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I just woke up in a strange bed to my phone going off multiple times, coinciding with kickoff. Checked my texts from last night--no help. One from me saying "totally killed a possum" at 2 am, and that's it. Nobody in this house--no clues as to whose it is. Walk outside, get in my car and drive home. People I was with last night say that we closed the bar, we all said goodbye and I got a ride home with a friend. :ph34r:
Jesus. :shock:
 
On Facebook and see in the upper right that [Guster] and xxx are now friends, and I figure that might be his random make-out queen. In looking at the pictures, she's very cute, but you should target her apparent BFF Jessica Bales instead. :shock:
:goodposting: gonna have to check her friend out... This chick is cute but dumb
Look at the Halloween pics, October 29, 2007. Four girls in the picture, with tall, blond Jessica second from left. Potential offdee 9 there.And yes it's creepy that I just looked at these pics. :bag: I'm watching football, turned down wine with friends, alone due to Mr. krista working, and drinking too much port. What has become of me. :(
There is no such thing!!!
Yes there is. When I come home and there is no more port, too much port has been drunk.

 
This is one of those days when parenting two little ones is suboptimal. I still have 23 minutes until JR goes down for his nap, and then I can crank open the whiskey and flip it from "Up" to the playoff game.

 
Any GMTAN'ers know how to evaluate a resume? Company decided to make my biggest customer a "house account" (so no more commission for me). Time to job hunt...

 
On Facebook and see in the upper right that [Guster] and xxx are now friends, and I figure that might be his random make-out queen. In looking at the pictures, she's very cute, but you should target her apparent BFF Jessica Bales instead. :shock:
:goodposting: gonna have to check her friend out... This chick is cute but dumb
Look at the Halloween pics, October 29, 2007. Four girls in the picture, with tall, blond Jessica second from left. Potential offdee 9 there.And yes it's creepy that I just looked at these pics. :bag: I'm watching football, turned down wine with friends, alone due to Mr. krista working, and drinking too much port. What has become of me. :(
There is no such thing!!!
Yes there is. When I come home and there is no more port, too much port has been drunk.
I'm siding with the hubbie and throwing a flag. How hard is it to shoot him a text - PICK UP MORE PORT - while he's at work?

:thumbdown:

 
Guster> :hi-five:

Fish> I'm both proud and frightened for you.

On a side note, I don't get how some of you can blackout from alcohol alone. I've never been able to drink enough to have total lack of recall. Now, mix a little something extra in the mix, and sure I've woken up in strange bathtubes. But just drinking can't do it.

 
Guster> :hi-five:Fish> I'm both proud and frightened for you.On a side note, I don't get how some of you can blackout from alcohol alone. I've never been able to drink enough to have total lack of recall. Now, mix a little something extra in the mix, and sure I've woken up in strange bathtukbes. But just drinking can't do it.
you serious Clark?
 
On Facebook and see in the upper right that [Guster] and xxx are now friends, and I figure that might be his random make-out queen. In looking at the pictures, she's very cute, but you should target her apparent BFF Jessica Bales instead. :shock:
:goodposting: gonna have to check her friend out... This chick is cute but dumb
Look at the Halloween pics, October 29, 2007. Four girls in the picture, with tall, blond Jessica second from left. Potential offdee 9 there.And yes it's creepy that I just looked at these pics. :bag: I'm watching football, turned down wine with friends, alone due to Mr. krista working, and drinking too much port. What has become of me. :(
There is no such thing!!!
Yes there is. When I come home and there is no more port, too much port has been drunk.
I'm siding with the hubbie and throwing a flag. How hard is it to shoot him a text - PICK UP MORE PORT - while he's at work?

:thumbdown:
I did. :shrug: And remember that he was working at a restaurant. He said they didn't have any port, so obviously he needs to get a new job.
 
'Tiger%20Fan said:
%26%2339%3BCrazy Canuck said:
Guster> :hi-five:Fish> I'm both proud and frightened for you.On a side note, I don't get how some of you can blackout from alcohol alone. I've never been able to drink enough to have total lack of recall. Now, mix a little something extra in the mix, and sure I've woken up in strange bathtukbes. But just drinking can't do it.
you serious Clark?
Of course I'm serious, and stop calling me Clark.
 
'krista4 said:
%26%2339%3BCrazy Canuck said:
%26%2339%3BOliver Humanzee said:
%26%2339%3Bcharvik%26%2339%3B said:
%26%2339%3Bkrista4%26%2339%3B said:
%26%2339%3BGuster%26%2339%3B said:
On Facebook and see in the upper right that [Guster] and xxx are now friends, and I figure that might be his random make-out queen. In looking at the pictures, she's very cute, but you should target her apparent BFF Jessica Bales instead. :shock:
:goodposting: gonna have to check her friend out... This chick is cute but dumb
Look at the Halloween pics, October 29, 2007. Four girls in the picture, with tall, blond Jessica second from left. Potential offdee 9 there.And yes it's creepy that I just looked at these pics. :bag: I'm watching football, turned down wine with friends, alone due to Mr. krista working, and drinking too much port. What has become of me. :(
There is no such thing!!!
Yes there is. When I come home and there is no more port, too much port has been drunk.
I'm siding with the hubbie and throwing a flag. How hard is it to shoot him a text - PICK UP MORE PORT - while he's at work?

