GM's thread about nothing (18 Viewers)

[krista4]

My diet this week has been atrocious. I need my wife back, stat or else I'm going to be buying extra plane tickets when I fly next. Not a big fast food eater, but since she's been gone:- Jimmy John's delivered a sandwich to my house...they are less than 2 miles away from me.- I hit McDonald's drive-thru this morning for not one but TWO sausage egg and cheese biscuits.- My co-worker Vipul showed up at work today with Burger King after taking his car into the shop to get repaired. He said they had a "2 for 1" on chicken sandwiches, so he gave me the extra. I haven't had Burger King in at least 4 years.- Tonight, after practice, I took my boys out for Mexican Food. I had nachos.- On Sunday, I woke up at 11am and drove to a sports bar where I took down a sausage/egg/cheese/gravy biscuit with a side of hashbrowns.- I took my boys out to breakfast Saturday morning where I had the Country Benedict.- I brought a pizza from Pappa Murphy's over to my parents house for lunch on MLK Jr day.- Stadium food Friday night at the Portland Winter Hawks game.Add to that the fact that I have missed my last 3 scheduled workouts and haven't so much as walked a mile.Christ, I'm a mess. Just re-read that. Holy crap. I don't even want guess the number of beers I've sucked down. I'm guessing it's north of 50.You guys should take out a life insurance policy on me. I ain't long for this ride.

Get off GM's back. He's been really sensitive lately

Probably because he's too ####### stupid to take a Jeopardy test.

Really? That's what caused the estrogen flood? It was a stock smartass reply I would have used to whomever made the original comment.Not that you aren't special and stuff.

Oh, I've been called stupid my whole life. I'm used to it. Just like I'm used to the albino jokes, powder jokes, Forrest Gump jokes, Kellen jokes, nanny jokes, philanderer jokes, stoner jokes, tampon jokes and jokes about sleepwalking through 18 holes of golf.Doesn't mean they don't still hurt, but they come with the territory. Can't laugh at yourself, yadda yadda yadda....I'm more worried about Tre...I think he's never coming back. :(

Where would Tre have gone? And where are Aaron and stryker? Can't I leave you people alone for a few days without everything going to hell? :(

 

[charvik]

What happened to TRE? :(

Miss chat for a day or two week month 6 months, and nothing is the same.

 

[bakes]

'Zooks - You're gonna want to get every one of those renegade potatoes out of the car. Trust me on this one. I drove back from the Great Taste to Chicago w/ Gator and Hack and had a bag of fingerling potatoes (among other things like cases of beer and a cooler full of wurst) in the back of the beater Volvo and by the time I got home the stench of cigar-mixed-with-dog-#### was unbearable. Turned out to be a rotting potato or three.

 

[krista4]

Just to return to happier topics, Mr. krista and I have come to know an ATL airport bartender very well over our travels, whom you can now find on my FB friends, and I think Homer might like her.

 

[Kubes]

TRE is the suck. I thought everyone knew that.

 

[kevzilla]

Just to return to happier topics, Mr. krista and I have come to know an ATL airport bartender very well over our travels, whom you can now find on my FB friends, and I think Homer might like her.

I think pretty much anyone would like her.

 

[General Malaise]

I got so blacked out drunk last night, not only did I have the worst hangover today, I have injuries as well.

Yesterday morning was the memorial service for my buddy and it ended up being way more emotional for me than I thought it would be. After the service I was going to work but only to attend a training for a few hours in the afternoon. Then we had a "Sales Kickoff/New Product Launch" party at a local bar that my company rented out. They hired caterers because the bar (which isn't a very nice) doesn't serve food, only booze. Now originally my plan for the last week was that I would go to this "Kickoff" thingy for a little bit and then go home and meet the 22 year old. This whole thing with my buddy passing away had kind of thrown me for a loop for the past few days and the memorial service basically put me over the edge. I figured the only way to handle everything was to drink heavily. However, coming home and having sex for hours minutes seemed like a better idea. About 20 minutes before I'm about to leave to go the bar, 22 year old texts me that she can't come over tonight. I figured that was a sign that I should get absolutely wildly drunk.

