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Jesus.I just woke up in a strange bed to my phone going off multiple times, coinciding with kickoff. Checked my texts from last night--no help. One from me saying "totally killed a possum" at 2 am, and that's it. Nobody in this house--no clues as to whose it is. Walk outside, get in my car and drive home. People I was with last night say that we closed the bar, we all said goodbye and I got a ride home with a friend.
"Friend" of mine on FB just posted about her son, JaCobi. That one has to rank pretty highly on the ####ty name for your kid scale, yes?
Yes there is. When I come home and there is no more port, too much port has been drunk.There is no such thing!!!Look at the Halloween pics, October 29, 2007. Four girls in the picture, with tall, blond Jessica second from left. Potential offdee 9 there.And yes it's creepy that I just looked at these pics.On Facebook and see in the upper right that [Guster] and xxx are now friends, and I figure that might be his random make-out queen. In looking at the pictures, she's very cute, but you should target her apparent BFF Jessica Bales instead.gonna have to check her friend out... This chick is cute but dumb
I'm watching football, turned down wine with friends, alone due to Mr. krista working, and drinking too much port. What has become of me. :(
Better or worse than Tebucky?
Very, very high. She have another kid named JaSen?
Outstanding workMeeting up Thursday for
Outstanding workMeeting up Thursday for
I'm siding with the hubbie and throwing a flag. How hard is it to shoot him a text - PICK UP MORE PORT - while he's at work?Yes there is. When I come home and there is no more port, too much port has been drunk.There is no such thing!!!Look at the Halloween pics, October 29, 2007. Four girls in the picture, with tall, blond Jessica second from left. Potential offdee 9 there.And yes it's creepy that I just looked at these pics.On Facebook and see in the upper right that [Guster] and xxx are now friends, and I figure that might be his random make-out queen. In looking at the pictures, she's very cute, but you should target her apparent BFF Jessica Bales instead.
you serious Clark?
I did.I'm siding with the hubbie and throwing a flag. How hard is it to shoot him a text - PICK UP MORE PORT - while he's at work?Yes there is. When I come home and there is no more port, too much port has been drunk.There is no such thing!!!Look at the Halloween pics, October 29, 2007. Four girls in the picture, with tall, blond Jessica second from left. Potential offdee 9 there.And yes it's creepy that I just looked at these pics.On Facebook and see in the upper right that [Guster] and xxx are now friends, and I figure that might be his random make-out queen. In looking at the pictures, she's very cute, but you should target her apparent BFF Jessica Bales instead.
And remember that he was working at a restaurant. He said they didn't have any port, so obviously he needs to get a new job.
Of course I'm serious, and stop calling me Clark.'Tiger%20Fan said:
I see a liquor store in your future Central American empire. More than one.'krista4 said:I did.%26%2339%3BCrazy Canuck said:I'm siding with the hubbie and throwing a flag. How hard is it to shoot him a text - PICK UP MORE PORT - while he's at work?%26%2339%3BOliver Humanzee said:Yes there is. When I come home and there is no more port, too much port has been drunk.%26%2339%3Bcharvik%26%2339%3B said:There is no such thing!!!%26%2339%3Bkrista4%26%2339%3B said:Look at the Halloween pics, October 29, 2007. Four girls in the picture, with tall, blond Jessica second from left. Potential offdee 9 there.And yes it's creepy that I just looked at these pics.%26%2339%3BGuster%26%2339%3B said:On Facebook and see in the upper right that [Guster] and xxx are now friends, and I figure that might be his random make-out queen. In looking at the pictures, she's very cute, but you should target her apparent BFF Jessica Bales instead.
I'm sure the Crown will still mix nicely with your Tab.
Heard about it from my college roommate who lives in B-field. He's pretty broken up.
Yeah, it's brutal. If anybody is wondering what we are talking about.
"To the Taco Bell, Kato!"
'-fish- said:I just woke up in a strange bed to my phone going off multiple times, coinciding with kickoff. Checked my texts from last night--no help. One from me saying "totally killed a possum" at 2 am, and that's it. Nobody in this house--no clues as to whose it is. Walk outside, get in my car and drive home. People I was with last night say that we closed the bar, we all said goodbye and I got a ride home with a friend.
Craps is the funnest game in the casino. You can learn to play (the basics) in about 10 minutes.
Goodness. If it goes poorly, let's hope you don't do anything insane. That would be so out of character.Fun Fact: My relationship with my g/f rides on the outcome of this game. Next week could will be be rough.
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Actually, if it does go poorly, I'll be forced to do something insane...but that's a story for another time.Goodness. If it goes poorly, let's hope you don't do anything insane. That would be so out of character.Fun Fact: My relationship with my g/f rides on the outcome of this game. Next week could will be be rough.
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Forced?Actually, if it does go poorly, I'll be forced to do something insane...but that's a story for another time.Goodness. If it goes poorly, let's hope you don't do anything insane. That would be so out of character.Fun Fact: My relationship with my g/f rides on the outcome of this game. Next week could will be be rough.
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Story. For. Another. Time.Forced?Actually, if it does go poorly, I'll be forced to do something insane...but that's a story for another time.Goodness. If it goes poorly, let's hope you don't do anything insane. That would be so out of character.Fun Fact: My relationship with my g/f rides on the outcome of this game. Next week could will be be rough.
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She's giving it to you up the pooper, eh?Actually, if it does go poorly, I'll be forced to do something insane...but that's a story for another time.Goodness. If it goes poorly, let's hope you don't do anything insane. That would be so out of character.Fun Fact: My relationship with my g/f rides on the outcome of this game. Next week could will be be rough.
Related, ACP --
Story. For. Another. Time.She's giving it to you up the pooper, eh?Actually, if it does go poorly, I'll be forced to do something insane...but that's a story for another time.Goodness. If it goes poorly, let's hope you don't do anything insane. That would be so out of character.Fun Fact: My relationship with my g/f rides on the outcome of this game. Next week could will be be rough.
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He doesn't mind the rape, it's the excessive shampoo commercials that really wreak his ire
I want to make a joke about Mary getting knocked up in her sleep by a guy she didn't know, so like Ben was just following God's example and therefore you're right, it's the shampoo commercials not the rape, but I know that would be in bad taste and the faithful out there would nail me to a cross and not let me ascend to nirvana.
You see the one her friend just posted from 1989?'Guster said:that most of the "photos of krista" on FB are in sepia or b&w
Pretty sure Mathew Brady took that one.You see the one her friend just posted from 1989?'Guster said:
whatthe ####
