GM's thread about nothing (22 Viewers)

[Tiger Fan]

Oh, and the soap...PV is one of those coupon people, and you can always get the body washes for free if you strike at the right time. So, at any given time I have about 10-15 soaps to choose from. I figured I'd send you one because... well, I thought it would go along with the grooming theme.There's really no explanation for Joe Dirt, Naval Carriers and Money Ma$e.

 

[Kubes]

Oh, and the soap...PV is one of those coupon people, and you can always get the body washes for free if you strike at the right time. So, at any given time I have about 10-15 soaps to choose from. I figured I'd send you one because... well, I thought it would go along with the grooming theme.There's really no explanation for Joe Dirt, Naval Carriers and Money Ma$e.

You don't ever have to explain M-A-$-E.

 

[krista4]

Frosty> if you can think of something from Knoxville, TN, Asheville, NC or Greenville, SC that you'd like, I'd be happy to send you a box o' crap in exchange for some DVDs/Blu-Rays. That's pretty awesome.

YSR> I have a lot of dupes in my dvd collection. Mainly foriegn & independent. Let me know your tastes and I will send you a box.

PM willing to be sent.

 

[krista4]

Juilliard educated

Wait, what?

 

[cosjobs]

sure- may be a few weeks before I can get around to it. And I do not want them back- keep 'em or pay them forward.

When Hollywood Video went out of biz, I cleared out the foreign section. I tried not to get dupes but I failed. A lot of the foreign stuff is Asian extreme type stuff. Maybe a couple hundred of the 3k total, anyway. seems like a lot.

 

[shuke]

YSR - shoot me your address in a PM (or just post it here, what do I care?). I'll start collecting and send when ready. Also keep me updated when you move again.

Where are you getting these?

 

[Kubes]

YSR - shoot me your address in a PM (or just post it here, what do I care?). I'll start collecting and send when ready. Also keep me updated when you move again.

Where are you getting these?

Work.

 

[krista4]

sure- may be a few weeks before I can get around to it. And I do not want them back- keep 'em or pay them forward.When Hollywood Video went out of biz, I cleared out the foreign section. I tried not to get dupes but I failed. A lot of the foreign stuff is Asian extreme type stuff. Maybe a couple hundred of the 3k total, anyway. seems like a lot.

Awesomenessish.

 

[Kubes]

Juilliard educated

Wait, what?

What?

 

[krista4]

Juilliard educated

Wait, what?

What?

You went to Juilliard? This would be...surprising. What did you study?Also, I'm drunk and sweaty. I very well might have read everything wrong.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Juilliard educated

Wait, what?

You know, the school for dancers, actors, musicians and geography.

 

[shuke]

wait....what is that? Is that what I think it is? Yep!. A pair of pearls drenched in strawberry jelly

WTMF

 

[-fish-]

Juilliard educated

Wait, what?

You know, the school for dancers, actors, musicians and geography.

and advanced mathematics

 

[mr. furley]

i just got so funky i kicked the house downeta: don't forget these guys

 

[-fish-]

Why is it that I, Juilliard educated with a degree in mathematics, cannot wrap a simple Candy Land game so that it looks like an actual adult was in charge of wrapping it?

my best friend's sister (no pics, 7 of 10 -- hottest CPA at Deloitte and Touche) used to do gift wrap at nordstroms. she claims using a straight edge to make the creases is the key to wrapping presents.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

wait....what is that? Is that what I think it is? Yep!. A pair of pearls drenched in strawberry jelly

WTMF

It seemed clever at the time.

 

[krista4]

wait....what is that? Is that what I think it is? Yep!. A pair of pearls drenched in strawberry jelly

WTMF

It seemed clever at the time.

That's sort of creepy.

 

[-fish-]

wait....what is that? Is that what I think it is? Yep!. A pair of pearls drenched in strawberry jelly

WTMF

It seemed clever at the time.

That's sort of creepy.

it's BGP creepy.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

wait....what is that? Is that what I think it is? Yep!. A pair of pearls drenched in strawberry jelly

WTMF

It seemed clever at the time.

That's sort of creepy.

That works too.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

BUT HE LOVES PEARL JAM, YOU GUYS

 

[Kubes]

You went to Juilliard? This would be...surprising. What did you study?

Computational Mathematics

Also, I'm drunk and sweaty.

Tell me more

 

[Kubes]

wait....what is that? Is that what I think it is? Yep!. A pair of pearls drenched in strawberry jelly

WTMF

It seemed clever at the time.

That's sort of creepy.

Creepy like a fox.

 

[krista4]

Many

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Why is it that I, Juilliard educated with a degree in mathematics, cannot wrap a simple Candy Land game so that it looks like an actual adult was in charge of wrapping it?

My link

 

[Kubes]

Actual quotes from my wife in the last 5 minutes:

"I need your finger here right now"

"It's like a strip club in here, there's glitter everywhere."

"I need something shiny."

 

[Kubes]

Why is it that I, Juilliard educated with a degree in mathematics, cannot wrap a simple Candy Land game so that it looks like an actual adult was in charge of wrapping it?

My link

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure you didn't go to Juilliard.

 

[-fish-]

I just realized I haven't had a drink since Thursday. Then again, I didn't eat for about 48 hours during that period so it's really not that much of an accomplishment.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Why is it that I, Juilliard educated with a degree in mathematics, cannot wrap a simple Candy Land game so that it looks like an actual adult was in charge of wrapping it?

My link

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure you didn't go to Juilliard.

Yeah, well...

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Actual quotes from my wife in the last 5 minutes:"I need your finger here right now""It's like a strip club in here, there's glitter everywhere.""I need something shiny."