I walked into the bar and bypassed the buffet table and went straight to the bar. I've known the owner of the bar since I was a little kid, his wife was bartending and she heard about my buddy so she decided that I didn't have to pay for my drinks for the night. I drank like a man on a mission. I didn't even text anyone because I was just in a zone with Jack and Cokes constantly going in my mouth.With all the emotions I was going thru and being mad about not seeing the 22 year old, I was a walking weapon of mass (self)destruction. I was a mess. Stupidly, since the bar was literally 2 minutes from my house, I drove home. I got home fine, but the guilt I've felt today about driving last night has been eating away at me.

This is where things get hazy. I have literally started to remember things as today has gone on. I know that before I left my house I had put fresh sheets on my bed (anticipating the 22 year old coming over) Now the next thing I remember is waking up in my bed very groggy and I was completely naked and freezing. And not only are there no sheets on the bed, the mattress cover is also off the bed. I was completely shuked about this. I saw a blanket at the bottom of the bed and pulled that over me for warmth and I then noticed an unbelievable amount of pain in my hip and shoulder. The pain made me completely wake up. Now I was really trying to figure out what happened. I got up to take a leak and then I suddenly remembered that I had thrown up at some point. So that was why I took everything off the bed, apparently I didn't make it to bathroom and vomited in my bed. Lovely.

I hobble into the bathroom and I can hear the shower is dripping. I move the shower curtain and I see the spout where the water would come out for a bath is twisted and turned to side instead of facing down. At that moment I then had a flashback to me falling into the shower which explained why my hip and shoulder hurt so much. There is a small dent in my shoulder from that spout. I remember stumbling around in the bathroom and falling and trying to grab the shower curtain but I guess I missed it and fell into the tub. My hip has been absolutely throbbing today, to the point that I almost called me doctor to see if he could look at it. I brought the mattress cover down stairs to throw it in the washing machine and noticed that every single light in my house was turned on and my belt was at the bottom of the stairs (I guess I started undressing on the way upstairs?) I get to the kitchen and notice a large aluminum container on my stove and I'm thinking what in the world is that? I open it up and discover it is filled with roasted potatoes that I apparently stole from the event last night and brought home. There was a ton of potatos in that thing. I contemplated calling in to work but decided to man up and go in. At lunch I picked up Little 'Zooks at school and brought him to my Mom's house. When he got in the back seat he then asked why there were potatoes in the car. I look back there and the floor of my back seat was filled with roasted potatoes. I guess the cover wasn't securely on that thing when I drove home. After dropping him off and having a liquid-dynomite-poop-explosion in my parent's bathroom, I went back to my house to wash the rest of my sheets. I pick up my sheets off the bedroom floor and find my clothes from last night underneath the sheets and my clothes were covered with my vomit. Lovely. I was then wondering why the vomit got on my clothes and thru the bed sheets to the matress cover, but the blanket didn't get any. So I checked the blanket and sure enough there were some splatterings on there as well. Which meant that when I had woken up this morning and pulled the blanket over for warmth, I was using a blanket covered with my own vomit without even realizing it. Awesome.

I'm feeling much better now. 22 year old came over for a quick visit to "make me feel better". She is really getting a kick out of me hurting my hip because as she puts it "all old people break their hips". I told her that when she makes a joke about me being older than her, I want her to refer to me as Tanner. She doesn't understand it, but she cheerfully plays along to amuse me.

After last night's ridiculous amount of drinking and the blackouts and injuries that followed, I have decided that I am definitely giving up drinking for the next couple of days.

 

[General Malaise]

Just to return to happier topics, Mr. krista and I have come to know an ATL airport bartender very well over our travels, whom you can now find on my FB friends, and I think Homer might like her.

I think pretty much anyone would like her.

