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those are some DEluxe looking cookiesFun Fact: The gold that was used to make the helmets has to be mixed with vodka in order to thin it out.incredible.
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Guster
Footballguy
I had some performance anxiety this morning. I wish I had the phone number to my 9th grade Health Teacher (Coach Jones) to let him know that it IS possible to push a string.Why so much foreplay? Just get to it.Told the guys at work that I would be in late because I was 'taking my lady to breakfast'. But really, I just dropped the kids off at school, came right back home, marched my lady up stairs and proceeded to give her 12 seconds of horrendous loving.
Just laughed out loud in the meeting I'm in (~20 people, most of which are higher up than me) and got some looks like wtf are you doing
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
12 seconds? 4 minutes? You guys must actually take your pants off. You know there is a perfectly good zipper down there.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
cosjobs
Footballguy
Did your wife make those?Fun Fact: The gold that was used to make the helmets has to be mixed with vodka in order to thin it out.incredible.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
wow.....that's all I got to say.[/homer]
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Yeah, she loves to bake. You know what she doesn't love? Having sex with me.Did your wife make those?Fun Fact: The gold that was used to make the helmets has to be mixed with vodka in order to thin it out.incredible.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
wow.....that's all I got to say.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Next time I mention sex to my wife, I fully expect her to pat my head and laugh like I do when my son tells me he's going to play in the NBA.Yeah, she loves to bake. You know what she doesn't love? Having sex with me.Did your wife make those?Fun Fact: The gold that was used to make the helmets has to be mixed with vodka in order to thin it out.incredible.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Maybe its en vogue to say that wives aren't interested in the sexytime. I find that my wife initiates more than I do.
General Malaise
Footballguy
I had to look this up.wow.....that's all I got to say.
urbanhack
Fight The Power!
it was a struggle to be there for 5 hours.WOWI had to look this up.wow.....that's all I got to say.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
She sure does.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Most of the time it's even with me.She sure does.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Oh, my wife likes sex just fine, but between the pregnancy, her sister staying with us and then her flying back to Detroit for 10 days, well....it'd been a while. In fact, it had been since the day after Xmas. I was, um....excited.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
As long as you're in there somewhere.Most of the time it's even with me.She sure does.
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
The cookies look awesome.Yeah, she loves to bake. You know what she doesn't love? Having sex with me.Did your wife make those?Fun Fact: The gold that was used to make the helmets has to be mixed with vodka in order to thin it out.incredible.
cosjobs
Footballguy
That is some outstanding, professional level work. She could probably be successful doing those as a business. I hear several people a month who want to rent kitchen space for different things. I wish any of them had her skills.Yeah, she loves to bake. You know what she doesn't love? Having sex with me.Did your wife make those?Fun Fact: The gold that was used to make the helmets has to be mixed with vodka in order to thin it out.incredible.
General Malaise
Footballguy
WHO'S GOING TO SEE THE SACRAMENTO KINGS TONIGHT??? THIS GUY!!!!!1 
General Malaise
Footballguy
I'm going to try and guess the Sacramento Kings starting lineup....
PG - Tyreke Evans
SG - Travis Mays
SF - John Salmons
C - Benoit Benjamin
PF - Corliss Williams
And coached by.....Regie Theus?
PG - Tyreke Evans
SG - Travis Mays
SF - John Salmons
C - Benoit Benjamin
PF - Corliss Williams
And coached by.....Regie Theus?
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Can she bake me some meth?Yeah, she loves to bake. You know what she doesn't love? Having sex with me.Did your wife make those?Fun Fact: The gold that was used to make the helmets has to be mixed with vodka in order to thin it out.incredible.
General Malaise
Footballguy
How you holding up, Pack? My mom is a fruitcake who burns every single meal she has ever tried to cook...but man, I love her dearly and will be devestated when she goes. :(
Captain Placeholder
Footballguy
saw Jordon drop like 40 on them back in the day.WHO'S GOING TO SEE THE SACRAMENTO KINGS TONIGHT??? THIS GUY!!!!!1
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Doing OK, thank you.She fought to breathe for so long, it's a blessing, but still difficult.Trying to get the funeral together. We wanted Weds, but the Priest is on vacation. Priests take vacations? Who knew
So now they are looking for a guest Priest..... Tanner you available?
