GM's thread about nothing (34 Viewers)

[Idiot Boxer]

Why, when I am quoted, do I become only 20% of myself?

If it makes you feel any better, the 20% only seems to apply to the "Boxer" part.

The idiot is never compromised.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Can we cut back on the werewolf chatter?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Can we cut back on the werewolf chatter?

vote Pickles. Final

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Can we cut back on the werewolf chatter?

It's like a reality show for people who don't look good enough to be on television. Sounds like your wheelhouse to me.

 

[urbanhack]

how many posts will timschooch have in the next 24 hours. The Iowa caucus might make him spontaneously combust.

 

[cosjobs]

Can we cut back on the werewolf chatter?

It's like a reality show for people who don't look good enough to be on television. Sounds like your wheelhouse to me.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Can we cut back on the werewolf chatter?

It's like a reality show for people who don't look good enough to be on television. Sounds like your wheelhouse to me.

not to mention the awesome youtube rap battles.

 

[Osaurus]

Can we cut back on the werewolf chatter?

It's like a reality show for people who don't look good enough to be on television. Sounds like your wheelhouse to me.

not to mention the awesome youtube rap battles.

EPIC!!!

 

[Dirkswish]

Just spilled clam chowder all over a new shirt and black slacks.

2012 sucks right now.

 

[-fish-]

Mountain Dew can dissolve mouse carcasses

interesting legal defense.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Turns out I did pay my tab on NYE! I had to call and ask.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

wise words from Louis:

be alert accidents hurtchance takers are accident makersgive a hoot dont polluteall that stuff

theres a darkness inside of meOk, Batman.im a monster rick

shaking in my boots rickenjoy your slim jims

 

[Gadzooks]

The guy was nice enough, kinda chatty and I found his full head of white hair to be intriguing, I may have asked him what kind of hair product he used. (My buddy told me this morning that I kept referring to the old guy as "Asian-Tanner")

My New Year's Resolution is not hang around you jerks any more.

I'm not a jerk, I actually respect my elders.Now see my see my linky winky grampa.

 

[Stoneys]

wise words from Louis:

be alert accidents hurtchance takers are accident makersgive a hoot dont polluteall that stuff

theres a darkness inside of meOk, Batman.im a monster rick

shaking in my boots rickenjoy your slim jims

ok see if you can keep uphe said take these to rickand he put them in a bagand i brought them home

 

[Drifter]

That sucks, Stryker.

Is the crazy sister 16 and single?

38 and insane. And she can't have kids. Right up your alley if she was 30 years younger

Probably had something to do with the timing of the incident, no?Sorry - I'll try and limit my hippling

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Wow, it's 3:00pm? I totally skyrimmed the day away. I must be recovering from my NYE bender. At least that's what I'm telling the wife when she comes home to find me in my PJs still, PS3 controller in hand, surrounded by popcorn kernels and granola wrappers.

I'm a low man.

 

[Sarnoff]

wise words from Louis:

be alert accidents hurtchance takers are accident makersgive a hoot dont polluteall that stuff

theres a darkness inside of meOk, Batman.im a monster rick

shaking in my boots rickenjoy your slim jims

ok see if you can keep uphe said take these to rickand he put them in a bagand i brought them home

you keep saying im an indoor catmaybe youre just wrong

 

[Drifter]

I'm starving but I can't feel my lips.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

The guy was nice enough, kinda chatty and I found his full head of white hair to be intriguing, I may have asked him what kind of hair product he used. (My buddy told me this morning that I kept referring to the old guy as "Asian-Tanner")

My New Year's Resolution is not hang around you jerks any more.

I'm not a jerk, I actually respect my elders.Now see my see my linky winky grampa.

Yeah, thanks.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Wow, it's 3:00pm? I totally skyrimmed the day away. I must be recovering from my NYE bender. At least that's what I'm telling the wife when she comes home to find me in my PJs still, PS3 controller in hand, surrounded by popcorn kernels and granola wrappers. I'm a low man.

My wife is going to head to Target with kid #2. I told her that I might take a nap. Actually I'm going to play MW3.

 

[General Malaise]

I have an hour long speed weight lifting class tonight that I'm right certain will kill me. Haven't lifted weights since March. I won't be able to wipe my own fanny tomorrow.

 

[General Malaise]

Wow, it's 3:00pm? I totally skyrimmed the day away. I must be recovering from my NYE bender. At least that's what I'm telling the wife when she comes home to find me in my PJs still, PS3 controller in hand, surrounded by popcorn kernels and granola wrappers. I'm a low man.

