GM's thread about nothing (17 Viewers)

[-fish-]

Really wishing I would've bet that over, YSR.

Told you.

Your constant "we're going to get screwed in the end" qualifiers scared me off.

The over was not.in question, gb. Clemson covering the three was.

WVU +3, IMO.

I should have listened. It was 3-1 against you. (YSR, Frosty, Tat all dead to me)

I don't get it...if Dana Holdsgardener were a GMTANNER, he'd make Homer, Zooks, Thorn and Rover look like amateur boozers. He would be treated like the Ewoks treated C3PO in here. The guy got kicked out of a freaking casino for being drunk. A casino! I'm pretty sure I've had pit bosses prop me up Weekend at Bernies style to continue gambling at their tables. And this guy gets booted? He's in the Drunk Guy Hall of Fame. How can you bet against a guy like that?

I had a friend so drunk at Caesar's in Vegas that he couldn't find the elevators, so he kept wandering back to the casino floor. He couldn't remain upright at the blackjack table so they stuck him in a wheelchair and moved him to a handicapped-friendly table.Getting kicked out of a casino--first ballot drunkard HOF

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Really wishing I would've bet that over, YSR.

Told you.

Your constant "we're going to get screwed in the end" qualifiers scared me off.

The over was not.in question, gb. Clemson covering the three was.

WVU +3, IMO.

I should have listened. It was 3-1 against you. (YSR, Frosty, Tat all dead to me)

I don't get it...if Dana Holdsgardener were a GMTANNER, he'd make Homer, Zooks, Thorn and Rover look like amateur boozers. He would be treated like the Ewoks treated C3PO in here. The guy got kicked out of a freaking casino for being drunk. A casino! I'm pretty sure I've had pit bosses prop me up Weekend at Bernies style to continue gambling at their tables. And this guy gets booted? He's in the Drunk Guy Hall of Fame. How can you bet against a guy like that?

I got kicked out of the Imperial Palace with about a grand in bets on the craps table. They just pushed my chips back to me and politely asked me to leave. Trouble brewed when THEY WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME GO TO MY OWN ROOM!!!! I had to leave the friggin premises. I still have no idea what I said to the dealers to get that kind of treatment. :(

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

BTW> I've been kicked out of the Plaza downtown at 8am before. Had security and the cops there.

 

[-fish-]

Really wishing I would've bet that over, YSR.

Told you.

Your constant "we're going to get screwed in the end" qualifiers scared me off.

The over was not.in question, gb. Clemson covering the three was.

WVU +3, IMO.

I should have listened. It was 3-1 against you. (YSR, Frosty, Tat all dead to me)

I don't get it...if Dana Holdsgardener were a GMTANNER, he'd make Homer, Zooks, Thorn and Rover look like amateur boozers. He would be treated like the Ewoks treated C3PO in here. The guy got kicked out of a freaking casino for being drunk. A casino! I'm pretty sure I've had pit bosses prop me up Weekend at Bernies style to continue gambling at their tables. And this guy gets booted? He's in the Drunk Guy Hall of Fame. How can you bet against a guy like that?

I got kicked out of the Imperial Palace with about a grand in bets on the craps table. They just pushed my chips back to me and politely asked me to leave. Trouble brewed when THEY WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME GO TO MY OWN ROOM!!!! I had to leave the friggin premises. I still have no idea what I said to the dealers to get that kind of treatment. :(

I would like to get a videographer, a driver and a caddy and go drinking with Homer. How can I make this happen?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Really wishing I would've bet that over, YSR.

Told you.

Your constant "we're going to get screwed in the end" qualifiers scared me off.

The over was not.in question, gb. Clemson covering the three was.

WVU +3, IMO.

I should have listened. It was 3-1 against you. (YSR, Frosty, Tat all dead to me)

I don't get it...if Dana Holdsgardener were a GMTANNER, he'd make Homer, Zooks, Thorn and Rover look like amateur boozers. He would be treated like the Ewoks treated C3PO in here. The guy got kicked out of a freaking casino for being drunk. A casino! I'm pretty sure I've had pit bosses prop me up Weekend at Bernies style to continue gambling at their tables. And this guy gets booted? He's in the Drunk Guy Hall of Fame. How can you bet against a guy like that?

