (two years later) because I won't tell her why I had to go early to pick her up. I told her that I know there will be parties with drinking, I know there will be drugs and I know there will be sex...but I also told her that I will be there to pick her up and be there for her no matter what.

After a solid 30 minutes of talking, my daughter hugged me and thanked me...then kicked me out of her room.
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:thumbup: Had pretty much the same conversation with my daughter a few years ago. :awkward:

 
'Gadzooks said:
'shuke said:
Jeep> sucks man. I can't believe the doctor won't even listen to him.
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This. Doesn't the Doctor have some sort of moral obligation here. Good luck to your friend Jeep.
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Since all the replies are on about the same line of thinking, I'll just quote here.That's what I thought as well, but the only interaction the doctor has had with him is when she is in the room. It seems contact about the pregnacy without her knowledge is being avoided by the doctor. My other friend ran into this problem as well during his wife's pregnancy, but he handed the phone to his wife, had her tell the doctor he could discuss anything and everything with her husband, and there were no issues after that. The wife currently in question has told my friend she gave him the same permissions, but it seems she's lying as he's getting stonewalled. The only thing he's been able to do is ask the doctor if he prescrbed her any medications when she was in the room. The reason for the inquiry was he caught her taking pills out of a bottle, which she claimed were prescribed, but apparently the doctor has done no such thing.I wish he could get this crazy woman locked up for the next few months, but it appears most of you are just confused about the lack of action being taken for the sake of baby. I get it "under the law," but I think this is one of those gray areas where the law sucks. It's clear she wants to carry this baby to term, but is doing harm to it along the way.Like I said, they're in couples counseling. They both went to the group session(s), but she cancelled her one on one the first time. She has another one scheduled, so he's hoping she makes this one.I don't want to clutter this thread up with all of this. If anyone has any good advice I might pass along to him, just shoot me a PM.
 
Fish, Jeep> Damn. I have no advice. Sorry to hear about the situation(s).

I went to my wifes holiday party last night. Let me tell you, teachers know how to party (at least the ones under Tanner's age). One teacher knocked over a garbage can full of food and paper plates all over the principal at about 9:00. Anther was carried out by 10. A third was "asked to leave" by midnight. The rest were just completely hammered.

Tre>I won $30 in a beer slamming contest. Much better than the 4 quarters your buddy put up.

 
I have to go to a christmas party tonight being thrown by my wife's brother and his wife. This will consist of me, my wife, my kids, my brother in law (who is cool as hell), his wife (who sucks), their kid, and about 25 other couples and their kids. The 25 other couples are all from their neighborhood, which consists of people who either have way too much money or just spend like they have too much money with the giant houses and fancy cars and spend all their time talking about things like what landscaper to hire and where they're going on their next vacation.

I already tried to act sick when I woke up but my wife was all over that one. Now hoping one of my kids gets an infection or falls down the stairs or something. My other option is to go and get so drunk so fast that I embarrass my wife and we have to leave and then I don't have to go next year or ever again. I think we'd just skip altogether but my daughter and my niece love seeing each other and hardly ever do because they're the kind of couple who have a calendar on their wall that's always full of appointments so you have to like, book time with them a month out.

I'm not looking forward to this at all.

 
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Survived Act I...but Act II has started early and I'm already pretty boozed. Just came home to shower up and head out again, but of course I've already powered down a beer and currently working on one of Homer's Magical Go-Juice specials. :banned:

I'm so sore it's unbelievable. Everything hurts. Can't wait for tomorrow. :scared:

 
'Kubes said:
I have to go to a christmas party tonight being thrown by my wife's brother and his wife. This will consist of me, my wife, my kids, my brother in law (who is cool as hell), his wife (who sucks), their kid, and about 25 other couples and their kids. The 25 other couples are all from their neighborhood, which consists of people who either have way too much money or just spend like they have too much money with the giant houses and fancy cars and spend all their time talking about things like what landscaper to hire and where they're going on their next vacation. I already tried to act sick when I woke up but my wife was all over that one. Now hoping one of my kids gets an infection or falls down the stairs or something. My other option is to go and get so drunk so fast that I embarrass my wife and we have to leave and then I don't have to go next year or ever again. I think we'd just skip altogether but my daughter and my niece love seeing each other and hardly ever do because they're the kind of couple who have a calendar on their wall that's always full of appointments so you have to like, book time with them a month out. I'm not looking forward to this at all.
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Be the society reporter fro GMTAN. Bring a small notebook and write down the 10 most inane quotes for the evening. Be sure to do it in front of them immediately after they say it. Report back here. And remember all reporters drink like fish. Or -fish-, not sure which is more.
 
