General Malaise
Footballguy
I click on Segment 7 and all I hear is an advertisement for some sort of restaurant. What am I missing?
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urbanhack
Fight The Power!
keep listening
listen for the email of the day.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'll have to listen later. Not sure my co-workers would understand.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Tell your liver that I'm sorry to hear about all of its troubles at work, man.I was unable to stand last night, guy.Shark Pool/FF Playoff Chat was last night, fella.The following NFL players can catch herpes and go to hell.
Jordy Nelson
Victor Cruz
Hakeem Nicks
Percy Harvin
Wes Welker
Elvis Dummerville
Charles Johnson
Reggie Nelson
Patrick Peterson
And I deserve to be fired as GM of all my teams for starting Nelson and Peterson over DeAngelo Hall and Earl Thomas.
3 leagues, 3 playoff appearances, 2 first round byes. And barring a crimmus miracle of epic proportions, my season is over. Worst Sunday ever.I went to Buffalo Wildwings yesterday at 9:45am to watch my players carry me into fantasy riches. I enjoyed two $2 Bloody Mary's and then not one but TWO free beers, which were mis-pours by the bartender, who is probably an Ofdee 4, but she's a good kid and anybody who gives me a free Dead Guy Ale followed by a free Bridgeport IPA is alright in my book. However, by 1pm, the dooooooooooooooooooosh factor in the joint begin to climb as Raider fans finally crawled out of bed and into the bar. The minute a loud mouth in a Janikowski jersey (yes, you are reading that right) sat down next to me, yelling on his cell phone about magic football and the Raiders push to the playoffs, I hit the eject button and asked for my check. Total? $4. Who's winning? THIS GUY!
From there, my buddy Q and I decided to go to the cigar bar and watch the afternoon games with grown-ups. Anybody yammering loudly on their cell phone would likely get shot in that place. I love it. After a nice glass of bourbon and a tasty little cigar, I came to the conclusion that my limit was being reached and it was time to get the car home. Once here, I decided the very best course of action would be to walk to the bar across the street and watch Tim Tebow lead a furious comeback against the Evil Genius and his boy wonder. For good measure, I ate a magic brownie.
Now at some point along the way, I came home and talked my wife into driving us both to PF Changs. She knew she was in for a long night when I sat in the back seat and talked to her like she was my chauffeur. Now I'm not sure exactly what transpired at the bar of PF Changs, but I do know we were offered a free order of lettuce wraps, so my day of free stuff at the bar continued.Since she's a fish eating vegetarian, she didn't touch the meat wraps, meaning I devoured them all alone. And I ate them with all the grace and dignity of Cookie Monster, as my wife was kind enough to point out after they took the plate away. Crumbs everywhere. She really is a lucky woman.
If I saw the north side of 8pm last night, I'll be completely surprised. I woke up at midnight fully clothed on the couch with her cat sleeping on my back. She hasn't contacted me yet today, so I'm sure she's very happy to be my wife and is probably not at all embarrassed for any reason whatsoever.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I received this PM over at MonsterPanties Board.
Side note, my SS package also shipped today and should arrive on Friday, just in time for Christmas.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Update: My secret santa package will now arrive on Wednesday. 
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
I received this PM over at MonsterPanties Board.
Side note, my SS package also shipped today and should arrive on Friday, just in time for Christmas.
Split the difference. Mine should get there Thurs...or at least 75% of it.Update: My secret santa package will now arrive on Wednesday.
AhrnCityPahnder
Yinz-o-riffic
I don't know why I can't stay current on this thread. I will try.
phishphan
Footballguy
there is no try...
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Might want to try synching up with the RSS feed.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
That Skyrim vs Zelda thread taking up too much of your time IMO.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
He is who we thought he was.
Fightin Donkey
Footballguy
So I just Googled Thoprawishes because again I am in the dark on the newest, hippest lingo.
The only thing that comes up are 2 threads from FBG.
What does this mean???
The only thing that comes up are 2 threads from FBG.
What does this mean???
Bogart
Footballguy
Thoughts-Prayers-WishesSo I just Googled Thoprawishes because again I am in the dark on the newest, hippest lingo.The only thing that comes up are 2 threads from FBG.What does this mean???
cosjobs
Footballguy
patience
cosjobs
Footballguy
You've been seeing another board?Excuse me for a while. I need time to process.I received this PM over at MonsterPanties Board.
Side note, my SS package also shipped today and should arrive on Friday, just in time for Christmas.
cosjobs
Footballguy
The FFA has a lot of neologists?So I just Googled Thoprawishes because again I am in the dark on the newest, hippest lingo.The only thing that comes up are 2 threads from FBG.What does this mean???
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
You just learned "in" and "context" last night?
Gadzooks
Footballguy
I always sit in the back seat when I'm loaded and pretend to beI was unable to stand last night, guy.
