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On day two of no smokingI hate everyoneeverything
Keep at it, man. If I can do it, anyone can. Best advice would be to lock yourself in your bedroom for the next couple days and sleep.
This. Also, after you've kicked the physical addiction part of it, be wary of compensating for the psychological need by snacking. A few of my friends gained a ton of weight after they quit smoking.Just buy a pacifier and suck on that until you get used to not smoking.
 
Aaron, Saints-Man = Proud Communist? Double- :kicksrock: if that's accurate.
yep.
went back and started reading some of his old posts.this one wasn't really his but it still fascinated me. people play werewolf live? did you guys do this in vegas?
'Proud Communist said:
'ratpfink said:
...I rarely play online anymore because I play in a big(15-20 people) live game at least once a month.
Rat...can you give a little more info on this?How did you find people to play? How did this group start? Did you bring it from there to the board?
 
Aaron, Saints-Man = Proud Communist? Double- :kicksrock: if that's accurate.
yep.
went back and started reading some of his old posts.this one wasn't really his but it still fascinated me. people play werewolf live? did you guys do this in vegas?
%26%2339%3BProud Communist said:
%26%2339%3Bratpfink%26%2339%3B said:
...I rarely play online anymore because I play in a big(15-20 people) live game at least once a month.
Rat...can you give a little more info on this?How did you find people to play? How did this group start? Did you bring it from there to the board?
I don't know about Vegas, but WW started as a parlor game at parties (usually called Mafia then). I knew dorks who played it in the dorms in college, only they'd add a GM spice to things.
 
My baby girl: Oh. My. God. Her mom: Hey, we do NOT talk like that. My princess: Fine. Oh my Jesus. She later was in her room having deep conversations with herself, and you could hear her put Jesus in timeout. 3 years old, and she already has more shtick than most people I know.
p.s. - your wife is hot
She will be single in less than 2 months. Want her number??
Oh wait...wrong guy. I haven't seen your wife, please PM pics. I was referring to Crazy Canuck and quoted the wrong post.
:lmao:
 
Aaron, Saints-Man = Proud Communist?

Double- :kicksrock: if that's accurate.
yep.
went back and started reading some of his old posts.this one wasn't really his but it still fascinated me. people play werewolf live? did you guys do this in vegas?

'Proud Communist said:
'ratpfink said:
...

I rarely play online anymore because I play in a big(15-20 people) live game at least once a month.
Rat...can you give a little more info on this?How did you find people to play? How did this group start? Did you bring it from there to the board?
That's what I was doing with Spiderman and Wonderwoman. Recruiting, if you will.
 
My baby girl: Oh. My. God. Her mom: Hey, we do NOT talk like that. My princess: Fine. Oh my Jesus. She later was in her room having deep conversations with herself, and you could hear her put Jesus in timeout. 3 years old, and she already has more shtick than most people I know.
p.s. - your wife is hot
She will be single in less than 2 months. Want her number??
Oh wait...wrong guy. I haven't seen your wife, please PM pics. I was referring to Crazy Canuck and quoted the wrong post.
:lmao: Thanks 'Hack.
 
'General Malaise said:
'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
'Homer J Simpson said:
'kevzilla said:
I think the Biggest Hot Mess in the GMTAN contest would be quite competitive.
It'd be like the worst/awesomest beauty pageant the world had ever seen. Except for those Thai ladyboy beauty pageants...I don't think anything can beat those.
Hot Messes to Avoid / ExpliotZooks - Best pound for pound value play

HJS - Solid veteran and looks great with panties on his head. But its like drafting a kicker in the 3rd round. Be wary

Thorn - Puking at his age = a top VBD play

Fish - Women choices may kill him at some point.

Stryker - Former top pick and solid veteran, But oops, baby.
Does my night at Tipsey's count for nothing? What about passing out in a golf cart? Throwing a lit joint on the lawn of the Hayword Police Station? What must I do to get your attention????!11
:lmao: Some :11: members could put me in the running for my night in Vegas alone. Then there was my participation in the burning of Charlie's chair at Scupper's cabin.

