GM's thread about nothing (27 Viewers)

[bentley]

Oh, I watched Pirahna last night on Showtime, start to finish. I gotta tell you...for what it was, I actually enjoyed it. Didn't take itself seriously and had just enough T&A to keep me watching. Hard to believe Elizabeth Shoe is reduced to these campy roles, but hey....she's nice to look at.

Great movie. Can't wait for the sequel.

Has that come out yet? I like how Christopher Lloyd left us hanging at the end.Also, who was that smoking hot chick that recruited Shoe's son to work on the boat? The one who died crossing the rope? She was absolutely splendid.

Adult film star Riley Steele and pinup model Kelly Brook were the eye candy in that movie IIRC. Brook was the brunette.

 

[Guster]

Actually quite surprised how tame I've been the last few weeks. My wife wasn't feeling so hot last night, so she told me to go out and watch the Cowboys game with a friend. I did, but I came home at halftime. Just didn't feel like raging very hard. In the past, I would have used the hall pass to go bananas, especially with no work/kids to worry about. Maybe I'm growing up. Dr. told wife we're looking at July 24th. I've been terrified to say anything to anybody considering our experience last year. I knew better than to say anything before first tri-mester, but was just too excited to sit on it. This time, we both kept it really quiet and limited to just family. But after the check-up this week, everything looks good to go. Doc says everything looks great and to spread the news, so....HUZZAH!But man, I'm getting too old for this.

Congrats GB Awesome news - I hope everything goes according to plan this time.Enjoy having a DD for the next 7 months

 

[urbanhack]

Congrats GM and Mrs. GM!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I think the Biggest Hot Mess in the GMTAN contest would be quite competitive.

It'd be like the worst/awesomest beauty pageant the world had ever seen. Except for those Thai ladyboy beauty pageants...I don't think anything can beat those.

Hot Messes to Avoid / ExpliotZooks - Best pound for pound value play

HJS - Solid veteran and looks great with panties on his head. But its like drafting a kicker in the 3rd round. Be wary

Thorn - Puking at his age = a top VBD play

Fish - Women choices may kill him at some point.

Stryker - Former top pick and solid veteran, But oops, baby.

Gambling is illegal in the GMTAN, sir, and I never puke.

Was supposed to be TRE

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Congrats/condolences to the baby makers.

 

[urbanhack]

wow...the Big Ten ####### sucks.

 

[Guster]

wow...the Big Ten ####### sucks.

Thanks, Levi

 

[Tiger Fan]

Congrats Forrest

 

[-fish-]

congrats, GM!

So an engagement and 2 pregnancies in the last few days. Anyone else got any poor decisions exciting news they want to share?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

congrats GM!

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

But man, I'm getting too old for this.

GREAT NEWS, GM!I see you took my advice about the Viagra and the truss.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

congrats, GM!

So an engagement and 2 pregnancies in the last few days. Anyone else got any poor decisions exciting news they want to share?

Been at BW3 for like an hour and I got a waitress's number. And pretty sure i never even got sober from last night.

Good times!

 

[Osaurus]

Congrats on your boys still swimming GM.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

congrats, GM!

So an engagement and 2 pregnancies in the last few days. Anyone else got any poor decisions exciting news they want to share?

Been at BW3 for like an hour and I got a waitress's number. And pretty sure i never even got sober from last night.

Good times!

Does it start with 555?

 

[kevzilla]

Southwest Airlines has a fare sale ending today, but I can't get approval for the convention I want to attend until late in the week. Think I'll go ahead and book. What's the worst that could happen?

 

[Osaurus]

Decepticons holding their own against the Badgers

 

[krista4]

congrats, GM!

So an engagement and 2 pregnancies in the last few days. Anyone else got any poor decisions exciting news they want to share?

We're about to sign a contract to buy another house in Nicaragua.

Southwest Airlines has a fare sale ending today, but I can't get approval for the convention I want to attend until late in the week. Think I'll go ahead and book. What's the worst that could happen?