I like her!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

My diet this week has been atrocious. I need my wife back, stat or else I'm going to be buying extra plane tickets when I fly next. Not a big fast food eater, but since she's been gone:- Jimmy John's delivered a sandwich to my house...they are less than 2 miles away from me.- I hit McDonald's drive-thru this morning for not one but TWO sausage egg and cheese biscuits.- My co-worker Vipul showed up at work today with Burger King after taking his car into the shop to get repaired. He said they had a "2 for 1" on chicken sandwiches, so he gave me the extra. I haven't had Burger King in at least 4 years.- Tonight, after practice, I took my boys out for Mexican Food. I had nachos.- On Sunday, I woke up at 11am and drove to a sports bar where I took down a sausage/egg/cheese/gravy biscuit with a side of hashbrowns.- I took my boys out to breakfast Saturday morning where I had the Country Benedict.- I brought a pizza from Pappa Murphy's over to my parents house for lunch on MLK Jr day.- Stadium food Friday night at the Portland Winter Hawks game.Add to that the fact that I have missed my last 3 scheduled workouts and haven't so much as walked a mile.Christ, I'm a mess. Just re-read that. Holy crap. I don't even want guess the number of beers I've sucked down. I'm guessing it's north of 50.You guys should take out a life insurance policy on me. I ain't long for this ride.

Get off GM's back. He's been really sensitive lately

Probably because he's too ####### stupid to take a Jeopardy test.

Really? That's what caused the estrogen flood? It was a stock smartass reply I would have used to whomever made the original comment.Not that you aren't special and stuff.

Oh, I've been called stupid my whole life. I'm used to it. Just like I'm used to the albino jokes, powder jokes, Forrest Gump jokes, Kellen jokes, nanny jokes, philanderer jokes, stoner jokes, tampon jokes and jokes about sleepwalking through 18 holes of golf.Doesn't mean they don't still hurt, but they come with the territory. Can't laugh at yourself, yadda yadda yadda....I'm more worried about Tre...I think he's never coming back. :(

Where would Tre have gone? And where are Aaron and stryker? Can't I leave you people alone for a few days without everything going to hell? :(

I'm just hanging out. Haven't had much to contribute lately.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

TRE is the suck. I thought everyone knew that.

A+++ Cornholer. Fast easy transaction. Highly Recommended!!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'm around. Just sick.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Just to return to happier topics, Mr. krista and I have come to know an ATL airport bartender very well over our travels, whom you can now find on my FB friends, and I think Homer might like her.

Saw that earlier on FB tonight and had to do a triple take on the name.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I told you how my new neighbor is best friends with the kid I grew up with. Just found out that his wife is the boss of my old GB/neighbor Andre. Weird.

Thank you, Simone.

Oh come on. You know that is pretty weird.

I'm pretty freaked out.

What's the Simone reference?

 

[General Malaise]

I told you how my new neighbor is best friends with the kid I grew up with. Just found out that his wife is the boss of my old GB/neighbor Andre. Weird.

Thank you, Simone.

Oh come on. You know that is pretty weird.

I'm pretty freaked out.

What's the Simone reference?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

TRE is the suck. I thought everyone knew that.

A+++ Cornholer. Fast easy transaction. Highly Recommended!!

 

[cosjobs]

TRE is the suck. I thought everyone knew that.

A+++ Cornholer. Fast easy transaction. Highly Recommended!!

I am really going to try and not die before I have the pleasure of cornholing with Tre.

 

[-fish-]

My diet this week has been atrocious. I need my wife back, stat or else I'm going to be buying extra plane tickets when I fly next. Not a big fast food eater, but since she's been gone:- Jimmy John's delivered a sandwich to my house...they are less than 2 miles away from me.- I hit McDonald's drive-thru this morning for not one but TWO sausage egg and cheese biscuits.- My co-worker Vipul showed up at work today with Burger King after taking his car into the shop to get repaired. He said they had a "2 for 1" on chicken sandwiches, so he gave me the extra. I haven't had Burger King in at least 4 years.- Tonight, after practice, I took my boys out for Mexican Food. I had nachos.- On Sunday, I woke up at 11am and drove to a sports bar where I took down a sausage/egg/cheese/gravy biscuit with a side of hashbrowns.- I took my boys out to breakfast Saturday morning where I had the Country Benedict.- I brought a pizza from Pappa Murphy's over to my parents house for lunch on MLK Jr day.- Stadium food Friday night at the Portland Winter Hawks game.Add to that the fact that I have missed my last 3 scheduled workouts and haven't so much as walked a mile.Christ, I'm a mess. Just re-read that. Holy crap. I don't even want guess the number of beers I've sucked down. I'm guessing it's north of 50.You guys should take out a life insurance policy on me. I ain't long for this ride.