I had a friend so drunk at Caesar's in Vegas that he couldn't find the elevators, so he kept wandering back to the casino floor. He couldn't remain upright at the blackjack table so they stuck him in a wheelchair and moved him to a handicapped-friendly table.Getting kicked out of a casino--first ballot drunkard HOF

Yeah. People who get kicked out of casinos for being too drunk are losers.Definitely.

Can't believe those people.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Really wishing I would've bet that over, YSR.

Told you.

Your constant "we're going to get screwed in the end" qualifiers scared me off.

The over was not.in question, gb. Clemson covering the three was.

WVU +3, IMO.

I should have listened. It was 3-1 against you. (YSR, Frosty, Tat all dead to me)

I don't get it...if Dana Holdsgardener were a GMTANNER, he'd make Homer, Zooks, Thorn and Rover look like amateur boozers. He would be treated like the Ewoks treated C3PO in here. The guy got kicked out of a freaking casino for being drunk. A casino! I'm pretty sure I've had pit bosses prop me up Weekend at Bernies style to continue gambling at their tables. And this guy gets booted? He's in the Drunk Guy Hall of Fame. How can you bet against a guy like that?

I got kicked out of the Imperial Palace with about a grand in bets on the craps table. They just pushed my chips back to me and politely asked me to leave. Trouble brewed when THEY WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME GO TO MY OWN ROOM!!!! I had to leave the friggin premises. I still have no idea what I said to the dealers to get that kind of treatment. :(

I would like to get a videographer, a driver and a caddy and go drinking with Homer. How can I make this happen?

Part of the drinking experience with Homer is having him drive you home at the end of the night. Definitely don't pass on that.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Really wishing I would've bet that over, YSR.

Told you.

Your constant "we're going to get screwed in the end" qualifiers scared me off.

The over was not.in question, gb. Clemson covering the three was.

WVU +3, IMO.

I should have listened. It was 3-1 against you. (YSR, Frosty, Tat all dead to me)

I don't get it...if Dana Holdsgardener were a GMTANNER, he'd make Homer, Zooks, Thorn and Rover look like amateur boozers. He would be treated like the Ewoks treated C3PO in here. The guy got kicked out of a freaking casino for being drunk. A casino! I'm pretty sure I've had pit bosses prop me up Weekend at Bernies style to continue gambling at their tables. And this guy gets booted? He's in the Drunk Guy Hall of Fame. How can you bet against a guy like that?

I got kicked out of the Imperial Palace with about a grand in bets on the craps table. They just pushed my chips back to me and politely asked me to leave. Trouble brewed when THEY WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME GO TO MY OWN ROOM!!!! I had to leave the friggin premises. I still have no idea what I said to the dealers to get that kind of treatment. :(

I would like to get a videographer, a driver and a caddy and go drinking with Homer. How can I make this happen?

Part of the drinking experience with Homer is having him drive you home at the end of the night. Definitely don't pass on that.

Dude, who stays 20 friggin miles outside of downtown? You're just lucky you didn't offer some spooning.

 

[General Malaise]

Forrest> I think I entered your thing...rt not very tretuitive. Money sent too. HOLLA!

Do you want me to look at your roster and make sure you're all square? As long as you have 9 slots filled and are meeting all your minimum requirements (1 QB/2RB/2WR etc) you should be good to go. Just remember your Flex can be anything, including QB and DEF. No silly restrictions in this league. Submit your line-up when you are ready....I'll double check to make sure everybody has done this.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Forrest> I think I entered your thing...rt not very tretuitive. Money sent too. HOLLA!