'Kubes said:
I have to go to a christmas party tonight being thrown by my wife's brother and his wife. This will consist of me, my wife, my kids, my brother in law (who is cool as hell), his wife (who sucks), their kid, and about 25 other couples and their kids. The 25 other couples are all from their neighborhood, which consists of people who either have way too much money or just spend like they have too much money with the giant houses and fancy cars and spend all their time talking about things like what landscaper to hire and where they're going on their next vacation. I already tried to act sick when I woke up but my wife was all over that one. Now hoping one of my kids gets an infection or falls down the stairs or something. My other option is to go and get so drunk so fast that I embarrass my wife and we have to leave and then I don't have to go next year or ever again. I think we'd just skip altogether but my daughter and my niece love seeing each other and hardly ever do because they're the kind of couple who have a calendar on their wall that's always full of appointments so you have to like, book time with them a month out. I'm not looking forward to this at all.
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30 minutes before you are supposed to get there call in a bomb threat.
 
'Kubes said:
I have to go to a christmas party tonight being thrown by my wife's brother and his wife. This will consist of me, my wife, my kids, my brother in law (who is cool as hell), his wife (who sucks), their kid, and about 25 other couples and their kids. The 25 other couples are all from their neighborhood, which consists of people who either have way too much money or just spend like they have too much money with the giant houses and fancy cars and spend all their time talking about things like what landscaper to hire and where they're going on their next vacation. I already tried to act sick when I woke up but my wife was all over that one. Now hoping one of my kids gets an infection or falls down the stairs or something. My other option is to go and get so drunk so fast that I embarrass my wife and we have to leave and then I don't have to go next year or ever again. I think we'd just skip altogether but my daughter and my niece love seeing each other and hardly ever do because they're the kind of couple who have a calendar on their wall that's always full of appointments so you have to like, book time with them a month out. I'm not looking forward to this at all.
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you could skinny finger it to make the "feeling sick" a little more believable
 
'proninja said:
'Kubes said:
I have to go to a christmas party tonight being thrown by my wife's brother and his wife. This will consist of me, my wife, my kids, my brother in law (who is cool as hell), his wife (who sucks), their kid, and about 25 other couples and their kids. The 25 other couples are all from their neighborhood, which consists of people who either have way too much money or just spend like they have too much money with the giant houses and fancy cars and spend all their time talking about things like what landscaper to hire and where they're going on their next vacation. I already tried to act sick when I woke up but my wife was all over that one. Now hoping one of my kids gets an infection or falls down the stairs or something. My other option is to go and get so drunk so fast that I embarrass my wife and we have to leave and then I don't have to go next year or ever again. I think we'd just skip altogether but my daughter and my niece love seeing each other and hardly ever do because they're the kind of couple who have a calendar on their wall that's always full of appointments so you have to like, book time with them a month out. I'm not looking forward to this at all.
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you could skinny finger it to make the "feeling sick" a little more believable
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I think I've decided that I'm going to spend the whole night trying to convince my wife to have sex in the bathroom.
 
'cosjobs said:
'Kubes said:
I have to go to a christmas party tonight being thrown by my wife's brother and his wife. This will consist of me, my wife, my kids, my brother in law (who is cool as hell), his wife (who sucks), their kid, and about 25 other couples and their kids. The 25 other couples are all from their neighborhood, which consists of people who either have way too much money or just spend like they have too much money with the giant houses and fancy cars and spend all their time talking about things like what landscaper to hire and where they're going on their next vacation. I already tried to act sick when I woke up but my wife was all over that one. Now hoping one of my kids gets an infection or falls down the stairs or something. My other option is to go and get so drunk so fast that I embarrass my wife and we have to leave and then I don't have to go next year or ever again. I think we'd just skip altogether but my daughter and my niece love seeing each other and hardly ever do because they're the kind of couple who have a calendar on their wall that's always full of appointments so you have to like, book time with them a month out. I'm not looking forward to this at all.
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Be the society reporter fro GMTAN. Bring a small notebook and write down the 10 most inane quotes for the evening. Be sure to do it in front of them immediately after they say it. Report back here. And remember all reporters drink like fish. Or -fish-, not sure which is more.
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:goodposting: And steal stuff too. Maybe masturbate in the bathroom.
 
'Kubes said:
'proninja said:
'Kubes said:
I have to go to a christmas party tonight being thrown by my wife's brother and his wife. This will consist of me, my wife, my kids, my brother in law (who is cool as hell), his wife (who sucks), their kid, and about 25 other couples and their kids. The 25 other couples are all from their neighborhood, which consists of people who either have way too much money or just spend like they have too much money with the giant houses and fancy cars and spend all their time talking about things like what landscaper to hire and where they're going on their next vacation. I already tried to act sick when I woke up but my wife was all over that one. Now hoping one of my kids gets an infection or falls down the stairs or something. My other option is to go and get so drunk so fast that I embarrass my wife and we have to leave and then I don't have to go next year or ever again. I think we'd just skip altogether but my daughter and my niece love seeing each other and hardly ever do because they're the kind of couple who have a calendar on their wall that's always full of appointments so you have to like, book time with them a month out. I'm not looking forward to this at all.
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you could skinny finger it to make the "feeling sick" a little more believable
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I think I've decided that I'm going to spend the whole night trying to convince my wife to have sex in the bathroom.
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Or, you could puke at the party in the first half hour. Find a room to yourself, vomit in it, then play it off like you couldn't make it to the bathroom."I've been feeling sick all day, I'm sorry, I really shouldn't have come"
 