Get off GM's back. He's been really sensitive lately

Probably because he's too ####### stupid to take a Jeopardy test.

Really? That's what caused the estrogen flood? It was a stock smartass reply I would have used to whomever made the original comment.Not that you aren't special and stuff.

Oh, I've been called stupid my whole life. I'm used to it. Just like I'm used to the albino jokes, powder jokes, Forrest Gump jokes, Kellen jokes, nanny jokes, philanderer jokes, stoner jokes, tampon jokes and jokes about sleepwalking through 18 holes of golf.Doesn't mean they don't still hurt, but they come with the territory. Can't laugh at yourself, yadda yadda yadda....I'm more worried about Tre...I think he's never coming back. :(

I'm sorry for calling you an albino. Words hurt.

 

[-fish-]

For the Austin cornholers, I will be hanging out near the stuffed longhorn head over the fireplace at the driskill bar shortly after 7 tomorrow. We can figure dinner out from there.

My sizeable belly will be nestled against the bar, my chubby fingers desperately grasping glasses of alcohol.

So you guys won't even be sitting together?

most bars have seating for more than one person. HTH.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I told you how my new neighbor is best friends with the kid I grew up with. Just found out that his wife is the boss of my old GB/neighbor Andre. Weird.

Thank you, Simone.

Oh come on. You know that is pretty weird.

I'm pretty freaked out.

No that isn't an odd coincidence at all. Screw you all. <_<

 

[Guster]

I've come to the realization that I get more enjoyment out of following the FB status updates of my fellow GMTANers than my "real" friends. Not sure how I feel about that, but you all are way more interesting than 95% of the people I'm FB friends with

 

[GroveDiesel]

Nothing says your getting old like throwing up so violently that you throw your back out. Talk about insult to injury. Or injury to something. Or whatever. This sucks.

 

[Crazy Canuck]

As a first semester doctoral student, would it be a faux pas if I showed up to the University's "7th Annual Celebrating Women's Athletics Luncheon" with a copy of the keynote speaker's Playboy spread for her to sign?

ETA: Celebrating Women's Athletics! (SFW, of course)

 

[Crazy Canuck]

I've come to the realization that I get more enjoyment out of following the FB status updates of my fellow GMTANers than my "real" friends. Not sure how I feel about that, but you all are way more interesting than 95% of the people I'm FB friends with

I think I use FB way more than most of you, save proninja and 'hack. This is partly because I'm on vacation right now, partly because 90% of my RL friends I met during various academic stints, and none of them live in my town. So we Facebook to keep in touch. The weird thing is there's several people who were only acquaintances in RL (they'd occasionally be in one of my classes and I'd bump into them at a bar and chat for like 5 minutes), whom I became great friends with via Facebook.

 

[Gadzooks]

Just found out that my stepdad's lung cancer has moved to his spine. The only thing the hospital is doing today is upping his morphine script. Just last week he talked about going back to work.#### you cancer.

:( Sorry to hear GB.

Just awful. TPWs GB.

 

[Guster]

Sorry about the inspiration for the drinking, but at the end resultHope the couple days off help get you back to full strength

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

TRE is the suck. I thought everyone knew that.

 

[Guster]

TRE is the suck. I thought everyone knew that.

Glad to see you're out of hibernation GBTRE

 

[Dirkswish]

Hi, back in town.

1. YSR and Thorn job updates plz?

π. FB question: who has initials DB and is in Keller, TX?

Z. Another FB question: why does Crazy Canuck show up at the top of my newsfeed every time I look at FB?

###. Crazy Canuck also missing out on huge schtick potential by not overseeing my pool construction in new house.

Bogart is pi.

Did he quit the facebooks and reorganize as a new man?

This makes me less shure.

no, i think you're 100% correct here.

Going to need a ruling here. The same guy has been sitting in my "friends requests" for awhile now. Bogart? Also, I appear on the top of Krista's newsfeed because I'm the one she most often FB stalks. Yes.