Do you want me to look at your roster and make sure you're all square? As long as you have 9 slots filled and are meeting all your minimum requirements (1 QB/2RB/2WR etc) you should be good to go. Just remember your Flex can be anything, including QB and DEF. No silly restrictions in this league. Submit your line-up when you are ready....I'll double check to make sure everybody has done this.

I think I got it, but I'd take a discount double-check. I did set my lineup.

 

[General Malaise]

I think Tre and Homer owe us some stories.

 

[General Malaise]

Forrest> I think I entered your thing...rt not very tretuitive. Money sent too. HOLLA!

Do you want me to look at your roster and make sure you're all square? As long as you have 9 slots filled and are meeting all your minimum requirements (1 QB/2RB/2WR etc) you should be good to go. Just remember your Flex can be anything, including QB and DEF. No silly restrictions in this league. Submit your line-up when you are ready....I'll double check to make sure everybody has done this.

I think I got it, but I'd take a discount double-check. I did set my lineup.

As long as you have Tebow on your roster, you're golden.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Dude, who stays 20 friggin miles outside of downtown? You're just lucky you didn't offer some spooning.

Somebody who's working 20 friggin miles outside of downtown?"Dude, don't worry about it. Just find a way down here. I'll get you back."

 

[General Malaise]

maybe we should use Tumblr instead?

Are you just making words up now?

 

[Dirkswish]

I'm using FFA threads to make sure my dates are correct on court documents for my divorce. And who said this place is just a sewer? It's a valuable resource to be used within the legal system.

 

[Tecumseh]

Really wishing I would've bet that over, YSR.

Told you.

Your constant "we're going to get screwed in the end" qualifiers scared me off.

The over was not.in question, gb. Clemson covering the three was.

WVU +3, IMO.

I should have listened. It was 3-1 against you. (YSR, Frosty, Tat all dead to me)

I don't get it...if Dana Holdsgardener were a GMTANNER, he'd make Homer, Zooks, Thorn and Rover look like amateur boozers. He would be treated like the Ewoks treated C3PO in here. The guy got kicked out of a freaking casino for being drunk. A casino! I'm pretty sure I've had pit bosses prop me up Weekend at Bernies style to continue gambling at their tables. And this guy gets booted? He's in the Drunk Guy Hall of Fame. How can you bet against a guy like that?

I got kicked out of the Imperial Palace with about a grand in bets on the craps table. They just pushed my chips back to me and politely asked me to leave. Trouble brewed when THEY WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME GO TO MY OWN ROOM!!!! I had to leave the friggin premises. I still have no idea what I said to the dealers to get that kind of treatment. :(

I wish I could tell a story as well as GM or Zooks, et al, but here goes: On my bachelor party weekend in Biloxi, my buddy got kicked out of the IP. He had been in one particular seat playing blackjack for about 10 hours. During that time, if someone had to use the restroom, they simply got up and went, and the dealer would hold their seat/watch their chips. Apparently this doesn't fly for the dayshift, so when my friend had to take a leak, the dealer told him he had to take his chips and surrender his seat. 54 gazillion jack and cokes into the session, this new development was very unwelcome. My friend lost his mind, tried to flip the table, and failing that, broke a chair instead. When the pitboss walked off to call the cops, my buddy disappeared. When I found him, he was standing in a glassed-in cafe in plain sight at 7am with a chili dog in each hand, a huge smile, and chili all over his face like a toddler, watching the cops search for him. He's telling the cafe worker, VERY loudly "THERE'S ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, COPS. SIX 'EFFIN COPS OUT THERE LOOKING FOR ME!!" Then proceeded to start cackling like a mad man. I somehow managed to get him out of the casino unseen, and threw him into our van, where he promptly passed out (while still holding on to his chili dogs, with the chili all over his face).On the ride back to Atlanta, still drunk, he got the cops called on us again by telling the young ebony sandwich artist at Subway how he had always wanted to perform a certain prison act involving jelly on a black girl.

 

[shuke]

Jesus Christ. We already have the actual GMTAN, texts, I'm fb friends with a few of you, there's e, the fb GMTAN group with like 50 members, and now I gotta get on twitter? WHERE DOES IT END???

www.gmtan.org

Oh. My. God.