My wife is going to head to Target with kid #2. I told her that I might take a nap. Actually I'm going to play MW3.

Am I the only one who masturbates anytime the wife takes the kids out of the house? What is this MW3 stuff? Is it anything like Tube8?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I have an hour long speed weight lifting class tonight that I'm right certain will kill me. Haven't lifted weights since March. I won't be able to wipe my own fanny tomorrow.

It'll be good practice for the wife.

 

[Drifter]

Wow, it's 3:00pm? I totally skyrimmed the day away. I must be recovering from my NYE bender. At least that's what I'm telling the wife when she comes home to find me in my PJs still, PS3 controller in hand, surrounded by popcorn kernels and granola wrappers. I'm a low man.

My wife is going to head to Target with kid #2. I told her that I might take a nap. Actually I'm going to play MW3.

Am I the only one who masturbates anytime the wife takes the kids out of the house? What is this MW3 stuff? Is it anything like Tube8?

I start getting chubbed up the second the door closes.Then, when I'm done, I go play video games.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Wow, it's 3:00pm? I totally skyrimmed the day away. I must be recovering from my NYE bender. At least that's what I'm telling the wife when she comes home to find me in my PJs still, PS3 controller in hand, surrounded by popcorn kernels and granola wrappers. I'm a low man.

My wife is going to head to Target with kid #2. I told her that I might take a nap. Actually I'm going to play MW3.

Am I the only one who masturbates anytime the wife takes the kids out of the house? What is this MW3 stuff? Is it anything like Tube8?

Not really.

 

[Thorn]

bring back werewolf chat

 

[Dirkswish]

Wow, it's 3:00pm? I totally skyrimmed the day away. I must be recovering from my NYE bender. At least that's what I'm telling the wife when she comes home to find me in my PJs still, PS3 controller in hand, surrounded by popcorn kernels and granola wrappers. I'm a low man.

My wife is going to head to Target with kid #2. I told her that I might take a nap. Actually I'm going to play MW3.

Am I the only one who masturbates anytime the wife takes the kids out of the house? What is this MW3 stuff? Is it anything like Tube8?

I start getting chubbed up the second the door closes.Then, when I'm done, I go play video games.

This.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Wow, it's 3:00pm? I totally skyrimmed the day away. I must be recovering from my NYE bender. At least that's what I'm telling the wife when she comes home to find me in my PJs still, PS3 controller in hand, surrounded by popcorn kernels and granola wrappers. I'm a low man.

My wife is going to head to Target with kid #2. I told her that I might take a nap. Actually I'm going to play MW3.

Slap it high!

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Wow, it's 3:00pm? I totally skyrimmed the day away. I must be recovering from my NYE bender. At least that's what I'm telling the wife when she comes home to find me in my PJs still, PS3 controller in hand, surrounded by popcorn kernels and granola wrappers.

I'm a low man.

My wife is going to head to Target with kid #2. I told her that I might take a nap. Actually I'm going to play MW3.

Am I the only one who masturbates anytime the wife takes the kids out of the house? What is this MW3 stuff? Is it anything like Tube8?

I start getting chubbed up the second the door closes.

Then, when I'm done, I go play video games.

This.

Guilty as charged.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I have an hour long speed weight lifting class tonight that I'm right certain will kill me. Haven't lifted weights since March. I won't be able to wipe my own fanny tomorrow.

You're going to be in agony tomorrow.A tip: suck down as much protein as possible tonight. Tuna, milk, there's a joke in here about sex but I'm too brainfarted to make it.

 

[General Malaise]

I have an hour long speed weight lifting class tonight that I'm right certain will kill me. Haven't lifted weights since March. I won't be able to wipe my own fanny tomorrow.

You're going to be in agony tomorrow.A tip: suck down as much protein as possible tonight. Tuna, milk, there's a joke in here about sex but I'm too brainfarted to make it.

I'm more worried about the day after tomorrow...Which is going to really suck because I have the same class on Thursday. Can anybody fax me some Oxy?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I have an hour long speed weight lifting class tonight that I'm right certain will kill me. Haven't lifted weights since March. I won't be able to wipe my own fanny tomorrow.

You're going to be in agony tomorrow.A tip: suck down as much protein as possible tonight. Tuna, milk, there's a joke in here about sex but I'm too brainfarted to make it.

I'm more worried about the day after tomorrow...Which is going to really suck because I have the same class on Thursday. Can anybody fax me some Oxy?