Sorry about bailing on the housesitting vacation. I'll miss the shtick factor the most, as I'd already planned on doing daily recaps in the GMTAN, which of course would have spurred me to find crazy stuff to do to make them more interesting, which of course would involve me drinking heavily in local watering holes, which of course would involve donkey shows (I had hoped), which of course would end in a curious brothel, then a third world prison, then with a doctor who speaks no English shooting me up with penicillin for a scorching case of gonorrhea. Nevermind. I'm glad I bailed.

Yep, DB in Keller,TX is Bogart. I don't understand the bolded, just know that I quit the facebooks for a while, but understanding the need for it post seperation and full participation in all things GMTAN.I don't stalk...much....yet.

On a side note, Bogart gets to come back tomorrow. He is very excited.

 

[Dirkswish]

Hi, back in town.

1. YSR and Thorn job updates plz?

π. FB question: who has initials DB and is in Keller, TX?

Z. Another FB question: why does Crazy Canuck show up at the top of my newsfeed every time I look at FB?

###. Crazy Canuck also missing out on huge schtick potential by not overseeing my pool construction in new house.

Bogart is pi.

Just catching up and want to say sorry about his stepdad. :(

Thanks krista.

 

[wadegarrett]

Wife hasn't seen a pair of diamond earrings in a couple weeks. She's never misplaced them in more than 10 years.

I think the cleaning lady took them. I have no proof. Options? <_<

 

[Bob Sacamano]

My diet this week has been atrocious. I need my wife back, stat or else I'm going to be buying extra plane tickets when I fly next.

Not a big fast food eater, but since she's been gone:

- Jimmy John's delivered a sandwich to my house...they are less than 2 miles away from me.

- I hit McDonald's drive-thru this morning for not one but TWO sausage egg and cheese biscuits.

- My co-worker Vipul showed up at work today with Burger King after taking his car into the shop to get repaired. He said they had a "2 for 1" on chicken sandwiches, so he gave me the extra. I haven't had Burger King in at least 4 years.

- Tonight, after practice, I took my boys out for Mexican Food. I had nachos.

- On Sunday, I woke up at 11am and drove to a sports bar where I took down a sausage/egg/cheese/gravy biscuit with a side of hashbrowns.

- I took my boys out to breakfast Saturday morning where I had the Country Benedict.

- I brought a pizza from Pappa Murphy's over to my parents house for lunch on MLK Jr day.

- Stadium food Friday night at the Portland Winter Hawks game.

Add to that the fact that I have missed my last 3 scheduled workouts and haven't so much as walked a mile.

Christ, I'm a mess. Just re-read that. Holy crap. I don't even want guess the number of beers I've sucked down. I'm guessing it's north of 50.

You guys should take out a life insurance policy on me. I ain't long for this ride.

Is that the guy you thought was moving back east because he was worried about the radiation from Japan? Or something like that?

 

[YSR]

My diet this week has been atrocious. I need my wife back, stat or else I'm going to be buying extra plane tickets when I fly next.

Not a big fast food eater, but since she's been gone:

- Jimmy John's delivered a sandwich to my house...they are less than 2 miles away from me.

- I hit McDonald's drive-thru this morning for not one but TWO sausage egg and cheese biscuits.

- My co-worker Vipul showed up at work today with Burger King after taking his car into the shop to get repaired. He said they had a "2 for 1" on chicken sandwiches, so he gave me the extra. I haven't had Burger King in at least 4 years.

- Tonight, after practice, I took my boys out for Mexican Food. I had nachos.

- On Sunday, I woke up at 11am and drove to a sports bar where I took down a sausage/egg/cheese/gravy biscuit with a side of hashbrowns.

- I took my boys out to breakfast Saturday morning where I had the Country Benedict.

- I brought a pizza from Pappa Murphy's over to my parents house for lunch on MLK Jr day.

- Stadium food Friday night at the Portland Winter Hawks game.

Add to that the fact that I have missed my last 3 scheduled workouts and haven't so much as walked a mile.

Christ, I'm a mess. Just re-read that. Holy crap. I don't even want guess the number of beers I've sucked down. I'm guessing it's north of 50.

You guys should take out a life insurance policy on me. I ain't long for this ride.

Is that the guy you thought was moving back east because he was worried about the radiation from Japan? Or something like that?

