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[Guster]

Where's the funny....we have some type of server malfunction that is preventing a report that I use from running. I need stimulation...where the heck is the shukehole report write-up??? come on people it's Friday. There isn't even a good Friday thread in the FFA

I'm having a "didn't get the job" husband-sanctioned beerfest at BW3, so stick around, as I'm sure I'll break something shortly.

Sorry to hear. I'll have a beer in your honor

my link

YSR says hi

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

holy crap

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I was out on appointments all day today and as I was waiting to see my contact (at an OBGYN) I noticed that when I was clipping my nails yesterday, and was interrupted, that I finished my left hand but my right was untouched. I almost had claws.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I was out on appointments all day today and as I was waiting to see my contact (at an OBGYN) I noticed that when I was clipping my nails yesterday, and was interrupted, that I finished my left hand but my right was untouched. I almost had claws.

I think a great idea for a practical joke would be for a woman going to the OBGYN for the first time only to discover the doctor had some 2 inch long Shanaynay nails.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

holy crap

Steve, look at those kids. They're athletes. When was the last time you ran anywhere? I mean with your own legs, not by pressing 'X'?

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

holy crap

Steve, look at those kids. They're athletes. When was the last time you ran anywhere? I mean with your own legs, not by pressing 'X'?

So good.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

My wife needs this glass. Hell I need it.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I make a motion that everyone in here post a pic of a hot FB friend daily. Can I get a second on the motion on the floor?

I also move that Frosty start us out with a pic of my Amanda.

this needs to happen.

I also like this idea. The only downside for some is that it might make me active in this thread again.My link

This is a bad thing?

 

[Gadzooks]

I find this brilliant and funny

 

[Mr.Pack]

bonus pic

"This Photo Has Been Removed"

Temporarily housed here. Sheesh!

"This Photo Has Been Removed"

Still works for me I did say temporarily though.

"This Photo Has Been Removed"

Works for me

This Photo Has Been Removed

Well then, every photo can be removed like that one hasn't been.

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

I find this brilliant and funny

Welcome to last week, Scoop.

 

[Mr.Pack]

more snow please

they were looking to get near 10" and it would have been getting worse the farther south we got.

Cav's visiting Illinois?

Buh dum pum

 

[Homer J Simpson]

My wife needs this glass. Hell I need it.

Omg I need a whole set of those.

 

[Gadzooks]

I find this brilliant and funny

Welcome to last week, Scoop.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I find this brilliant and funny

Awesome!

 

[Mr.Pack]

I find this brilliant and funny

Welcome to last week, Scoop.

 

[proninja]

My wife needs this glass. Hell I need it.

A friend of mine bought the shirt

 

[Dirkswish]

In the "Summer of '69", Bryan Adams was only 10 years old.

That song doesn't make any sense now.

 

[proninja]

My wife teaches violin lessons. Since we have a bunch of snow, she hasn't been able to do lessons like normally. This afternoon, she's on the couch teaching lessons over skype to 5-10 year olds playing the violin.

I'm drinking beer, yes, but it's not helping. This is screechy hell.

 

[General Malaise]

Ruth's Chris is fine, but throw in a potato. Jeez.

Meh. Not good for you and highly overrated. Unlike steak and bean/chorizo soup.That soup really was some of the best I've had in years.

 

[Captain Placeholder]

more snow please

Hate it.We were supposed to head down to Morris, IL this afternoon for the last stop of my daughters concert tour and drive back after.We decided not to go as they were looking to get near 10" and it would have been getting worse the farther south we got.

I'm about 25 min from Morris. Hi!

 

[General Malaise]

Oh crap, sorry for contributing nothing good to this thread just now.

Could I offer you a picture of a hot FB friend instead?

hells yes.

OK, without giving much thought, my cousin?ETA: On right. Maybe not the best pic. Perhaps better.

Really like where this thread is going. Rover, a counter pic? Please?

