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[St. Louis Bob]

Just got my SS box from Zooks

pics forthcoming

Perfect time for my return!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!My 2 days in the virtual prison are over and I'm thrilled to back to enjoy the holidays with all of you fine ladies, gentlemen and eldery person (I missed you the most you cat-lovin-lllama freak)

The complete bountyA Poison tshirt - a size too big, but i'm sure it'll shrink or i'll grow

Some entertainment for those lonely nights

A cool book on Fenway - pretty rad

A pass to the Tri-Community YMCA - expires soon, too bad I'm not heading home for the holidays because this would be worth the 2 1/2 hour drive from my parent's house just for the shtick factor.

And of course, if i got hungry along the way, i could always use some of my new Arby's coupons... which would be good because they are only valid in West Springfield, Chicopee, Worcester, Auburn MA, and Enfield CT

Fortunately I still have a buy-one, get-one coupon for a Beef & Cheddar sandwich that is good anywhere

Also included was a sweet Southbridge Savings Bank pen

5 raffle tickets (Zooks, what did i win?)

A scratch ticket, already scratched...but hey, at least he included a nice note on the back

And to top it all off, the Zooks guide to sexy time

Went to put the box away and found this gem in the bottom:front

back

Off to figure out what the Big Y Savings Club is...

LMAO

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Congrats to those with good news.

I did 2.8 million in sales last year. Not the company, just me. That's a new personal high but only by a couple hundred k.

I'm here getting pissed off because I still have people e-mailing me tonight and decided to see where I was for the year. Over 3 million in sales with a week to go. DRINKS ON ME!!!

I'm pretty proud of this. The vast majority of people in this industry are happy to do over a million in a year but whatever jerkfaces.Oh yeah, Mrs. SLB was supposed to start her period 5 days ago. Zooks<Congrats

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Congrats to those with good news.

I did 2.8 million in sales last year. Not the company, just me. That's a new personal high but only by a couple hundred k.

I'm here getting pissed off because I still have people e-mailing me tonight and decided to see where I was for the year. Over 3 million in sales with a week to go. DRINKS ON ME!!!

I'm pretty proud of this. The vast majority of people in this industry are happy to do over a million in a year but whatever jerkfaces.Oh yeah, Mrs. SLB was supposed to start her period 5 days ago. Zooks<Congrats

Hey man...glad to hear about you not having any troubles selling file folders and binder clips at your work.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Congrats to those with good news.

I did 2.8 million in sales last year. Not the company, just me. That's a new personal high but only by a couple hundred k.

I'm here getting pissed off because I still have people e-mailing me tonight and decided to see where I was for the year. Over 3 million in sales with a week to go. DRINKS ON ME!!!

I'm pretty proud of this. The vast majority of people in this industry are happy to do over a million in a year but whatever jerkfaces.Oh yeah, Mrs. SLB was supposed to start her period 5 days ago. Zooks<Congrats

Sorry to hear about your troubles with birth control**Unless you were trying

 

[GroveDiesel]

Congrats to those with good news.

I did 2.8 million in sales last year. Not the company, just me. That's a new personal high but only by a couple hundred k.

I'm here getting pissed off because I still have people e-mailing me tonight and decided to see where I was for the year. Over 3 million in sales with a week to go. DRINKS ON ME!!!

I'm pretty proud of this. The vast majority of people in this industry are happy to do over a million in a year but whatever jerkfaces.Oh yeah, Mrs. SLB was supposed to start her period 5 days ago. Zooks<Congrats

Sorry to hear about your inability to get life affirmation from Internet strangers troubles.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Congrats to those with good news.

I did 2.8 million in sales last year. Not the company, just me. That's a new personal high but only by a couple hundred k.

I'm here getting pissed off because I still have people e-mailing me tonight and decided to see where I was for the year. Over 3 million in sales with a week to go. DRINKS ON ME!!!

I'm pretty proud of this. The vast majority of people in this industry are happy to do over a million in a year but whatever jerkfaces.Oh yeah, Mrs. SLB was supposed to start her period 5 days ago. Zooks<Congrats

Hey man...glad to hear about you not having any troubles selling file folders and binder clips at your work.

