Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Oh god. I remember that.
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Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
It's going to be in the low 60s/high 50s in Phoenix. Better get your monkey some Under Armor to wear under his Tebow jersey.
krista4
Footballguy
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Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Is the baby Jesus sleeping in that hammock because I don't see anything Xmasy.ETA: Just saw the ornaments.
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krista4
Footballguy
Maybe I could string some Christmas lights on the plants, too.It's not exactly easy to get an evergreen here. :(
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urbanhack
Fight The Power!
I'm sorry to hear about your holiday troubles down there.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Put Santa Hats on all of the stray lizards and coatii.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
What would de Clieu do?
krista4
Footballguy
I had to google both coatii and de Clieu.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
"coati" is the spanished version of a raccoon.I had to google both coatii and de Clieu.
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
I'm sorry to hear about your holiday troubles down there.
GroveDiesel
Footballguy
If only that were the first time I heard that today.I'm sorry to hear about your holiday troubles down there.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
I think I'm taking a sick day tomorrow.
You know why?
You know why?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Feeling Il?
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Because, screw you, that's why.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
SofaKings
Footballguy
Of course it is. FML
So I get home, and ignore my 2 kids as I see a large package on the counter that "contains liquid"...this could be good...booze, uhem flask full of something, possibilities are endless.SS package delivered by UPS. NOW, WE WAIT
I tear into the box and see this & this. I move that out of the way and find this &this.
I get it, I'm greek, so I'm hairy...my kids are only 9 months old, and they're hairy too. Dig a little further and find a cigar & some body wash. On one hand I'm happy b/c I'm almost out, but on the other hand I wonder if Tre just walked around his house putting all of the #### he didn't want into a box. But no liquid yet, so there's still potential...then I see this. WTF...wait....what is that? Is that what I think it is? Yep!. A pair of pearls drenched in strawberry jelly...Mrs. TF's favorite flavor I'm dying laughing at this point and then realize there's something at the bottom:A full bottle of Pearl Jam 20 Specialty Ale plus one empty one
This is freaking awesome. For all you non PJ nerds (I think there may be a few of you here, but I'm pretty sure we're all superfans) some microbrewery brewed a limited amount of these and they were selling out like crazy at something like $12 a bottle, and are now going for like $30/bottle on ebay. There was no distributor within a hundred miles of here...great gift TRE The sequence of the gift opening may have been altered for optimum story telling
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Homer J Simpson
I don't push
So I get home, and ignore my 2 kids as I see a large package on the counter that "contains liquid"...this could be good...booze, uhem flask full of something, possibilities are endless.SS package delivered by UPS. NOW, WE WAIT
I tear into the box and see this & this. I move that out of the way and find this &this.
A full bottle of Pearl Jam 20 Specialty Ale plus one empty one
The sequence of the gift opening may have been altered for optimum story telling
It looks like a hillbilly crime scene.
heckmanm
Footballguy
"I know who Ben Affleck is."Speaking of Matt Damon How can people not like the guy?
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Very important that you recognize that's a jar of strawberry JAM.
Guster
Footballguy
Get it? Pearl JAM. Cause there were pearls in the jam
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
The beer is tasty, btw. I figured you may want the empty for some nerdy PJ reason.
cosjobs
Footballguy
why didn't you send him the other four empties?
Fightin Donkey
Footballguy
definitely
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
So I get home, and ignore my 2 kids as I see a large package on the counter that "contains liquid"...this could be good...booze, uhem flask full of something, possibilities are endless.SS package delivered by UPS. NOW, WE WAIT
I tear into the box and see this & this. I move that out of the way and find this &this.
A full bottle of Pearl Jam 20 Specialty Ale plus one empty one
The sequence of the gift opening may have been altered for optimum story telling
I was thinking "Owwww! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PULL THE PEARLS OUT SLOWLY! Owwwww!"
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Cigar is a Cuban that x got for me while in Italy.
Kubes
Footballguy
BS. I'm pretty sure Cuba is NOT in Italy.Cigar is a Cuban that x got for me while in Italy.
yeah, sorry...didn't mean to downplay it. I'll smoke it after LSU wins the national championshipCigar is a Cuban that x got for me while in Italy.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Chalk one up for the Juilliard Geography professors.BS. I'm pretty sure Cuba is NOT in Italy.Cigar is a Cuban that x got for me while in Italy.
Kubes
Footballguy
They're top notch. Pickles and he who shall not be named could only dream of teaching there.Chalk one up for the Juilliard Geography professors.BS. I'm pretty sure Cuba is NOT in Italy.Cigar is a Cuban that x got for me while in Italy.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Nice. I had him get me 15, I enjoy them quite a bit.yeah, sorry...didn't mean to downplay it. I'll smoke it after LSU wins the national championshipCigar is a Cuban that x got for me while in Italy.
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Not that it's any surprise, but wow Courtney Love is a ####
http://consequenceofsound.net/2011/11/quoteworthy-courtney-love-on-dave-grohl/
language in link
http://consequenceofsound.net/2011/11/quoteworthy-courtney-love-on-dave-grohl/
language in link
McBokonon
Footballguy
This was my 4000th post. Thanks for reading. I feel like this was the thread I was looking for.
Notorious T.R.E.
Showdown!™ Administrator
Oh, and the soap...PV is one of those coupon people, and you can always get the body washes for free if you strike at the right time. So, at any given time I have about 10-15 soaps to choose from. I figured I'd send you one because... well, I thought it would go along with the grooming theme.
There's really no explanation for Joe Dirt, Naval Carriers and Money Ma$e.
There's really no explanation for Joe Dirt, Naval Carriers and Money Ma$e.
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