I don't get this.And I certainly don't get what I'm supposed to be doing with Twitter. Confusing, this new year of ours.

I quit. Going back to books and television.

What is there to "get"? Type www.gmtan.org into a browser window.

 

[YSR]

So, I fixed my FIL's computer today.

Problem is, I found a website that was really helping me, and when I went into my history to bring it back up, I had to scan through the other history. Mostly Craigslist, ESPN, Comcast email, etc. But there's one entry that has me a little horrified. I don't want to go to this site, though. Anyone in here not care about their browser history? I'll PM the site address (language filter would catch it here).

 

[shuke]

As long as you have 9 slots filled

She said?

 

[Tecumseh]

So, I fixed my FIL's computer today. Problem is, I found a website that was really helping me, and when I went into my history to bring it back up, I had to scan through the other history. Mostly Craigslist, ESPN, Comcast email, etc. But there's one entry that has me a little horrified. I don't want to go to this site, though. Anyone in here not care about their browser history? I'll PM the site address (language filter would catch it here).

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Dude, who stays 20 friggin miles outside of downtown? You're just lucky you didn't offer some spooning.

Somebody who's working 20 friggin miles outside of downtown?"Dude, don't worry about it. Just find a way down here. I'll get you back."

Well you got back, didn't you? Just be thankful I didn't have a cooler in the car. Wait, I didn't, did I?

 

[YSR]

So, I fixed my FIL's computer today. Problem is, I found a website that was really helping me, and when I went into my history to bring it back up, I had to scan through the other history. Mostly Craigslist, ESPN, Comcast email, etc. But there's one entry that has me a little horrified. I don't want to go to this site, though. Anyone in here not care about their browser history? I'll PM the site address (language filter would catch it here).

Sent.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Dude, who stays 20 friggin miles outside of downtown? You're just lucky you didn't offer some spooning.

Somebody who's working 20 friggin miles outside of downtown?"Dude, don't worry about it. Just find a way down here. I'll get you back."

Well you got back, didn't you? Just be thankful I didn't have a cooler in the car. Wait, I didn't, did I?

I was get-kicked-out-of-a-casino drunk by that point.

 

[Tecumseh]

So, I fixed my FIL's computer today. Problem is, I found a website that was really helping me, and when I went into my history to bring it back up, I had to scan through the other history. Mostly Craigslist, ESPN, Comcast email, etc. But there's one entry that has me a little horrified. I don't want to go to this site, though. Anyone in here not care about their browser history? I'll PM the site address (language filter would catch it here).

Sent.

True news mixed with cop humor. Straight. In-depth. To the point.

What a disappointment.

 

[General Malaise]

Anyway we can register Tecumseh's buddy in here? Move over, Homer.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

shavedlong#### imo

ETA: Yeah, um, or not on that language filter thing.

 

[YSR]

So, I fixed my FIL's computer today. Problem is, I found a website that was really helping me, and when I went into my history to bring it back up, I had to scan through the other history. Mostly Craigslist, ESPN, Comcast email, etc. But there's one entry that has me a little horrified. I don't want to go to this site, though. Anyone in here not care about their browser history? I'll PM the site address (language filter would catch it here).

Sent.

True news mixed with cop humor. Straight. In-depth. To the point.

What a relief.

 

[General Malaise]

Jesus Christ. We already have the actual GMTAN, texts, I'm fb friends with a few of you, there's e, the fb GMTAN group with like 50 members, and now I gotta get on twitter? WHERE DOES IT END???

www.gmtan.org

Oh. My. God.

I don't get this.And I certainly don't get what I'm supposed to be doing with Twitter. Confusing, this new year of ours.

I quit. Going back to books and television.

What is there to "get"? Type www.gmtan.org into a browser window.

I did. It redirects me here.

