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'heckmanm said:
'Drifter said:
Marketing at its finest illustrated here. The Slanket was actually first. The Snuggie is the knockoff at a cheaper price with better advertising. Perhaps if they had featured people crapping in them, they would have won the war.
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That woman "struggling" to answer the phone with a blanket on at the beginning is hiarious. May be nothing funnier in the world than the horrible acting of having difficultly doing ordinary things in "as seen on TV" product commercials.
 
My favorites:0:14 woman distressed over first ever encounter with a seat belt

0:53 brownies impossible to cut

1:09 woman misses mouth with spoon

1:18 woman beyond exhaustion making hamburger patties

1:21 man nonchalantly shakes head at can of paint pouring all over floor

 
damn, that's an extensive and thorough list....also enjoyed all the people who struggled to put food in their mouths...and i don't mean because they were poor.
 
***GMTAN text list alert***

Have your phones charged and ready for incoming messages this evening. I think this night could end up being either very good or very bad. But either way it will be highly entertaining.

Heavy drinking is guaranteed and there is strong potential for my worlds to be colliding and me ending up regretting this night. But for now, I'm just looking forward to it. Some background on tonight:

So I'm still fully aboard the "22-Year Old Train Ride of Epic Fun" and I thank God, Allah, Tebow and Yoda for this everyday. Other than a work/Chamber function, her and I have never been in a public place together, we are always safely hidden away in my house and no one other than my GMTAN family knows about her and I. But tonight we are both going to the same bar. This was totally unplanned, I knew that she might be going out with girlfriend and I wasn't planning on doing anything (other than hoping she'd be stopping by my place on her way home) I'm kinda friends with a guy who she works with (he's kind of a weasel and he has unsuccessfully been trying to get in her pants for months now) and this guy asked me if I wanted to go out for a couple beers with him and another mutual friend. Now the weasel kinda thinks there might be something going on with me and the 22 year old (who Homer affectionately refers to as the "Double Deuce") but he's never said anything to me about it. He has mentioned it to her because she told him that she kinda hung out with me the first night I saw her at the bar weeks ago. Its kinda funny that he has actually been bad mouthing me to her in hopes that she wont have any interest in me (he's really more of a weasel than a friend) Anyways, I asked 22 year-old what her plan was for tonight and she said she was staying home because she was exhausted so I told her I was going out with the weasel and another guy. Without knowing, the Weasel suggested we go to the bar that the 22 year old was supposed to go to. I told 22 year old this and now she is going to the bar with her girlfriend. 22 year old is not a big fan of the Weasel and she wants to flirt with me in front of him to make him mad and embarrass him. I like this plan because I don't really like the Weasel and I like the 22 year old flirting with me.

Now here is where it could get interesting. The 3rd guy that is going out with me and the Weasel (we'll call him Lumpy) has a connection to a girl that I work with. You may recall a few months ago I posted about a drunken night that I hooked up with a co-worker (I referred to our kitchen sex as Spud Webb boxing out John Stockton). That girl is about 25 years old and has made it very clear that she would love to continue the "team building activities" with me. I've done nothing with her since that drunken night. I believe I referred to her as "Liz" in that other post. So Liz called me a little while ago to say that Lumpy had invited her and another girl to meet up for drinks with Weasel, Lumpy and myself. Liz has never told anyone about the drunken hook up with me and she mentioned that she doesn't want anyone that is there tonight to know about "us". Of course I'm thinking, "there is NO us you freak". Weasel and Lumpy suspect that Liz and I shacked up that night but I deny it. Also, Liz is a very loud and aggressive drunk and though she doesn't know the 22 year old, she knows thru work that she's the "young cute girl that does marketing at the Credit Union". Which means she's jealous of her for being younger and "cuter" than her.

Now Weasel and Lumpy don't know that I've been sleeping with the 22 year old or that I drunkenly slept with Drunk Liz (though they suspect it) So tonight the 22 year old will be flirting with me to embarrass Weasel which will probably make Drunk Liz upset. Drunk Liz has been texting me for the last hour hinting about needing to crash at my place tonight. My plan is to end up at home with the 22 year old (which is also the 22 year old's plan) I can already sense the weird and awkward tension at the bar tonight and the possibility of Drunk Liz making a scene. I should probably avoid this whole situation, but instead, I'm going to drink like Arthur Bach and sit back and watch the show. I can't wait to regret this tomorrow.

Oh and Tanner, please make sure your inbox is available for me later tonight.

 
So my wife is in her 11th year teaching. When she was a senior in college she student taught in a 2nd grade class in rural PA. She's kept in touch with a few of the girls by writing back and forth with them since then.

The one girl is now a year removed from high school, married for a year, and pregnant with her second kid.

She sent my wife a picture of herself and her family and I almost crapped my pants. They posed for a family photo in full out ICP gettup. Black lipstick, black eyeliner, piercings, the whole thing. Even the baby had an ICP shirt on and black lipstick.

People in the sticks are weird.

 
'Gadzooks said:
***GMTAN text list alert***

Have your phones charged and ready for incoming messages this evening. I think this night could end up being either very good or very bad. But either way it will be highly entertaining.