I make a motion that everyone in here post a pic of a hot FB friend daily. Can I get a second on the motion on the floor?I also move that Frosty start us out with a pic of my Amanda.

SecondedSat on a bus next to her on way to wedding. Figured facebook friendship was a must here.

 

[jplvr]

Seconded

Sat on a bus next to her on way to wedding. Figured facebook friendship was a must here.

My grandfather used to make his own muscadine wine. I never had any.

Ruth's Chris is great. Flemings is as well.

 

[Dirkswish]

Oh crap, sorry for contributing nothing good to this thread just now.

Could I offer you a picture of a hot FB friend instead?

hells yes.

OK, without giving much thought, my cousin?ETA: On right. Maybe not the best pic. Perhaps better.

Really like where this thread is going. Rover, a counter pic? Please?

I make a motion that everyone in here post a pic of a hot FB friend daily. Can I get a second on the motion on the floor?I also move that Frosty start us out with a pic of my Amanda.

SecondedSat on a bus next to her on way to wedding. Figured facebook friendship was a must here.

Thank you for sharing sir.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Pretty sure I'm going to get drunk tonight

 

[bakes]

Oh ####, this is going to end up being epic or a very unfortunate turn of events.

For the benefit of any future law enforcement investigators, kevzilla and I exited the north door of the bar and bear no responsibility for whatever might have occurred with shuke/cosjobs at the south door.

Attention Austin cornholers-I got a lady to pickup/dropoff/shuttle us tonight.Please let me know if you want to be picked up. You can decide on the dropoff depending on how many drinks you consume over the course of the evening. Personally, I intend to progress to the unsafe to drive at any speed category.

When's this whore picking me up?

Meet her in the alley between E 11th and 12th, about 1500 block, I'll send her right over

any magical space hair pics from the cornhole?

No pics. You want to bask in the glory that is my hair, you'll have to come down here.

I love how everyone had to go home so we could POST ON THE ####ING INTERNET. BUNCH OF OLD ####ING DORK GEEZERS.

 

[bakes]

bonus pic

"This Photo Has Been Removed"

Temporarily housed here. Sheesh!

YUMMY!!!

 

[proninja]

Dinner at the ninja home. A salmon filet (wild caught, flash frozen on the boat) topped with pesto, pine nuts, and some garlic I roasted/smashed with a fork and spread over the top.

My hot facebook friend

I can't seem to find her maxim pictures

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Well, this snow isn't going to blow itself. Not looking forward to this

 

[SofaKings]

Anyone familiar with Amelia Island?

Spent every summer there growing up and got married there last May, so yeah. What would you like to know?

Thinking about going there for spring break with my daughters.

 

[bakes]

My wife teaches violin lessons. Since we have a bunch of snow, she hasn't been able to do lessons like normally. This afternoon, she's on the couch teaching lessons over skype to 5-10 year olds playing the violin. I'm drinking beer, yes, but it's not helping. This is screechy hell.

I feel your pain. We went to my daughter's 5th grade orchestra concert last night. 60 kids playing stringed instruments simultaneously. At the reception afterward there was a fourth grade kid from Taiwan playing Rachmaninoff on the piano like a damn viruoso. Can't make this #### up.

 

[SofaKings]

Wife's flight from Detroit to Chicago to Portland cancelled. She won't be back until Sunday now at the earliest. Man, the midwest is neat.

Do I need to drive up there and comfort her?

 

[General Malaise]

Where's the funny....we have some type of server malfunction that is preventing a report that I use from running. I need stimulation...where the heck is the shukehole report write-up??? come on people it's Friday. There isn't even a good Friday thread in the FFA

I'm having a "didn't get the job" husband-sanctioned beerfest at BW3, so stick around, as I'm sure I'll break something shortly.

Sorry GB. I'd hire you, if that helps.

 

[General Malaise]

Wife's flight from Detroit to Chicago to Portland cancelled. She won't be back until Sunday now at the earliest. Man, the midwest is neat.