Or the guy with whom you play a few hands of poker every morning?

 

[Gadzooks]

My diet this week has been atrocious. I need my wife back, stat or else I'm going to be buying extra plane tickets when I fly next.

Not a big fast food eater, but since she's been gone:

- Jimmy John's delivered a sandwich to my house...they are less than 2 miles away from me.

- I hit McDonald's drive-thru this morning for not one but TWO sausage egg and cheese biscuits.

- My co-worker Vipul showed up at work today with Burger King after taking his car into the shop to get repaired. He said they had a "2 for 1" on chicken sandwiches, so he gave me the extra. I haven't had Burger King in at least 4 years.

- Tonight, after practice, I took my boys out for Mexican Food. I had nachos.

- On Sunday, I woke up at 11am and drove to a sports bar where I took down a sausage/egg/cheese/gravy biscuit with a side of hashbrowns.

- I took my boys out to breakfast Saturday morning where I had the Country Benedict.

- I brought a pizza from Pappa Murphy's over to my parents house for lunch on MLK Jr day.

- Stadium food Friday night at the Portland Winter Hawks game.

Add to that the fact that I have missed my last 3 scheduled workouts and haven't so much as walked a mile.

Christ, I'm a mess. Just re-read that. Holy crap. I don't even want guess the number of beers I've sucked down. I'm guessing it's north of 50.

You guys should take out a life insurance policy on me. I ain't long for this ride.

Is that the guy you thought was moving back east because he was worried about the radiation from Japan? Or something like that?

Is he also the guy that doesn't speak very good english and you once referred to him as a "kitten who is good at excel"? And you would transfer telemarketing sales calls to him to annoy the telemarketer? I may have to check my yellow sticky notes on this.

 

[Dr. Watson]

You know what I really hate? When you pass someone on the highway and right as you get about a foot in front of them, they speed up a bit and stay in your blind spot for the next 30 - 40 miles...I'm not a fan of this practice and really wish it would retire.

 

[Gadzooks]

Why is it that I feel like I know GM's co-workers better than I know my own co-workers?

YSR: how is your ###?

 

[urbanhack]

Just to return to happier topics, Mr. krista and I have come to know an ATL airport bartender very well over our travels, whom you can now find on my FB friends, and I think Homer might like her.

I think pretty much anyone would like her.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Wife hasn't seen a pair of diamond earrings in a couple weeks. She's never misplaced them in more than 10 years.I think the cleaning lady took them. I have no proof. Options? <_<

Set out something else valuable - a ring or a pendant. When she grabs the item, it should launch a Rube Goldberg contraption that either drops an anvil on her head, catapults her across the room into a vat of tar and chocolate pudding, or takes a picture of her holding your family jewels.

 

[Guster]

Is that the guy you thought was moving back east because he was worried about the radiation from Japan? Or something like that?

Or the guy with whom you play a few hands of poker every morning?

Is he also the guy that doesn't speak very good english and you once referred to him as a "kitten who is good at excel"? And you would transfer telemarketing sales calls to him to annoy the telemarketer? I may have to check my yellow sticky notes on this.

i love it when the notebooks come out!

 

[YSR]

Why is it that I feel like I know GM's co-workers better than I know my own co-workers?YSR: how is your ###?

Healing nicely, thanks. Never actually went to the doctor. One of Cloney Romo's best friends is an internist here in town and he basically said that broken or not, the only thing I could do is sit on the donut and take pain pills. I've weaned myself off of the hydrocodone and am just taking Aleve now. Pain is definitely still there, but not nearly as bad as it was.I appreciate your concern.

 

[heckmanm]

Way behind due to family travels (LOOK AT ME!), but wanted to share the pic I tweeted a couple days ago:

Zooks>Hey (Big River Grill and Brewery at DisneyWorld)

 

[Gadzooks]

Way behind due to family travels (LOOK AT ME!), but wanted to share the pic I tweeted a couple days ago:

Zooks>Hey (Big River Grill and Brewery at DisneyWorld)

How did I taste? You want more, don't you? Admit it.

 

[Dirkswish]

Officially released from the doctor to continue working out and sexual activity after getting all cut up.

Wife should receive divorce papers in the mail today.