:finger:

Congrats to those with good news.

I did 2.8 million in sales last year. Not the company, just me. That's a new personal high but only by a couple hundred k.

I'm here getting pissed off because I still have people e-mailing me tonight and decided to see where I was for the year. Over 3 million in sales with a week to go. DRINKS ON ME!!!

I'm pretty proud of this. The vast majority of people in this industry are happy to do over a million in a year but whatever jerkfaces.Oh yeah, Mrs. SLB was supposed to start her period 5 days ago. Zooks<Congrats

Sorry to hear about your troubles with birth control**Unless you were trying

My link

 

[Fightin Donkey]

Congrats to those with good news.

I did 2.8 million in sales last year. Not the company, just me. That's a new personal high but only by a couple hundred k.

I'm here getting pissed off because I still have people e-mailing me tonight and decided to see where I was for the year. Over 3 million in sales with a week to go. DRINKS ON ME!!!

Awesome job.Wish I could get to $100k yr

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

My link

E-mom had a vasectomy?

 

[-fish-]

My link

sorry to hear about your botched vasectomy.My link

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Sorry to hear about your wife going through menopause, man.

 

[cosjobs]

Just got my SS box from Zooks

pics forthcoming

Perfect time for my return!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!My 2 days in the virtual prison are over and I'm thrilled to back to enjoy the holidays with all of you fine ladies, gentlemen and eldery person (I missed you the most you cat-lovin-lllama freak)

The complete bountyA Poison tshirt - a size too big, but i'm sure it'll shrink or i'll grow

Some entertainment for those lonely nights

A cool book on Fenway - pretty rad

A pass to the Tri-Community YMCA - expires soon, too bad I'm not heading home for the holidays because this would be worth the 2 1/2 hour drive from my parent's house just for the shtick factor.

And of course, if i got hungry along the way, i could always use some of my new Arby's coupons... which would be good because they are only valid in West Springfield, Chicopee, Worcester, Auburn MA, and Enfield CT

Fortunately I still have a buy-one, get-one coupon for a Beef & Cheddar sandwich that is good anywhere

Also included was a sweet Southbridge Savings Bank pen

5 raffle tickets (Zooks, what did i win?)

A scratch ticket, already scratched...but hey, at least he included a nice note on the back

And to top it all off, the Zooks guide to sexy time

sorry you lost on this ticket :(

 

[GroveDiesel]

So that I'm not just snarky:

SLB>congrats on being an awesome salesman and having Super Sperm.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Sorry your wife is cheating on you gb. Ilook forward to the posts as a single guy on the prowl

 

[phishphan]

Congrats to those with good news.

I did 2.8 million in sales last year. Not the company, just me. That's a new personal high but only by a couple hundred k.

I'm here getting pissed off because I still have people e-mailing me tonight and decided to see where I was for the year. Over 3 million in sales with a week to go. DRINKS ON ME!!!

I'm pretty proud of this. The vast majority of people in this industry are happy to do over a million in a year but whatever jerkfaces.Oh yeah, Mrs. SLB was supposed to start her period 5 days ago. Zooks<Congrats

hey man, sorry to hear about your anger issues when people don't acknowledge your posts.

 

[Guster]

My link

E-mom had a vasectomy?

I think i've still got her number somewhere... hmm, might have to see what's going on. I'm sure that would end well

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

My link

E-mom had a vasectomy?

I think i've still got her number somewhere... hmm, might have to see what's going on. I'm sure that would end well

I think we all have her number somewhere.

 

[GroveDiesel]

The GoDaddy thread just started to get interesting...

 

[Osaurus]

The GoDaddy thread just started to get interesting...

Yeah. Didn't notice it until your post.

 

[krista4]

My link

E-mom had a vasectomy?

I think i've still got her number somewhere... hmm, might have to see what's going on. I'm sure that would end well

I think we all have her number somewhere.