 
I know, right! But I'm told it's the truth. She's a single gal, after all and rumors for her sexual ways range from Chip Kelly to Bill Belichick to Brent Biema (sp?). Buddy's SIL/BIL live next door to Biema (sp?) and he's met him several times. Apparently, Biema is a BIG TIME boozer. Has handlers watching him every step of the way. And Andrews? Knelt down at his alter and ate his chili. :shrug:
Come on, man, you're not this dumb.
Oh, okay. I'm sorry I believe that a 38 year old head coach of a national football program receives oral sex from a sideline reporter. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
I heard Lesley Visser and Bo Schembechler used to go at like weasels back in the 70's.
Cradle of coaches, Bo Schembechler. :thumbup: Bret Bielema is 40, not 38. He just got engaged. Never maried. The stories about his drinking prowess in Madison rival that of Homer in Youngstown. The guy is a cat daddy. Think about this: You're 38 and the head coach of a Big 10 football team. A GOOD one. You aren't married. You have no kids. Your life is football, boozing and trim. You don't make a play for EA if you can? I'm going to get verification on this BJ story if it kills me.
Of course I'd make a play for her in that situation. But thinking you have inside information from a friend of a friend when these rumors are all over the internet are kind of funny.
If EA has boned half the people I've heard rumors of, she's a big time ho.
 
Folks -

I'm hosting an NFL Fantasy Football Playoff Contest. Some of you have played in it before. $20 to join and it's winner take all.

If you are interested in joining, read the info below. The more the merrier! :thumbup:

Happy New Year and Welcome to the 2012 Fantasy Football Playoff Challenge. If you are receiving this email, it is because you played in the contest last season. Before I go further, if you would like me to REMOVE you from this email list, reply and let me know now and I will take you off further correspondence.

For those who want to play, I will remind you of the rules below:

Entry Fee - $20

Payment Options: Payal - fnesbitt@aditfunds.com or check to Forrest Nesbitt - PM me for address. If you were a big winner in either Homegrown or HFFL Fantasy Leagues for 2011, I can and will hold back your entry fee on your payout (which will happen this week).

Website - www.rtsports.com Username is your email address. If you forgot your password, they will send you a reminder to the email address you used last year.

Rules - Each owner will assemble a team of players from the NFL teams that have made the playoffs. Each owner will be required to select the following:

1 QB

2 RB

2 WR

1 TE

1 Kicker

1 Team Defense/Special Teams

1 Flex Player at ANY POSITION (including QB, Kicker, Defense, Etc)

You have until Saturday at 4:30pm EST to assemble your roster. Once you have assembled your roster, you must INSERT them into the starting line-up. I will ensure each team has done this prior to the kick off as some owners forget. Once the first game kicks off, all rosters/teams are frozen and the challenge is underway!

Deadline - Saturday, January 7th at 4:30pm EST. You can make unlimited moves to your roster before the deadline. Once the ball kicks off, everything is frozen for the duration of the playoffs.

Winner - The contest winner will be the owner who amasses the most total points at the end of the Super Bowl. This contest is cumulative and the owner with the most points at the end wins. Winning this contest requires not only picking the right players, but picking the right teams. The more players you have on Super Bowl Sunday, the better chance you'll have at winning this contest.

Prize - This is a "Winner Take All" format. The more owners we have, the more money we'll have to allocate to the champ. Past winners have received anywhere from $300-$400. Please feel free to spread the word and invite your friends!

Any questions, please email me at fnesbitt@aditfunds.com. I usually respond right away to all emails and will be monitoring this site and my inbox for any potential issues.

Good luck and let the Playoff Madness begin!