Southwest has an excellent exchange/rebooking policy with no change fee. Even if you don't go, you can use that for another trip in the next year, so it seems like a no-brainer to go ahead and take advantage of the sale.

 

[krista4]

Congrats to the GM family!!

 

[Guster]

Decepticons holding their own against the Badgers

That Ball kid is kind of good

 

[Osaurus]

Decepticons holding their own against the Badgers

That Ball kid is kind of good

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I think the Biggest Hot Mess in the GMTAN contest would be quite competitive.

It'd be like the worst/awesomest beauty pageant the world had ever seen. Except for those Thai ladyboy beauty pageants...I don't think anything can beat those.

Hot Messes to Avoid / ExpliotZooks - Best pound for pound value play

HJS - Solid veteran and looks great with panties on his head. But its like drafting a kicker in the 3rd round. Be wary

Thorn - Puking at his age = a top VBD play

Fish - Women choices may kill him at some point.

Stryker - Former top pick and solid veteran, But oops, baby.

Gambling is illegal in the GMTAN, sir, and I never puke.

Was supposed to be TRE

I would've have said "I never puke" before last weekend. This is akin to the sinking of the titanic.

 

[-fish-]

Thanks to GM and Stryker for reminding me to make an appointment for a vasectomy.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Bought a Big Green Egg XL ( )

The glory arrives on Thursday.

 

[heckmanm]

Congrats, GM.

Gay/Not gay pool started yet?

 

[krista4]

Bought a Big Green Egg XL ( ) The glory arrives on Thursday.

Very cool. And excellent use of the :1stclass: smiley.

 

[-fish-]

congrats on being a land baroness, K4!

 

[-fish-]

De'Anthony Thomas=speed

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

SLB> What accessories did you get for the egg? Need to get some ish.

 

[Dirkswish]

So yesterday was supposed to be my 11th wedding anniversary. Given how well number 10 went (giving the ring and not even getting a high five in return), it should have been to no surprise that I spent last night at a strip club.

Buddy and I started the night with beers and food at local sports bar, but as my buddy hates sports, and I was hating on the Cowboys, as soon as he suggested a strip club, his treat, I couldn't get to the car fast enough. I will admit, as I move into my mid-30s, I walk into a strip club less than once a year, but every time I do, I have a blast.

The first club, Rick's Cabaret, that we pulled up to had 5 cars in the parking lot, and the guy at the front door said that New Year's Eve was too much and that there were only two dancers inside the club. We quickly took two free covers from him to drive a few miles to their sister club, Cabaret East. In the scope of strip clubs in the Dallas/Fort Worth area, this one is not even in the top 10, but I didn't care. I just wanted boobies in my face for a couple of hours as my buddy bought bottle after bottle of Shiner Bock.

Now, it's been a while since I have been to a strip club. Is a hard slam into your pelvis from the stage a normal move dance move now? I didn't want to tell any of the dancers I was less than 2 weeks away from surgery, but it's like they knew and were punishing me for disobeying my doctor's orders. The best looking dancer (who was maybe the fourth best looking woman in the club, behind two patrons and a waitress) got me for three lap dances. A lot of mutual smacking of her ###, much more touching than I remember and a lot of grabbing, biting and humming below my belt. Good times had by all. I only played Chess With Friends once, which my buddy busted my balls about.

 

[Dirkswish]

Congrats on all the new babies coming into the world via GMTAN.

Only 15 more batches of Crock Pot Chicken for me before I am shooting blanks.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

So my fiance keeps asking my opinion on bridesmaids dresses but im just judging on whether the model is hot or not.

 

[mr. furley]

So my fiance keeps asking my opinion on bridesmaids dresses but im just judging on whether the model is hot or not.

don't answer. she's only fishing for reasons to yell at you because she's mad about something else.