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
We are cleaning out the warehouse so I sent the following e-mail Saturday:
Attached was an Excel file with 15 line items showing what was available and our cost, $400-$1000 a piece. So of course I get e-mails from people wanting to buy stuff instead of calling the office. Fine, annoying and double work but whatever.Then I get this e-mail:
I reply:
She replies back:
Are you freaking kidding me?!! How about you open up a catalog or check out our website for your free furniture? This probably irritates me more than it should. I can't wait until U3 hits $200.00 a pound so I can retire.
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Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
GFY
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
The last thing she(we) need to do is to go into business. She also says she would hate to bake for a living. For her it is a "fun" and "relaxing". If there was actual money on the line she would grow to hate it. Although if someone was willing to pay her to do it for their business at the same salary she makes now she would seriously consider it.That is some outstanding, professional level work. She could probably be successful doing those as a business. I hear several people a month who want to rent kitchen space for different things. I wish any of them had her skills.Yeah, she loves to bake. You know what she doesn't love? Having sex with me.Did your wife make those?Fun Fact: The gold that was used to make the helmets has to be mixed with vodka in order to thin it out.incredible.
General Malaise
Footballguy
She could be like Andi McDowel in "Muse".The last thing she(we) need to do is to go into business. She also says she would hate to bake for a living. For her it is a "fun" and "relaxing". If there was actual money on the line she would grow to hate it. Although if someone was willing to pay her to do it for their business at the same salary she makes now she would seriously consider it.That is some outstanding, professional level work. She could probably be successful doing those as a business. I hear several people a month who want to rent kitchen space for different things. I wish any of them had her skills.Yeah, she loves to bake. You know what she doesn't love? Having sex with me.Did your wife make those?Fun Fact: The gold that was used to make the helmets has to be mixed with vodka in order to thin it out.incredible.
UOFI_316
Footballguy
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Good point. I'm no longer going to pay her for sex. Same goes for you guys.
krista4
Footballguy
But I have it on good authority that another kind FBG has sent me something to make up for it; should be here very soon. 
Thorn
Footballguy
Well, see, the thing is, he doesn't have to.GFY
Mr.Pack
Footballguy
Speaking of that, what ever happened to Keys?
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
What a bunch of crap.
Looks like I might be doing my first FB unfriend.
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urbanhack
Fight The Power!
'Sheriff Bart said:What a bunch of crap.'krista4 said:'Sheriff Bart said:'Crazy Canuck said:
so, secret santa killed keys?
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Folk song?
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
I'm no expert but I don't think meth is 'baked'. At least that's what I've learned from watching "Breaking Bad".'Sheriff Bart said:Can she bake me some meth?'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:Yeah, she loves to bake. You know what she doesn't love? Having sex with me.'cosjobs said:Did your wife make those?'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:Fun Fact: The gold that was used to make the helmets has to be mixed with vodka in order to thin it out.'General Malaise said:incredible.
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Here's the thing. I don't have to.'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:GFY'Idiot Boxer said:
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Someone PM me K4's address. I will send something along as well.
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Somebody already said that, you freaking unoriginal *******.Here's the thing. I don't have to.'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:GFY'Idiot Boxer said:
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Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Like I read what other people say.Somebody already said that, you freaking unoriginal *******.Here's the thing. I don't have to.'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:GFY'Idiot Boxer said:
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
Vegas dates set
9/20-9/24
Reg Lllama of Brixton
Footballguy
Good point, Hef.Like I read what other people say.Somebody already said that, you freaking unoriginal *******.Here's the thing. I don't have to.'Reg Lllama of Brixton said:GFY'Idiot Boxer said:
Idiot Boxer
Footballguy
Missed it by that much.
Bob Sacamano
Footballguy
Missed it by that much.
Sheriff Bart
Footballguy
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