 

[Gadzooks]

Just got my SS box from Zooks

pics forthcoming

Perfect time for my return!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!My 2 days in the virtual prison are over and I'm thrilled to back to enjoy the holidays with all of you fine ladies, gentlemen and eldery person (I missed you the most you cat-lovin-lllama freak)

The complete bountyA Poison tshirt - a size too big, but i'm sure it'll shrink or i'll grow

Some entertainment for those lonely nights

A cool book on Fenway - pretty rad

A pass to the Tri-Community YMCA - expires soon, too bad I'm not heading home for the holidays because this would be worth the 2 1/2 hour drive from my parent's house just for the shtick factor.

And of course, if i got hungry along the way, i could always use some of my new Arby's coupons... which would be good because they are only valid in West Springfield, Chicopee, Worcester, Auburn MA, and Enfield CT

Fortunately I still have a buy-one, get-one coupon for a Beef & Cheddar sandwich that is good anywhere

Also included was a sweet Southbridge Savings Bank pen

5 raffle tickets (Zooks, what did i win?)

A scratch ticket, already scratched...but hey, at least he included a nice note on the back

And to top it all off, the Zooks guide to sexy time

Went to put the box away and found this gem in the bottom:front

back

Off to figure out what the Big Y Savings Club is...

I was trying to find a last minute Red Sox hat/shirt to throw in for your daughter, but I was absolutely shocked that I couldn't find anything. So my apologies to her. Oh and if you use the Arby's coupons and Lionel Richie CD on a date: sexy time is guaranteed. Merry Christmas GB.

 

[krista4]

Group texters: I don't respond because I have no idea who's texting and in which order. I can't make heads or tails of any of it. I've become my grandpa. Caps unlock is how I feel inside. :(

 

[krista4]

Hoarder Santas: do you people just have all this crap in your houses or do you shop for it? Either way I guess I'm impressed.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Group texters: I don't respond because I have no idea who's texting and in which order. I can't make heads or tails of any of it. I've become my grandpa. Caps unlock is how I feel inside. :(

I can only reply to the person who sent it. No "reply to all"

 

[krista4]

Group texters: I don't respond because I have no idea who's texting and in which order. I can't make heads or tails of any of it. I've become my grandpa. Caps unlock is how I feel inside. :(

I can only reply to the person who sent it. No "reply to all"

I think I have that problem, too. Another reason for me to upgrade, I guess.

 

[Guster]

My link

E-mom had a vasectomy?

I think i've still got her number somewhere... hmm, might have to see what's going on. I'm sure that would end well

I think we all have her number somewhere.

 

[Guster]

I was trying to find a last minute Red Sox hat/shirt to throw in for your daughter, but I was absolutely shocked that I couldn't find anything. So my apologies to her. Oh and if you use the Arby's coupons and Lionel Richie CD on a date: sexy time is guaranteed. Merry Christmas GB.

No worries, I appreciate the thought GBThanks a ton! Merry Christmas!

 

[-fish-]

Group texters: I don't respond because I have no idea who's texting and in which order. I can't make heads or tails of any of it. I've become my grandpa. Caps unlock is how I feel inside. :(

I can only reply to the person who sent it. No "reply to all"

I think I have that problem, too. Another reason for me to upgrade, I guess.

group texts suck. just about everyone I know has had some problem arise because they replied to a text that they didn't realize was a group.

 

[General Malaise]

Group texters: I don't respond because I have no idea who's texting and in which order. I can't make heads or tails of any of it. I've become my grandpa. Caps unlock is how I feel inside. :(

Very confusing.

 

[Gadzooks]

Group texters: I don't respond because I have no idea who's texting and in which order. I can't make heads or tails of any of it. I've become my grandpa. Caps unlock is how I feel inside. :(

I can only reply to the person who sent it. No "reply to all"

My old crappy phone always gave me the option of "reply to all" but new phone doesn't and I'm never sure if I'm replying to all or just to the sender. And I also can't figure out the texting order and there is always one phone number in the list that I don't have in my contacts so I don't know who it is. Man, this technology stuff must really be hard for old people like my Mom and Tanner.

 

[Gadzooks]

Group texters: I don't respond because I have no idea who's texting and in which order. I can't make heads or tails of any of it. I've become my grandpa. Caps unlock is how I feel inside. :(

Very confusing.