LOTR girl is extremely flirty this morning.

Today is better than yesterday.

 

[Guster]

Officially released from the doctor to continue working out and sexual activity after getting all cut up.Wife should receive divorce papers in the mail today.LOTR girl is extremely flirty this morning.Today is better than yesterday.

Update on LOTR girl? You kinda mentioned her and I don't recall much of an update Glad to hear things are looking up for you

 

[Tiger Fan]

Tiger Fan, wait...

:?:

 

[Tiger Fan]

I've come to the realization that I get more enjoyment out of following the FB status updates of my fellow GMTANers than my "real" friends. Not sure how I feel about that, but you all are way more interesting than 95% of the people I'm FB friends with

Sorry to hear about how un-intersting your squirter is.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Why is it that I feel like I know GM's co-workers better than I know my own co-workers?YSR: how is your ###?

Healing nicely, thanks. Never actually went to the doctor. One of Cloney Romo's best friends is an internist here in town and he basically said that broken or not, the only thing I could do is sit on the donut and take pain pills. I've weaned myself off of the hydrocodone and am just taking Aleve now. Pain is definitely still there, but not nearly as bad as it was.I appreciate your concern.

I love donuts!

 

[bryhamm]

My diet this week has been atrocious. I need my wife back, stat or else I'm going to be buying extra plane tickets when I fly next. Not a big fast food eater, but since she's been gone:- Jimmy John's delivered a sandwich to my house...they are less than 2 miles away from me.- I hit McDonald's drive-thru this morning for not one but TWO sausage egg and cheese biscuits.- My co-worker Vipul showed up at work today with Burger King after taking his car into the shop to get repaired. He said they had a "2 for 1" on chicken sandwiches, so he gave me the extra. I haven't had Burger King in at least 4 years.- Tonight, after practice, I took my boys out for Mexican Food. I had nachos.- On Sunday, I woke up at 11am and drove to a sports bar where I took down a sausage/egg/cheese/gravy biscuit with a side of hashbrowns.- I took my boys out to breakfast Saturday morning where I had the Country Benedict.- I brought a pizza from Pappa Murphy's over to my parents house for lunch on MLK Jr day.- Stadium food Friday night at the Portland Winter Hawks game.Add to that the fact that I have missed my last 3 scheduled workouts and haven't so much as walked a mile.Christ, I'm a mess. Just re-read that. Holy crap. I don't even want guess the number of beers I've sucked down. I'm guessing it's north of 50.You guys should take out a life insurance policy on me. I ain't long for this ride.

late addition to my :e: 2012 dead pool

 

[Dirkswish]

Officially released from the doctor to continue working out and sexual activity after getting all cut up.Wife should receive divorce papers in the mail today.LOTR girl is extremely flirty this morning.Today is better than yesterday.

Update on LOTR girl? You kinda mentioned her and I don't recall much of an update Glad to hear things are looking up for you

Right now, nothing more than office flirting. My office is extremely far from her and takes real effort to get to, yet she finds a way to stop by 3-5 times a day. She is a great body, exactly the type I like, pretty face and wikkid smart. She is also 7 years younger than me, but has told me many times she really is into older men. She is in a relationship, and I am still getting out of mine, but the tension and interest is very much there. I think once I am single in a few weeks, things could really pick up.

 

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I've come to the realization that I get more enjoyment out of following the FB status updates of my fellow GMTANers than my "real" friends. Not sure how I feel about that, but you all are way more interesting than 95% of the people I'm FB friends with

Sorry to hear about how un-intersting your squirter is.

Oh she's plenty interesting. It's more the townies from high school and the people who link to everything they read online without stopping to think if it's actually something others would care about.

 

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Right now, nothing more than office flirting. My office is extremely far from her and takes real effort to get to, yet she finds a way to stop by 3-5 times a day. She is a great body, exactly the type I like, pretty face and wikkid smart. She is also 7 years younger than me, but has told me many times she really is into older men. She is in a relationship, and I am still getting out of mine, but the tension and interest is very much there. I think once I am single in a few weeks, things could really pick up.

Sounds like you'll have to set up a post-divorce celebratory happy hour that she just happens to get invited to!