Heavy drinking is guaranteed and there is strong potential for my worlds to be colliding and me ending up regretting this night. But for now, I'm just looking forward to it. Some background on tonight:

So I'm still fully aboard the "22-Year Old Train Ride of Epic Fun" and I thank God, Allah, Tebow and Yoda for this everyday. Other than a work/Chamber function, her and I have never been in a public place together, we are always safely hidden away in my house and no one other than my GMTAN family knows about her and I. But tonight we are both going to the same bar. This was totally unplanned, I knew that she might be going out with girlfriend and I wasn't planning on doing anything (other than hoping she'd be stopping by my place on her way home) I'm kinda friends with a guy who she works with (he's kind of a weasel and he has unsuccessfully been trying to get in her pants for months now) and this guy asked me if I wanted to go out for a couple beers with him and another mutual friend. Now the weasel kinda thinks there might be something going on with me and the 22 year old (who Homer affectionately refers to as the "Double Deuce") but he's never said anything to me about it. He has mentioned it to her because she told him that she kinda hung out with me the first night I saw her at the bar weeks ago. Its kinda funny that he has actually been bad mouthing me to her in hopes that she wont have any interest in me (he's really more of a weasel than a friend) Anyways, I asked 22 year-old what her plan was for tonight and she said she was staying home because she was exhausted so I told her I was going out with the weasel and another guy. Without knowing, the Weasel suggested we go to the bar that the 22 year old was supposed to go to. I told 22 year old this and now she is going to the bar with her girlfriend. 22 year old is not a big fan of the Weasel and she wants to flirt with me in front of him to make him mad and embarrass him. I like this plan because I don't really like the Weasel and I like the 22 year old flirting with me.

Now here is where it could get interesting. The 3rd guy that is going out with me and the Weasel (we'll call him Lumpy) has a connection to a girl that I work with. You may recall a few months ago I posted about a drunken night that I hooked up with a co-worker (I referred to our kitchen sex as Spud Webb boxing out John Stockton). That girl is about 25 years old and has made it very clear that she would love to continue the "team building activities" with me. I've done nothing with her since that drunken night. I believe I referred to her as "Liz" in that other post. So Liz called me a little while ago to say that Lumpy had invited her and another girl to meet up for drinks with Weasel, Lumpy and myself. Liz has never told anyone about the drunken hook up with me and she mentioned that she doesn't want anyone that is there tonight to know about "us". Of course I'm thinking, "there is NO us you freak". Weasel and Lumpy suspect that Liz and I shacked up that night but I deny it. Also, Liz is a very loud and aggressive drunk and though she doesn't know the 22 year old, she knows thru work that she's the "young cute girl that does marketing at the Credit Union". Which means she's jealous of her for being younger and "cuter" than her.

Now Weasel and Lumpy don't know that I've been sleeping with the 22 year old or that I drunkenly slept with Drunk Liz (though they suspect it) So tonight the 22 year old will be flirting with me to embarrass Weasel which will probably make Drunk Liz upset. Drunk Liz has been texting me for the last hour hinting about needing to crash at my place tonight. My plan is to end up at home with the 22 year old (which is also the 22 year old's plan) I can already sense the weird and awkward tension at the bar tonight and the possibility of Drunk Liz making a scene. I should probably avoid this whole situation, but instead, I'm going to drink like Arthur Bach and sit back and watch the show. I can't wait to regret this tomorrow.

Oh and Tanner, please make sure your inbox is available for me later tonight.
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God bless small town America!
 
Apparently 10 is the maximum number of people that I can send a group text to? Is this true? Can any I-phone users help me with this issue? After multiple PMs over the last hour, I've added a few numbers but I can only send a text to 10 people at once. I feel like I'm doing something wrong here. Someone guide me through this, preferably someone other than GM, no offense but your blank text replies make me question your texting knowledge.

 
Thoprawishes requested for my boyfriend, Sammy Watkins, and the rest of the Clemson Tigers tonight. :scared:

 
'Gadzooks said:
Apparently 10 is the maximum number of people that I can send a group text to? Is this true? Can any I-phone users help me with this issue? After multiple PMs over the last hour, I've added a few numbers but I can only send a text to 10 people at once. I feel like I'm doing something wrong here. Someone guide me through this, preferably someone other than GM, no offense but your blank text replies make me question your texting knowledge.
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Pm'd my to hopefully get added to text list
 
There are some apps that let you group text for iPhone, but most are not free. Android prolly has something comparable. HTH

 
'Gadzooks said:
Apparently 10 is the maximum number of people that I can send a group text to? Is this true? Can any I-phone users help me with this issue? After multiple PMs over the last hour, I've added a few numbers but I can only send a text to 10 people at once. I feel like I'm doing something wrong here. Someone guide me through this, preferably someone other than GM, no offense but your blank text replies make me question your texting knowledge.
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other much easier option is setting up a private twitter account
 
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'Tiger Fan said:
'Gadzooks said:
Apparently 10 is the maximum number of people that I can send a group text to? Is this true? Can any I-phone users help me with this issue? After multiple PMs over the last hour, I've added a few numbers but I can only send a text to 10 people at once. I feel like I'm doing something wrong here. Someone guide me through this, preferably someone other than GM, no offense but your blank text replies make me question your texting knowledge.
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other much easier option is setting up a private twitter account
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yes....yes. i like this idea.
 
'kevzilla said:
Thoprawishes for YSR, and anybody nearby at whatever bar she's watching the game. :banned:
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That would be BW3.And it might not be pretty. My husband didn't even accompany me because I couldn't guarantee that I would maintain a "good attitude." Psssh.

 
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