I'm pretty sure that whenever you reply to everyone in a group text there is never any words or anything. I get the text notification and see it's from you, but there is nothing there, I'm not sure if you're trying to attach something or it just some kind of odd shtick. Either way, I giggle every time.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Every year I get a few gifts from my students. One of them gave me a See's candy certificate good for one pound of candy.

I ACTUALLY HAVE TO TAKE THE CERTIFICATE TO THE SEE'S STORE TO GET MY CHOCOLATES!

Total rip off. I hate this kid.

 

[General Malaise]

Group texters: I don't respond because I have no idea who's texting and in which order. I can't make heads or tails of any of it. I've become my grandpa. Caps unlock is how I feel inside. :(

Very confusing.

I'm pretty sure that whenever you reply to everyone in a group text there is never any words or anything. I get the text notification and see it's from you, but there is nothing there, I'm not sure if you're trying to attach something or it just some kind of odd shtick. Either way, I giggle every time.

WELL IT'S NOT FUNNY TO ME!!!!11 Can somebody give me an area code rundown of what number belongs to whom? And don't shtick me, neither. If 858 = YSR and one of you monkeys says it's Tanner, I don't want to send pictures of my bare nakedness to him thinking it's her.TIA.

 

[Gadzooks]

Every year I get a few gifts from my students. One of them gave me a See's candy certificate good for one pound of candy. I ACTUALLY HAVE TO TAKE THE CERTIFICATE TO THE SEE'S STORE TO GET MY CHOCOLATES!Total rip off. I hate this kid.

Sorry to hear about your problems with a generous student that gave you a gift.

Spoiler

Sorry to hear you're so old!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! ZINGER!!!!!Unlike you, this never gets old!!!!!!

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Every year I get a few gifts from my students. One of them gave me a See's candy certificate good for one pound of candy. I ACTUALLY HAVE TO TAKE THE CERTIFICATE TO THE SEE'S STORE TO GET MY CHOCOLATES!Total rip off. I hate this kid.

Sorry to hear about your problems with a generous student that gave you a gift.

If the kid really cared and was a true Christian he wouldn't make me do all of the work. Might as well give someone a packet of apple seeds and say "I bought you an apple pie".

 

[General Malaise]

Every year I get a few gifts from my students. One of them gave me a See's candy certificate good for one pound of candy. I ACTUALLY HAVE TO TAKE THE CERTIFICATE TO THE SEE'S STORE TO GET MY CHOCOLATES!Total rip off. I hate this kid.

Sorry to hear about your problems with a generous student that gave you a gift.

If the kid really cared and was a true Christian he wouldn't make me do all of the work. Might as well give someone a packet of apple seeds and say "I bought you an apple pie".

Sorry you might have to use one of your FIFTY-NINE PAID VACATION DAYS to drive to the Sees store and exchange your gift card for a pound of chocolate.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Every year I get a few gifts from my students. One of them gave me a See's candy certificate good for one pound of candy. I ACTUALLY HAVE TO TAKE THE CERTIFICATE TO THE SEE'S STORE TO GET MY CHOCOLATES!Total rip off. I hate this kid.

Sorry to hear about your problems with a generous student that gave you a gift.

If the kid really cared and was a true Christian he wouldn't make me do all of the work. Might as well give someone a packet of apple seeds and say "I bought you an apple pie".

Sorry you might have to use one of your FIFTY-NINE PAID VACATION DAYS to drive to the Sees store and exchange your gift card for a pound of chocolate.

Et tu, Forrest? Et tu?

 

[General Malaise]

My boss and his wife sent us a gift card in the mail last week from The Allison Inn & Spa, which is a swanky resort that I can't afford and offers up spa services that I don't know what they are. But it was a very generous and extremely thoughtful gift and when I saw that it was for $1,000 I nearly fell flat on the floor.

Instead, I did what any greatful employee would do in this situation - I grabbed my phone and sent him a thank you text message, saying 'he and his wife have really outdone themselves this year'. Since my boss and his entire family is on vacation in Hawaii, I didn't think I'd hear back and just wanted to ensure I got my 'thank you' in there immediately (with a hand written letter to follow).