Do I need to drive up there and comfort her?

lolz...I'll tell her to expect a call from the nice guy who gave us a $100 gift card at M&S.

 

[General Malaise]

Tanner and STLB....can I use paypal to donate to your respective causes?

 

[SofaKings]

Wife's flight from Detroit to Chicago to Portland cancelled. She won't be back until Sunday now at the earliest. Man, the midwest is neat.

Do I need to drive up there and comfort her?

lolz...I'll tell her to expect a call from the nice guy who gave us a $100 gift card at M&S.

I suppose i could just settle for sexting. It is snowing out after all.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Tanner and STLB....can I use paypal to donate to your respective causes?

Put my name on the card. It can be from both of us.

 

[BRONG]

I may hang out in here tonight... Gambling thread's gone rogue MMA on me and I am so ####### bored I could kill myself with a butter knife.

CHEERS

 

[YSR]

I may hang out in here tonight... Gambling thread's gone rogue MMA on me and I am so ####### bored I could kill myself with a butter knife.CHEERS

Hey you

 

[Mr.Pack]

more snow please

Hate it.We were supposed to head down to Morris, IL this afternoon for the last stop of my daughters concert tour and drive back after.We decided not to go as they were looking to get near 10" and it would have been getting worse the farther south we got.

I'm about 25 min from Morris. Hi!

How much snow did you get?We never made the trip. :(

 

[Guster]

My hot facebook friend

I can't seem to find her maxim pictures

Wow

 

[kevzilla]

Well, this snow isn't going to blow itself. Not looking forward to this

Say hi to Mr. Snow for us.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Well, this snow isn't going to blow itself. Not looking forward to this

Say hi to Mr. Snow for us.

Just got back. Now I'm all covered in white stuff

 

[kevzilla]

Well, this snow isn't going to blow itself. Not looking forward to this

Say hi to Mr. Snow for us.

Just got back. Now I'm all covered in white stuff

 

[cosjobs]

My wife teaches violin lessons. Since we have a bunch of snow, she hasn't been able to do lessons like normally. This afternoon, she's on the couch teaching lessons over skype to 5-10 year olds playing the violin.

I'm drinking beer, yes, but it's not helping. This is screechy hell.

I feel your pain. We went to my daughter's 5th grade orchestra concert last night. 60 kids playing stringed instruments simultaneously. At the reception afterward there was a fourth grade kid from Taiwan playing Rachmaninoff on the piano like a damn viruoso. Can't make this #### up.

You could make it up, but it would be the most boring lie ever.

 

[ShaqAttaq]

Well, this snow isn't going to blow itself. Not looking forward to this

Say hi to Mr. Snow for us.

Just got back. Now I'm all covered in white stuff

bukkake?

 

[BRONG]

I may hang out in here tonight... Gambling thread's gone rogue MMA on me and I am so ####### bored I could kill myself with a butter knife.CHEERS

Hey you

How's your ###?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I may hang out in here tonight... Gambling thread's gone rogue MMA on me and I am so ####### bored I could kill myself with a butter knife.CHEERS

Hey you

How's your ###?

It's taken this long for a coccyx reference?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

holy crap

Steve, look at those kids. They're athletes. When was the last time you ran anywhere? I mean with your own legs, not by pressing 'X'?

So good.

"I love brunch, Steve. I love everything about it. I love drinking too much, blowing off my afternoon plans, sleeping, waking up disoriented..."

 

[Homer J Simpson]

My wife teaches violin lessons. Since we have a bunch of snow, she hasn't been able to do lessons like normally. This afternoon, she's on the couch teaching lessons over skype to 5-10 year olds playing the violin.

I'm drinking beer, yes, but it's not helping. This is screechy hell.

I feel your pain. We went to my daughter's 5th grade orchestra concert last night. 60 kids playing stringed instruments simultaneously. At the reception afterward there was a fourth grade kid from Taiwan playing Rachmaninoff on the piano like a damn viruoso. Can't make this #### up.

You could make it up, but it would be the most boring lie ever.