 

[-fish-]

So my fiance keeps asking my opinion on bridesmaids dresses but im just judging on whether the model is hot or not.

don't answer. she's only fishing for reasons to yell at you because she's mad about something else. a woman.

fixed

 

[mr. furley]

what's the o/u on this game?

 

[urbanhack]

So my fiance keeps asking my opinion on bridesmaids dresses but im just judging on whether the model is hot or not.

don't answer. she's only fishing for reasons to yell at you because she's mad about something else.

 

[mr. furley]

So my fiance keeps asking my opinion on bridesmaids dresses but im just judging on whether the model is hot or not.

don't answer. she's only fishing for reasons to yell at you because she's mad about something else.

how quickly they forget

 

[-fish-]

what's the o/u on this game?

74

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I think I just saw some defense. Did I?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Hi.

I finished the second half of that Jameson's bottle last night along with 6 bottles of Guinness, announced to a crowd that I banged Justin Bieber (got lots of laughs), then decided to describe the experience (awkward expressions everywhere - but I laughed), then got hit on by a 13 year old girl.

I need a break from all this alcoholism.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Hi.I finished the second half of that Jameson's bottle last night along with 6 bottles of Guinness, announced to a crowd that I banged Justin Bieber (got lots of laughs), then decided to describe the experience (awkward expressions everywhere - but I laughed), then got hit on by a 13 year old girl. I need a break from all this alcoholism.

Where were you?

 

[SofaKings]

Hi.I finished the second half of that Jameson's bottle last night along with 6 bottles of Guinness, announced to a crowd that I banged Justin Bieber (got lots of laughs), then decided to describe the experience (awkward expressions everywhere - but I laughed), then got hit on by a 13 year old girl. I need a break from all this alcoholism.

Where were you?

Chuck E Cheese

 

[kevzilla]

Hi.I finished the second half of that Jameson's bottle last night along with 6 bottles of Guinness, announced to a crowd that I banged Justin Bieber (got lots of laughs), then decided to describe the experience (awkward expressions everywhere - but I laughed), then got hit on by a 13 year old girl. I need a break from all this alcoholism.

Where were you?

Chuck E Cheese

Or as Homer refers to it, Scores.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hi.

I finished the second half of that Jameson's bottle last night along with 6 bottles of Guinness, announced to a crowd that I banged Justin Bieber (got lots of laughs), then decided to describe the experience (awkward expressions everywhere - but I laughed), then got hit on by a 13 year old girl.

I need a break from all this alcoholism.

You lucky *******!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Hey Joe. We know you read this thread and I'm not sure where to put this so here goes. How about a "pull to refresh" or refresh button on the mobile app? TIA

 

[-fish-]

Hey Joe. We know you read this thread and I'm not sure where to put this so here goes. How about a "pull to refresh" or refresh button on the mobile app? TIA

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hi.I finished the second half of that Jameson's bottle last night along with 6 bottles of Guinness, announced to a crowd that I banged Justin Bieber (got lots of laughs), then decided to describe the experience (awkward expressions everywhere - but I laughed), then got hit on by a 13 year old girl. I need a break from all this alcoholism.

Where were you?

Chuck E Cheese

Or as Homer refers to it, Scores.

Standing ovation for that one, GB.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hey Joe. We know you read this thread and I'm not sure where to put this so here goes. How about a "pull to refresh" or refresh button on the mobile app? TIA

Or just hit the browser reload?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Hey Joe. We know you read this thread and I'm not sure where to put this so here goes. How about a "pull to refresh" or refresh button on the mobile app? TIA

Or just hit the browser reload?

Not the browser, Gary Glitter. The mobile app. Hence my post. HTH

 

[Osaurus]

Hey Joe. We know you read this thread and I'm not sure where to put this so here goes. How about a "pull to refresh" or refresh button on the mobile app? TIA

Or just hit the browser reload?

Not the browser, Gary Glitter. The mobile app. Hence my post. HTH

 

[Osaurus]

Quality teabag by Ball