 

[YSR]

shavedlong#### imo

I don't even want to know how you knew that.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

shavedlong#### imoETA: Yeah, um, or not on that language filter thing.

also lolZ

 

[shuke]

Jesus Christ. We already have the actual GMTAN, texts, I'm fb friends with a few of you, there's e, the fb GMTAN group with like 50 members, and now I gotta get on twitter? WHERE DOES IT END???

www.gmtan.org

Oh. My. God.

I don't get this.And I certainly don't get what I'm supposed to be doing with Twitter. Confusing, this new year of ours.

I quit. Going back to books and television.

What is there to "get"? Type www.gmtan.org into a browser window.

I did. It redirects me here.

And that's not awesome because...?

 

[General Malaise]

Jesus Christ. We already have the actual GMTAN, texts, I'm fb friends with a few of you, there's e, the fb GMTAN group with like 50 members, and now I gotta get on twitter? WHERE DOES IT END???

www.gmtan.org

Oh. My. God.

I don't get this.And I certainly don't get what I'm supposed to be doing with Twitter. Confusing, this new year of ours.

I quit. Going back to books and television.

What is there to "get"? Type www.gmtan.org into a browser window.

I did. It redirects me here.

And that's not awesome because...?

BECAUSE I'M ALREADY HERE!!!!Would you buy a time machine to take you exactly where you are now?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Jesus Christ. We already have the actual GMTAN, texts, I'm fb friends with a few of you, there's e, the fb GMTAN group with like 50 members, and now I gotta get on twitter? WHERE DOES IT END???

www.gmtan.org

Oh. My. God.

I don't get this.And I certainly don't get what I'm supposed to be doing with Twitter. Confusing, this new year of ours.

I quit. Going back to books and television.

What is there to "get"? Type www.gmtan.org into a browser window.

I did. It redirects me here.

And that's not awesome because...?

BECAUSE I'M ALREADY HERE!!!!Would you buy a time machine to take you exactly where you are now?

You do know it works from other places, too, right?

 

[General Malaise]

Jesus Christ. We already have the actual GMTAN, texts, I'm fb friends with a few of you, there's e, the fb GMTAN group with like 50 members, and now I gotta get on twitter? WHERE DOES IT END???

www.gmtan.org

Oh. My. God.

I don't get this.And I certainly don't get what I'm supposed to be doing with Twitter. Confusing, this new year of ours.

I quit. Going back to books and television.

What is there to "get"? Type www.gmtan.org into a browser window.

I did. It redirects me here.

And that's not awesome because...?

BECAUSE I'M ALREADY HERE!!!!Would you buy a time machine to take you exactly where you are now?

You do know it works from other places, too, right?

So it's a mirror site for people who can't get on at work?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I think my eye just started twitching.

 

[shuke]

Jesus Christ. We already have the actual GMTAN, texts, I'm fb friends with a few of you, there's e, the fb GMTAN group with like 50 members, and now I gotta get on twitter? WHERE DOES IT END???

www.gmtan.org

Oh. My. God.

I don't get this.And I certainly don't get what I'm supposed to be doing with Twitter. Confusing, this new year of ours.

I quit. Going back to books and television.

What is there to "get"? Type www.gmtan.org into a browser window.

I did. It redirects me here.

And that's not awesome because...?

BECAUSE I'M ALREADY HERE!!!!Would you buy a time machine to take you exactly where you are now?

This thread now has it's own facebook page, twitter feed, and unique domain name. Not this site, this thread.

This is above and beyond anything you could have ever hoped for with the GM frat.

 

[Sarnoff]

Some days, I want to murder my co-workers. Does this sort of crap happen at anybody else's office? Bunch of lazy turds at my work....

Victoria's Secret? What kind of animal skeets in the work bathroom?

When I was touring colleges in the mid-90s, I almost put Hofstra at the top of my list because the student radio station's mens room had magazine racks in the stalls with the most recent issues of Penthouse.

 

[General Malaise]

Jesus Christ. We already have the actual GMTAN, texts, I'm fb friends with a few of you, there's e, the fb GMTAN group with like 50 members, and now I gotta get on twitter? WHERE DOES IT END???

www.gmtan.org

Oh. My. God.