Seriously, swing by your local GMC and buy a bottle of this stuff called "Isopure." It looks like fruit punch, but is really flavored whey. 40 grams worth of protein. It will help minimize the soreness tomorrow. Isopure is also easy on the stomach. Won't give you the farts like other whey drinks, ruining your chances at the sex at night.

 

[General Malaise]

I have an hour long speed weight lifting class tonight that I'm right certain will kill me. Haven't lifted weights since March. I won't be able to wipe my own fanny tomorrow.

You're going to be in agony tomorrow.A tip: suck down as much protein as possible tonight. Tuna, milk, there's a joke in here about sex but I'm too brainfarted to make it.

I'm more worried about the day after tomorrow...Which is going to really suck because I have the same class on Thursday. Can anybody fax me some Oxy?

Seriously, swing by your local GMC and buy a bottle of this stuff called "Isopure." It looks like fruit punch, but is really flavored whey. 40 grams worth of protein. It will help minimize the soreness tomorrow. Isopure is also easy on the stomach. Won't give you the farts like other whey drinks, ruining your chances at the sex at night.

Pretty sure a fetus is ruining my chances at teh night sex right now, GB. Is this stuff expensive? I have a hard time spending money on myself unless it's booze, smoke, wagers or a vast variety of Rite Aid butters.

I did this same class for a year and it didn't kill me. I just have had a long long layoff, so know what's in store for me.

I wouldn't mind taking something that helps me with the lifting, though. I have no desire to look like James Harrison, but I would like to tone up a little and tend to get tired at the end of long reps/sets. What do you recommend for this? I want something like steroids. I want to be able to rip apart phone books for not having numbers like Klondike Five, OH-Duce-Betty.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I thought everyone can rip apart phone books? It's science.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

lol

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I have an hour long speed weight lifting class tonight that I'm right certain will kill me. Haven't lifted weights since March. I won't be able to wipe my own fanny tomorrow.

You're going to be in agony tomorrow.A tip: suck down as much protein as possible tonight. Tuna, milk, there's a joke in here about sex but I'm too brainfarted to make it.

I'm more worried about the day after tomorrow...Which is going to really suck because I have the same class on Thursday. Can anybody fax me some Oxy?

Seriously, swing by your local GMC and buy a bottle of this stuff called "Isopure." It looks like fruit punch, but is really flavored whey. 40 grams worth of protein. It will help minimize the soreness tomorrow. Isopure is also easy on the stomach. Won't give you the farts like other whey drinks, ruining your chances at the sex at night.

Pretty sure a fetus is ruining my chances at teh night sex right now, GB. Is this stuff expensive? I have a hard time spending money on myself unless it's booze, smoke, wagers or a vast variety of Rite Aid butters.

I did this same class for a year and it didn't kill me. I just have had a long long layoff, so know what's in store for me.

I wouldn't mind taking something that helps me with the lifting, though. I have no desire to look like James Harrison, but I would like to tone up a little and tend to get tired at the end of long reps/sets. What do you recommend for this? I want something like steroids. I want to be able to rip apart phone books for not having numbers like Klondike Five, OH-Duce-Betty.

To buy it by single bottles, it's like $3-4 a bottle.If you're serious and want to keep taking the stuff, you can buy a drum of powder for $50. I lift 3 days a week and go through a drum in 2 months or so.

I've also noticed a huge difference between when I'm taking the stuff and when I'm not. Protein right after a workout is key.

Ok. We can return to video game and masturbation chat now.

 

[General Malaise]

I have an hour long speed weight lifting class tonight that I'm right certain will kill me. Haven't lifted weights since March. I won't be able to wipe my own fanny tomorrow.

You're going to be in agony tomorrow.A tip: suck down as much protein as possible tonight. Tuna, milk, there's a joke in here about sex but I'm too brainfarted to make it.

I'm more worried about the day after tomorrow...Which is going to really suck because I have the same class on Thursday. Can anybody fax me some Oxy?

Seriously, swing by your local GMC and buy a bottle of this stuff called "Isopure." It looks like fruit punch, but is really flavored whey. 40 grams worth of protein. It will help minimize the soreness tomorrow. Isopure is also easy on the stomach. Won't give you the farts like other whey drinks, ruining your chances at the sex at night.

Pretty sure a fetus is ruining my chances at teh night sex right now, GB. Is this stuff expensive? I have a hard time spending money on myself unless it's booze, smoke, wagers or a vast variety of Rite Aid butters.

I did this same class for a year and it didn't kill me. I just have had a long long layoff, so know what's in store for me.