However, an email came back from my boss's wife. It read "Hey, Bobby doesn't know about the gift card to Allison Inn, so DO NOT mention it to him". You know that Southwest Airline "Wanna get away" commercial? Yeah, I felt like that. So I told her about my text message to him.

I didn't hear back from either one of them for a few days until his wife emailed me earlier this week with "Don't worry about it, Bob's (not Bobby) calmed down. Have a great time."

Anyhow, wife and I will be going Christmas day/night where we will read, drink, eat, read, bone, drink, read and she'll get a massage. I will probably read while she does that. With a beer.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Group texters: I don't respond because I have no idea who's texting and in which order. I can't make heads or tails of any of it. I've become my grandpa. Caps unlock is how I feel inside. :(

I can only reply to the person who sent it. No "reply to all"

I think I have that problem, too. Another reason for me to upgrade, I guess.

Took me awhile to figure out reply to all on iphone. I'm golden now.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Group texters: I don't respond because I have no idea who's texting and in which order. I can't make heads or tails of any of it. I've become my grandpa. Caps unlock is how I feel inside. :(

Very confusing.

I'm pretty sure that whenever you reply to everyone in a group text there is never any words or anything. I get the text notification and see it's from you, but there is nothing there, I'm not sure if you're trying to attach something or it just some kind of odd shtick. Either way, I giggle every time.

WELL IT'S NOT FUNNY TO ME!!!!11 Can somebody give me an area code rundown of what number belongs to whom? And don't shtick me, neither. If 858 = YSR and one of you monkeys says it's Tanner, I don't want to send pictures of my bare nakedness to him thinking it's her.TIA.

Last weekend I just started replying to everyone asking "who is this?" I've decoded 5-6 of them at least.

 

[General Malaise]

man, that's twice this week one of yous used the first name shtick. so much for anonymity (sp?).

 

[General Malaise]

Group texters: I don't respond because I have no idea who's texting and in which order. I can't make heads or tails of any of it. I've become my grandpa. Caps unlock is how I feel inside. :(

Very confusing.

I'm pretty sure that whenever you reply to everyone in a group text there is never any words or anything. I get the text notification and see it's from you, but there is nothing there, I'm not sure if you're trying to attach something or it just some kind of odd shtick. Either way, I giggle every time.

WELL IT'S NOT FUNNY TO ME!!!!11 Can somebody give me an area code rundown of what number belongs to whom? And don't shtick me, neither. If 858 = YSR and one of you monkeys says it's Tanner, I don't want to send pictures of my bare nakedness to him thinking it's her.TIA.

Last weekend I just started replying to everyone asking "who is this?" I've decoded 5-6 of them at least.

YOU I have....

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

GM:

Rude 716

Thorn 207

Father Time 661

StrykerBronkowski 414

Kubes 651-28

YSR 865

Zooks 774

 

[Osaurus]

GM:

Rude 716

Thorn 207

Father Time 661

StrykerBronkowski 414

Kubes 651-28

YSR 865

Zooks 774

 

[GroveDiesel]

Fictitious area codes:

GM: 420

Tanner: 070

 

[SofaKings]

My link

E-mom had a vasectomy?

Cornhole with SLB?

 

[-fish-]

858's San Diego.

 

[Stoneys]

Usually on the day before a holiday, our bosses let us go about 1 to 1 1/2 hours early, well here it is past my normal leave time and I am still sitting here at work waiting for the results of a query that our IT group didn't run earlier and had to have someone who has never run the query, run it. YAY ME!!!!

oh and I have a 724 area code, but I doubt anyone has my #....

 

[Osaurus]

The 863 is scary

 

[General Malaise]

who is 'coeur de lion'? That's pretty clever.

13 User(s) are reading this topic9 members, 2 guests, 2 anonymous users General Malaise, Ja'loctopus!, Coeur de Lion, Aaron Rudnicki, kaso, SofaKings, proninja, St. Louis Bob, The foo

 

[Ja'loctopus!]

GM:

Rude 716

Thorn 207

Father Time 661

StrykerBronkowski 414

Kubes 651-28

YSR 865

Zooks 774