Somewhere, Zooks is getting an uncomfortable erection.

 

[krista4]

Actual quotes from my wife in the last 5 minutes:

"I need your finger here right now"

"It's like a strip club in here, there's glitter everywhere."

"I need something shiny."

Somewhere, Zooks is getting an uncomfortable erection.

Fixed.

No matter what, I'm now going to picture Frosty as a ballet dancer (no crock pot chicken involved there).

 

[Kubes]

Actual quotes from my wife in the last 5 minutes:

"I need your finger here right now"

"It's like a strip club in here, there's glitter everywhere."

"I need something shiny."

Somewhere, Zooks is getting an uncomfortable erection.

Fixed.

No matter what, I'm now going to picture Frosty as a ballet dancer (no crock pot chicken involved there).

I do look quite smashing in a leotard.

 

[Thorn]

Just finished catching up on like 12 pages in here. Good Christ. Also, I got a thing in my mailbox saying I have an item to sign for from "footballguy." It's like Chaunaucka (GM spelling) or something.

 

[-fish-]

Just finished catching up on like 12 pages in here. Good Christ. Also, I got a thing in my mailbox saying I have an item to sign for from "footballguy." It's like Chaunaucka (GM spelling) or something.

the calm before the storm. a week of christmas stories followed by new year's debauchery, and we're at 1300 pages no problem.

 

[Tiger Fan]

BUT HE LOVES PEARL JAM, YOU GUYS

Even my wife got it.

 

[-fish-]

BUT HE LOVES PEARL JAM, YOU GUYS

Even my wife got it.

doesn't mean it doesn't look like something out of Ed Gein's refrigerator

 

[krista4]

Wait, did we already address this?

 

[Kubes]

Wait, did we already address this?

No worries. That's my brother. He makes stuff up a lot.

 

[cosjobs]

I'm still giggling over TF looking at the jar of pearls, acting excited that he got jewelry and his wife's favorite jam. :whoosh:

 

[krista4]

Wait, did we already address this?

No worries. That's my brother. He makes stuff up a lot.

So anyway, if you google the guy's screen name backwards and work your way through it, you get to this guy. Looks like more of a one-timer to me. But how freaking creepy.ETA: OK, he killed two, not one.

 

[-fish-]

Wait, did we already address this?

No worries. That's my brother. He makes stuff up a lot.

So anyway, if you google the guy's screen name backwards and work your way through it, you get to this guy. Looks like more of a one-timer to me. But how freaking creepy.ETA: OK, he killed two, not one.

they found some of his victim's possessions in his house. no doubt in jelly jars.

 

[Thorn]

BUT HE LOVES PEARL JAM, YOU GUYS

Even my wife got it.

I bet she did.

 

[cosjobs]

Wait, did we already address this?

No worries. That's my brother. He makes stuff up a lot.

So anyway, if you google the guy's screen name backwards and work your way through it, you get to this guy. Looks like more of a one-timer to me. But how freaking creepy.ETA: OK, he killed two, not one.

Pretty sure the serial killers guild requires two

 

[-fish-]

Wait, did we already address this?

No worries. That's my brother. He makes stuff up a lot.

So anyway, if you google the guy's screen name backwards and work your way through it, you get to this guy. Looks like more of a one-timer to me. But how freaking creepy.ETA: OK, he killed two, not one.

Pretty sure the serial killers guild requires two

think we need beej to weigh in here.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

BUT HE LOVES PEARL JAM, YOU GUYS

Even my wife got it.

I bet she did.

That's one sticky pearl necklace!

 

[Tiger Fan]

BUT HE LOVES PEARL JAM, YOU GUYS

Even my wife got it.

doesn't mean it doesn't look like something out of Ed Gein's refrigerator

Agree

 

[Tiger Fan]

I'm still giggling over TF looking at the jar of pearls, acting excited that he got jewelry and his wife's favorite jam. :whoosh:

I thought it was sort of sex toy reference

 

[Kubes]

Wait, did we already address this?

No worries. That's my brother. He makes stuff up a lot.

So anyway, if you google the guy's screen name backwards and work your way through it, you get to this guy. Looks like more of a one-timer to me. But how freaking creepy.ETA: OK, he killed two, not one.

Pretty sure the serial killers guild requires two

think we need beej to weigh in here.

It's three. I know because I actually own this.

 

[-fish-]

Wait, did we already address this?

No worries. That's my brother. He makes stuff up a lot.

So anyway, if you google the guy's screen name backwards and work your way through it, you get to this guy. Looks like more of a one-timer to me. But how freaking creepy.ETA: OK, he killed two, not one.

Pretty sure the serial killers guild requires two

think we need beej to weigh in here.

It's three. I know because I actually own this.

I wonder if anyone has killed two people and then thought, "f it, I may as well go for the title"

 

[Kubes]

Watching an emma stone movie now. Sweet. By the way Tuesdays are my Fridays because that's the night when my parents take our kids every week. So that's why.

 

[cosjobs]

Wait, did we already address this?

No worries. That's my brother. He makes stuff up a lot.

So anyway, if you google the guy's screen name backwards and work your way through it, you get to this guy. Looks like more of a one-timer to me. But how freaking creepy.ETA: OK, he killed two, not one.

Pretty sure the serial killers guild requires two

think we need beej to weigh in here.

It's three. I know because I actually own this.

RuleFan63 challenges your source material

I purchased this book with high hopes, only to have them dashed with several details that are blatantly wrong. Especially the part about having to have 3 kills to get in the Guild. I know for a fact that its only two. Through all of my own research, there are several books that have better facts in them than this book. I would not recommend this book for anything other than something to use to level the couch.