I wouldn't mind taking something that helps me with the lifting, though. I have no desire to look like James Harrison, but I would like to tone up a little and tend to get tired at the end of long reps/sets. What do you recommend for this? I want something like steroids. I want to be able to rip apart phone books for not having numbers like Klondike Five, OH-Duce-Betty.

To buy it by single bottles, it's like $3-4 a bottle.If you're serious and want to keep taking the stuff, you can buy a drum of powder for $50. I lift 3 days a week and go through a drum in 2 months or so.

I've also noticed a huge difference between when I'm taking the stuff and when I'm not. Protein right after a workout is key.

Ok. We can return to video game and masturbation chat now.

What are your thoughts on NO-Explode?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

How about just eating a bunch of ham post-workout?

 

[urbanhack]

I have an hour long speed weight lifting class tonight that I'm right certain will kill me. Haven't lifted weights since March. I won't be able to wipe my own fanny tomorrow.

You're going to be in agony tomorrow.A tip: suck down as much protein as possible tonight. Tuna, milk, there's a joke in here about sex but I'm too brainfarted to make it.

I'm more worried about the day after tomorrow...Which is going to really suck because I have the same class on Thursday. Can anybody fax me some Oxy?

Seriously, swing by your local GMC and buy a bottle of this stuff called "Isopure." It looks like fruit punch, but is really flavored whey. 40 grams worth of protein. It will help minimize the soreness tomorrow. Isopure is also easy on the stomach. Won't give you the farts like other whey drinks, ruining your chances at the sex at night.

I wouldn't mind taking something that helps me with the lifting, though.

N0eXPLoDE!!!

 

[General Malaise]

How about just eating a bunch of ham post-workout?

lolz...i'll just keep a leg of ham in my pocket and take bites during muscle group changes.

 

[General Malaise]

I have an hour long speed weight lifting class tonight that I'm right certain will kill me. Haven't lifted weights since March. I won't be able to wipe my own fanny tomorrow.

You're going to be in agony tomorrow.A tip: suck down as much protein as possible tonight. Tuna, milk, there's a joke in here about sex but I'm too brainfarted to make it.

I'm more worried about the day after tomorrow...Which is going to really suck because I have the same class on Thursday. Can anybody fax me some Oxy?

Seriously, swing by your local GMC and buy a bottle of this stuff called "Isopure." It looks like fruit punch, but is really flavored whey. 40 grams worth of protein. It will help minimize the soreness tomorrow. Isopure is also easy on the stomach. Won't give you the farts like other whey drinks, ruining your chances at the sex at night.

I wouldn't mind taking something that helps me with the lifting, though.

N0eXPLoDE!!!

My co-worker suggested that one. Dude's a body builder and said that's what he takes. I had to suppress the giggles.

He's our trader and I've worked with him for almost 10 years now. We were at Touchstone together. Great guy, but he borders on obssessive. For the last 4 years, he has been getting up at 3am, goes to the gym, works out, showers and is at his desk by 4:40am every day. I've never met anybody quite like him. I certainly don't have his will power.

Well...looks like I'm heading the GMC, which is a store I have never once set foot into.

 

[Tecumseh]

Someone on FB that I share 1st and last names with is friending everyone he can find with the same name. I checked his friends list, and so far there are 18 of us. Not sure why, but I absolutely love this shtick.

 

[mr. furley]

Furley> THE Weasels burned down on nye. oursout40:

:deadbanana:

He got shot last year. And now his "gentlemen's establishment" burns down on NYE? Pretty sure he did it himself:betterstrippersthanheyward:

 

[mr. furley]

And Andrews? Knelt down at his alter and ate his chili.

i thought you said she blew his whistle

 

[YSR]

GM, grab some glutamine while you're at GNC. Mr. YSR does a good bit of lifting and P90X and swears by it for muscle recovery.

 

[mr. furley]

interesting choice by the studio to use use what's basically a Bloods anthem to promote the new Marky Mark movie

 

[Captain Placeholder]

GM, grab some glutamine while you're at GNC. Mr. YSR does a good bit of lifting and P90X and swears by it for muscle recovery.

For sure get some glutamine powder

 

[Captain Placeholder]

Gf took the kid to the mall so now I'm drinking keystone light in my underwear watching tosh.0

 

[YSR]

GM, grab some glutamine while you're at GNC. Mr. YSR does a good bit of lifting and P90X and swears by it for muscle recovery.

For sure get some glutamine powder

Yep, the powder. We spoon about a teaspoonful into a juice glass of Gatorade (to help with the taste).

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

just got some drink tickets in the mail from Southwest. They have an expiration date on them. The ones I had in the past did not have an expiration date, but apparently those were discontinued.

Either way,