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Just got home and have 10 GMTAN-related texts. These cost approximately 80 Brazilian dollars to receive and send in Nica, so I'm just letting y'all know why I'm not responding. Plz don't take me off your mailing lists. :(
I had 16. I think they all were related to someone sending a vid of their kid drinking beer.
 
Just got home and have 10 GMTAN-related texts. These cost approximately 80 Brazilian dollars to receive and send in Nica, so I'm just letting y'all know why I'm not responding. Plz don't take me off your mailing lists. :(
I had 16. I think they all were related to someone sending a vid of their kid drinking beer.
Oh look at me!
Says the woman posting from her Central American beach house."I'd love to respond to all those texts but cell reception here on my private island is just dreadful. I really need to bribe some government official to get that fixed."
 
Just got home and have 10 GMTAN-related texts. These cost approximately 80 Brazilian dollars to receive and send in Nica, so I'm just letting y'all know why I'm not responding. Plz don't take me off your mailing lists. :(
I had 16. I think they all were related to someone sending a vid of their kid drinking beer.
Oh look at me!
Says the woman posting from her Central American beach house."I'd love to respond to all those texts but cell reception here on my private island is just dreadful. I really need to bribe some government official to get that fixed."
It's OK. I just had four people executed humanely for this travesty.
 
Just got home and have 10 GMTAN-related texts. These cost approximately 80 Brazilian dollars to receive and send in Nica, so I'm just letting y'all know why I'm not responding. Plz don't take me off your mailing lists. :(
I had 16. I think they all were related to someone sending a vid of their kid drinking beer.
Oh look at me!
Says the woman posting from her Central American beach house."I'd love to respond to all those texts but cell reception here on my private island is just dreadful. I really need to bribe some government official to get that fixed."
It's OK. I just had four people executed humanely for this travesty.
I'm going to start calling you "She Guevara".
 
Just got home and have 10 GMTAN-related texts. These cost approximately 80 Brazilian dollars to receive and send in Nica, so I'm just letting y'all know why I'm not responding. Plz don't take me off your mailing lists. :(
I had 16. I think they all were related to someone sending a vid of their kid drinking beer.
Oh look at me!
Says the woman posting from her Central American beach house."I'd love to respond to all those texts but cell reception here on my private island is just dreadful. I really need to bribe some government official to get that fixed."
It's OK. I just had four people executed humanely for this travesty.
I'm going to start calling you "She Guevara".
:lol: Catchy.
 
Just got home and have 10 GMTAN-related texts. These cost approximately 80 Brazilian dollars to receive and send in Nica, so I'm just letting y'all know why I'm not responding. Plz don't take me off your mailing lists. :(
I had 16. I think they all were related to someone sending a vid of their kid drinking beer.
Oh look at me!
Says the woman posting from her Central American beach house."I'd love to respond to all those texts but cell reception here on my private island is just dreadful. I really need to bribe some government official to get that fixed."
It's OK. I just had four people executed humanely for this travesty.
I'm going to start calling you "She Guevara".
:lol: Catchy.
It was either that or "Shemoza".
 
Spent all afternoon in the ER because my wife had a debilitating headache. She is in a deep depression because they have been bad lately and I feel so helpless. Stress of everything we still need to do for Christmas is not going to help her.
Good luck GB.Are they migraines?
Thanks. Yes, migraines. About a month ago her gyno gave her this insertable birth control thing that was supposed to space her periods out farther, in hopes that would help, but it only seemed to cause a 3 week long period and worse headaches. Then her doctor prescribed her Wellbutrin earlier in the week and she reacted adversely to it, so this week has been hell on her, culminating in unbearable pain and constant crying today.
Damn, that sucks.I know this sounds too simple, but try Bayer Migraine. My daughter gets really bad migraines, she uses Imitrex, but the stuff that works the best is actually Bayer for Migraines.Worth a shot.
Thanks for the recommendation. You sure you're nothing thinking of Excedrin Migraine? I don't think Bayer has a migraine-specific product. Even if it did, it's probably the same ingredient just marketed for a different indication, the same Excedrin Migraine is.
 
Spent all afternoon in the ER because my wife had a debilitating headache. She is in a deep depression because they have been bad lately and I feel so helpless. Stress of everything we still need to do for Christmas is not going to help her.
Good luck GB.Are they migraines?
Thanks. Yes, migraines. About a month ago her gyno gave her this insertable birth control thing that was supposed to space her periods out farther, in hopes that would help, but it only seemed to cause a 3 week long period and worse headaches. Then her doctor prescribed her Wellbutrin earlier in the week and she reacted adversely to it, so this week has been hell on her, culminating in unbearable pain and constant crying today.
sorry, GB. :(
 
Awesome!On a somber note, did you guys see the DC Thunder thread? Poor guy. I just teared up reading that. Maybe we could pool up some paypal money and send a donation to a cause or something? PM me if you want to do that or have an idea. So sad.
,s, it was getting dusty as hell reading that
I can't take it anymore..... What does this mean? :wall:
seriously
So ,s = seriously?How does that relate?
Pretty sure I ™'ed this back in aught 4.
 