I went to Buffalo Wildwings yesterday at 9:45am to watch my players carry me into fantasy riches. I enjoyed two $2 Bloody Mary's and then not one but TWO free beers, which were mis-pours by the bartender, who is probably an Ofdee 4, but she's a good kid and anybody who gives me a free Dead Guy Ale followed by a free Bridgeport IPA is alright in my book. However, by 1pm, the dooooooooooooooooooosh factor in the joint begin to climb as Raider fans finally crawled out of bed and into the bar. The minute a loud mouth in a Janikowski jersey (yes, you are reading that right) sat down next to me, yelling on his cell phone about magic football and the Raiders push to the playoffs, I hit the eject button and asked for my check. Total? $4. Who's winning? THIS GUY!
From there, my buddy Q and I decided to go to the cigar bar and watch the afternoon games with grown-ups. Anybody yammering loudly on their cell phone would likely get shot in that place. I love it. After a nice glass of bourbon and a tasty little cigar, I came to the conclusion that my limit was being reached and it was time to get the car home. Once here, I decided the very best course of action would be to walk to the bar across the street and watch Tim Tebow lead a furious comeback against the Evil Genius and his boy wonder. For good measure, I ate a magic brownie.
Now at some point along the way, I came home and talked my wife into driving us both to PF Changs. She knew she was in for a long night when I sat in the back seat and talked to her like she was my chauffeur. Now I'm not sure exactly what transpired at the bar of PF Changs, but I do know we were offered a free order of lettuce wraps, so my day of free stuff at the bar continued.
If I saw the north side of 8pm last night, I'll be completely surprised. I woke up at midnight fully clothed on the couch with her cat sleeping on my back. She hasn't contacted me yet today, so I'm sure she's very happy to be my wife and is probably not at all embarrassed for any reason whatsoever.
Also, do you call him Q because his name starts with "Q"?
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
We're just friends. Honestly.I should also note that the package in question is being sent to KeysYou've been seeing another board?Excuse me for a while. I need time to process.I received this PM over at MonsterPanties Board.
Side note, my SS package also shipped today and should arrive on Friday, just in time for Christmas.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Things that remind you of how fast things change: Our today in history has to do with Sony. We were talking about all of the things Sony has come up with in the past...Betamax, Walkman, CDs etc. One of them was the 3.5 inch floppy disc. I had a pic of the 3 sizes of floppies. Most of the kids either had never used a floppy or even knew what they were. I decided to see if I could find one in one of my cupboards. It wasn't easy but I finally found a couple that came with an old printer.
cosjobs
Footballguy
I knew 'in' and had an inkling of 'context'The genius was putting them together.
I like them together so much, I think they should be hyphenated.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm 4 minutes into this segment. I'm not getting anything. I quit.
mr. furley
Footballguy
this another euphemism? or what's your magic brownie per week rate? 3+?
General Malaise
Footballguy
I know 2011 will be the year of Joshua. I have no idea what that means either.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm finding that I enjoy eating it more than smoking it.
General Malaise
Footballguy
General Malaise
Footballguy
Starting to think that maybe I might be gluten intolerant. 
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
What's the origin of the "sorry to hear about your troubles at work" thing?
Osaurus
Footballguy
A different experience all together IMOI'm finding that I enjoy eating it more than smoking it.
mr. furley
Footballguy
so is this Adele chick white america's replacement for Amy Winehouse?
General Malaise
Footballguy
Absolutely. Once I got a handle on it, I think it's the best way to go. Love the warm glow it gives me.A different experience all together IMOI'm finding that I enjoy eating it more than smoking it.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
PM Shuke
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Were they out of all the other beers?[/hack]
General Malaise
Footballguy
Maybe, though it looks like Adele ate Amy Winehouse.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Why? Gluten-free is our next avenue to try to see if it may be causing my wife's headaches.Starting to think that maybe I might be gluten intolerant.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
Because I was actually having some issues at work, but things have gotten better.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Not to belittle your wife's headaches and/or problems at work but isn't this whole "gluten free" "gluten intolerant" stuff being scoffed at these days?Why? Gluten-free is our next avenue to try to see if it may be causing my wife's headaches.Starting to think that maybe I might be gluten intolerant.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Although sadly I didn't win but I did receive 1 of three votes if you listen until the end.
x a million zillion. Proud to hear my name mentioned over streaming internet, and that it was associated with crock pot chicken "Those phrases did not go together"
"Well someone's on drugs"
I sent the e-mail and then went out on my morning walk. I'm sure there were more than a couple of people in the dozens of cars that drove by that saw a bald guy walking in the rain, wearing sunglasses, laughing hysterically that considered calling the cops.
I would like to thank Ronnie, Nancy, the Bush's and all of the other right wingers for not allowing my teenage years to be as cool as they should have been.
Seems reasonable.
mr. furley
Footballguy
ate her how?Maybe, though it looks like Adele ate Amy Winehouse.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
No idea. Like I said, we're up for trying anything.If you have some links that would be helpful it would be appreciated.Not to belittle your wife's headaches and/or problems at work but isn't this whole "gluten free" "gluten intolerant" stuff being scoffed at these days?Why? Gluten-free is our next avenue to try to see if it may be causing my wife's headaches.Starting to think that maybe I might be gluten intolerant.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
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