:thumbdown:
I did. :shrug: And remember that he was working at a restaurant. He said they didn't have any port, so obviously he needs to get a new job.
I see a liquor store in your future Central American empire. More than one.
 
Hey friends, little bit of a crisis here at Chez ACP. Gettin mah drink on as I prepare to watch Tebow meet Jesus this afternoon.

I opened up a bottle of Crown Royal I bought yesterday, and the bag. The BAG. wtf. I know it hasn't been velvet for a long time, they moved to that soft flannel-y type thing. But now, not even that. It's like a ####ty purple burlap sack with a drawstring.

It's like I can't believe in anything anymore. :(

 
Hey friends, little bit of a crisis here at Chez ACP. Gettin mah drink on as I prepare to watch Tebow meet Jesus this afternoon.

I opened up a bottle of Crown Royal I bought yesterday, and the bag. The BAG. wtf. I know it hasn't been velvet for a long time, they moved to that soft flannel-y type thing. But now, not even that. It's like a ####ty purple burlap sack with a drawstring.

It's like I can't believe in anything anymore. :(
I'm sure the Crown will still mix nicely with your Tab.
 
mystery solved, without much to report. met this woman at the bar last night who picked me up at my house since I didn't drive. after she retrieved me and we engaged in light foreplay, and I passed out on her couch without ever consummating our brief relationship. I apparently wandered to a guest room in the middle of the night. she left this morning to go watch football and drink bloody marys, and since I wasn't on the couch she thought I had left. got a ride home from a friend and watching football and drinking with half a dozen people.

sorry for the false alarm.

 
Tanner - did you know the Rieses?
Strangely enough, I did not. That school "community" is still fairly small. I usually know the kids or their parents/family etc.Terrible story. How did you hear about it?
Heard about it from my college roommate who lives in B-field. He's pretty broken up.
 
mystery solved, without much to report. met this woman at the bar last night who picked me up at my house since I didn't drive. after she retrieved me and we engaged in light foreplay, and I passed out on her couch without ever consummating our brief relationship. I apparently wandered to a guest room in the middle of the night. she left this morning to go watch football and drink bloody marys, and since I wasn't on the couch she thought I had left. got a ride home from a friend and watching football and drinking with half a dozen people.sorry for the false alarm.
:sadbanana: :kicksrock:
 
Not driving drunk creates all sorts of issues for me. Not drinking isn't a consideration. I think I need a full-time driver.

 
Tanner - did you know the Rieses?
Strangely enough, I did not. That school "community" is still fairly small. I usually know the kids or their parents/family etc.Terrible story. How did you hear about it?
Heard about it from my college roommate who lives in B-field. He's pretty broken up.
Yeah, it's brutal. If anybody is wondering what we are talking about.

Brother and sister killed on NYE. Both went to my alma mater.

 
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'cosjobs said:
'shuke said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'shuke said:
Never took the time to learn how
How much time do think it would take?
15 minutes is way too much of an investment to get he best odds and best action in the casino
Really? Better odds than poker or blackjack?
Best odds. Most fun. Friendliest dealers. Hottest chicks.
 
'-fish- said:
I just woke up in a strange bed to my phone going off multiple times, coinciding with kickoff. Checked my texts from last night--no help. One from me saying "totally killed a possum" at 2 am, and that's it. Nobody in this house--no clues as to whose it is. Walk outside, get in my car and drive home. People I was with last night say that we closed the bar, we all said goodbye and I got a ride home with a friend. :ph34r:
:eek:
 
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'cosjobs said:
'shuke said:
'Aaron Rudnicki said:
'shuke said:
Never took the time to learn how
How much time do think it would take?
15 minutes is way too much of an investment to get he best odds and best action in the casino
Really? Better odds than poker or blackjack?
Best odds. Most fun. Friendliest dealers. Hottest chicks.
:goodposting: Craps is the funnest game in the casino. You can learn to play (the basics) in about 10 minutes.
 
Fun Fact: My relationship with my g/f rides on the outcome of this game. Next week could will be be rough.

Related, ACP -- :hey:

 
Fun Fact: My relationship with my g/f rides on the outcome of this game. Next week could will be be rough.

Related, ACP -- :hey:
Goodness. If it goes poorly, let's hope you don't do anything insane. That would be so out of character.
Actually, if it does go poorly, I'll be forced to do something insane...but that's a story for another time.
Forced?
Story. For. Another. Time.
 
Fun Fact: My relationship with my g/f rides on the outcome of this game. Next week could will be be rough.

Related, ACP -- :hey:
Goodness. If it goes poorly, let's hope you don't do anything insane. That would be so out of character.
Actually, if it does go poorly, I'll be forced to do something insane...but that's a story for another time.
She's giving it to you up the pooper, eh?
Story. For. Another. Time.
 
Why does God hate the Pittsburgh Steelers? :(
He doesn't mind the rape, it's the excessive shampoo commercials that really wreak his ire
I want to make a joke about Mary getting knocked up in her sleep by a guy she didn't know, so like Ben was just following God's example and therefore you're right, it's the shampoo commercials not the rape, but I know that would be in bad taste and the faithful out there would nail me to a cross and not let me ascend to nirvana.
 

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