'Kubes said:
I have to go to a christmas party tonight being thrown by my wife's brother and his wife. This will consist of me, my wife, my kids, my brother in law (who is cool as hell), his wife (who sucks), their kid, and about 25 other couples and their kids. The 25 other couples are all from their neighborhood, which consists of people who either have way too much money or just spend like they have too much money with the giant houses and fancy cars and spend all their time talking about things like what landscaper to hire and where they're going on their next vacation.
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bring a gun
 
'Gadzooks said:
'cosjobs said:
'Kubes said:
I have to go to a christmas party tonight being thrown by my wife's brother and his wife. This will consist of me, my wife, my kids, my brother in law (who is cool as hell), his wife (who sucks), their kid, and about 25 other couples and their kids. The 25 other couples are all from their neighborhood, which consists of people who either have way too much money or just spend like they have too much money with the giant houses and fancy cars and spend all their time talking about things like what landscaper to hire and where they're going on their next vacation.

I already tried to act sick when I woke up but my wife was all over that one. Now hoping one of my kids gets an infection or falls down the stairs or something. My other option is to go and get so drunk so fast that I embarrass my wife and we have to leave and then I don't have to go next year or ever again. I think we'd just skip altogether but my daughter and my niece love seeing each other and hardly ever do because they're the kind of couple who have a calendar on their wall that's always full of appointments so you have to like, book time with them a month out.

I'm not looking forward to this at all.
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Be the society reporter fro GMTAN. Bring a small notebook and write down the 10 most inane quotes for the evening. Be sure to do it in front of them immediately after they say it. Report back here. And remember all reporters drink like fish. Or -fish-, not sure which is more.
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:goodposting: And steal stuff too. Maybe masturbate in the bathroom.
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This may sound odd, but do you have a crockpot that I can borrow?
 
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Fish, Jeep> Damn. I have no advice. Sorry to hear about the situation(s). I went to my wifes holiday party last night. Let me tell you, teachers know how to party (at least the ones under Tanner's age). One teacher knocked over a garbage can full of food and paper plates all over the principal at about 9:00. Anther was carried out by 10. A third was "asked to leave" by midnight. The rest were just completely hammered.Tre>I won $30 in a beer slamming contest. Much better than the 4 quarters your buddy put up.
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Please stop calling those guys my buddies. They were just tailgate/blog groupies. I don't even know their names! Plus, they're from NoDak, which means they aren't even completely human.Congrats on the slam though. :thumbup:
 
'cosjobs said:
'Kubes said:
I have to go to a christmas party tonight being thrown by my wife's brother and his wife. This will consist of me, my wife, my kids, my brother in law (who is cool as hell), his wife (who sucks), their kid, and about 25 other couples and their kids. The 25 other couples are all from their neighborhood, which consists of people who either have way too much money or just spend like they have too much money with the giant houses and fancy cars and spend all their time talking about things like what landscaper to hire and where they're going on their next vacation. I already tried to act sick when I woke up but my wife was all over that one. Now hoping one of my kids gets an infection or falls down the stairs or something. My other option is to go and get so drunk so fast that I embarrass my wife and we have to leave and then I don't have to go next year or ever again. I think we'd just skip altogether but my daughter and my niece love seeing each other and hardly ever do because they're the kind of couple who have a calendar on their wall that's always full of appointments so you have to like, book time with them a month out. I'm not looking forward to this at all.
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Be the society reporter fro GMTAN. Bring a small notebook and write down the 10 most inane quotes for the evening. Be sure to do it in front of them immediately after they say it. Report back here. And remember all reporters drink like fish. Or -fish-, not sure which is more.
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:goodposting:Kubes> let me know when to show up with some ethnic peeps. "Do you mind if we dance with your dates?"
 
pick 2

Dez

Bennie

Fitz

Do I double up on the Cards vs the Browns?

Nah, pick 1. Fitz is a must start.

 
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So, I've been playing Facebook Scrabble with Zooks and YSR for about 5 months +/- now working on what might be our 30th game give or take. It gets about as hot and heavy in the chat room as a Tuesday morning in a library cubicle on the BYU campus. And YSR has pretty much had her way with us, though when the stars align or after she's polished off her wine and vanilla exctract, Zooks or more likely I can beat her.

Our current game is an example of Zooks and I slaying the dragonette. Get a load of the words I've played vs. the ones she's layed up there:

GM: Joint, Coed(hi homer!), Wipe, Germans*, Lyings, Laser

And now our heroine's gems: Xi, Hic, Kat, At, Caw :lmao: :lmao:

 
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