Spent all afternoon in the ER because my wife had a debilitating headache. She is in a deep depression because they have been bad lately and I feel so helpless. Stress of everything we still need to do for Christmas is not going to help her.
Good luck GB.Are they migraines?
Thanks. Yes, migraines. About a month ago her gyno gave her this insertable birth control thing that was supposed to space her periods out farther, in hopes that would help, but it only seemed to cause a 3 week long period and worse headaches. Then her doctor prescribed her Wellbutrin earlier in the week and she reacted adversely to it, so this week has been hell on her, culminating in unbearable pain and constant crying today.
Damn, that sucks.I know this sounds too simple, but try Bayer Migraine. My daughter gets really bad migraines, she uses Imitrex, but the stuff that works the best is actually Bayer for Migraines.Worth a shot.
Thanks for the recommendation. You sure you're nothing thinking of Excedrin Migraine? I don't think Bayer has a migraine-specific product. Even if it did, it's probably the same ingredient just marketed for a different indication, the same Excedrin Migraine is.
My bad. My wife just told me it's Excedrin.She also just told me her best friend has really bad migraines and she swears by the Excedrin Nigraine. Good luck.
 
Awesome!On a somber note, did you guys see the DC Thunder thread? Poor guy. I just teared up reading that. Maybe we could pool up some paypal money and send a donation to a cause or something? PM me if you want to do that or have an idea. So sad.
,s, it was getting dusty as hell reading that
I can't take it anymore..... What does this mean? :wall:
seriously
So ,s = seriously?How does that relate?
Pretty sure I ™'ed this back in aught 4.
I was actually going to tell him to PM you, but I figured since you've got the wife/migrane to deal with, I'd hold off on that particular shtick. T&P with your wife
 
I was actually going to tell him to PM you, but I figured since you've got the wife/migrane to deal with, I'd hold off on that particular shtick.
Oh I'm fine, not looking for sympathy. She's in bed and I'm drinking beer and watching football. Thanks though.
 
My bad. My wife just told me it's Excedrin.She also just told me her best friend has really bad migraines and she swears by the Excedrin Nigraine. Good luck.
Thanks. Don't tell her it's the same exact ingredients as Extra Strength Excedrin.
Really?
Yes. About 8 years ago Excedrin got FDA approval on migraines as an indication, so they put a different label on it and marked up the price.But I wouldn't tell this to anyone who is finding relief from it. Mind over matter and all that.
 
Only 13 points from Felix tonight, so I need some homeruns tomorrow. Still can't pick 3 from this mess:

Damian Williams

Lloyd

Denarius Moore

Demaryius Thomas

Manningham

I've eliminated DHB and Baldwin from consideration.

 
My bad. My wife just told me it's Excedrin.She also just told me her best friend has really bad migraines and she swears by the Excedrin Nigraine. Good luck.
Thanks. Don't tell her it's the same exact ingredients as Extra Strength Excedrin.
Really?
Yes. About 8 years ago Excedrin got FDA approval on migraines as an indication, so they put a different label on it and marked up the price.But I wouldn't tell this to anyone who is finding relief from it. Mind over matter and all that.
:thumbup:
 
Only 13 points from Felix tonight, so I need some homeruns tomorrow. Still can't pick 3 from this mess:Damian WilliamsLloydDenarius MooreDemaryius ThomasManninghamI've eliminated DHB and Baldwin from consideration.
:confused: I thought baseball season was over?
 
Only 13 points from Felix tonight, so I need some homeruns tomorrow. Still can't pick 3 from this mess:Damian WilliamsLloydDenarius MooreDemaryius ThomasManninghamI've eliminated DHB and Baldwin from consideration.
choose the first 3
I think I like Thomas the most of this group. Up against the Patriots and Tebow is targeting the crap out of him.
but he can't catch
perfect. Tebow can't throw.
 
Kellen Clemens is starting. Don't know how I feel about Lloyd. I would start Thomas though. Coming off two big games in a row, and going against a crappy defense.

 
Just got home and have 10 GMTAN-related texts. These cost approximately 80 Brazilian dollars to receive and send in Nica, so I'm just letting y'all know why I'm not responding. Plz don't take me off your mailing lists. :(
we all know you can afford it, Scupper
 
My bad. My wife just told me it's Excedrin.She also just told me her best friend has really bad migraines and she swears by the Excedrin Nigraine. Good luck.
Thanks. Don't tell her it's the same exact ingredients as Extra Strength Excedrin.
Really?
Yes. About 8 years ago Excedrin got FDA approval on migraines as an indication, so they put a different label on it and marked up the price.But I wouldn't tell this to anyone who is finding relief from it. Mind over matter and all that.
I used to work for the company that makes Excedrin. This is all true.
 
So Kubes, tell us about the party
Actually the guest list was far different than I expected. Two of my best friends were there (who I met through my brother-in-law) and there weren't that many of the glamorous people there and the few that were kept to themselves. My wife told me "I'll drive" so I had one whiskey (crown on the rocks), one tequila (Tesoro shot), one vodka (Smirnoff and OJ), one rum (Captain & Coke), one wine (four buck chuck Shiraz), and one beer (blue moon). My kid was the hit of the party when i gave him a can of bud light and let him wander around with it, which he did for about half an hour. All-in-all it was a pretty good time.
 
Spent all afternoon in the ER because my wife had a debilitating headache. She is in a deep depression because they have been bad lately and I feel so helpless. Stress of everything we still need to do for Christmas is not going to help her.
She on anything for the depression?...my significant other has been/is still going through postpartum depression the past week and the Paxil has finally started to help. With all the treatments I'd assume she was, but if not get to the psychiatrist pronto.Oh and I wouldn't wish depression even on Timmy after this experience...totally not fun
 
been pretty serious in here lately, so I thought I would tee one up for the masses:

what should I get knuckles for Christmas?

 
Went over and watched the Cowboys game with my Stepdad. The only beer in his fridge was Miller Lite.

I had one, and it wasn't all that bad. Would that get me chastised in the Beer thread?

 

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