Best,

Forrest
 
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I know, right! But I'm told it's the truth. She's a single gal, after all and rumors for her sexual ways range from Chip Kelly to Bill Belichick to Brent Biema (sp?). Buddy's SIL/BIL live next door to Biema (sp?) and he's met him several times. Apparently, Biema is a BIG TIME boozer. Has handlers watching him every step of the way. And Andrews? Knelt down at his alter and ate his chili. :shrug:
Come on, man, you're not this dumb.
Oh, okay. I'm sorry I believe that a 38 year old head coach of a national football program receives oral sex from a sideline reporter. :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
OH MY GOD SIX :rolleyes: 'S ???
sorry. had a few too many beers last night :bag:
 
Aaron, Saints-Man = Proud Communist? Double- :kicksrock: if that's accurate.
yep.
went back and started reading some of his old posts.this one wasn't really his but it still fascinated me. people play werewolf live? did you guys do this in vegas?
lol at "you guys". Like you don't remember playing.
The real coup was getting the strippers to join in.
 
Aaron, Saints-Man = Proud Communist? Double- :kicksrock: if that's accurate.
yep.
went back and started reading some of his old posts.this one wasn't really his but it still fascinated me. people play werewolf live? did you guys do this in vegas?
lol at "you guys". Like you don't remember playing.
The real coup was getting the strippers to join in.
Spoken like someone who didn't have to collect night moves from Carlton.
 
Aaron, Saints-Man = Proud Communist?

Double- :kicksrock: if that's accurate.
yep.
went back and started reading some of his old posts.this one wasn't really his but it still fascinated me. people play werewolf live? did you guys do this in vegas?
lol at "you guys". Like you don't remember playing.
The real coup was getting the strippers to join in.
Spoken like someone who didn't have to collect night moves from Carlton.
You are Vegas JTG, GGRP - Each night you may pass out in the lobby of the MGM Signature. If security awakens you before you are teabagged by some trucker, your face won't sweat pure alcohol for the duration of the next day.
 
Folks - I'm hosting an NFL Fantasy Football Playoff Contest. Some of you have played in it before. $20 to join and it's winner take all. If you are interested in joining, read the info below. The more the merrier! :thumbup:

Happy New Year and Welcome to the 2012 Fantasy Football Playoff Challenge. If you are receiving this email, it is because you played in the contest last season. Before I go further, if you would like me to REMOVE you from this email list, reply and let me know now and I will take you off further correspondence.For those who want to play, I will remind you of the rules below:Entry Fee - $20 Payment Options: Payal - fnesbitt@aditfunds.com or check to Forrest Nesbitt - PM me for address. If you were a big winner in either Homegrown or HFFL Fantasy Leagues for 2011, I can and will hold back your entry fee on your payout (which will happen this week).Website - www.rtsports.com Username is your email address. If you forgot your password, they will send you a reminder to the email address you used last year.Rules - Each owner will assemble a team of players from the NFL teams that have made the playoffs. Each owner will be required to select the following:1 QB2 RB2 WR1 TE1 Kicker1 Team Defense/Special Teams1 Flex Player at ANY POSITION (including QB, Kicker, Defense, Etc)You have until Saturday at 4:30pm EST to assemble your roster. Once you have assembled your roster, you must INSERT them into the starting line-up. I will ensure each team has done this prior to the kick off as some owners forget. Once the first game kicks off, all rosters/teams are frozen and the challenge is underway! Deadline - Saturday, January 7th at 4:30pm EST. You can make unlimited moves to your roster before the deadline. Once the ball kicks off, everything is frozen for the duration of the playoffs.Winner - The contest winner will be the owner who amasses the most total points at the end of the Super Bowl. This contest is cumulative and the owner with the most points at the end wins. Winning this contest requires not only picking the right players, but picking the right teams. The more players you have on Super Bowl Sunday, the better chance you'll have at winning this contest.Prize - This is a "Winner Take All" format. The more owners we have, the more money we'll have to allocate to the champ. Past winners have received anywhere from $300-$400. Please feel free to spread the word and invite your friends!Any questions, please email me at fnesbitt@aditfunds.com. I usually respond right away to all emails and will be monitoring this site and my inbox for any potential issues. Good luck and let the Playoff Madness begin!Best,Forrest
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I don't think I understand one post from the past couple pages.

Time for a hiatus. Someone text/PM me anything important.

 

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