I don't get this.And I certainly don't get what I'm supposed to be doing with Twitter. Confusing, this new year of ours.

I quit. Going back to books and television.

What is there to "get"? Type www.gmtan.org into a browser window.

I did. It redirects me here.

And that's not awesome because...?

BECAUSE I'M ALREADY HERE!!!!Would you buy a time machine to take you exactly where you are now?

This thread now has it's own facebook page, twitter feed, and unique domain name. Not this site, this thread.

This is above and beyond anything you could have ever hoped for with the GM frat.

GM Frat was going to have an investment club, a pooled 'wager of the night' hosted by Brad Raiders and fantasy golf. Wake me when we have those here.

 

[urbanhack]

maybe we should use Tumblr instead?

Are you just making words up now?

i wish

 

[bryhamm]

so what the frak happened to zook last night?

 

[guru_007]

In for the fantasy golf

 

[Bob Sacamano]

so what the frak happened to zook last night?

I'm pretty sure he's plural.

 

[urbanhack]

www.gmtan.org

Oh. My. God.

I don't get this.And I certainly don't get what I'm supposed to be doing with Twitter. Confusing, this new year of ours.

I quit. Going back to books and television.

What is there to "get"? Type www.gmtan.org into a browser window.

I did. It redirects me here.

And that's not awesome because...?

BECAUSE I'M ALREADY HERE!!!!Would you buy a time machine to take you exactly where you are now?

This thread now has it's own facebook page, twitter feed, and unique domain name. Not this site, this thread.

This is above and beyond anything you could have ever hoped for with the GM frat.

GM Frat was going to have an investment club, a pooled 'wager of the night' hosted by Brad Raiders and fantasy golf. Wake me when we have those here.

We can do those on Tumblr!!

 

[Bob Sacamano]

GM Frat was going to have an investment club, a pooled 'wager of the night' hosted by Brad Raiders and fantasy golf. Wake me when we have those here.

"So, boys, where are we?""Well, Rockgate's down. Uranium One is down. Neo's... down.""What about URG?""You don't want to know.""Oh.""How'd that Clemson wager turn out?":throwsfantasygolfmagazineatHomer:

 

[General Malaise]

GM Frat was going to have an investment club, a pooled 'wager of the night' hosted by Brad Raiders and fantasy golf. Wake me when we have those here.

"So, boys, where are we?""Well, Rockgate's down. Uranium One is down. Neo's... down.""What about URG?""You don't want to know.""Oh.""How'd that Clemson wager turn out?":throwsfantasygolfmagazineatHomer:

I clicked on Tumbler and got the same picture of the guy from Family Matters. Why is that funny and what's the point?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

GM Frat was going to have an investment club, a pooled 'wager of the night' hosted by Brad Raiders and fantasy golf. Wake me when we have those here.

"So, boys, where are we?""Well, Rockgate's down. Uranium One is down. Neo's... down.""What about URG?""You don't want to know.""Oh.""How'd that Clemson wager turn out?":throwsfantasygolfmagazineatHomer:

:finger:

 

[SofaKings]

This whole work thing during the day sucks. Thank you all for entertaining me at night with this thread. I love you all, well except for Doug.

 

[Ignoramus]

In line to checkout at Walmart and the (post-op ?) tranny manning the register is making chit-chat with every customer and taking a solid five minutes to fill each bag.

I'll answer any questions for the next 45 minutes.

 

[-fish-]

In line to checkout at Walmart and the (post-op ?) tranny manning the register is making chit-chat with every customer and taking a solid five minutes to fill each bag.

I'll answer any questions for the next 45 minutes.

Tranny Manning was great in college, but soft in the NBA

 

[HighBeams]

This whole work thing during the day sucks. Thank you all for entertaining me at night with this thread. I love you all, well except for Doug.

Are we still at the awkward flirting stage?

 

[kevzilla]

Eagerly awaiting my first incomprehensible text from GB Zooks.